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incorrect-re8 · 1 year

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Ethan: My hands are cold.

Heisenberg: Here, let me hold them.

Ethan: My lips are cold too.

Heisenberg: *covers Ethan's mouth with his hand*

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donnas-dollface · 9 months

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Y/N: When Alcina was born, the gods said, "She's too perfect for this world."

Heisenberg: Oh please, when she was born the devil said, "Oh, competition."

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ctitan98official · 2 months

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Damn. Writing fanfiction is hard.

Pretty sure I nailed it this time, though. It’s all in the editing 😏

Masterlist

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another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire · 10 months

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#dracula daily #dracula #renfield #rm renfield #seward #jack seward #dr seward #re: dracula #dd july 8 #july 8 #dracula memes #dracula daily memes #incorrect dracula quotes #dracula spoilers

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crowfromfoggyforest · 2 months

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Alastor at the end of ep8 be like

Alastor: Okay i'm just gonna appear right between them and pretend nothing happened Alastor: Oh good they're also just acting as if i was never gone Alastor: My plan is working, nobody's even asking me where i've been or if i'm alright Alastor: Wait Alastor: Nobody's even asking me where i've been or if i'm alright Alastor: Do they... not even care?

#at least that's what i would be thinking #they're really like #oh cool you're back... we didn't even notice you were gone #and we all know that attention wh*re wants to be asked about it so he can brush it off #or maybe this time he doesn't - idk nobody really understands this man #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel ep 8 #to those who followed me for ouat: don't worry ouat will be back

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hamartia-grander · 2 years

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Rose: the recipe says to beat three eggs.

Heisenberg: at what? Hand-to-hand combat?

Ethan: must be. Mia banned firearms in the kitchen, remember?

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fustilarian1031 · 1 year

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simply a friendly smoke between enemies

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tekitothemagpie · 1 year

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Miranda, texting Heisenberg : answer your phone

Heisenberg, texting back : gimme a minute, I can't find my phone

Miranda : ok

Miranda : you're a awful child. You're killing me. You're killing your mother, Heisenberg

#lmao hed fuck around w her so much #hes the Middle Child™#re8 #resident evil 8 #re village #Heisenberg #karl heisenberg #mother miranda #re8 incorrect quotes #resident evil incorrect quotes

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caitlynmeow · 7 months

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Bela: What did you two do? Daniela: Cassandra: Bela: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to Mother again or not.

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maemation · 1 year

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Heisenberg: So recently Rose learned not everyone has two dads.

Alcina: Okay?

Heisenberg: She was with Donna the other day and Donna said Rose took the time to tell all the dolls that she has two daddies.

Heisenberg: ‘Hi, I’m Rosemary, I have two daddies’ for an hour straight to EACH AND EVERY DOLL. Even Angie! And Angie knows!

Heisenberg: When Angie and Donna opened the door she yelled ‘I HAVE TWO DADIES!’ and ran inside to tell the dolls!

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incorrect-re8 · 1 year

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Lady D: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Ethan: I have a knife.

Heisenberg: *from across the room* He's the little spoon.

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donnas-dollface · 1 year

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Alcina: *sees someone running from the lycans*

Alcina: What an foolish mort-

Alcina, recognizing the yelling and profanities(y/n): wait a minute, that's my idiot mortal!

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ctitan98official · 2 months

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When RE8 came out after… ✨That✨ teaser dropped

Alcina: I regret to inform you all that… I am not the main character.

Us Milf-hungry hoes: Yeah! She's the whole fucking series!

Note: RIP entire Resident Evil franchise. There's a big booty bitch in town and I'm in love.

#re8 #re8 village #alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #re8 lady dimitrescu #re8 shitpost #re8 incorrect quotes #re8 alcina #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #re village

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alexander-23 · 2 years

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*First week after Alcina and Reader confess their love for each other*

Alcina *in her office*: “Daughters, have you seen Y/N?”

Bela: “No mother.”

Daniela: “I think I last saw them walking into the Opera hall“

*All the Dimitrescu women go to the Opera hall*

Y/N: NevER goNnA GivE yOU UP, nEVer GOnNa leT You DoWN!”

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another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire · 8 months

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Newsflash!

Sunset pretty! Weather happens! Boat comes to port!

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hamartia-grander · 2 years

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Ethan: welcome to Applebee's! Would you like the apples or the bees?

Chris: the bees?

Rose: HE PICKED THE BEES.

Heisenberg: *angrily shakes jar of bees*

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