samijey are gonna make me throw up i love them so much

[video credit: VINTAGEPME on twitter]

You can't catch me now I'm higher than the hopes that you brought down ↳ Can't Catch Me Now - Olivia Rodrigo

Tonight I'm thinking about how Murderbot just.... Casually mentions it had once been disassembled. While conscious. Like. "Yeah I'd rather that not happen. Again."

Murderbot. Buddy. What do you mean again.

Just how disassembled did it get and how did it get out of that situation by itself??

WE WERE THIS CLOSE TO SEEING HIS WINTER OUTFIT

SHANE WAS PROBABLY RIGHT THERE

I get it I'm late to the party

But I'm losing it!

We'll see Shane's winter outfit next time i know it guys! I bet he was right next to marnie, i swear he probably was.

We were so close I know it! Losing my brain cells over this man! Next time, next time! I'm so normal about Shane, I'm just sooo normal

Have you thought about how Squirrelflght's second and final trial would go? (Or her nine lives ceremony, assuming she doesn't die for Bramble's manpain before receiving them.) I like to think after Ashfur's circus, perhaps even her detractors would be at least a little more sympathetic to her.

I absolutely cannot imagine it going any other way than 100% well. I don't even think she'll need a Trial the second time around. After all the shit that happens in BB!TBC??

Recognizing the impostor, definitely being among the first people to know for sure

Joining and aiding the rebellion, if not being one of its primary leaders

Taking over ThunderClan as soon as she's able (with the very frustrating Lionblaze Coup ripped out)

STILL being against the idea of killing the impostor, to try and save as many people as possible, not knowing what's going on

Getting dragged in and then escaping, her first thought being "I need to get help and go back"

Even after all Bramblestar has ever done to her, decreeing that warriors NEVER leave another cat behind

Will definitely be one of the reasons why the Sisters come in to help send so many cats in. Right there is a practical reason for her enemies to acknowledge the value of Fire Alone (though she would be frustrated they even needed A REASON when it was always the right thing to do)

And, most importantly, Ashfur fucking ate Skystar. A 'circus' is putting it nicely, Ashfur just destroyed a big part of the afterlife (the Meadow of Young Stars) and one of Squilf's biggest detractors was murdered by another one.

She looks SO correct right now, you would look stupid for even trying to say "well let's put her on trial. again. after the last one went soo well."

we just finished Day 9 it was really bad today i did not get over my limit thankfully but i am really sick rn, after i ate i just didnt feel well and the pain only got worse from there then i took some medicine and my body rejected it and i threw that up within 5 minutes and after about 20 minutes i went to use the restroom and threw up probably everything i ate that day and rn ive just been trying to keep everything down and its so fxcking hot rn which isnt helping me i think i caught the same stomach bug as my nephew cause he threw up all over me a while ago and my brother caught it from him too just a few days ago and now i got it but i realized my heart rate isnt always super normal this has only been documented twice cause i cant check my hr i dont have a fancy watch but my heart rate has dropped EXTREMELY low at my physical exam last month they documented my resting hr at 47BPM and rn something doesnt feel right i finally had to guts to stomach some water so i took some medicine to help that and if it doesnt ima decide if i wanna go to the ER in the morning (its like 1am rn) and i do i wanna prepare my own food cause they probably gonaa make me eat and so ik im not going over on calories ima pack my own light foods i usually prioritize protein intake but im not doing that the next few days because i just wanna focus on being well hopefully i dont need to go to the hospital and itll pass in a few days. was just giving an update

GUYSSS.... TODAY AT SCHOOL I WAS READING AN SCP ARTICLE JUST MINDING MY OWN BUISSNESS WHEN OUT OF NOWHERE THIS GUY WHO WAS SITTING NEXT TO ME, LOOKED AT MY SCREEN AND WAS LIKE "Ooooo [my real name] is on the hub!!!" BUT THEN AFTER SAYING THAT HE TOOK A DOUBLE TAKE AT MY SCREEN AND SAID SO LOUDLY FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO HEAR "What the fuck is the SCP Foundation? Are you sure you should be on that?" WHEN I TELL YOU MY HEART DROPPED SO FAST. I'M DEAD RN. CRYING, SHAKING, THROWING UP. THIS IS WORSE THAN LITERALLY ANY SCP ARTICLE I'VE EVER READ. SAVE ME GUYS.

SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGG ACTUALLY AT THE FUCKING REVEALS IN LAW’S BACKSTORY?!?? WILL I FINALLY FUCKING LEARN ABOUT WHAT THE WILL OF “D” IS BECAUSE MY GOD I NEED TO KNOW ALSO CORA SPEAKING TO LAW FOR THE FIRST TIME LIKE MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON IM SCREAMING IM FREAKING ACTUALLY WHAT THE FUCK

rawest moment in videogame history

GUYS. WE'RE GETTING IT

honestly i was NOT prepared for dickey goose’s commentary on eursulon’s feelings about his body and his glamour and how that influenced his choices in-game to hit me square in the gender today

✨ Reading that one chapter in TWK✨

"He presses his mouth to my ear, kissing me there."

"He doesn't kiss me as though he's angry; his kiss is soft, yearning."

""Tell me that you hate me." "I hate you." He kisses me harder."

"I hate you so much that sometimes i can't think of anything else."

"He kisses me again, and it's like falling off a cliff."

"I don't want him to stop."

"This is an absolutely terrible idea."

"I could gather up my things and go. I don't."

"My hands are shaking. He captures them and kisses my knuckles with a kind of reverence."

"I want to tell you so many lies."

"his tail curling against his leg then twisting to coil against mine, soft as a whisper."

"I feel as though I'm drowning in sensation."

"I hate that I throw my head back, baring my throat. I hate the way I cling to him..."

NEW BENDY GAME ANNOUNCED NEW BENDY GAME ANNOUNCED NEW BENDY GAME ANNOUNCED NEW BENDY GAME ANNOUNCED

GUYS IM GOING CRAZY HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS ON THE BSD WIKI BEFORE????

What i think i love the most about the live action is just how much love there is? Yeah its different from the anime, but honestly....kinda better. I love how kind they all are, the strawhats clearly just love each other already, their own little family