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Natasha: I just heard Y/N call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.
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Loki: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?
Steve: Why?
Loki: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Thor .
Steve: Technically, you don’t actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.
Loki: Steve , you have opened my eyes.
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*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*
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painted-doe · 4 months
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textsfromthetva · 4 months
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Incorrect Loki Quotes [190/?]  
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welovelouisandbucky · 3 months
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Me: *gets periods* *sighs*
Also me: *searches x reader period fics on Tumblr/ao3*
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gfmaximoff · 8 months
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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.
Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.
Natasha: *raises hand*
Wanda: *raises hand*
Shuri: *raises hand*
Kate: *raises hand*
Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?
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Sam: Bucky isn’t answering his phone.
Y/N: I’ll call him.
Steve: Sam and I have both tried six times. What makes you think—
Bucky: Hey, doll.
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Y/N: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Bucky : Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Y/N: I—
Y/N: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
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Natasha: *before a mission* Who’s turn is it to give a pep talk?
Steve: *sighs* Y/N’s…
Y/N: *stands dramatically on the table* All right, people, let’s fuck shit up out there and not die!
Tony: *wipes away a fake tear* So inspirational
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romanoffshouse · 27 days
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*nudging Natasha awake at 2 a.m.*
Y/N: Do you like me?
Natasha: I MARRIED YOU
Y/N: yeah, but did you marry me as a friend, or as a wife?
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Y/N: Hey Natasha?
Natasha: Yeah?
Y/N: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Natasha:
Natasha: ...What.
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Y/N: I made tea.
Bucky: I don't want tea.
Y/N: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
Bucky: Then why did you tell me?
Y/N: It's a conversation starter.
Bucky: It's a horrible conversation starter.
Y/N: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
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fandomnerd9602 · 1 month
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Y/N: no we’re not stopping until the Red Room is burned to its core
Melina: brave one. I see why you are dating them.
Natasha: it’s mostly for Y/N’s cuddles and the way they treat our baby
Yelena: you have a baby?
Y/N: she’s only three months old!
Y/N shows them a picture of a kitten…
Alexei: my grandchild is a cat?
Yelena: and you laugh because I want to own a dog!?
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white-wolf-actually · 3 months
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That boy never minded him own business a day in his goddamn life.
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Incorrect Loki Quotes [195/?]
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