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#incorrect steve and bucky quotes
painted-doe · 3 months
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romanoffshouse · 4 months
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Kidnapper: We have your boyfriend.
Steve: You have Bucky?
Kidnapper: Yeah
Steve: Good luck with that.
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super-marvel-dc · 2 months
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Steve: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Bucky, Wade, and Y/N: Ok.
Steve: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Bucky: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Y/N: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Wade: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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marvel-lous-guy · 6 months
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Steve: okay, team bonding exercises! What is everyone's biggest fear?
Clint: accidentally committing tax fraud
Sam: sharks
Nat: your more likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark
Peter: actually, your more likely to be bitten by a stranger in New York than by a shark anywhere else in the nation
Clint: I'm changing mine to strangers in New York
Bucky: trains
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white-wolf-actually · 2 months
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That boy never minded him own business a day in his goddamn life.
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Steve: Being gay bi is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Bucky: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
Steve, getting teary: I love you so much.
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lives-in-midgard · 14 days
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Steve: Why did you hit Sam?
Bucky: He made y/n cry.
Steve: Y/n always cries!
Y/n: That's not true. [starts crying]
Bucky: Steve what did you do!
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Been making some memes of Cap and his friends.
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its-really-dry · 8 months
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y/n: whats 6.9?
wanda: ..... I'm not sure....?
y/n: a wonderful thing ruined by a period.
wanda: Y/N
bucky: *chokes*
nat: *snorts*
clint: *from the other room* HAHÄGEYTIISJBSBSNßE373
steve: oh god....
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Steve: Does Bucky make your heart beat faster?
Y/N: I don’t know, man. I have anxiety, everything makes my heart beat faster.
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buckysforeverprincess · 2 months
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Steve: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Y/N: I'm a knife.
Bucky, from across the room: They're the little spoon.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 6 months
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Natasha: I spy with my little eye something beginning with “S”.
Tony: [Looks over at Steve and Bucky talking] is it “sexual tension”?
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romanoffshouse · 3 months
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Steve: Oh, look we're under a mistletoe.
Bucky: *looks up* That's not a mistletoe.
[later that night]
Bucky: *wakes up at 4 a.m.* Oh he was flirting with me.
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aagiijxbls · 5 months
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words by @headcanonthings
I'm really loving these incorrect quotes lately.
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marvel-lous-guy · 7 months
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Tony: here, hold this *hands Peter a wrench*
Peter: *now holding 17 wrenches* I think I'm gonna drop it
Tony: You're fine
*loud clang and crash*
Peter: I dropped it
Clint: *from the vents* 16! I repeat, he can hold 16 wrenches! Who had the bet for 16?
Tony: Damn it! You couldn't have held one more wrench, kid!?
Peter: ...what is going on?
Steve: *from upstairs* BUCKY WON! AGAIN!
Clint: DAMN YOU BARNES!
Tony: Thats 4 rounds Barnes has won now! How does he do it!?
Bucky: *from upstairs* I'M JUST A REALLY GOOD GUESSER
Clint: This is bullshit! He's cheating!
Peter: Not that I understand remotely what's going on... but how would he cheat?
Clint: Well I dont know that! If I knew how you could cheat at this bet dont ya think I'd have won by now!
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steveybucky · 1 month
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Wow that’s too bad what happened to the 107th…. Wait, did you say the 107th?? As in Sergeant James Barnes of the 107th?? And nobody has gone looking for him????? Well shit, I guess I’m walking to Austria to march into a heavily fortified military base across enemy lines alone with nothing but a couple of theater props because of the slightest possibility he’s still alive. Oh, he’s alive. I can feel it in my soul. What? Oh no, we’re just friends :)
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