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#incorrect httyd book quotes
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Hiccup: Becoming older than 12 years old was the biggest mistake of my life.
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httyd-book-quotes · 1 year
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Kidnapper: we have your daughter.
Bertha: you kidnapped Camicazi?
Kidnapper: yes.
Bertha: lol, good luck with that
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berk-is-my-lobster · 2 years
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Camicazi: im going out tonight so hide your men
Camicazi: not because i want them but because i dont wanna see a singular man on my outing
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magicismylogic · 6 months
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Hiccup (writing a letter): Dear Thor, when I asked if my day could get any worse, I was being sarcastic. I did not intend to challenge you. I was an idiot who did not phrase my words correctly, and now I take it back. Please make my day better.
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dragonnnfly · 9 months
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Book Hiccup: Awww, why don't you like cats, Fishlegs? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??
Book Fishlegs: I don't know Hiccup, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.
Book Hiccup:
Book Fishlegs: I'm ALLERGIC
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iamafule · 6 months
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Hiccup: Last night I was crying while listening to Spotify and the wii sports tennis theme started playing so I just cried harder.
Fishlegs: Are you okay mentally?
Hiccup: Gods no.
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Meathead Huscarl: Berk calls for aid.
Courtroom: *Falls silent*
Thuggory: And the Meatheads will answer! Muster the ships!!
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iwonderhereandnow · 6 months
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I threw them in an incorrect quote generator lol
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I haven’t abandoned certain idiots my httyd lads lasses and nb folks
I illustrated incorrect quotes very lazily
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mooniing · 2 years
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httyd books incorrect quotes from the incorrect quote generator bc y not!
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wyvernslovecake · 11 months
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Alastor, munching on a ram demon: Some people say you should debone a sheep before you eat it. But I think it adds just a nice crunch to what would otherwise be a soggy meal. *burps a bit of malevolent energy which sets a nearby building alight* Oops! Pardon me! A little party trick!
Alastor: Humans, however, humans really should be filleted. Same goes for most sinners, really. The spine in particular can be very tickly as it goes down the throat *extending his claws towards a shaking sinner's neck*Removing the human backbone is a delicate job, but one that I am particularly good at. A small incision at the back of the neck, a swift stroke downwards, then flick it out. It's practically painless... for ME. 😈
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Camicazi: Too many songs about love, not enough songs about swordfights.
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httyd-book-quotes · 2 years
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Hiccup: why do people say “you’ll understand everything when you’re older”
Hiccup: i’m older and i understand nothing
Hiccup: i actually understand less
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the-halfling-prince · 2 years
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Some httyd books incorrect quotes from an incorrect quote generator
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And of course these two, which I think are hilarious on another level because the quotes come from the Httyd movies and tv show
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magicismylogic · 1 year
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Camicazi (to Hiccup): I trust you with every inch of my body
Fishlegs (scathingly): Well, that’s not much, is it?
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dragonnnfly · 2 years
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Almost kinda upset that dragonese doesn’t really exist in the movies as it does in the books where Hiccup could actually understand the dragons, I mean…can you IMAGINE?! I’d love to see what Toothless would have to say, especially in the second movie where Toothless was SO done with Hiccup’s shit.
How i imagine it would go down:
Hiccup: we gotta work in your solo flying bud’. That tail fin makes for some pretty sloppy rescue maneuvers
Toothless: BITCH PLEASE
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