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Robber: Get out of your fucking car!
Jake: Wow, it's okay man, no problem *gets out*
Robber: Now back off and give me the key!
Jake: What?
Robber: GIVE ME THE DAMN KEY!
Jake: There's no way! You can have my car but if you want the love of my life, you have to fight me first!
MC: *whispering* He wants the car key, not me...
Jake: Oh. Phew, okay. Here you go-
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Darkness: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
Jessy: My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.
Richy: It’s called connotations.
Dan: Try this one on for size, “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned” vs “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty."
MC: Great news! Language is now banned!
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Mc: Jake? It's 4 am, why are you baking a cake? And what's with the party decorations and sweets?
Jake: I'm celebrating the death of my sleep schedule and sanity, want a cookie?
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*Mc gets a random address from Jake. He says to meet them there, they arrive and..*
The Judge: The defendant has arrived, court is now in session.
Mc: ..what the-
The Judge: We may begin now
Mc: Sorry- what am I here for?
The Judge: You committed a crime this year.
Jake: Yeah, I'm suing you.
Mc: But- for what
Jake: For not seeing me for a day
Mc: Jake, I needed to go see my family that I haven't seen for a year because of you.
Jake: ...
*After talking in the court room. The decision gets made, whether mc is "guilty" or not*
The judge: This was a waste of time first of all. But mc is not guilty
Jake: NO THAT'S-
Mc: TOLD YOU STOOPID!
*Everyone stares*
Mc: Talk this out outside you idiot
Jake: ...
Mc: Don't worry I still love you but what the heck?!
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Jake: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Mc: Even better!
Jake: What the fuck did you-
Mc: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
Mc: Our Daughter!!!
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Jake, moving closer: Did it hurt?
Phil, all flirty: What? ;)
Jake, deadpan: When you fell on your pretty face... and got hit with the bar stool until it broke into pieces.
Phil: What the-- !
Dan:
Dan, sipping whisky: Guess I should call the ambulance.
Dan, continuing slurping calmly: ...yup.
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Jake: I’m professional that’s why I will focus on searching and investigating about my half-sister’s disappearence. No one can break my focus because I’m untouchable.
MC: Hey, tell me your name.
Jake: Are you single?
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MC: Jaaaaake let's gooooo our friends are waiting for us!
Jake: I'm ready, let's go.
*Jake and MC come out of their house*
*Jake immediately hides his face*
Jake: aaaargh, the sun!
Dan: Cleo, call your mother, we need a crucifix and some holy water!
MC: I'm not allowing you to exorcize my beloved Lord of Darkness!
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Sam:I hope you know we’re getting married one day
Jake: … :)
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Jake: I love June!
Jake: June is so beautiful.
*MC brooding who June could be, sneaking away to her laptop while Jake tells the others how much he adores June*
MC: Let's see who this June is.
MC: I can't find anyone with the name June that could be related to Jake.
*MC comes crying into the room. The others are all gone by now.*
Jake: MC, my love! What is wrong?
MC: Argh, go to your June. It seems I can't hold a candle to her. You've never raved about me so much in front of the others as you have about June.
*Jake looks confused*
Jake: Honey...
MC: No! Just go!
Jake: MC! This is what I meant with June!
*he shows her a calender with a sweet cat in a meadow with flowers.*
MC: Oh... *blushing hardly*
Jake: So, how about we talk about that you are never jealous, hm?
*he smiles mischievously*
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Dan: Alright, Y/n, Jessy. Let's go over this one more time.
Dan: If something breaks?
Jessy: We try to fix it before Richy gets here.
Dan: If it doesn't work?
Y/n: We blame Thomas.
Thomas: Seriously, guys, what the hell?!
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*everything going crazy in the safe house*
MC: What is going on?!
Richy: You mean the wee-woo thingy?
MC: THE FIRE ALARM!?
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Jessy: Don’t worry Mc. No one else is going to ask Jake out.
Mc: Why not?
Jessy: Because Jake is terrifying.
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Mc: Jake, are you okay?
Jake: Yes I am.
Mc: Do you want a hug?
Jake: That would be nice
Mc while hugging Jake: It's okay Jake.
Mc: I understand that you don't want Hannah to get married with Thomas next week.
Jake:
Mc: And you don't want Lilly to go on a date with Dan.
Jake: How do you kn-
Mc: I understand that you don't wanna be an uncle.
*Jake starts crying*
Mc: Awwe, It's okay it's okay I'm so sorry.
Dan: HOW DO YOU KNOW EVERYTHING HE IS WORRIED ABOUT?!
Dan: LILLY!!!!
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Jake: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Mc: That's great, Jake. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
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Poke: First a fall, I am a serious businessman.
Jake: Did you mean, first of all?
Poke: Yeah! So if you want to make an opponent with me--
Jake: ...an appointment?
Poke: Whatever. Ain't those words cinammons?
Jake: Synonyms? And absolutely not. Please learn how to spell or stop texting me.
Poke: Are you giving me an all tomato? Noah fence, but that's rude.
Jake, almost having a stroke: I am not sure whether I should be amazed or offended by your stupidity.
Poke: Haha, to shay!
Jake: *dies*
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