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bilbo-fettt · 2 years

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Tech: *picks up a comm link* I’m very busy right this moment-

Wrecker: do you think drinking 36 cans of red bull consecutively would make my sense heightened like Hunter’s or would I just die?

Tech:

Tech: I’m on my way

Omega, in the background: Told you it’d work

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tattycoram · 1 month

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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in

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techfan450 · 3 months

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Mace Windu: Some jedi have grown attachments towards the clone troopers...

Obi Wan, married to Cody: *gasp* How scandalous!

Plo Koon, on the process of legally adopting the Clone Army: Preposterous!

Anakin, who fools around with the 501st like they were all children: How could that reckless, handsome jedi do that??

Yoda: For an idiot, you all take me.

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obes-kenobes-benos · 5 months

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Cody: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Cody: *Aggressively throws water bottles* Obi-Wan: Uh... what's up with him? Wooley: He is trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. Cody: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Waxer, getting emotional: It's working.

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imdead2124 · 12 days

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Crosshair: So are you two dating now?

Tech & Phee: Yes.

Crosshair: Why?

Tech: I happen to find Phee very appealing.

Crosshair: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Phee.

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nerfpuncher · 1 month

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Rex: Fives and Echo are drunk outside my bunk room, all their saying is "NO you're MY bestest friend in the whole wide world" back and forth to one another

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trylynarie · 26 days

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Omega: but Rex lost so many men. Is he okay?

Echo: not gonna lie this is an average Thursday for him

Omega:

Omega: THAT DOESNT MAKE IT ANY BETTER-

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your-local-jedi-commander · 1 month

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Echo: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Fives, seriously: maybe you’re pregnant

Echo: …

Fives: …

Echo: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You, for suggesting that or me because I almost had a panic attack

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bibannana · 27 days

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Rex *finishing a briefing with the 212th*: See you out there boys. *makes finger guns and winks before walking off*

Obi-wan *blinks*: What?

Cody *absolutely disgusted*: Why?

Fives *wheezing*: He did it! He actually did it!

Echo *being held up by Waxer and Boil*: Mission successful!!

Ahsoka *grins and high fives them both*: We've been teaching Rex some modern slang.

Obi-wan *slowly blinks*: I can see that.

Anakin *enters*: Greetings my fellow friends!

Cody *shaking his head*: Force, they got Skywalker too.

Fives *grins*: Nah, he's always been like that.

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an-abyssal-odyssey · 2 months

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Fives and Echo after wreaking havoc at 79's : Are we going too far? Fox: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

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themistymountainscold · 9 months

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tattycoram · 1 month

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Rex: Today I realised I'm old Cody: What happened? Rex: I fell in the mess hall and instead of laughing, Fives came running to see if I was ok Cody: Rex: I saw fear in his eyes

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gamelpar · 11 months

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Anakin: *sneaks in through the window*

Obi Wan, turning in his chair and flicking the light on: You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Anakin: Uh I- I was with Rex

Rex, turning his chair: Wanna try again?

Anakin: okay fine i was with Hardcase

Hardcase, perched on top of the bookcase: strike three bitch

Anakin: Jesse?

Jesse, emerging from the potted plant in the corner: keep digging that hole, buddy

Anakin: yeah well, does Kix know where you guys are?

Kix, dropping from the ceiling: Don't even try it

Anakin: Dogma and Tup are always out late!

The fridge and freezer doors open, revealing a very cold Dogma and Tup: You can't pin this on us!

Anakin: Least I came back, I haven't seen Fives all day!

Fives, riding in doing a wheelie on a speeder bike: Speeder Patrol coming in!!

Anakin: okay but Ahsoka isn't here either! Why am I getting in trouble?!

Ahsoka, perched next to Rex: hey asshole

Anakin: What about Echo???

Echo, muffled beneath the floorboards: Nice try, motherfucker

Anakin: Okay, but what about Cody?!

Cody, slurping a juice box next to Obi Wan: Think again

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obes-kenobes-benos · 23 days

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Fives, standing on a chair: The floor is hating general Kenobi

Ashoka: *leaps into Anakin´s arms*

Anakin: *climbs onto the holo table while carrying Ashoka*

Rex: *lounges in a chair with his legs on the holo table*

Cody: *sits gingerly on the holo table*

Obi-Wan: *lies on the floor*

Everyone: nOo

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clonememesfrikyeah · 11 months

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Alpha-17: “The kid has great potential. He may become a captain or even a commander.”

Maze: “Or a psychopath.”

Fordo: *sprinting for his life* “He’s got a weapon! He’s got a weapon!”

Cadet Rex: *sadistically laughing and chasing him with a machete*

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padawansuggest · 5 months

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Cody: These damn shinies need to learn how to take a hit, back in my day we just walked off the broken ribs.

Helix: Yes, and both you and the general got stuck in a bacta tank for three days for it.

Cody: But we could handle it! Keep goin unless nerve damage stops you. Unfortunately you can’t just walk off nerve damage.

Helix: I would congratulate you on understanding that but you sound like you’re speaking from experience.

Wooley: *stubs a single toe* Ouch!

Cody: *momma bear mode activated* Are you okay?? Do I need to bandage that for you? Does the ouchie need a healing kiss?

Helix: Huh. Shinies can’t walk off the hits now days, I think I know why.

Cody: *tenderly checking on Wooley’s foot, and giving him a kiss on the forehead* Is it okay?

Wooley: *tearfully* I feel a little better.

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