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#incorrect stevebucky quotes
natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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Bucky: There are only three ways to do things: the legal way, the illegal way, and the Steve way.
Sam: Isn't the Steve way just the illegal way?
Bucky: Yes but it's faster and he gets away with it.
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twistedpixie77 · 1 year
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y/n: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Bucky: Well Steve and I-
Steve: *elbows Bucky*
Bucky: ...wouldn't know.
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steveybucky · 1 month
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Wow that’s too bad what happened to the 107th…. Wait, did you say the 107th?? As in Sergeant James Barnes of the 107th?? And nobody has gone looking for him????? Well shit, I guess I’m walking to Austria to march into a heavily fortified military base across enemy lines alone with nothing but a couple of theater props because of the slightest possibility he’s still alive. Oh, he’s alive. I can feel it in my soul. What? Oh no, we’re just friends :)
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peapea-0405 · 14 days
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Steve: Ok, truth or dare? Bucky: Truth. Steve: How many hours have you slept this week? Bucky: Bucky: ...Dare. Steve: Go to bed. Bucky: I don't like this game.
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jouskalove · 1 year
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these are so fun to make
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i made two of this one because I couldn’t decide
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howlingcommanddo · 5 days
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Bucky: im gonna need you to swear-
Pre-Serum Steve: fuck
Bucky: swear as in promise.
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Bucky: *shoots and kills people*
Bucky: *is responsible for some of the most important assassinations in 20th century’s history*
Steve: awww you go babe, you put the “cute” in execute :3
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ragingemini · 3 months
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Fury: That's the briefing. It is all we know about the Winter Soldier. Any questions, notes, comments?
Steve:
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ir0npvrker · 5 months
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bucky: *walks in covered in blood*
steve: great costume, buck! happy halloween!
bucky:
bucky: oh, right, it’s halloween. that’s convenient
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scarlettflame19 · 1 year
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Bucky: Guess what Y/n? Y/n: What is it?
Steve: Bucky and I are adopting a kid
Y/n: Congrats. Who’s the lucky kid?
Bucky slamming adoption papers in front of Y/n: It’s you sign here
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marvelnatasha · 10 months
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Steve: Are you mad?
Bucky: No.
Steve: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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Steve: Hey Sam is it gay-
Sam: Yes! For the last time, literally EVERYTHING between you and Bucky is gay! Stop asking!
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therealmcu · 6 months
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in which Sam is oblivious and has no idea what's going on 🤭
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raiisakitsune · 2 years
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Bucky: *dies*
Steve: you know i never liked being alive anyway, *crashes plane*
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peapea-0405 · 27 days
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Steve: Bad things keep happening to me, it's like I have bad luck or something. Bucky: Stevie, you don't have bad luck. Bucky: The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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marvelflame2010 · 1 year
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Y/n: Besides, no one's getting hurt!
*A guy who Y/n previously knocked out falls from the bridge she, Steve, and Bucky are standing on and lands on a car.*
Y/n: ...That guy was already up there when I got here
Steve: Y/n, you could be an Avenger! Use your powers for good!
Y/n: But I am using my powers for good
Bucky: What Steve meant was you are a kid, judging on your voice, and we can give you a home. Plus, HYDRA is trying to find you and won't stop
Y/n: I was HYDRA's death squad. I have powers that can destroy people like that. *snaps her fingers*. Besides, I am a dangerous person who doesn't deserve to have a home. I can handle HYDRA myself. *flies off*
Steve: *sighs* She is stubborn
Bucky: Like you
Steve: Hey! That's true
Bucky: Do you think she knows that she was created using you and I's DNA?
Steve: Probably, she has her file. The question is, did she decline our offer or not?
Bucky: She thinks of herself as a monster, so she is going to make it so we don't want her when we do. Pushing people away is not coping with your past. We can help her, we just need to help at her own pace, as well as get her the help she deserves.
Steve: Right. No kid deserves to be alone. Assassin, or not.
Bucky: Now we have to find her again
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