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ironstrangeheart · 10 months

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Tony: Why are you fucking me with your eyes?

Stephen: Because I want to fuck you with my dick, but it's polite to ask first.

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syngrafaes09 · 1 year

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*Y/N Stark doing something idotic*

Stephen: Did Tony drop when you're a child?

Y/N: Bold of you to assume that I was even held

Stephen:

Tony: Y/N, we have talked about this!

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janora00 · 1 year

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Tony (at a award show): „Well, first of all I‘d like to thanks Doctor Stephen Strange-Stark for telling me Elon Musk was going to win so don‘t bother to prepare a speech.“

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bitchy-marvel-dude · 2 years

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Harley: I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Stephen: …. kid.

Harley: That’s not how it’s spelled, is it?

Stephen: No

Harley: Dammit.

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salty-ironstrange-shipper · 6 months

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Bruce: Can I borrow Tony for a second? Stephen: If you must. Tony: Why did you ask him and not me? Bruce: He looked in charge. Tony: Of where I go?

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strangeironaf · 1 year

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*Family group chat*

Tony: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Peter: >:0 language

Morgan: yeah dad, watch your fucking language

Stephen: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MORGAN THE FUCK WORD

America: 'the fuck word'

Pepper: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.

Harley: oh my god she censored it

Tony: Say fuck Pepp

Christine: do it Pepper. Say fuck.

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totallyaccurateavengersquotes · 6 months

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TONY: Stephen and I--

PETER: Are getting married?

STEPHEN: No, we--

HARLEY, PULLING OUT A GIANT BINDER: Sit down. We've planned out the entire thing.

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ironstrange-is-the-endgame · 10 months

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Tony: think about the possibilities, you could stab your enemies with this

Stephen: it isn’t efficient: the heat will immediately close the severed arteries.

Harley: I’m sorry Stephen, but it actually works just fine.

America: and you just witnessed a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin having a conversation.

Peter: why use it to cut people when you can have toasts?!

America: and here’s the Hufflepuff

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gfmaximoff · 9 months

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Tony: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Peter: The cow???

Tony: What?!

Stephen: Peter, WHY?

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lukas-dusk · 5 months

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Tony : I never tell people off the bat that I'm Bi. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm Bi right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Stephen :

Stephen : I like you.

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ironstrangeheart · 3 months

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Peter: *listening to 'Don't k!ll yourself, you'll die anyway' by Sailor Mel.*

The other Avengers: *faces with mixtures of horror and concern*

Tony: Share that with me, will you kid?

Stephen: Yeah, me too.

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syngrafaes09 · 1 year

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Y/N Stark: Hey, dad, I watched this really scary movie. Can I sleep with you and mom tonight?

Tony: What? You have watched horror movies before and have slept through the night. You'll pass.

Y/N: But it's Halloween tonight. What if-

Tony: Y/N you're seventeen, not seven like Morgan!

Y/N: Fine

*Later*

Y/N: Hey Stephen, can I sleep with you tonight ? I'm-

Stephen: You can sleep with me every night

Tony: Actually Y/N I had second thoughts. *whispers to Strange* Forget it. It's not happening

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funkylittlebidiot · 4 months

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Harley: please! You HAVE to remember Peter! He’s really annoying and talks too much and his friends are always in our business for some reason- but he’s your son and my brother!

Stephen: it’s okay, Harley, we believe you.

Tony: You really love him, huh?

Harley: yeah! And you guys love him too!

Peter: Most of the time more than him!

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bitchy-marvel-dude · 2 years

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Stephen: Tell me your wildest fantasy

Tony: I’m on Wheel of Fortune, and I spin the wheel so hard it lights on fire

Stephen: I meant-

Tony: Everyone claps.

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salty-ironstrange-shipper · 6 months

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Tony: Can you keep a secret? Stephen: Do you know anything about my life? Tony: No, I do not. Good point.

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strangeironaf · 1 year

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Harley: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.

Peter: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.

America: Wasps?

Tony: Terriers?

Stephen: Tony.

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