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kiba: so how’s the parenting life threatening you so far?
shino: yeah, how is it going?
hinata, on her seventh cup of coffee: Boruto is the light of our lives.
naruto, from another room: yeah, a light that won’t fucking shut off.
kiba:
shino:
hinata: he’s fine, he’s just tired.
boruto: *screams*
naruto: *screams back*
and that’s why Kiba and Shino have never had kids😃
#naruto#naruto incorrect quotes#naruto shippuden incorrect quotes#anime#naruto uzumaki#hinata hyuga#naruhina#naruto x hinata#boruto#kiba inuzuka#shino aburame#team 8 incorrect quotes#incorrect team 8#team 8 naruto#team 8
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akutagawa: we’ve got this under control
atsushi: in what POSSIBLE way is this under control??
akutagawa: shut up it’s under control because i decided it is
atsushi: THERE IS A MAN ON FIRE
akutagawa: EVERYTHING IS FINE
#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#bsd incorrect quotes#shin soukoku#sskk#bsd sskk#bsd akutagawa#bsd atsushi#if you believe hard enough you can make anything happen😌#i love their dynamic every day#i love how they’re barely functional as teammates#they team up and its like 90% arguing 8% messing things up and 2% actually doing the thing#and they’re valid for that😌
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Professor Hidgens: I believe in evolution, I'm just interested in what we evolve into next
Professor Hidgens: Because I'd quite like a propeller
#starkid#incorrect starkid quotes#incorrect starkid#incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes starkid#team starkid#professor hidgens#hidgens#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#incorrect tgwdlm#incorrect tgwdlm quotes#robert manion#nick lang#jeff blim#incorrect nightmare time 2#incorrect nightmare time#nightmare time 2#nightmare time#the hatchetfield ape man#honey queen#forever and always#time bastard#source: instagram#source: british.comedy.chaos#joe wilkinson#8 out of 10 cats#hatchetfield universe#hatchetverse#hatchetfield
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Hinata: What? That’s so mean! I can’t say that!
Shino: I can.
#naruto#naruto shippuden#naruto incorrect quotes#shinohina#if you want#hinata hyuga#shino aburame#team 8 incorrect quotes#my stooff
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Hinata: What’s it like being tall?
Kiba: Is it nice?
Kurenai: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Shino: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
#naruto#team 8#team 8 naruto#incorrect quotes#naruto incorrect quotes#team 8 incorrect quotes#kurenai yuhi#hinata hyuga#kiba inuzuka#shino aburame
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Kiba: I need a favor. Don't forget that I'm your nicest friend, Shino.
Shino: That’s Hinata actually.
Kiba: I'm your prettiest friend!
Shino: That's Kurenai-sensie.
Kiba: I'm your most reliable friend!!
Shino: Akamaru.
Kiba: I'M YOUR FRIEND!!
#incorrect quotes#naruto incorrect quotes#incorrect naruto quotes#incorrect quotes naruto#naruto#naruto shippuden#shino aburame#shino#kiba#kiba inuzuka#hinata#hinata hyuga#kiba and akamaru#akamaru#kurenai#kurenai yuhi#team 8#team kurenai#kakashi#sakura#naruto uzumaki#sasuke#team 8 naruto
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Kiba: mama didn't raise a fucking bitch we keep going
Hinata: na na na, mama did raise a bitch let's go
Shino: mama did not raise nobody actually, my mom was absent
Kiba and Hinata: omg
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[Marie and callie (cocktail in hand) look at the captain interacting at the end of their date with agent 8]
Agent 8: I loved today, we did turf and got to the carnaval together, you even get me a plushie.
Captain 3: I-I liked spending time with you today, and please don't thank me for the plush.
Agent 8: But I have too ! You're such a sweetheart [kiss her cheek]
Marie and callie (from affar): JustKissHerBack-JustKissHerBack-JustKissHerBack.
[Captain 3 bonk (affectionnaly) agent 8 forehead]
Agent 8: [Chuckle] ah ah, me too 3.
Marie and Callie : [react like football supporter] NO WHY !? A kiss, just kiss her ! Oh my cod, so close to the finish line !
#I love to imagine Marie and callie being supportive toward 3 relation but like litteral team supporter#Also please give them cocktail they need break#Don't tell me Inkling and Octoling wouldn't have some feral behavior sometime#and cat behavior#splatoon#incorrect quote#incorrect quotes#agent 3#agent 8#agent 24
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Shino: I want to head down that road of having a room that's full of bugs and butterflies, and I want it to look like-
Kiba: Like a serial killer's den?
Shino: Sort of a well-traveled serial killer, yes.
#s: buzzfeed unsolved#incorrect quotes#incorrect naruto quotes#naruto#shino aburame#kiba inuzuka#team 8#buzzfeed unsolved
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ateez incorrect quotes
Jongho : hyungs what's sex mean?
Hongjoong : you don't need to know that
Yunho : let's play mario kart instead
Wooyoung : is it that hard to explain? it's mea-
Yeosang grab a pillow and hit wooyoung : DON'T *smack* YOU *smack* FREAKING *smack* DARE
Yunho : let's play mario kart jongho!! *yeosang still screaming at the background*
Jongho : okay!!
#ateez#incorrect quotes#hongjoong#seonghwa#yunho#yeosang#san ateez#mingi#wooyoung#jongho#8 makes 1 team
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kurenai: Kiba and Shino did what?
sakura: well, i told them they are not allowed to see Hinata because she’s still recovering from last night, and the only way they could stay was if they were injured.
kurenai: …and?
sakura: so they punched each other in the face and told me they were injured.
kurenai:
sakura:
kurenai:
kurenai: well i must admire their dedication.
#naruto#naruto incorrect quotes#naruto shippuden incorrect quotes#anime#sakura haruno#hinata hyuga#team 8 incorrect quotes#incorrect team 8#team 8 naruto#team 8#kurenai yuhi#team kurenai
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Kiba: Hey, you like that fighting robot anime right?
Shino: ....Gundam, yes.
Kiba: Dude you're gonna love this. Be at my house by 8pm tonight. And bring snacks!
(many months and hundreds of episodes of Battlebots later...)
Kiba: I don't care if its not the "meta" ok, its badass!
Shino: The objective is to win...💢
Kiba: The OBJECTIVE is to look COOL AS FUCK!!!!!!
#meanwhile hinata: ganbatte roomba-san#team 8#naruto#incorrect naruto quotes#hinata hyuga#kiba inuzuka#shino#shino Aburame#Aburame shino
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Genin of Team Guy: With all due respect Hokage-sama, you are a great leader!
Genin of Team 10: You did a lot of good things for this village!
Genin of Team 8: And you made our lives as shinobi more colorful and interesting!
Genin of Team 7: Which is why you're our favorite hokage!
Tsunade: ....
Tsunade: What did you kids do?
(Guardian/Mother Hen to 12 gremlins Tsunade is best Tsunade)
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Giovanni: I can't help but notice that you haven't made any friends out here in the manor yet.
Cyrus: That's because everybody's an idiot.
#Source: 8 Simple Rules#Pokemon#Pokemon Villains#Incorrect Quotes#Rainbow Rocket#Team Rainbow Rocket#Rocket Leader Giovanni#Giovanni#Galactic Leader Cyrus#Cyrus
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