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#incorrect big hero 6 quotes
drama-glob · 5 months
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Incorrect BH6 Quotes
(Hiro hears something in the middle of the night and goes downstairs to find Obake standing there in the dark cafe)
Hiro (Startled): Who the hell are you?
Obake (Turns slowly and smiles eerily): I'm here to tell you that I want you to be part of something bigger than mere heroics.
Hiro (Puzzled and still scared): So you came to my house? In the middle of the night? (Pauses, sees Globby trying to steal a TV out of the corner of his eye and points) And who's he?
Obake (Panics and throws something to distract Hiro, then faces Globby): Run stupid!
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(Felony Carl and Globby walking together when they spot someone collapsing next to their friend and rush over)
Felony Carl (Concerned): What happened?
Friend (Panicking): I don't know! We were doing fine and then she just collapsed!
Felony Carl (Turns to Globby): She most likely needs CPR at this point. Globs, do you know how to do it?
Globby (Panicking too and looking between them): CPR? I can't even spell it!
Felony Carl (-_-): That would be a "No."
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ilivelikeimtrying · 2 years
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Wasabi: You have a face.
Tadashi: Yes, yes I do have a face.
Wasabi: I mean you have a nice face.
Tadashi: .... Thank you?
Wasabi: Please understand that I'm flirting with you, because I don't know what I'm doing.
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Granville: Mr. Patel, I would need to speak to your parents.
Rishi: One second.
(Rishi leaves, and comes back into Granville's office a few minutes later with Hiro and Karmi)
Rishi: They are my parents, Professor Granville!
Granville: ......
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thisispoggers · 1 year
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Tadashi, using his baymax voice: So Fred, what you are telling me is that you are not only a quirked up white boy goated with the sauce...but also a furry?
Fred, trying not to convulse: ...yes
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itz-darktrax · 2 years
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How Fred Explains Covid Fred: Breathing was illegal. Every day I walk 20 mile to walmart.
Hiro: It's 2 minutes away.
Fred: To fight people for a square of toilet paper.
Hiro: Didn't you sit home and watch Netflix?
Fred: Then my father went to the black market to sell people what they don't have. Hand sanitizers and braincells.
Hiro: How did you sell-
Fred: Till the fire nation attack. The floor was on fire. The house were on fire. Everything was on fire.
Hiro: The fires were in australia.....
Fred: They build 5G towers to kill off poor people.
Hiro: Where are those brain cells when you need them?
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daffodil-echo · 1 year
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HoneyLemon: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Hiro?
Hiro: ... No.
Fred: I do!
HoneyLemon: I know, Fred.
Fred: I’m sad!
HoneyLemon: I know, Fred.
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Silco: [about Jinx] I’ve done the best I could to raise you! Have I been perfect? No.
Silco: Do I know anything about children? No!
Silco: Should I have picked up a book on parenting? Probably!
Jinx:
Silco: Where was I going with this? I had a point.
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incorrect-esmp-quotes · 2 months
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Joel: [about Hermes] I’ve done the best I could to raise you! Have I been perfect? No.
Joel: Do I know anything about children? No!
Joel: Should I have picked up a book on parenting? Probably!
Hermes:
Joel: Where was I going with this? I had a point.
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endmylifelad · 7 months
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Dick: are you guys okay?!
Tim and Jason: yes
Dick: are you hurt anywhere??
Tim and Jason: no…
Dick: THEN WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING!
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After Wally falls off a tower of chairs when trying to reach the top shelf of Poppy's kitchen:
Poppy: Are you okay?!
Wally: Yes.
Poppy: Are you hurt?!
Wally: No.
Poppy: Good, THEN WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
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krug3r2312 · 2 years
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*ranting to the knights about Arthur*
Merlin: I mean It's not like I'm asking for much, just a thank you for washing his clothes four times a week would be nice
Lancelot: He has you wash his clothes four times a week?!
Merlin: The prat changes clothes around 2-4 times a bloody day
Gwaine: 2-4 TIMES?!
Merlin: Yep, must be great wearing what ever you want and having people to do your laundry for you everyday
Leon: tell me about it, I have to wash my own clothes twice a week and I don't even have enough to change even twice a day.
Percival: Yeah me too
Gwaine: Pfft, amateurs . I haven't done laundry in six months.
Elyan: So you wear the same grotty ass underwear everyday?!
Gwaine: Yep, one pair will last me four days, I go front, I go back, i go inside out. then, I go front and back.
Lancelot: *Gags*
Elyan: Wow, that is both disgusting and awesome
Percival 100% done with his boyfriends shit: Don't encourage him
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drama-glob · 3 months
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Incorrect BH6 Quotes
(Go Go, Fred and Hiro come across Ned Ludd in Muirahara Woods, who tries to keep them from going further into the forest)
Ned Ludd (Holds up staff and angrily shouts): Get back to your homes you ignorant villagers!
Go Go (Scoffs): We are not ignorant villagers, we're sophisticated San Fransokyians...Whoop his butt! (Everyone dog piles him)
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(BH6 and Globby all falling to their doom off a giant cliff)
Globby (Stretches his arms over and holds onto everyone as they fall): Guys, if I die, I want to die hugging!
Hiro (Coughs out): Globby, you're choking us!
Globby (Emphatically shouts): LET MY BODY BE YOUR SHIELD!
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ilivelikeimtrying · 2 years
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Honey Lemon: God, I hate him.
Tadashi: Me too.
Honey Lemon: You don't even know who I'm talking about.
Tadashi: Solidarity sis.
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Sirque: Its okay if something troubles you. Let it sit for a while, and you'll...
Hiro: And I'll what?
Sirque: ... Forget about it.
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batfamilyincorrect · 8 months
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Dick: Are you okay?
Damian: Yes.
Dick: Are you hurt?
Damian: No.
Dick: THEN WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, KNUCKLEHEAD!?
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itz-darktrax · 2 years
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Gogo: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Fred: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
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