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Incorrect Quotes TR Edition: Flower Panties
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*Telling a dirty joke to Ran and Rindou.*
You: *plopping down between the two brothers.* guys wanna hear a joke? Rin: no *looking at his phone* Ran: I'd love to one *he leaned back on the couch.* You: Do you know why girls have flower designs on their panties??? Rin: *looked up from his phone giving you a side glance* because they like all that frilly shit. You: stop being a grumpy gill! Think come on I bet you will never guess! Both brothers thought long and hard for a minute before giving up. Ran: I give up Rin: Just tell us. You: In loving memory of all the faces buried there.
Rin: ..... *pinching the bridge of his nose a slight blush hitting his face*
Ran: *covering his face as he began to smile.* that was a good one. Rin: Where the hell are you getting these jokes from? You: TikTok! Ran: So how many faces were buried between your thighs? *he raises his brow with a smirk, he was rather curious since he was one* Rin: *face becoming red knowing he was one of the faces as he waited for you to respond.*
You: O///O ummm...
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woyoyw · 1 year
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Tokyo revengers incorrect quotes
Emma: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Draken: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Emma:
Emma: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives-
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theghooligan · 5 months
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chifuyu to takemitchy every time he comes back to the past:
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luxthestrange · 5 months
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TOKREV Incorrect quotes#27 The Blessings
Mikey & Draken, debriefing the Toman: Alright, listen up, you little fuckers-
Mikey & Draken: Not you, Takemichi & Y/n, you two are a blessing and we're all thrilled you're here
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gabytodd · 2 years
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[haruchiyo’s first day as a lawyer]
judge: so, who will you be representing, mr. sanzu?
haruchiyo, throwing up gang signs: the streets, your honor.
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youatemylollipop · 3 months
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Y/N: Watch the cylinder.
*Kisaki deadpans, but doesn’t say anything.*
Y/N: Now close your eyes and then take off your glasses.
Kisaki: Yeah, no.
Y/N: Just take them off.
Kisaki *taking off his glasses: Fine, I took off my glasses. Now what?
Y/N: Open your eyes.
Kisaki: …
Y/N: Where’s the cylinder?
Kisaki *growing slightly fed up: You just placed it somewhere else. There is no magic behind it.
Y/N: Now, where are your glasses?
Kisaki *hearing Hanma cackling in the distance: Motherfuu—
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naehja · 27 days
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Izana: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. Shion: Mochi: Rindou: Ran: WE are the best thing that's ever happened to you? Izana: Yes! Rindou: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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katsune-nya · 6 months
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Y/N: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Mikey: It was autocorrect.
Y/N: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Mikey: Yes.
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highpri3stess · 1 year
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The police: *at their wit ends with a megaphone* Young man, someone rejecting you is not the end of the world. Please step away from the ledge.
Shion: *sobbing* If y/n doesn't love me what's the point of living?
Izana: *whispers* I have an idea officer, give me the megaphone.
Izana: *gets the megaphone*
Izana: Do a flip
Kakucho: *snatching the megaphone* Absolutely do not do that Shion! GET AWAY FROM THE LEGDE-
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dellalyra · 4 months
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Chifuyu: What’s it like being tall?
Takemichi: Is it nice?
Mitsuya: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Draken: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Mikey: It was one time!
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zanashair · 1 year
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[ inspired by a fanart i saw, but i forgot who the artist were :( ]
Haitani's brother house at 5:20pm
rindou, walking into the living room: ...y/n, what did you do to my brother?
ran, wearing a pikachu onesie: hm? what do you mean by that, rin?
y/n: he lost a bet with me, and the loser will have to say yes for 24hour straight to the winner
ran, nodding with a small smile: yup
rindou, dumbfounded: ...why?
y/n, standing up from the couch: wanna see a trick?
rindou: no.
y/n, pointing at rindou: ranchu! use thunderbolt!
ran, standing up from his place: got it! *pulls a tazer*
rindou, taking a step backwards: back the fuck up.
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atsumwah · 1 year
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hanma : i'd kill for you ♡
y/n : ...
hanma : please ask me to kill for you
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woyoyw · 1 year
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Tokyo revengers incorrect quotes
Guys, you know this scene?
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If they allowed him to cook, it'd definitely be like this:
Shinichiro: *watching their house burn down*
Shinichiro:
Shinichiro: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.
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rozcdust · 1 year
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Bonten Incorrect Tweets
pt. 5
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luxthestrange · 5 months
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TOKREV Incorrect quotes#24 His favorite seat
In a Toman Meeting
Mikey: If only there were somewhere I could sit...
Y/n*points at an empty chair*
Mikey*kicks the chair over* I wonder where I could sit...
Y/n*sighs and motions toward lap*
Mikey*sits on your lap* I knew you’d catch on!~
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gabytodd · 3 months
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stranger: hey, is this guy bothering you?
y/n, looking @ shin: yeah, but he’s my husband so i signed up for this.
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