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stingrayextraordinaire · 1 year

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Persephone: Tell Hermes about the birds and the bees.

Hades: They’re disappearing at an alarming rate.

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raphael-angele · 26 days

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Could you imagine that it wasn’t Percy Nico learned curse words from, it was Hades?

Please note that I base all my Hades raising the di angelo siblings from this fic right here. In case I put in the wrong link (again), it's fic where Hades, Maria, and Persephone were all their parents and they never drank from the river Lethe. But they still stayed in the Lotus Hotel and Maria still died.

(8 year old) Baby Nico: Fuck!

Everyone:

Hades: Where did he even- *looks at Zagreus*

Zagreus: IT WASN'T ME! I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME!

Hades:

Persephone:

Zagreus: Why me?!?! Bianca is right there! *points to Bianca*

Bianca: I didn't do it

Hades: She said she didn't do it.

Zagreus: \(ಠ⌓ಠ)/

Persephone: Nico, Nico, bambino. We- we don't say that. That's a very bad word.

Nico: But papa says it all the time

Everyone:

Hades: (⊙︿⊙ )

Persephone: Is that so...?

Nico: Mhm. He says it all the time to Achilles and Zaggy!

Hades: (⊙︿⊙ )

Persephone: Ooooooouuuh. Maria's gonna be maaaad.

Castle shakes a bit:

Everyone:

Persephone: ...WELP! Come on, piccoli. Let's get you two to bed.

Bianca: Aww, but we're not sleepy.

When they're gone:

Maria's ghost: HAAADDDEEEEEEEEEESSSS

Hades: Cazzo

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incorrectgreekgods · 10 months

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Greek Gods as Kermit Pictures

making my grand return with this masterpiece you’re welcome

Zeus

Poseidon

Hades

Persephone

Demeter

Hera

Hestia

Athena

Hermes

Apollo

Artemis

Hephaestus

Aphrodite

Ares

Dionysus

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incorrect-lore-olympus-quotes · 1 year

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He remembered.

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theprinceofdarknesssquad · 8 months

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Hades: Persephone and I are having a baby. Nico: That's gre- Hades, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

#someone write a fanfic about this!!#we want fanfic #they will definitely do that #baby nico #hades and persephone being parents #hades is the best olympian dad #pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #hoo #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #trials of apollo #percy jackson incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #pjo incorrect quotes #incorrect pjo quotes

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0lympian-c0uncil · 3 months

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Gods reactions to you asking them for pads (Idk i'm bored)

Zeus

Poseidon

Hades (he is confused)

Hera

Demeter

Hestia

Athena

Ares

Apollo

Hermes

Artemis (she get's them just doesn't respond)

Aphrodite

Dionysus

Hephaestus (He's also confused)

Eris

Persephone

I feel like some of these are wrong so idk

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withlovefromolympus · 6 months

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Persephone during her first visit in the underworld: it's like you're having a midlife crisis

Hades, who's wearing a lighter shade of black: i live in an ongoing crisis, dearest

#queued post #greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek gods #incorrect quotes #hades #persephone #hades x persephone

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loloisafangirl · 2 years

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Hades: I’m still trying to figure out why you like me.

Persephone: Because you’re sweet and funny.

Hades: Well Thanatos says I’m mean and grumpy, so one of you is lying.

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thingsphoenix21 · 8 months

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Persephone: Hey Thanatos. Thanatos: Hey Seph. Persephone: You missed me? *Thanatos grabs her and they go into their gossip session* Hades: She's my wife I should be the one who sees her first. Thanatos: There's a list. Hermes passed it around. Nyx: Yeah I'm after Caront. Hypnos: Oh so I'm after you mother. Hades: There's a list? What? I never had a list. Hypnos: Sir she's way cooler than you. Mynthe: Plus we don't like you as much as her. Hades: True, tell me when it's my turn.

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x-bloodrain-x · 5 months

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Nico’s family dinner

Persephone: Are... Are you two a thing? (*Motions to Will and Nico*)

Nico: Pfff. No?

Hades: (*confused*) But you're standing close together?

Nico: And? Will's affectionate.

Persephone : What about you than? You have your arm wrapped around his waist.

(*Will blushes*)

Nico: We're close friends.

Hades: You have your hand on his ass.

Nico:...

Will: ...

Hades: ...

Persephone: …

Will: Very close friends.

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my--moon · 3 months

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Child of Hades and Child of Demeter: *falls in love*

Demeter: FUCKING AGAIN?!

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stingrayextraordinaire · 1 year

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Hades: Sorry for the mess.

Persephone: What? This place is spotless.

Hades: I meant me. I’m the mess.

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raphael-angele · 1 month

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If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 19 (feat Will meets the Parents)

Nico: Are you sure you want to do this? I know the Underworld isn't an ideal place for an Apollo kid

Will: No, I want to. If it means a lot to you for me to meet your parents, then so be it.

Nico: Are you sure? You know we can always just Iris Message them.

Will: Nico. I want you to know that I am serious about this relationship. I want your parents to know that too.

Nico: ... :) Okay. Let's go.

Will: Okay. But can I ask? Why's your sister coming with us?

Bianca: Oh, I'm here for your protection.

Will: Oh, well, that's a little relieving. Someone gets to protect us

Bianca: No. I'm here to protect you.

Will: ...huh?

Bianca: As Nico said, not an ideal place for an Apollo kid. The dangers outside of the palace are nothing we can't protect you from. But inside the palace...that's another story.

Will: What's inside the palace?

Bianca:

Nico:

Bianca: Something you should know is that there are people who would kill for us. And one of those people is... Mr Achilles.

Will: Achilles? ...wait, as in the Greek warrior Achilles?

Nico: Yes, and he's very protective of us, if we do say so ourselves.

Will: But...what does he have against me?

Bianca: Nothing! Of course he has nothing against you. Your father on the other hand...

Nico: Well, you know how the story of Patroclus and Achilles ended...

Will: ...Oh, fuck.

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Nico, Will, Bianca: *peeking into the hall*

Nico: Okay, here's the plan. Will, you stick with me. Under no circumstances are you allowed to let go of my hand. Bianca, distract Mr Achilles if he gets in our way. We'll run past and go to my room. We'll stay there until dinner.

Bianca: Got it.

Will: Wont your dad be suspicious why Bianca's here but you're not?

Bianca: I'll just tell them that you're tired from the travel and went to your room

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Bianca: Mr. Achilles. Hi, it's been a while.

Achilles: Bianca, this is a surprise. Where's your brother?

Bianca, looking at Nico and Will running past: He got too tired and went straight to his room to rest.

Achilles: Oh, how unfortunate.

Nico and Will: *tip toe-ing past them but then encounters Cerby*

Cerby: *excited to see Nico*

Nico:

Will:

Nico: Down, boy.

---Later---

Bianca: What in our father's name happened?!?!?!

Nico: *panting* We ran into Cerby. He saw Will's sun globe and wanted to paly fetch.

Will: *panting* You're buying me a new one.

Bianca: I had to distract Mr. Achilles for a long time. You have any idea how much work that takes?

Nico: Just ask him how his relationship with Mr Patroclus is going. He'll talk about it for hours.

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Hades: Nico, would you like to introduce your guest?

Nico: Uhm...

Will: *squeezes his hand*

Nico, looking at him and smiles: Papa, Mammina, this is my boyfriend, Will.

Will: Hello. It's an honor to meet the both of you *bows*

Persephone: Aw, Nico, he's adorable. He's like a little ball of sunshine.

Bianca: Yeah, he gets that a lot.

Hades: Well, William, I hope that you'll enjoy dinner with us.

Will: Looking forward to it, sir.

At dinner:

Persephone: Has he met Achilles yet?

Nico: No, we're trying to keep them away from each other

Hades: Good thinking.

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echo-stimmingrose · 9 months

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Persephone: Hades! Hermes and Thanatos are fighting again!

Hades: *groans like the tired father he is* Not again.

Hades: Every week they do this! Why do I have to handle it? When did they become my children?

Persephone: *amused*

Hades: At least the other children are behaving, right?

Melinoe: *about to cause chaos with the new magic Hecate taught her* Yes, of course.

Zagreus: *learning how to blood bend* We're always behaving.

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amphitriteswife · 3 months

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✨Lore Olympus art fails✨

What happend to brodie’s hair😭 girl aint got no hairline at all. It starting on her head atp. Also why her head looking like a minecraft block 💀 and why is it like 10x bigger than her body

Uhh ma’am why is Hades a dog😭??? Bro got his own fursona. BRO IS CERBERUS LIKE SAVE MY DAWG FROM HIS FURSONA. Bro joined the furry fandom 😟

What the fuck is this 😭 bro’s hand bigger than his head and neck combined HIS NOSE LOOKS LIKE GRU’S HELP

Uhh miss where is your hairline? 😭 also why do her eyes look upside down??? Yo her neck real strong if you can carry the weight if such a big head yall. SHE LOOKS LIKE A CHIPMUNK 💀 this aint cute at all

Uhh ma’am you is missing eyes brows. Forever 19 and still having a receding hairline?? Girly be pulling up w the bug eyes 🐛 also why are her arms so long compared to her body??

‘ Lo is a modern retelling’ THEN WHY IS PERSEPHONE SEXUALIZED SINCE THE FORST EPISODE??? And why is she supposed to look pathetic??? 😭😭 also she aint chubby or plus sized💀 as you can see she is just so curvy her spine has the golden radio arch

Girl that dress is almost falling off her 💀 and the left side of her head is going bald😭 HER EYEBROWS TOOK OVER HER FOREHEAD

GOOD LORD WHO’S IDEA WAS THIS . Also her eyes aint looking in the same direction. And her boobs look glued on.

Not Hera having the hades built😭 HER BODY IS LIKE MASSIVE COMPARED TO HER HEAD. THE SHOULDERS BRO

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0lympian-c0uncil · 2 months

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Persephone I'm not a solution to your problem, Hades.

Hades: ???

Persephone: I'm another problem.

#little does she know #persephone x hades #persephone #hades #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek quotes

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