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lady-griffin · 2 months
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Jinx at the Aquarium
Ekko: Where’s Jinx?
Vi: You know we can leave her unsupervised for a few minutes, right?
Ekko: NOT AT THE FUCKING AQUARIUM!!
Vi: What do you honestly think she’s going to do? Dive into the tank to swim with her shark brethren?
Ekko and Vi: . . .
*They start hauling ass to find (and stop) Jinx*
MEANWHILE
*Jinx sitting on top of the tank unable to decide between her bikini or shark onesie for this momentous moment*
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walfordy · 6 months
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jinx: you left me…
vi: no powder, you’re my sister and i love you. nothing will ever change that.
jinx:…i saw your girlfriend naked before you did?
vi: *re-equips gauntlets*
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thesparringpanther · 3 months
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Vi: Let's play a game.
Vi: We spend quality time together and the first one to fall in love loses.
Caitlyn: Deal.
[3 episodes later]
Caitlyn: Dammit!
Vi: Ha, I make you happy!
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erzasimpbitch · 1 year
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Caitlyn: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately
Vi, seriously: Maybe you’re pregnant.
*they sit there in silence for a moment*
Caitlyn: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack
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calligraphypage · 4 months
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Jinx: Well, I guess while you get your medicine, I’ll stroll through the candy aisles, but I won’t get any…
Silco: You can buy two candies.
Jinx: TWO??!! (Rushes off to the candy aisle)
LATER
Jinx: (returns with a giant plastic gummy bear filled with normal gummy bears) This counts as one.
Silco: -_-
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vi-vanders-prodigy · 1 year
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Jinx: *draws frown on a gingerbread man*
Lux: Why are you drawing a frown? Isn't he supposed to be happy and spread Christmas cheer?
Jinx: You'd frown too if you were about to be eaten.
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Conversation
Jinx: Miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. I’m shooting everything. I’m laying down cover fire. I’m shooting the walls. I’m shooting my teammates. I’m shooting myself. My accuracy is 100%, Y’all just don’t know what I’m aiming at.
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littledollll · 1 month
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Y/n: “awww he’s just a little guy!”
Sevika: “He’s older than you. Ancient, even.”
Y/n, cupping Silco’s face and cooing: “a baby!”
Sevika: “He’s The eye of Zaun. Murderer, drug dealer.. ring any bells?”
Y/n: “my baby.”
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craftythebitch · 1 year
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Jayce: We both look great tonight.
Viktor: You know, you could’ve just said that I look great tonight, and I would’ve said “so do you.”
Jayce: I couldn’t take that chance.
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vi-carious-enforcer · 2 months
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Caitlyn: This city treats everyone in the Undercity so poorly.
Vi: Guess you couldn't see how bad everything is from your Ivory towere cupcake.
Caitlyn: They're made of marble actually.
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lbulldesigns · 7 months
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The Council, and Viktor, sitting down contemplating how one unhinged teenage girl could possibly be out manoeuvring them in both war and technology.
Jayce: It's not possible. How could she cause this much trouble all by herself?
Mel: She's definitely born for war.
Jayce: No kidding. It's like she's playing chess, whilst we're playing checkers.
Viktor: Correction. You're playing chess, whilst she's playing Go Fish and somehow beating you at your game.
The Council: ...
Meanwhile Jinx in her hideout:
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Mylo hallucination:
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lady-griffin · 7 months
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Who Broke It
Silco: Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know. Everyone: It was Jinx. Jinx: It was me. Silco: Okay, well, since we all know I’m not actually going to punish her, which of you is going to take the fall for her? Decide amongst yourselves.
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walfordy · 7 months
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*Caitlyn passes medical file to Vi*
Caitlyn: Okay, you just need to sign here and here.
Vi:Done.
Caitlyn:
Vi: What?
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PATIENT INFORMATION
FIRST NAME: Vi
SURNAME: Vi
HOME ADDRESS: i dunno
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thesparringpanther · 3 months
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Caitlyn: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Vi: Put spaghetti in it.
Caitlyn: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Ekko: Put spaghetti in it.
Caitlyn: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Jinx: Put spaghetti in it.
Caitlyn: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
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vikki-tikki-tavii · 9 months
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VIKTOR: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.
Prompt generator
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human-space-heater · 10 months
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Arcane addition for the incorrect quote generator!! Some more hidden gems!
Ekko : Hey Jinx, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this. Jinx, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah? Ekko : Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Jinx!
Viktor: I wanna sleep for 40 hours. Jayce: You know that's called a coma, right? Viktor: Viktor: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.
Jayce: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?
Jinx: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.
Silco: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons? Jinx: Fake?
Jinx: Is this a good idea? Jinx: Probably not. Jinx: Do I care? Jinx: No.
Ekko, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.
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