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Lance: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
Lance, to Andy: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
Lance, to George: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
George: There are two sides to him🤷
#incorrect cycling quotes#cycling stuff#cycling#lance armstrong#andy schleck#george hincapie#hincastrong#schleckstrong
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Bruce: What if I implement a No Pets policy in the house?
Damian: Well, hell, Father, you can't throw Drake out like that.
#source: the raven cycle#bruce wayne#batman#damian wayne#robin#tim drake#red robin#batfamily#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfam#batboys#batbros#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics#tw swearing
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Eragon: we need a miracle
Murtagh: no, we need to cheat
#inheritance cycle#murtagh#murtagh morzansson#eragon#the inheritance cycle#christopher paolini#eragon shadeslayer#inheritance cycle incorrect quotes#eragon incorrect quotes#road to el dorado
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-Murtagh Morzansson
#eragon#the inheritance cycle#the fork the witch and the worm#christopher paolini#inheritance cycle#murtagh morzansson#incorrect eragon quotes#murtagh tornacsson#murtagh#murtagh thornsrider
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And Steve was right
#steve harrington#billy hargrove#harringrove#the cycle of violence definitely ends if neil dies#billy x steve#billy hargrove x steve harrington#incorrect harringrove quotes#tw neil hargrove#harringroveera#incorrect steve harrington#harringrove textpost#steve x billy#steve harrington meme#steve harrington x billy hargrove#steve harrington edit#harringrove edit#harringrove meme
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gansey: “so i’m confused, when you ask me how i’m doing or try to take care of me, you’re being a good friend. but when i ask you how you’re doing and try to take care of you, i don’t respect you as a peer and pity you secretly?
adam: “you’re not confused. you nailed it, gansey.”
#i love both my my psychotic boys 🫶🫶🫶#but also seek help#trc incorrect quotes#adam parrish#richard campbell gansey iii#gansey and adam#trc#ronan lynch#the raven cycle#blue sargent#pynch#adam and ronan#the raven boys#blue lily lily blue#the gangsey#gangsey#henry cheng#noah czerny#mine
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Adam: Hey Ronan
Ronan *internally* : There he goes, my favorite person in the world...How is he so beautiful? I can look at his hands all day. He's literally the smartest the strongest person i know...Does he even notice how much i adore him? God i love him so much
Ronan *externally* : What the FUCK do you want??
#pynch incorrect quotes#pynch#adam parrish#ronan lynch#adam x ronan#gansey#blue sargent#bluesey#the raven boys#the raven cycle#incorrect trc quotes#trc
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Cody: *physicallf carrying Obi-Wan out of the war room* Come on, General, it’s go-the-fuck-to-sleep time.
Obi-Wan: Ahh. Go-the-fuck-to-sleep time. I know it well. It’s the most sacred three times of the week.
Cody: *stops dead in a corridor* …please tell me that was a joke?
Obi-Wan: I would never joke about go-the-fuck-to-sleep time. It was Master’s favorite time the first few years we were together.
Cody: *closes eyes and counts to five* We’re going to talk about all that later. *keeps heading off to Obi-Wan’s quarters, with more purpose this time*
#i changed the number from 4 to 3 because there are only 5 days in SW weeks#Cody is very offended that Qui-Gon was only enforcing bedtime 3 times a week#star wars#obi wan kenobi#incorrect star wars quotes#clone wars#incorrect clone wars quotes#commander cody#codywan#Obi is only letting Cody carry him cause he’s been awake 3 days already he forgot how to walk lmao#Qui made a deal that if he only enforced 3 nights of sleep Obi wasn’t allowed to fight him on it lmao#oddly enough even tho the healers whined about it Obi was healthier than ever for that time#it helped regulate his sleep cycle for a long while#which has mostly gone out the window since Qui died
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*Peter has been ill for a week and is high on medication and Tony is worried because they thought Peter couldn't get sick*
Tony: okay, but are you sure no deadly diseases or anything run in your family? Or anything at all?
Peter: well, pregnancy runs in my family. Over half my ancestors had it.
Tony: okay, anything other than pregnancy?
Peter: death is also a big one. An overwhelming majority of my ancestors experienced death at some point in their lives.
Tony: Kid, please don't mention death right now. I have a heart condition!
Peter: don't worry Mr Stark. Imma break the cycle
#at least half of his ancestors jave goven birth#and most of them have died#break the cycle#peter parker#tony stark#irondad#irondad and spiderson#iron dad#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect mcu#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect peter parker
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Impulse: Hey Gem, are you coming to the Soup Party laterOH MY GOSH!
Gem, covered in blood: What?
Impulse, freaking out: Gem! Are you okay? Do you need a hospital? I'm calling the hospital!
Gem: IMPULSE NO! I'm just shedding! The fuzzy velvet stuff on my antlers is dying and I need to scrape it off! It's messy and bloody but it doesn't hurt!
Impulse: Oh, thank goodness . . .
Impulse: Hey, want to go and use your antlers to give Pearl a heart attack too?
Gem:
Gem: Sure, why not?
#the idea of gem in all her cottagecore-ness having a normal antler shedding cycle is super funny to me#incorrect hermitcraft quotes#hermitcraft incorrect quotes#impulse#impulsesv#geminitay#pearlescentmoon#soup group#shiny duo#hermitcraft#hermitblr
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Bree: If Nick and I were both drowning, who would you save?
Sel: Both of you?
Bree: No, you can only save one of us.
Sel: Well, I would probably save you because I happen to know Nick is an excellent swimmer.
Nick: Suppose I was holding an anchor. Who would you save then?
Sel: Why don’t you let go of the anchor?
Nick: It’s a family heirloom.
Sel: I’m leaving.
#legendborn#incorrect legendborn quotes#the legendborn cycle#selwyn kane#source: unknown#nick davis#bree matthews
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George: You need a hobby.
Lance: I have a hobby!
George: Being mean to people isn't a hobby.
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Ronan: The first time I saw you, I prayed to God for you
Adam: The first time I saw you, I thought you were a fucking dick
#the raven cycle#trc#The Raven Boys#maggie steifvater#ronan lynch#Adam Parrish#pynch#blue sargent#gansey#noah czerny#henry cheng#trc shitpost#the raven cycle shitpost#trb shitpost#the raven boys shitpost#trc incorrect quotes#the raven cycle incorrect quotes#trb incorrect quotes#the raven boys incorrect quotes
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Nick: so, I get that we’re all without fathers-
Bree: not me.
Sel:
Nick:
Bree: I fucking love my dad
#shitpost#brainrot#incorrect quotes#bree#bree matthews#nick davis#selwyn kane#Legendborn#legendborn shitpost#legendborn cycle#incorrect legendborn quotes#legendborn memes#bloodmarked incorrect quotes#Bloodmarked#Bloodmarked shitpost
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Galbatorix: You, you can't lie in the ancient language, where is Eragon?
Murtagh: Well, ah, I don't know where he's not.
Galbatorix: You don't know where Eragon is?
Murtagh: on the contrary!
Galbatorix: So you do know where he is??
Murtagh: I'm possibly more or less not rejecting the idea that I undeniably do or do not know where he shan't probably be.
Murtagh: If that indeed wasn't where he isn't.
Galbatorix: *sigh*
#galbatorix#eragon#murtagh morzansson#source: shrek#the inheritance cycle#christopher paolini#eragon shadeslayer#inheritance cycle#incorrect eragon quotes
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And his boyfriend who’s trapped in the Upside Down is coming to find him
#harringrove#billy rescuing steve in s4 when—#billy hargrove#steve harrington#billy x steve#billy hargrove x steve harrington#incorrect harringrove quotes#harringroveera#every time i post i feel like it’s been made it’s a vicious cycle 😭#harringrove textpost#steve x billy#incorrect billy hargrove quotes#incorrect steve harrington#harringrove meme#harringrove edit#steve harrington x billy hargrove#steve harrington meme#billy hargrove meme
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