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suzus-bunkbed · 2 years

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regulus: i have something to confess

evan: is this you finally coming out?

barty: is it potter? must be. i bet 10 galleons

pandora: i would be very surprised if it wasn't james

dorcas: truly, all those eye-fucking that happened

regulus, dumbfounded: i was...going to say me and sirius are...okay now

all of them: oh...

barty, after a while: yes very charming but is it potter? im not letting my money be wasted on nothing

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that-bitch-kat3 · 6 months

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walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

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my-castles-crumbling · 4 months

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Gay Panic?

First year:

James, casually: So my uncle has a husband.

Sirius, shocked: You can do that?

James: Yeah, I reckon so.

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Second year:

Sirius: So I have a gay uncle too.

James, not really bothered: Weird, mate. Guess a lot of people are gay.

Sirius, a bit contemplative: Hahaha. Weird.

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Third year:

Sirius, nervously: Do you ever want to kiss people?

James: Girls, right? You mean girls?

Sirius, even more nervously: Erm, yeah. Girls.

James: Yeah, I like Evans. She’s like…bossy-hot.

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Fourth year:

Remus: So…I'm gay.

Sirius, having a gay crisis: Ohhhh! Erm, we support you!

James, also panicking, thinking of gay Regulus: Yes. We're allies!

Sirius, still internally panicking: Such allies.

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Fifth year:

Sirius, freaking out again: So, you know how we're like…allies?

James, paranoid, worried Sirius saw him staring at Reggie: Yeah?

Sirius: Allies can have like…gay dreams, right? And still be straight?

James, relieved: Oh. Oh, yeah! Absolutely. I do, too! And I'm a thousand percent straight.

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Sixth year:

Sirius, really having a crisis after Remus returned to school six inches taller: It's totally normal as a straight person to have a crush on another bloke, right?

James, still fully in denial even though he's been stalking Reg on the Map: Erm, yeah. Definitely. We're both straight.

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Seventh year:

Sirius, having just kissed Remus: So actually Im definitely gay and I'm dating Moony and that crush and those dreams were all very gay.

James: Well FUCK what am I, then?

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siriuslygay1981 · 5 months

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Sirius- Am I being annoying?

Remus- Are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you?

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redadidassneakers · 3 months

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James: you’re overthinking this

Regulus: I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available

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nyxstherapy · 6 months

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*texting*

james: HI regulus: hey james: HOW ARE YOU regulus: good, but why are you texting in capital? james: YOU SAID THAT YOU HATE SMALL TALK SO I MADE IT BIG JUST FOR YOU james: REG? james: LOVE james: WHY AREN'T YOU REPLYING regulus: james, this is pandora, reg is currently crying, i think you broke him

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isabel-lillah · 6 days

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when James and Reggie got together and James met Reg's friends he took one look at Barty and Evan and he just went god damn it not again

because the flashbacks to pre-relationship Sirius and Remus are hard and he does not want to go through that again

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veethebeequeen · 7 months

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No the real reason that Sirius didn't go insane when he was in Azkaban is because he and barty just constantly talked shit about people who they hated from Hogwarts, and it was probably a little like this

Sirius: Barty

Sirius: hey Barty do you remember Corban and Maria from school

Barty: yeah

Sirius: well I read in the prophet that they are getting a divorce because he cheated on her with her cousin

Barty: no!

Sirius: yes!

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dickmastersfruit · 9 days

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Regulus: I wasn't allowed to have knives so..

James: Yeah that makes sense, I wouldn't let you have a knife either

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pearlynia · 9 days

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Remus and Regulus discussing about books

Sirius, sighing dramatically: Prongs, the light of my life, since our boyfriends ditched us for each other, why don't we get married!?

James, wiping out fake tears: Padfoot, the love of my life, it would be an honor to marry you!

Sirius, fake crying: Moony, I'm dumping you for my soon to be husband!

James, fake sniffing: Regulus-

Regulus: Can you two shut the fuck up or get the fuck out, the adults are speaking.

Remus: Honestly you two, didn't Effie taught you to not interrupt your elders?

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propussyslayer · 17 days

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midnight, remus silently leaves sirius' room and is eye to eye with regulus who is leaving james' room

remus:

regulus

remus: silence agreement?

regulus: oui

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suzus-bunkbed · 2 years

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“The hamster urge to die tragically and abruptly. ”

— The Black brothers when their boyfriends disagree with them

it works for Regulus but it doesn't for Sirius

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that-bitch-kat3 · 8 months

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sirius black fell through a ceiling at least once during his life

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my-castles-crumbling · 5 months

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Sirius, after finding out about Jegulus: How could you do this to me? WHY would you do this to me?

James, distraught: Sirius, I'm so sorry, I didn't think you'd be this-

Sirius, crying: I was supposed to be best man for BOTH of you! Now I only get ONE chance?

Regulus, a bit irritated: Sirius, we've been dating for like two mon-

James, freaking out as well, now: FUCK, you're RIGHT! Oh Merlin, Reg, can we share him? Which side will he stand on? Will he go to both stag parties?

Regulus, leaning into the chaos, absolutely done: Remus is my best man.

Sirius, furious: WHAT?

James, triumphant: YES!

Remus: Absolutely not. I'm not being dragged into this.

Regulus, smirking: You'd walk down the aisle with Sirius.

Remus: ....alright.

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James, several hour later: Wait, Reggie, we're getting married?

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padfootsashtray · 7 months

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regulus: why does sirius keep calling you “my dear”

james: what? oh… well sirius and i-

regulus: you’re not in love, james

james: regulus, there’s something i need to tell you

regulus: if this is some stupid game you two are playing i’m not falling for it-

james: *turns into prongs*

regulus: oh… deer

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redadidassneakers · 20 days

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Saw something where someone said do you think Regulus died at night so the sun didn’t have to watch? WHAT. THE. FUCK??

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