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Jason: I’m terrible at expressing myself.
Y/n: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words!
Jason: Yes, but my actions are also bad.
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1luna1lovegood1 · 9 months
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*Y/N being proud about something she did*
Y/N:! i'm so going places!
Bucky : yeah, probably to prison.
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upon-a-starry-night · 2 years
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Y/n: *unable to stop staring at Wanda’s hands*
Wanda: *noticing* oh- I promise I have my powers under control you don’t need to be scared-
Y/n, flabbergasted: I’m not scared Wanda, I’m Gay!
Bonus-
Wanda: *Blushing furiously *
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Y/N: I think I need a hug...
Wanda: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Y/N: You... you can let go now.
Wanda, hugging tighter: No, I absolutely cannot.
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marvels-bitch-boy · 2 years
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Emerald Eyes: Sike bitch!
Y/N walking away from the tea after a fight with a bullet in his side.
Wanda: Detka! where are you going?
Y/N hobbling away: ANYWHERE BUT HERE! fuck the avengers
Wanda rubbing her temples in exasperation: You are an Avenger though
Y/N turning back and flipping them all off: I NEVER FILLED OUT THE HR FORMS! FUCK THIS SHIT!
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twistedpixie77 · 1 year
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Bucky: *casually taking four stairs at a time*
y/n, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-
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someoneimsure · 1 year
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Y/N: When I agreed to become your personal secretary, I didn’t realize I would be adopting six kids and becoming a full time therapist.
Bruce: ...six kids?
Y/N: Damian, Jason, Tim, Cass, Dick, and you.
Bruce: Ah, so you haven’t met the others yet.
Y/N: ...how many woman have you slept with?
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marvelnatasha · 2 years
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Y/N: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Bucky: I wake up at 4:30 AM for my morning run with Steve
Y/N:
Y/N: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
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ze-maki-nin · 2 years
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Luffy: I just want to be called cute 21/7! I am cute and deserve to be called cute :D
Y/n: Er-why not 24/7?
Luffy, arms full of food: Snack breaks
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ynandthexmen · 11 months
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Y/N: What goes up but never goes down?
Logan: The amount of stress you cause me
Y/N: Wrong! The answer is age!
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Y/N: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun Y/N: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side* Ghost, sweating: PRICE
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Jason: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Y/n: It was autocorrect.
Jason: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Y/n: Yes.
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1luna1lovegood1 · 1 year
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Natasha: I pull girls
Steve : I pull guys
Y/N: And I pull on the push door because I'm a fucking idiot
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upon-a-starry-night · 10 months
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*Y/n and Nat in the living room when everyone else walks in*
*Y/n laying face down on the couch in agony*
*Everyone concerned*: What’s wrong with Y/n?
Nat: Oh- Y/n watched a cringy tiktok and now they have to emotionally process it for 2 to 3 hours.
Y/n: *Screams into a pillow*
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Wanda: *running towards Y/N with open arms*
Y/N: *moves out of the way*
Wanda: Hey, why'd you move?!
Y/N: I thought you were going to attack me.
Wanda: I was going to hug you!
Y/N: Why would you hug me?
Wanda: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
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marvels-bitch-boy · 2 years
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Emerald Eyes: hmmmm?!??!
Y/N recovering from almost dying
Y/N: Look at this!! Look at this! Would a depressed person make this??
Y/N holds up a notebook with the plan to beak up the avengers
Y/N with the crazy look in his eyes: WOULD THEY???
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