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Doctor: I have never seen such a spectacular display of zydrate addiction.
Amber: Thank you.
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(Graves and Shilo looking down a pit)
Shilo: How much of a drop would you say that is?
(Graves pushes Shilo down the pit)
Shilo: AAAAAH!
:Thud:
Graverobber: Twenty feet.
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Shilo, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Grave robber, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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THE OLD DICK TWIST!!!
@sorryichasedyourmorning
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Dazai: Do you think it's too late for us to get romantically involved?
Chuuya, holding a gun: I think a little.
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ROTTMNT: Villain party
Repo: Michelangelo! Welcome to our dinner party!
Mikey: Thanks! Man, I wonder what’s for dinner!
Meat Sweats: *Appears* Dear villains! It’s time to make our dinner! *Points at Mikey* First to make turtle soup wins!
Mikey: *Gulps* I think I know why only I was invited.
Meat Sweats: Who said you were?
*Mikey’s bros appear tied to poles above a kettle*
Leo: You know what, I’m just gonna say it- your villain friend didn’t put any seasoning on us, Mike!
Mikey: *Tightens his bandana* Unacceptable.
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Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans
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Donnie: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Donnie: i became more evil if you’re curious
Raph: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Donnie: i’m going to get worse on purpose
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Splinter, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Draxum: You did WHAT–
Mikey: William Snakepeare
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Warren, tending to Hypno's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Hypno: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Repo: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Leo: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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Big Mama: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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April: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Cassandra: You mean literally or figuratively?
April: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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Huginn: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Muninn: You need to stop.
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Leo: You bitch I saw you fall back in your cage ‘d you get out
Mrs. Nubbins: Meowww click click
Leo: You sly bastard, I never would’ve thought of that!
Repo: I’m confused can he actually speak cat or is he jus screwing with us
Donnie: knowing him it could very well be both
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Draxum: You can't ignore the laws that have been invented and proven and claim that you can hold the universe in your hands
You: I can
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Draxum: Do you think s/o is my girlfriend?
Big Mama: Yes. She's funny, and you're not funny at all.
Big Mama: She complements you
Big Mom: * looks at s/o and wants to start a conversation to get acquainted
Big Mama: Where are you from?
You: New York
Big Mama: I'm sorry
You: * a little louder* New York
Big Mama: I heard. I'm just sorry
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Big Mama: *sneaks to scare s/o*
You: Oh, no! I hope no one is going to attack me from behind, because I'm thinking of baking cookies later
Big Mama: With what taste?
You: * roll down the car window* What seems to be the problem, Chief?
Meat Sweat: Get out, of my driver's seat!
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You're drunk in the car: ts, you can't tell meat sweat about it. Ok?
You: he can't know what I drank
You: I can trust you, right?
Meat sweat that picked you up: Of course
Magician*points into the distance*: some animal lover stole pigeons and rabbits from cages again
You: * looking into the distance * I hope it's not...
You: This is my animal lover!
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You, addressing Repo: If I run and jumped on Hypno, he will surely catch me in his arms
You * run to hypno*: Incoming!
Hypno: No! Wait, I'm holding the coffee!
Hypno * Throws a cafe to catch you *
You: in your defense, I was left unattended
Hypo:Warren was with you
Warren: In my defense, I was also left unattended
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You: man, of course it's dark here
Warren:
You: I'm not afraid or something like that
Warren:
You: I mean, who's afraid of the dark these days? Not me, no
Warren:Do you want me to hold your hand?
You: yes, please
Repo: who else thought s/o was my girlfriend?
Repo: s/o put your hand down
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Repo: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
You: on the road, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Repo: Oh. Good. Are you trying to seduce me into a healthy sleep?
Are you:Does it work?
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could I ask for some incorrect quotes for the largo siblings from repo the genetic opera
(Name): So that’s my plan.
Luigi: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
(Name): No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Luigi: It fucking sucks.
(Name): That’s not constructive criticism.
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Pavi: I can explain.
(Name): Can you?
Pavi: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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Luigi: *Screams*
Amber: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
(Name): Should we do something?!
Pavi, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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(Name): *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Amber: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Luigi: I personally was created in a lab.
Pavi: I just straight up spawned lol.
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(Name): Pavi and I are having a baby.
Shilo: That's gre-
Pavi, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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Shilo: *her phone vibrates*
Nathan: If that's the Graverobber guy - i want him blocked.
Shilo: *sighs* it's Mag.
Nathan: Block her, too.
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Shilo: say no to drugs
Graverobber: you know, it’s doesn’t really matter what you say to drugs, because if you’re talking to drugs you’re probably already on them.
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Shilo: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Nathan: You’re a hazard to society
Grave robber: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Graves, walking into his apartment: I gave you two a key for emergencies
Amber & Shilo: We were out of Doritos
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Shilo: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!
Graverobber: Honestly not much.
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Incorrect Quotes Shenanigans: Part 11
Raph: Yeah I'm LGBT.
Raph: cuLt leader.
Raph: God hates me personally.
Raph: cowBoy hat.
Raph: *sniffles* Trying my best.
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Donnie: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-
April: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!
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Leo: Look at the buns on that guy!
Hueso: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*
Mikey: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!
Leo: I'm not going back to jail!
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Casey II, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Splinter: Gray.
Cassandra: Grey.
Casey II, turning to Draxum: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Draxum: Dark white.
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Repo: You're just jealous. All my friends tell me I remind them of Hypno.
The Squad: *screaming*
Ghost Bear: He looks like Hypno? Are you out of your fucking MIND?
Warren: Hypno, sweetie, I am SO sorry. I am SO SORRY that an ugly-ass bitch like this would even say that. Oh my god.
Ghost Bear: Hypno? Hypno? Hypno? You know who you fucking look like? You fucking look like Albearto!
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Bullhop: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Honey Badger: Okay, but what is updog?
Groundhog: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Prairie Dog: No, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Todd: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Sunita: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Bullhop: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Prairie Dog: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Groundhog: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Honey Badger: What’s a henway??
Bullhop: Oh, about five pounds.
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Leo: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much?
Donnie: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is!
Leo: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!!
Donnie: You take that back!!!
Leo: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.
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