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igotanidea · 2 years

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The umbrella academy incorrect quotes

y/n : Honestly, Diego was always my favorite of the family.

Five: Is that so?

y/n: Yes. Quite easy to impress. It’s much harder to win you over.

Five: y/n, binge-watching all episodes of House M.D. in four days does not impress me.

Diego (running into the room) : y/n! You are an expert on medical field, I'm bleeding, what do I do?!

y/n (raising her eyebrows looking at five): See?

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ourgoddessathena · 2 years

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Five : "I'm a reverse necromancer."

Y/N : "Isn't that just killing people?"

Five : "Ah, technicality."

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hihomeghere · 5 months

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I’m so normal about them

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highlyincorrect · 2 months

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Diego, after attempting to cook: THE KITCHEN’S ON FIRE

Viktor: Where’s a responsible adult???

Diego; He’s asleep!

Klaus, grabbing a bucket of water: Don’t worry guys, I’ve got this!

Klaus: *throws water on Five* WAKE THE FUCK UP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

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topperscumslut · 2 months

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it’s literally him

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itstheghostofmypast · 10 months

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*At Luther's wedding*

Y/N: Bet you three shots he'll cry.

Five: I bet you four he'll throw up.

Y/N: I bet you two shots we'll pull through this too.

Five: seven that we'll all die, love.

Lila: Do they realise this is called alcoholism?

Diego: Shhh...just watch

Y/N: Two shots say you'll be kissing me tonight.

*Five takes two shots, smirks at her blushing face*

Lila: wtf?

Diego: It's giving love.

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five-hargreeves-apologist · 5 months

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Five: please. I am literally begging you to stop.

Me: *chugging baby benadryl straight from the bottle* IF THE HATMAN CAN'T STOP ME, THEN NEITHER CAN Y O U

Five: oh my fucking-

Me: THE HATMAN FEARS ME, AND SO SHOULD EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS MORTAL PLANE

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jasmineco2 · 5 months

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sagelovesbooks · 5 months

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Klaus's Freakout

Five: *Kicks the door down in a rush* Y/N: What did you do? Five: Nobody died. Klaus: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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thehargreevesfamily · 5 months

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Five: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Klaus: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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shit-people-probably-didnt-say · 2 months

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Klaus: Im gonna open a store called ‘DO IT!’

Klaus: It sells hair cutting scissors and dye, DIY tattoo kits, and power tools. Its only open between midnight and 5am

Five: Suppose he understands his market

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igotanidea · 1 year

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Umbrella academy incorrect quotes 2

based on some very particular song :D

Klaus: so... how do you two now each other?

y/n: ...that my best friend

Lilia: ....she a real bad bitch

y/n: ....got her own money

Lila: ....she don't need no 'nig

Klaus: ......

Luther: so ... how did you meet?

Lila: on the dancefloor

y/n: she had two..

Lila: .....three

y/n: ....drinks, she was twerking, throwing out and coming back in.

Diego: That's my girl

Five (eyes rolling) : great, another two idiots in the family.

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ourgoddessathena · 2 years

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Five : "I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night."

Y/N : "All I drank was Redbull!"

Five : "How many?"

Y/N : "Eighteen."

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hihomeghere · 6 months

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highlyincorrect · 5 months

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Klaus: Five sent me a get better soon card

Diego: Oh, that’s nice-

Five: He’s not sick, I just think he could do fucking better with his life

Diego:

Klaus, admiring his card with tears in his eyes: I’m framing this

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yanderetheumbrellaacademy · 2 years

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Y/n: You think you're smarter than everyone else Five: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am Diego: Cocky bastard for a guy who's mentally 40+ years older than his girlfriend Five: Fuck off- I know where you sleep asshole Diego: And I know where your girlfriend sleeps Five: Are you threatening my girlfriend? Diego, rubbing your head: I could never hurt this cute head. But I could hurt you

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