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Peter during Homecoming: *rocks his head after looking at himself in the mirror, causing all his freshly showered curls to bounce around happily*
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MJ during Homecoming: I want to be his so bad it’s just not fair
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jonasdirection101 · 1 year
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Tony, walking into his house: "Hello, people who do not live here."
MJ: "Hi."
Ned: "Hello."
Harley: "Hey."
Tony: "I gave you a key for emergencies."
Peter: "We were out of Doritos."
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mj-jones-parker · 3 months
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Peter: Mj and I don't have pet names for each other
Ned: Mhm. Hey, whats the opposite of hate?
Peter: Love?
Mj, from the other room: What do you want, loser?
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Spiderman: Don’t kill me. I have a girlfriend.
Any villain: You think I care about that?
Spiderman: Oh, that’s not a plea for mercy. It’s a warning.
*MJ bursts through the wall*
MJ: Are you ready to die?!?
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marvelflame2010 · 11 months
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M.J.: What are your pronouns?
Peter: He/they, why?
M.J.: I'm talking shit about you with Y/n
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spideyspetertingle · 3 months
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Aunt May: We love having you around MJ, you're welcome any time. Heck, let me give you a house key, pop in whenever! MJ: Thank you, May! Peter: ...I don't even have a house key.
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funnyincorrectmcu · 1 year
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Peter: I would kill for you. MJ: That’s sweet and all, but please don’t do that. Peter: Oh thank god. Because I would do it, but it would weigh on me. MJ: …
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machiavelien · 8 months
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Michelle: you are like an empty tip jar
Peter: ready to be filled!
Michelle:
Michelle: BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE ANY CENTS
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❤️💙❤️💙
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strangeironaf · 2 years
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MJ: Watcha doin?
Peter: Trying to steal Dr Strange's ghost dog
MJ: Scandalous.
MJ: Can I help?
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mischievous-thunder · 2 years
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Wanda, Peter and Loki: We've got only our love and support to offer.
Doctor Strange, tiredly: I'd rather you gave me some sweet, sweet cash.
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maryvioletique7708 · 2 years
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The other Peter's with their lovers: *Gives each other sweet lovely love languages*
Peter 1: *Currently in a bad mood*
Michelle: "HEY LOSER!" *to Peter 1*
Everyone looks at mcu!MJ then to Peter 1
Michelle:*Gives flying kiss*
Everyone:"......"
Peter 1:"...."*Still looks angry*
Michelle:"....." 💦*sweats*
Peter 1: *sends a flying kiss to mj*
(I still love spideychelle)
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*context: Tasm Harry gone bonkers and Peter 1 tries stopping him*
Peter 1: "STOP TRYING TO KILL PETER 3!!!"
Tasm!Harry:*snarls* "Then give me a "good reason" to leave him alone?"
Peter 1:" If you continue this then-I WON'T BE YOUR "NBFFFL"!!! "
TASM! Harry:"......
D':> W-wait, for real?"
(Acr.:New best friend forever for life)
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"I don't know what you're thinking, Kneel to the crowd and pulled out a ring and said-"
Michelle: "Marry me Julie, you never have to be alone."
All the Spider-Man GF's: "I love you :3-"
*Still playing*
The others:"..... Why?"
MCU Peter: *e/ dance*
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Peter 3: "Har, can you read this aloud?"
Tasm2 Harry reads it: "I do?"
Peter 3 rips his Spider-Man costume in a groom attire:
"HE SAID YES!!"
Peter 2 being the priest: "Men and Groom."
(Part 2 of attempted wedding-)
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TSSM Harry holding pink color pencils: "Look how cute these pencil's are."
TSSM Peter: "But Harry, that's gay."
TSSM Harry: "..... Peter we've been dating for 6 months-"
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TSSM Peter: "Dang it, Harry stop drinking the green version of Lean-"
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Peter 2 picturing Tssm Harry and Raimi Harry: "Guys say Colorado-"
Peter 1 in his Iron spider suit: "I'M IRON-SPIDER-"
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Raimi Harry: "Wake me up."
TSSM Harry: "Wake me up inside~"
Raimi Harry: "Can't wake up."
TSSM Harry: "Wake me up to-"
TASM2 Harry: "SAVE ME"
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Peter 3: Don't throw me that bread-
Michelle: *throws*
Peter 3: Try me b*tch.
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[Context: Norman found child!Harry after Harry got lost]
Norman: What type of fool brings bread and leave bread crumbs as a trail
Harry: But Father, you tell me to believe to everything mentioned in a book.
Norman: I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO BELIEVE IN HANSEL & GRETEL-
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Norman disturbed: What are you wearing young man??
Harry casually wearing a long skirt: A sophisticated Men's wear
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Raimi Harry: That one awkward moment where you scroll through your Dad's Twitter and you accidentally tweeted a whole declaration of Independence.
Raimi Harry: "Oh crap-"
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Tssm Norman slamming the table: NOT ON MY WATCH.
Tssm Norman: NOT ON MY WATCH.
Tssm Harry in his emo phase:
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MJ in tears: I just wanted to use the restroom and Now I'm so confused.
MJ: Am I Womfn?
Also MJ: Am I a Womfn??
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*MSM Harry slamming the table were all the other Harrys are*
MSM Harry: Bro, you know what I was thinking of Bro?
MSM Harry: If I cut your leg, would it hurt?
*Silent for 3 seconds*
Raimi Harry: Duh!
MSM Harry: How though?
Raimi Harry: Cuz your leg got cut off, Dude!
MSM Harry: Where you go for the Pain??
Raimi Harry: In your le- *long pause*
MSM Harry: Exactly! Bruh!
MSM Harry: How you go for the pain in your leg-
Raimi & Msm Harry: -IF YOUR LEG IS GONE.
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Peter: *super stressed after a test that while he did study for, it still intimidated the shit out of him*
MJ:
MJ: *sits next to him, takes his head in her hands and brings him in so he’s leaning onto her shoulder*
MJ: *then wraps one of her arms around him, and uses her other hand to take out some honey roasted peanuts that she shakes out onto a napkin, and starts feeding Peter gently*
Also MJ: *doesn’t even say a word or even look him in the eye, she just nuzzles her head into his and blows her bubble gum*
Peter: … 🥺😌 *sighs*
MJ: 😌
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jonasdirection101 · 2 years
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Tony: "If you like her just tell her, kid. "
Peter: "You make it sound so simple."
Tony: "It is! Worse thing that can happen is that she says no."
Peter: "Right... because being rejected by the one you love is not terrifying in the slightest."
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mj-jones-parker · 3 months
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Morgan, playing with Peter's hand: Why don't you have a ring on your finger like Mommy and Daddy do?
Peter: Because Mom and Dad's rings are wedding rings and I'm not married
Morgan: Why aren't you married?
Peter, glaring at Mj: I don't know. Why I am I not married, Michelle?
Mj: Because were 17
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Peter: It's really muggy out today
MJ: If I go outside and all our mugs are outside in the front garden, i'm going to kill you.
Peter: *sips black coffee from a wine glass*
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Peter(about his yearbook):...Maybe I was saving room for friends!
MJ: Like who?
Peter: The Avengers, Earl the crossing guard, my biology teacher and all the ladies in the front office...
MJ: So, basically all your friends are adults.
Peter: Yeah, well, I fit in best with adults, I'm very mature!
PA Announcer: Will Peter Parker report to lost and found, we have your cape and light-saber.
Peter: Hmph.
(Peter leaves)
MJ: I can't believe they found where I hid those...!
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