#incorrect Fleurmione quotes
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Fleur: We need to talk about your grade, Mademoiselle Granger
Hermione: *rolls eyes* Fleur, not in our daughter’s school
Fleurmione daughter, 15 yo: Yeah Mom, we’re literally having a meeting with my principal right now, get it together
Fleur: *thinking* Okay then, Miss Granger, we should talk about your classroom management skills. I can offer some pointers.
Hermione: *snorts*
Daughter: *huffs and takes out her phone*
Principal: Is your wife normally like this?
Hermione: All the time
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Ginny: "Do you keep a swear jar?"
Hermione: "Ginny, my wives are literally the richest people in the wizarding world."
Hermione: "They can swear everytime they want and the money stays in the vault."
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Sapphic hp incorrect quotes
Hermione: From now on we’ll be using code names. You can address me as eagle one
Hermione: Pansy, code name been there done that
Hermione: Fleur is - currently doing that
Hermione: Andromeda, is it happened once in a dream
Hermione: Naricssa, if I had to pick a Black
Hermione: Harry is,,, eagle two
Harry: Oh thank god
Bonus (as Bellatrix enters the room)-
Hermione: This is eagle one, ‘I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t thought about it’ is approaching
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Fleur: Making my way downtown, walking fast-
Fleur: Walking slow because Hermione's short and I'm waiting for her to catch up
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Women of Harry Potter x Deadly Sins
She was thinking of writing a series of micro-stories having each Harry Potter woman act out one of the deadly sins.
So far, I'm staying at this (but I could change it, I'm not really sure):
Bellatrix - Lust
Fleur - Anger
Hermione - Pride
Ginny - Envy
Narcissa - Greed
Pansy - Sloth
Tonks - Gluttony
Which ones would change? I would like to hear your opinions! (sorry for bad English, I don't really speak it and I'm using translator haha)
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FLEURMIONE¹.
Hermione: I never thought you liked women. Nor did I imagine that you might be interested in me.
Fleur: Really? At Bill and Adrian's wedding I invited you to the bathroom, why did you think it was?
Hermione: Well, I thought you were scared. I know from my own experience that sometimes going alone can be a danger.
Fleur: Okay, good point.
Léa is my new Fleur.
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Conversation
Hermione: What we did last night was...
Fleur: Stupid.
Hermione: Totally, crazy stupid.
Fleur: What were we thinking?
Hermione: I'm coming over tonight though, right?
Fleur: Oh, yeah, definitely.
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Witch Weekly conducts interviews for an in-depth profile of the newest Minister for Magic, Hermione Granger. The last interview is with her wife, Fleur Delacour.
Interviewer: Can you tell us something you think the public would find interesting?
Fleur: Sex with her is really wild
Interviewer: Erm… [glances at notes]
Fleur: She just jumps my ass whenever she wants
Interviewer: That might be a little—
Fleur: But I love it, we fuck all the time
~~~~~
Part 1 | Part 2
Now an ao3 oneshot
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More from the Witch Weekly interview with Fleur Delacour about her wife, the Minister for Magic, Hermione Granger
Interviewer: Well, I think we’re strapped for time—
Fleur: Oh! Her strap game. Hermione does this thing where she swirls it first then puts it in—
Interviewer: Thank you, Mrs. Delacour, but we really should stop—
Interviewer 2: No! Erm, please do go on, Mrs. Delacour
Fleur: Well… I’ve already mentioned my wife’s beauty but you really have no idea how hot she is under those robes. I mean her tits are perfect. And she really knows how to keep me begging
Interviewer 2: Mrs. Delacour, I’m sure our readers will appreciate my getting clarity on this…… so are you saying you’re not the one who…
Fleur: Tops her? Non
~~~~~
Part 1 | Part 2
Read the ao3 oneshot The Interview HERE
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On holiday with friends. Fleur tenderizing a brisket
Hermione: You’re going to turn that meat into mush, Fleur, stop pounding so hard
Ginny: That’s not what I overheard you yelling at her last night
Harry: *spurts butterbeer out his nose*
Hermione:
Fleur: She’s right, ma belle. I thought you loved a good p—
Hermione: You lot are the worst! *storms off, her face burning red*
~~~
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
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On holiday, part 3. A yawning Hermione sleepily walks into the kitchen, kisses Fleur good morning
Hermione: Smells great, love. What are you guys making?
Fleur: We’re following this recipe book that was left behind, ma belle
Ginny: Yeah, it says here we’re making blackstrap molasses muffins
Hermione: *blinks slowly three times*
Hermione: Never mind *starts to walk away*
Ginny: What? Didn’t want me to ask about how sweet your muffin gets after adding the str—
Fleur: Well actually, it’s quite sweet before that, too
Hermione: Next time I’m going on holiday by myself!
~~~
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
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On holiday, part 2. Hermione admiring Fleur’s forearms and hands as she uses a citrus reamer to extract fresh juice for their evening cocktails
Harry: Working hard there, Fleur?
Ginny: Oh I think reaming juice out of a fruit is a Delacour specialty. Isn’t that right, ‘Mione?
Hermione:
Ginny:
Fleur: Actually these lemons aren’t nearly as juicy as my Hermi—
Hermione: The worst! *storms off, red-faced*
~~~
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
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*Fleur carrying Hermione*
Hermione: "I'm not too heavy right?"
Fleur: "Remember when I banged you against the wall?"
Fleur: "You were surprisingly light."
Hermione:
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Hermione: "Fleur, why are you following me?"
Fleur: "I'm going to the Great Hall as well."
Hermione: "Then why are you so close to me?"
Fleur: "Because it's warmer this way."
Hermione:
Harry: "She's waiting for the mistletoe."
Fleur: "Shhhh! I can feel it coming!"
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Harry: "What's your plan after your date, Fleur?"
Fleur: "Oh, after our date, I will take her to my flat and eat her."
Harry:
Harry: "You mean eat WITH her?"
Fleur: "Yeah that too."
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Ron: "I think Hermione and Fleur had a fight last night."
Harry: "How'd you know?"
Ron: "Hermione has small bruises on her neck and she can't walk properly."
Ron: "And Gabrielle said that Fleur has scratch marks all over her back."
Harry:
Harry: "Yes Ron. They had a fight."
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