Bella, pulling out her wand: I think it’s time to start fucking some shit up.

Narcissa: oh no.

Andromeda, wand in hand: more like oh yes.

Hermione, noticing Cissy’s distress: I’ve come to realize ear plugs help a great deal.

Nymphadora, walking into the room: must be time to fuck shit up.

Ginny: "Do you keep a swear jar?"

Hermione: "Ginny, my wives are literally the richest people in the wizarding world."

Hermione: "They can swear everytime they want and the money stays in the vault."

Bellatrix slowly put down her book finding, as expected, heavy lidded amber eyes which met hers in challenge.  She shuddered as a pink tongue made its leisurely way along the outstretched leg, before weaving its way around delicate toes. Bellatrix: “Hermione! Mr. C is doing that… that thing again!” Hermione: “He’s grooming himself Bella.  Cats do that.” Bellatrix: “But Pet, why does he have to perch on the couch and do all that noisy sucking and slurping right next to my ear when I’m trying to read?” Hermione: “Yeah… do you know, I have no idea.  Cats just do that.”

Bellatrix: I'd like to hit your face, with my face.

Hermione: Is that a threat?

Andromeda: No I think she's trying to tell you she wants to kiss you.

Hermione: I can only use the Time-Turner for emergencies.

Bellatrix, looking at her hotdog on the ground: Hermione, please.

Hermione: Bella. Darling. Sweetheart. Light of my life

Bellatrix: You're angry with me, aren't you?

Hermione, smiling sweetly: Livid

Bella: Mione?

Hermione, half asleep: Bella, it's 2am...

Bella: Hypothetically, what would happen to a person if they drank bleach?

Hermione: Hypothetically, I'll hide your knife collection if you don't let me sleep.

Bella: Understood.

Hermione: *smiles*

Bellatrix: *blushes and slams a head on the table* That’s it, I’m kidnapping her.

Narcissa: Or you can woman up and ask her out.

Bellatrix: K-kidnapping… is easier.

bellatrix: i don't need to go to bed. i'm not tired, i'll be fine. hermione: but, darling, i'll be so lonely without you. come curl up in my arms so i can feel whole again. bellatrix: huh. well... wait are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? hermione: is it working?

Hermione, to her small children: okay who’s the lucky one who gets to sit on mummy’s lap during story time today?!

Bella: out of my way tiny demons.

Hermione: "No way. I'll marry you when pigs fly."

Bellatrix: *Throws bacon*

Bellatrix: "Now shut up and put this on your finger."

Bellatrix, clothing torn, liberally covered in cuts, scrapes and bruises, collapses on the couch.

Hermione comes over, concerned:  Bella!  What on earth have you been doing?  Yesterday, it took me over an hour to patch you up, and I think you actually look even worse today!

Bellatrix smirks slyly, before sighing dramatically: Pet, it’s better if you don’t ask what happened.  But, if you must help, I suppose you could try that muggle ‘kissing it, to make it better’ treatment you used the other day.

Bellamione

Hermione: Aren't you gay?

Bellatrix: I don't like how that implies I've done something heterosexual, if so I apologize.