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[At a Pro-Hero meet and greet]
Deku: nice Dynamight hoodie, he's your favorite?
Fan: Yes! I'm his biggest fan!
Deku: what's his favourite place to stop for a midnight snack?
Fan: what
Deku: what temperature does he set his shower. which side of the bed does he prefer to sleep on. what color are his socks right now.
Fan:
Deku: that's what i thought. now get out.
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katsuizu-stuff · 1 year
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Talk show host: Dynamight, today we have a special person joining us. Please welcome your number one fan
*Bakugo’s ‘number one fan’ walks in*
Bakugo: Who the hell is that? That isn’t my husband
Deku in the audience: HEY THAT’S NOT ME!
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sprite-bite · 1 year
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Izuku: Kacchan, we should hold hands so we don’t lose each other in this crowd!
Katsuki: There’s no one here but us, idiot.
Izuku, with ofa sparking green around him: Hold. My. Hand.
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bkdk-and-extras · 1 year
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Katsuki: My god are you a freaky little fucker.
Izuku:
Katsuki: I love you.
Izuku: I know, Kacchan.
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angstydisaster02 · 2 years
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Pastor : Bakugo Katsuki, do you accept to take Izuku Midoriya as husband ?
Katsuki : fuck yes
Izuku : kacchan
Katsuki : What ?
Izuku : It’s our wedding day, you could at least try to not curse
Katsuki : oh shit Sorry
Izuku :….
Pastor :….
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kacchaaaaannn · 2 years
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Deku, texting Bakugou: Kacchan! Help I’m being kidnapped!!
Bakugou: Where are you?!
Deku: I’m with some strange person. In a car! HELP!
Bakugou: I’ll call Aizawa!
Aizawa, answering his cell: Y’ello?
Bakugou: Where’s Deku!? They texted me that they were being kidnapped!
Aizawa: Midoriya? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Aizawa:
Aizawa: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Aizawa: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Deku: WHO ARE YOU?!
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tak1e · 10 months
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demon!bakugou: oh, angel. i’m gonna have a blast tempting you.
angel!deku: please don’t, actually.
bakugou: ohhh, angel, you’re gonna get tempted so hard.
deku: no, really, that’s not necessary. please refrain.
bakugou: here it comes!! temptation!!!!
bakugou, holding out a crepe:
deku: …really?
bakugou: it’s strawberry filled.
deku:
bakugou: is it working?
deku:
deku: maybe
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murder0us-0wl · 2 years
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Bakugou trying to flirt: hey did you fall from heaven?
Deku: no just the stairs
Bakugou: cuz you look like an ange- wait what- OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG
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Izuku: Have you ever wondered what your future wife is doing?
Katsuki: Husband.
Izuku What?
Katsuki: Future husband. And he’s about to say ‘Ow’.
Izuku: What do you mean - [ Katsuki gently explodes his face before walking away ] OW! Kacchan! What was that for - WAIT. [link to post I remixed this from here]
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reifukuro · 2 years
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💥: Why so clingy, I don't get it
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Katsuki: If the person i have a crush on disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.
Deku: Well maybe you should have principles.
Katsuki: You're absolutely right. Maybe I should.
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katsuizu-stuff · 1 year
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Izuku: *kisses Katsuki’s neck*
Katsuki: What the hell was that?
Izuku: A kiss
Katsuki: Fucking gross
Izuku: …
Katsuki: Do it again
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bkdk-and-extras · 1 year
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Izuku: So, like, if i asked you out--
Katsuki: Bitch, if?
Izuku, sweating:
Izuku: When I ask yo--
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angstydisaster02 · 1 year
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Katsuki : i don’t fear anyone or anything, you would never scare me with-
Izuku : Katsuki Bakugo, we need to talk.
Katsuki : Shit.
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kacchaaaaannn · 2 years
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In a fight with LoV :
Bakugou, severely injured : I can do this myself Deku, I don't need your protection!
Deku, Also severely injured : DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE, 𝘽𝘼𝙆𝙐𝙂𝙊𝙐 𝙆𝘼𝙏𝙎𝙐𝙆𝙄?!
Bakugou : ...
LoV : ...
Bakugou : ...
Shigaraki : Y-you know what, we'll just get you next time, h-heroes!
Shigaraki, whispering : Create a fucking portal Kurogiri, get us out of here as fast as possible!
Deku : Oh, seems like they left!
Deku, going towards Bakugou : Are you ok, Kacchan?
Bakugou : .. Yeah...
Class 1a : um-...
Monoma whispering to his class : Is this the same person?
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murder0us-0wl · 2 years
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Deku: Hawks is probably the hottest hero right?
Bakugou: what are you gay or something?
Deku: why? You interested or something?
Bakugou: wha- what do you- i mean- NO IM NOT
Deku: mhm sure
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