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Bucky: *shoots and kills people*
Bucky: *is responsible for some of the most important assassinations in 20th century’s history*
Steve: awww you go babe, you put the “cute” in execute :3
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ragingemini · 22 days
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Bucky: Will Steve and I be gay lovers in this undercover mission?
Fury: No, as I said this is not neccessary.
Bucky:
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stuckysknife · 1 year
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Steve [flirting]: Maybe we could be friends in a... historical way? ;)
Bucky: We're already that?
Steve: No like-
Bucky: I mean, we both fought in WWII,
Steve: That's not-
Bucky: We were frozen for at least half a century,
Steve: Bucky-
Bucky: And now we're living in the age of the internet, which neither of us know how to use. So yeah, I'd say we're pretty historical.
Sam [walking in]: He's trying to say that he's in love with you.
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buckymilf · 2 years
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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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Bucky: *Staring at Sam silently*
Steve: You've been quiet today?
Bucky:
Bucky: Nobody plans murder out loud.
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Steve: Bucky was right.
Bucky: Louder!
Steve: I do not love this side of you.
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just-give-stucky · 2 years
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I thought it was funny
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somanywords · 1 year
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steve: would you slap your best friend for a million bucks?
bucky: i'd roundhouse kick you in the face for free
steve, tearing up: i'm your best friend still?
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painted-doe · 4 months
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white-wolf-actually · 3 months
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That boy never minded him own business a day in his goddamn life.
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ragingemini · 4 months
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Fury: That's the briefing. It is all we know about the Winter Soldier. Any questions, notes, comments?
Steve:
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romanoffshouse · 5 months
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Kidnapper: We have your boyfriend.
Steve: You have Bucky?
Kidnapper: Yeah
Steve: Good luck with that.
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stuckysknife · 1 year
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Sam: I'm amazed at what you've endured, it just seems really hard.
Bucky: Being gay?
Steve [whispering]: He's talking about Hydra...
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buckymilf · 2 years
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in the 30s, bucky chooses violence
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natsskydivingcrew · 2 years
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Bucky:.. I love you
Steve, playing with Alpine, not paying attention: What was that?
Bucky: I said, I'm selling you to the zOo-
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Bucky: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Steve: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. Bucky: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
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