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the-witchhunter · 9 months
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DP x DC: Animal House
Danny can apparently shapeshift, and that’s great!
or it would be great if it wasn’t for the fact he got stuck as an eldritch cat. On the plus side, he can talk to animals like this. Downside: He lacks thumbs and his powers seem to be on the fritz. 
Luckily, he got picked up by the Waynes who seem to think he is some kind of alien cat. It’s actually pretty cool. Lots of soft things and window spots to soak in some sunlight, and, hell, the homemade cat food actually tastes pretty good.
Plus he’s been making friends!
Alfred the cat and Titus are his favorites. Ace is cool but he’s more like an uncle figure. Batcow is chill, but Jerry the turkey is an asshole. Then Dick brings his dog Haley aka Bitewing, so Jason brings his dog Dog, and the whole batfamily of pets is there vibing with Danny.
Then a family emergency happens requiring all hands on deck. Everyone is out of the house and even Alfred is too busy in the Batcave keeping an eye on things to pay attention to the animals. So that can mean only one thing...
Party time!
Danny invites all the DC animals that I remember exists. Krypto the super Dog, Comet the Super Horse, Streaks the Super Cat, Beppo the Super Monkey, Rec the Wonder Dog, and of course Bobo T. Chimpanzee aka Detective chimp, the worlds greatest detective, and the alcoholic ape that’s going to supply the whole party with booze
That’s right, Danny is hosting an animal rager at the Wayne manor, and between his malfunctioning powers, the other super powered animals, and a lot of alcohol, things are going to get WEIRD
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angelxd-3303 · 1 year
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When you only left the lab for five minutes, but your lab assistant is an inquisitive little shit who wondered what that strange leaf power-up did:
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Kitsune Luigi, anyone?
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cephalopodish · 2 months
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lan xichen should have gotten drunk MORE because i think it would have fixed all his problems; jgy and nmj bonding while being forced to babysit Mr. Giggles-i-love-u-so-muchhh
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babyprime · 2 years
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I know we all want a cloaking brooch episode.... but I think it would be infinitely funnier if they only had ONE and had to pass it back and forth
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ohnothisisathing · 3 months
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I think Richas should join Tubbo on his cartoon villain FitPac hater arc because it would be funny.
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impishtubist · 1 year
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Divorced-dads-to-lovers Prongsfoot AU where Sirius and James meet again at Harry’s wedding years after their divorce and get back together WHEN
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I was the only one who thought that Swallow was Joshua?: Probably
I'm going to make an AU about it?: P R O B A B L Y
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nowaxjustanaxe · 2 years
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Thought of thr funniest AU:
After the whole moon debacle, Mumbo decides to take a break in his Redstone testing world, and declines being in the third season of the Life Series. Unfortunately for him, due to having stolen Grian's soul in Season 8, when Grian does the Soullink shenanigans he ends up getting yoinked into the Life server anyway. Now Grian, Mumbo, and Scar have to contend with being the only triad on the server yet still only having a single health bar between the three of them to share.
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are there any characters we follow in the dark materials series or the book of dust that have just completely inconvenient daemons. i want to see someone struggle to keep a fish alive for 300 pages
#so like if a daemon dies the human dies right?#i think ive seen people kill a daemon in the show and then the human dropped dead#though now that i think about it it might just have been unconscious so im not sure#that angel kills father gomezs daemon im  pretty sure#but thats an angel and also made of dust so maybe a special case#maybe a daemon can kill a daemon but can a human kill a daemon?#anyway unrelated to all that#a daemon cant die of natural causes right?#it's not like if you get a rat that now your lifespan is only 2 years#can a daemon die of falling? being shot? drowning?#anyway imagine having to live your life with a portable fish bowl in your backpack#feel like that might be his dark materials as interpreted by douglas adams or smth hjkghjjg#anyway i say fish but what i mean of course is octopus#god imagine that#one of the most tricksy and obnoxious animals and you need to drag it around everywhere in a bowl that it keeps escaping to do mischief#imagine the shenanigans#anyway i dont think daemons are physical like i dont think frogs or whatever dry out#i dont think they feel cold or hot or whatever except for they feel how they human feels#but they cant feel with their own body bc it's not physical#they cant get illnesses except if there are like dust illnesses they could get those but they cant get a virus or anything#they dont eat#but their human feels what they feel so like if youve got a fish out of water the human would feel like they cant breathe i think#anyway gonna be imagining my hdm oc with an octopus daemon now#anti mrs coulter in that the bickering never ends and the thing is just constantly wrapped all around its human#youre trying to have a conversation with someone but youve got a needy octopus in your hair who wants to be involved#help im quickly becoming enamoured with them
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malphantasias · 2 years
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History is written by the victors and very sneaky losers so I think that it would be funny that if there are any direct callbacks to season 1 of empires it should be masked and be misinterpreted as best as possible.
Scott??? You mean the elven king's brother who turned evil?
Katherine? Heard she was deathly allergic to flowers and loathed them.
The Cod Father? Absolutely loved salmon.
Like cmon it would be funny. The empires 1 people would absolutely be rolling in their graves.
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marshmellowtea · 11 months
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we need more fics about littles with caregivers who have divorced parent energy. like, their caregivers don’t have to actually be divorced—they don’t even have to have ever been in a romantic relationship—but they still have that vibe of two people in a custody battle over the regressor(s) in question lmao
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realkermit · 2 years
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We, as a last life society, with all of our red string of fate ideas, have forgotten about on of the core pillars of soulmate aus: hanahaki disease (yknow the one where they cough up flowers if their partner doesn’t love them back)
That’s peak angst babey
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captainredfields · 1 year
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how annoying would chris and a twin brother be? double the grump , double the fun am i right?  
tagging @valour-bound for reasons. nudge nudgeHINTHINT.  👀
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thebirdandhersong · 2 years
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ohohoho Scully would make SUCH a good companion on Doctor Who actually
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meowsgirldrawing · 1 month
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Many Kisses~ (PolyAU! Obey me!)
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Note: I got no excuse for the last one, the demons just love their human too much <3 (And MC is just loving life)
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strange-birb · 6 months
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I had too… I just had too
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