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spideychelleforever · 1 year

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Peter during Homecoming: *rocks his head after looking at himself in the mirror, causing all his freshly showered curls to bounce around happily*

MJ during Homecoming: I want to be his so bad it’s just not fair

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savespider-man · 6 years

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May, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a Vulture on a ferry.

Peter, wearing Hello Kitty pants and a NYC tourist t-shirt: Maybe the Vulture was being a dick.

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suplosers · 6 years

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MJ: As the years went by, I learned to appreciate the little things

MJ: Peter, for example.

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quackson-klaxon · 6 years

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if peter actually interned under tony

Peter: here you go sir. nice, hot cup of coffee

Tony: it’s cold

Peter: nice cup of coffee

Tony: it tastes horrible

Peter: cup of coffee

Tony: I’m not sure if this is even coffee

Peter: cup

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autoboty · 6 years

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MJ: You're Spider-Man, aren't you?

Peter:

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incorrectspideychellequotes · 6 years

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MJ: *sneezes*

Peter: Bless you.

MJ: Have you seen my face? I'm already blessed.

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incorrectsmhquotes · 6 years

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Peter: my head hurts

MJ: that's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity

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howwasthefun-vee · 6 years

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Tony: Thanks to Peter, I now have a child psychiatrist on speed dial

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2ndperiod · 6 years

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peter: whoa a walking tree!

groot: i am groot

peter: i am peter!

tony: please don't water the tree

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lazy-cat-corner · 6 years

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Spider-Man headcanon where Tony has to bail Peter out of Jail,

Tony: Have I been perfect? No! Do I know anything about children? No! Should I have picked up a book on parenting? Probably! Where was I going with this, I had a point?

Peter: I'm really sorry, Mr.Stark!

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peteschurro · 7 years

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[phone ringing]

Peter: *picks up phone* Avengers Tower, cute one speaking.

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spideychelleforever · 1 year

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Peter: *super stressed after a test that while he did study for, it still intimidated the shit out of him*

MJ:

MJ: *sits next to him, takes his head in her hands and brings him in so he’s leaning onto her shoulder*

MJ: *then wraps one of her arms around him, and uses her other hand to take out some honey roasted peanuts that she shakes out onto a napkin, and starts feeding Peter gently*

Also MJ: *doesn’t even say a word or even look him in the eye, she just nuzzles her head into his and blows her bubble gum*

Peter: … 🥺😌 *sighs*

MJ: 😌

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savespider-man · 6 years

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Flash: When I was in sixth grade, I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. It was me against Peter Parker.

Flash: And I misspelled

Flash: in front of the entire school

Flash: the word ‘failure.’

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suplosers · 6 years

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Peter: I can’t believe we’re locked in this room together

MJ: *throwing a key out of the window* truly unfortunate

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quackson-klaxon · 6 years

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Liz: okay, let’s stop using the term ‘butthurt’. we’re not twelve anymore.

Peter: you sound fannytroubled

Flash: a little bootybothered if you ask me

Michelle: someone’s having a tushytantrum

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autoboty · 6 years

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*MJ invites Peter into her room and closes the door*

MJ: I have serious stuff to discuss.

Peter: *worried puppy looks* Why? What's the matter? What's up?

MJ: I'm feeling very frustrated lately.

Peter: I'm sorry to hear that.

MJ: And I need to get something off my chest, right now.

Peter: You know I'm always all ears for you, MJ. You can count on m-

MJ: *pulls her bra from inside her shirt and throws it at Peter's face* All hands would do just fine, Parker.

Peter: *squeaks as MJ jumps him*

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