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viridescenttemple · 6 months

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I NEED THIS FUCKING BOTS TO STOP SEX TEXTING ME AND START BUYING ME DINNER FIRST

#vi.txt #IM VERY LAZY #AND DONT WANNA FUCKING SNIPE ALL OF THEM BC ITS TEDIOUS #ALSO its bc its very funny

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quaiids · 1 year

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oh my god you guys… the guys… the them…..

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eddywoww · 6 months

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Halloween prompts!

Have you ever wanted to write something spooky involving your favorite blorbos? Maybe something spooky AND vaguely horny?

Reblog this post and see what you get sent. Write a short (or long, I can’t tell you what to do) prompt with a line of dialogue!

1) “I think we have a ghost.”

2) “Why do you have garlic hanging on the door?”

3) “You can’t bite my neck, that’s too obvious.”

4) “What exactly is this…costume supposed to be?”

5) “To be honest, I don’t have a great hankering to go into the big spooky house.”

6) “Yes, I do think werewolves are real. Would you like to make fun of me some more?”

7) “Don’t think were goin’ anywhere with Count Dracula over there.”

8) “I think you’ll find it’s Frankenstein’s monster, not Frankenstein.”

9) “No offense but I’m getting swamp monster vibes.”

10) “I’m allowed to be a slut on Halloween.”

11) “Aren’t you a little old to be trick or treating?”

12) “Like taking candy from a strange man in a mummy costume.”

13) “Michael Meyers wouldn’t put up with this.”

14) “The ghostface mask stays on during sex.”

15) “I’m not going near a haunted house. You know how I get, I’ll just end up punching someone.”

16) “I can’t be here. Witches always want virgin sacrifices and unfortunately, I fit the bill.”

17) “If you say his name three times…”

18) “I’m not going near a ouija board, so you can stop right there.”

19) “This isn’t scooby doo and I refuse to be Velma. Glasses or not.”

20) “I thought a vampire would have a cooler house, if I’m being honest.”

21) “You ate all my candy. Again.”

22) “I didn’t invite you to pumpkin carving just so you could make fun of my vision.”

23) “This has to be the laziest attempt at a costume I’ve ever seen. I’m into it.”

24) “Halloween is about being both inhumanly scary and ridiculously gay.”

25) “And what if the escaped convict is one of us? What then?”

26) “I’m never doing an escape room with you again.”

27) “What’s not horny about corn mazes?”

28) “I know he’s wearing a scary mask but that isn’t going to stop me.”

29) “If I have a heart attack, I’m blaming it on you.”

30) “I didn’t think demons were real.”

#don’t let this flop I’m proud of it #I won’t be do any of these rn but pls share if you’d like 💕#im very lazy #happy Halloween #doing*

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mirick-vn · 9 months

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I have a fanfic idea where Noé is stuck in a time loop on the day he kills Vanitas. Or atleast a few days before he kills Vanitas or sumn?? Either way, Noé has to kill Vanitas.

Now I think Noé was controlled when he initially killed Vanitas?? By Ruthven, the Teacher, idc, as long as he was mind controlled and as soon as he snapped out and realised he's killed Vanitas he goes fucking batshit crazy and kills the one that cobtrolled him. Which then threw him in the timeloop where he has to kill Vanitas without external uhhhh interference?? Influence? idk, but he basically has to kill Vanitas out of his own will now without the help of numbing his mind because of mind control or some shit.

And Noé, of course tries to change his(or their) fate. Doing his best to avoid leading up to the moment where he has to kill Vanitas. But at the end of each day, no matter how much Noé tries, Vanitas always ends up dying. Either by accident or some other sick circumstance, he always ends up dead in the end. And Noé has to wake up 'the next day' to relive Vanitas' death again some other way.

The cycle repeats until he eventually actually kills Vanitas with his own two hands or some shit without the help of being mind controlled. Once he accomplishes that he passes out and wakes up the next day only to find out that... Vanitas is actually gone now. He finally broke free, he finally won't have to suffer seeing the person he loves dying right before his eyes every day, but it also means he actually went through with killing him. That Vanitas' death this time was by his own hands. And he doesn't know how to cope with that, so he just... breaks.

Or idk, whatever fits

#i need a fanfic of this #i may or may not write this actually #who knows #im very lazy #i might also be mischaracterising them #but im here for the suffering not the accuracy #dont mind my rambling #fanfic ideas #???#ish #idk #idk what to tag this as #vanitas no carte #vnc #vanoé #vanoé my beloved #live laugh love angst #we love angst #angst ideas??

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peppergh0st · 1 year

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Working on a mini comic 💪💪

#dc comics #dc fanart #batman #batdad #jason todd #batblob #nightwing fanart #booster gold and blue beetle ❤️#the flash #my art <3 #made this last year just started working on this again #im very lazy

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vse-kar-vem · 8 months

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someone make an jance playlist stat i need to be thinking about them constantly

#BUT IF ANYONE HAS ONE PLS SHARE #im very lazy #i'll just subsist on my other jo playlists its okay #jan peteh #nace jordan #vee rambles #jan x nace #jance

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shadowsandshapes · 11 months

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I need to

Update my recommendations

Get a new theme and just fix my blog in general lmao

Add Gojo to the masterlist

But uuuugghhhhhh

If you see my icon and shit change, you know why

#ShadeSpeaks #im very lazy #im still using the theme i got when i made the blog #bc i didnt think it would actually take off #aight ill go look for a fun theme after ive eaten

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cupidylagoon · 2 years

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Kids when(legends donw below in case you didnt understans my letter lol)

Bai he(lbd host): mr. Macaque! mr. Macaque! Look what i know how to do

Macaque: *jaw-drop* omg kiddo how do you even do that

Macaque's conscience: tf she's even doing *giggle giggle*

#monkie kid #lego monkie kid #im very lazy #bai he is her name #lbd's host #monkie kid macaque #six eared macaque #jaw-dropped macaque is REAL

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notablytrustableindividual · 1 year

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anyone got any good indie music recs? I'm trying to listen to as much stuff as possible to kill time. I love any genre, so the weirder the better

#indie music #indie rock #im very lazy #whatever you send me cant be worse than metal jazz

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mistocore · 2 years

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tried some kitty inspired glam !! im having fun

also peep my misto ears from when i was like 6 haha

#dont get mad this is my first attempt #also im wayyyy too scared of face paint #my septum ring got in the way of my nose and i didnt wanna take it out #oopz #im very lazy #me #my face #whaoooo

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catmask · 7 months

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does anyone have like an anti aesthetic. like something you look at and can recognize as a complete fashion/interior design/artistic movement and understand it but it makes you shudder seeing it. i am not talking like “its morally bad” “its poorly structured” like just sheerly devoid of joy for you actually invites a repulse response.

#also if it wasnt clear this isnt ‘its bad its lazy’ there is a level of like #completion consistancy i am thinking for with this #personally i really do not enjoy the like. vintage chic long red nails fur coats noir esque aesthetic HOWEVER 💥💥💥#i can recognize that it is put together it is Intentional #i feel like a lot of people are going to say minimalism on this so LET ME SAY 🫰☝️ i recognize that minimalism is Considered an aesthetic #but i *PERSONALLY* do not consider it an aesthetic i consider it the void of one #it is a lapse in aesthetic or personality in the same way a silence in a song is still technically a ‘beat’ but no music is played #however the importance of Space or Breath in design is more akin to a purposeful silence in music #because that silence matters in the same way rhythm and breath in design do #so i guess minimalism is more comparable to like. white noise. the sound of a fan #very little effort and there is a comfort in it i suppose but its not. A Design. okay #TO ME 🤫#if minimalism has one hater its me if minimalism has no haters im dead

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ellearts · 4 months

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Maybe gay art will save me

#hmm #I REALLY SHOULD DRAW THOSE NASTY ASS GAYS #but for now #bless lance art #ItS COMING SOON I SWEAR #im very lazy #rambling

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sheogorath · 1 year

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#im wondering if i should get one because i eat a lot of frozen food #im very lazy #me.txt

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sourlemonadez · 6 months