Katsuki: If the person i have a crush on disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Deku: Well maybe you should have principles.

Katsuki: You're absolutely right. Maybe I should.

Aizawa: So from what I’ve been told, the body swap quirk will last about a day or two.

Izuku, in Bakugo’s body: Well, that’s not too long.

Bakugo, in Izuku’s body: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, NERD!

Aizawa: Just calm down, do you two have any advice for each other to avoid any issues?

Bakugo: Tch, stay away from hot places, nerd. You’ll make my quirk go off by accident.

Izuku: Uhhh, oh. If you hear seven dead people talking to you at night, just ignore them.

Aizawa and Bakugo:

Bakugo: What?

Bakugou: *laying on the floor*

Kirishima: so… Midoriya said he liked you?

Bakugou: yeah

Kirishima: and you… asked him to marry you…?

Bakugou: yeah

Kirishima: did he freak out?

Bakugou: I don’t know. I ran away before I scared him away even more

*meanwhile*

Deku, bursting into the dorms: GUYS HOLY SHIT I’M GETTING MARRIED

Izuku: Do you think that the universe brought us together on purpose? Do you think we were always meant to be soulmates?

Katsuki: Oh my god shut up and go to bed! We have our hero certification test in the morning you damn nerd!

Katsuki:

Katsuki: *whispers* but yeah, fine, we're soulmates ok? Don't make it weird.

this probably happens a lot

extra: hey, where's midoriya and bakugou?

1A: *points outside* over there

extra: thanks—*sees them and pauses* ...what are they doing?

1A: *exasperated* flirting

midoriya and bakugou:

*Izuku gaining the quirks of the past users of OFA*

In the Vestige Void:

Banjo: Hey! How come he gets all the cool shit?

Yoichi: I don’t fucking know? He was quirkless so-

Yagi’s vestige: *making hand movements indicating to himself*

Nana: Toshi was quirkless when I passed on OFA. How come he didn’t get our quirks like Ninth?

Hikage: Probably because he’s All For One’s son, just a thought.

Yoichi: WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. MY BROTHER DID NOT GET LAID AND HAVE A CHILD-

En: That you know of.

Yoichi:

En:

Yoichi:

Yoichi: Fuck you all. Third, put up the GODDAMN CONSPIRACY BOARD-

Katsuki: IZUKU, YOU ONLY HAVE TWO CHOICES, EITHER YOU MARRY ME OR I MARRY YOU! SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?

Izuku: This is our first date, Kacchan.

Katsuki: That's not an answer.

Izuku: ...

midoriya: i am a nice person i think. bakugo: what the fuck? of course you are- midoriya: BUT. bakugo: midoriya: midoriya: i think that i'll start throwing rocks at people that are mean to me. bakugo: bakugo: marry me.

Endeavour: What's wrong?

Midoriya: I'm in love with an insane blond who is completely out of my league.

Endeavour:

Endeavour: Well, that's embarrassingly relatable.

Shinsou: Yup.

Midoriya:

Midoriya: We should start a support club.

Aizawa, creating a groupchat: Way ahead of you.

Bkdk incorrect quotes part six Kachann : Did it hurt when you fell- Izuku: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Kachann : No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Izuku: … Kachann : You just laid there for 15 minutes. Kachann : Fight me! Izuku: gets on one knee and pulls out a ring Izuku: Fight me for the rest of our lives. Kachann : I am so strong. I am the number one hero. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness— Izuku: Hi. Kachann : melts down in a flustered heap of softness Kachann : Laughs Izuku, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing— Izuku: We’re married? Kachann : I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Izuku: Wow. They sound stupid. Kachann : But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Izuku: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Kachann : I guess you’re right. Hey Izuku, I love you. Izuku: See! Just say that! Kachann : Holy fucking shit. Izuku: If that flies over their head then, sorry Kachann , but they're too dumb for you. Kachann : Izuku.

Deku: Who wants to make 1000 yen?

Katsuki: How?

Deku: I need someone to take the fall.

Todoroki: What did you do?

Aizawa, from the other room: What the hell!

Katsuki and Todoroki:

Aizawa: WHAT THE HELL?!?

Deku: Make it 5000?

Katsuki: Deal

Deku: *Gives him the money*

Aizawa, storming in: WHO DID THIS?!

Katsuki: It was Todoroki.

Bakugo: Come on, Icyhot. Nobody actually believes that Deku is in love with me.

Todoroki, to Class 1-A: Raise your hand if you think that Midoriya is helplessly in love with Bakugo.

*Everyone raises their hand*

Todoroki: Midoriya, put your hand down.

Quirkless Analyst! Izuku AU

Izuku: You know there are 42 different ways that Chargebolt can be killed in battle if he didn’t practice long-distance attacks?

Bakugo, just woke up and eating cereal:

Bakugo: I thank God everyday you didn’t decide to take the villain path.

Deku: we should play spin the bottle! I’ll go first

Deku: well haha looks like I have to kiss Kacchan

Mina: but you didn’t even spin the bottle—

Bakugou: shut the fuck up Pinky, rules are rules

Izuku: Kacchan, hi!! Kirishima said that you have something cool to show me!?

Katsuki: *wordlessly holds up his hands to show Izuku*

Izuku: YOU PAINTED YOUR NAILS GREEN!?

Katsuki: I painted my fucking nails green.

Izuku: This is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me *tearing up, hugs Katsuki*

Katsuki: *Grumbling* Whatever. (He's thrilled that Izuku likes his nails)

kacchan's dinner 🍤

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