Ron: I love you so much, Blaise, it’s like we finish each other’s—

Blaise: Sentences?

Ron: No, homework

Blaise: What?

Ron, in tears, sliding his homework over to Blaise: Please

Pansy: Okay, spill the tea, Golden Trio! Tell us something we don't know! Harry: Well, there was this time in first year where Hermione set Snape on fire Draco: No way! Granger would never do that! Ron: She definitely did it, I saw it with my own eyes! I can show you the memory if you want Blaise: Not that I don't believe you, but...Set a professor on fire? That's not Granger at all Hermione: Oh, but I definitely did that and it was fun! Pansy: Oh Merlin! Am I dating the female version of Finnigan? Hermione: I can assure you aren't, I'm just saying it was fun because it was Snape Harry: Who we thought wanted to kill me Draco: So you asked Granger to set him on fire?! Harry: No, that was Hermione's idea Ron: Well, I kinda told her we needed a distraction, but I didn't think she would use fire! Blaise, looking at Draco & Pansy: Okay, am I the only one who thinks we need a new name for our partners? 'Cause Golden Trio won't do it anymore after hearing that they set professors on fire out of spite

Pansy: so what can I get hermione?

Blaise: chocolates!

Ron: a book!

Draco: A HAIRBUSH!

Blaise, Ron and Pansy all looked at Draco

Pansy: i think it’s best for me not to take advice from someone who made there crush there enemy..

Blaise and Ron try to hide there laughs but fail miserably.

Draco: IT WAS FIRST YEAR AND I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE HIM MY ENEMY?!?!

Pansy started laughing along with Ron and Blaise

Draco: YOU- I- MY FATHER WILL HEAR OF THIS!

Blaise: what the one who hates potter?

The three of them laugh harder and Draco walks off in a mood.

Hermione: How’d it go, love?

Ron: [who just got back from meeting Blaise’s parents for dinner] I think it went well..

Harry: Ron. You texted me saying “this place is so fucking fancy. I don’t know which knife to kill myself with.”.

Hermione: …

Ron: …

Harry: …

Hermione: Must of been pretty fancy if you didn’t kill yourself

Ron: Oh my god it was!! And !!-

*Draco helping Blaise sit up after he got hit during the war*

Draco : HE'S BLEEDING OUT DOES ANYONE HAVE TYPE A BLOOD IN HERE?!

Ron *rushing over to them* : I do-

Blaise *lying back immediately* : Let me die

Blaise spoiling Ron rotten

Hogwarts Train: Trolley Lady

Blaise: Have you picked a snack yet?

Ron: not yet they all so good

Ron: what if I want them all lol

Ron: just kidding

Blaise: ....

Ron: WAIT WAIT IT WAS A JOKE BLAISE YOU CAN'T -

Blaise:

draco: do you have ptsd? you know... after the war...

harry: hell yeah, i have ptsd... proficient talent for sucking dick

draco: maybe we can talk about your use of humor as an unhealthy coping mechanism for the trauma you’ve experienced

harry: i don’t think you understand how clever that joke was

Umbridge : Boys and Girls are not permitted to 8 inches from eachother

The entire Hogwarts : *laughs in gay*

Draco: Get ready for the mission. You may address me as eagle one.

Pansy’s code name is: been there, done that

Harry is: currently doing that

Blaise is: it happened once in a dream

Hermione is: if I had to pick a girl

and Ron is: eagle two

Ron: Oh thank god

Hermione: Who do you like to date? Me or Luna?

Ron: Oh, sorry, I prefer Blaise.

Hermione: ...

Ron: ...

Luna: ...

Ginny: ...

Harry: ...

Ginny: She was asking me. And the answer is, Luna.

Blaise: Can I have your number, Weasley?

Ron: Oh, sure, I want to! But I don’t have a phone or anything

Blaise: No worries

*an hour later*

Blaise: Here it is

Ron: That’s…a phone

Blaise: Yes! Now can I have your number?

harry potter was there for me when no one was, guess why I'm choosing him over people again

JKR: Ron and Hermione should be together

Hermione: actually I want this one *pointing at Pansy*

JKR: what?

Ron: *looking at Blaise* I’m fine with that

JKR: WHAT

The way Taylor Swift wrote 2 whole albums about Drarry right after each other - iconic if you ask me

*pansy, blaise, ron and Hermione walk outside to see Harry and Draco kissing in a tree*

Hermione and Pansy who were fangirling: It's Draco and Harry sitting in a tree S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G

Ron: ew get a room

*a few seconds later*

Blaise and Ron: ok let's give them some privacy

Hermione and Pansy: *still singing*

*half a minute later*

Hermione and Pansy: *singing but getting concerned*

Ron: Bloody hell. They still haven't pulled back yet

Blaise: I don't think they are breathing

Harry *passes out*

Ron: um....someone get help

au where pansmione, drarry, linny and blairon make a whole family

Albus: happy Father's day Hermione

Hermione: what?

Albus: I heard auntie Pansy calling you " daddy "

Harry: I beg you two to STAY AWAY FROM MY SON!