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cryptidfrenzy · 1 year

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Fighting ancient curses (I’m having a migraine)

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your-pretty-sacrificial-lamb · 1 year

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Men want me.

Women fear me.

The government is after me for the unexplainable events that occurred in a small village in 1846 that suspiciously traces back to me.

I am a [redacted]

#your pretty sacrificial lamb #cryptid #cryptidcore #cryptid posting #chaoscore #bastardcore #im literally a cryptid #eldritch horror #shitpost #cryptozoology

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kotlcslanderslays · 1 year

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Shhh, I’m trying to summon the cryptids in the woods

#im literally a cryptid #cryptidcore #crowcore #unintelligible goblin noises #goblin community #goblincore

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trannibalcorpse · 11 months

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everyone's eyes on me when i walk into a room is not what i want, i need lightning to flash and thunder rumbling and crows cawing ominously

#corvid #cryptidcore #corvidcore #cryptids #im literally a cryptid

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hellishgayliath · 3 months

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When it comes to cooking I want Raph to be that guy who's afraid of the hot oil popping everywhere and literally shielding himself from getting hit with it and Mikey to be the one who just straight up sticks his hands in a hot pot of boiling water or w/e, just completely unfazed and unbothered like he's a seasoned vet of the kitchen who has looked into the devils face himself

#rottmnt #the cryptid talks #i say raph cuz im literally speaking from experience xD #i be covering my arms up just when im cooking spam man #mikey should be a force to be feared sometimes #january is silly idea month for meeee #draw idea #i should go to sleep

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swiftcast-selene · 20 days

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30: Dawn

he'd stayed up all night for this. seeing the sun - the proper sun - crest the horizon again... it had all been worth it.

#miqomarch #miqomarch 2024 #ffxiv miqo'te #final fantasy 14 #seeker of the sun #shb spoilers in tags... beware #essentially he. was brought in like. a while after alphinaud but before alisaie #and spent a whole year on the first on his own - no selene no sagra #and since selene is his conduit: with none of his healing magic either.#so without any magic or any knowledge of the local plants #it was like he had been stripped of literally all purpose #which as you can imagine for a man who mostly views himself through the lens of 'how can i help others'#was not great for his mental health!#mostly he just became some sort of lydha lran cryptid of sorts #wandering the fog in old tattered voeburt clothes #waving a rusty old sword around to keep people out of the pixies' home #(since his soul is still owned by selene they couldn't really do anything to him)#which eventually ended with him having some sort of Thing with urianger #BUT. once sagra made it back with selene #and once they talked a lot of stuff out - its a long story -#there was definitely something like. oh. fuck. oh fuck yes this is the reason im here. this was worth it.#to see the relief on everyone's face on the crystarium #we're going thru shb again HEHE i have a lot of thoughts about himmm. my little GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#miqomarch fans how excited are we to almost be done btw???

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cryptidclaw · 6 months

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omg omg whisperingclan sapphic polycule pleaaase be real... one day.. i dream...

also its melanie anon here and OH MY GOD i have so many thoughts on her and jon... they parallel each other soooo much. like in the scene where she offered him friendship and he rejected. like. shes him if he chose to Get Help instead of giving into more self destruction. shes what he could have been hypothetically. and i think thats crazzzyyy. anyway mhm yes im normal

Ehehw omg what if Trans masc lesbian Skipspot??? Sapphic polycule real???

U kno what I'm rooting for u Skipspot, bro is crushing hard on his married bff , let his hopless romantic dreams be tru LOL

Also...

NO FOR REAL Melanie is jon if he let himself accept what happened to him and the truth if the world and supernatural. Melanie is jon if he knew how to get some fucking therapy.

If jon got some therapy and healthy emotional support they could be besties and I believe that.

I hold them

#skipspot literally helped Sunmane confess this is so funny to me #skip is a disaster oml #also rip to all my non tma fan followers (most of u) my other hyperfixation has infected this blog and im not even sorry #cryptid answers #Whisperingclan #clangen

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electrosweaters-arts · 7 months

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PLEASE- PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE ME YOUR HYDE X ADAM HEADCANONS! I HAVE BEEN OBSESSED WOTH THIS WEIRD CRACKSHIP FOREVER SO PLZ GIVE ME YOUR HEADCANONS

FINALLY THE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND HOW PERFECT THEY ARE FOR EACH OTHER <3 GAHHH I TALK ABOUT THEM SO MUCH ITS HARD TO EVEN THINK OF WHAT HEADCANONS TO TALK ABOUT

Fucked up that you can get banned from tumblr for saying what Adam and Hyde are doing to each other but I will try

First of all, their ship name is Creationshipping <3 @lonely-space-egg came up with it and I'm obsessed with it thank you Peri

They're in an open/polyamorous relationship and Hyde is also dating Utterson, hi Utterson \O. Adam and Utterson are very good friends <3

Hyde loves when Adam holds him but usually he won't ask to be and will instead just start trying to climb up Adam until he picks him up.

Adam is incredibly encouraging of all Hyde's indulgences, they both encourage each other to act without worrying what others think and to Adam? Hyde can commit a few felonies, as a treat. It's cute

Hyde initially avoided telling Adam that he was a scientist since he was afraid Adam would take it badly due to his relationship with Victor

Adam loves animals but animals HATE Hyde so he makes sure to keep them away from him for both their safety. He tried to keep a pet rabbit once and Hyde had to get 30 stitches

Adam is one of the only people Hyde has spilled his entire life story to, along with all the trauma of his childhood has Jekyll and nuances of his relationships with his family and friends, and all the pressure and stress and guilt that lead up to him creating Hyde in the first place. He actually surprised himself with how quickly he opened up to Adam but he just seemed like he could understand on a level no one else could, and he did <3

Hyde has a constant fear of abandonment and sneaks some of Adam's clothing out with him whenever he leaves so he can sniff it if he's feeling lonely. Adam noticed and started leaving out gym clothes for him.

Adam sometimes bends down to Hyde's level in public and whispers something that makes Hyde burst out laughing, falling on the ground and everything, making a scene.

Hyde has trouble sleeping because his form causes him to have a ton of increased adrenaline at all times, but Adam's tired he lets him hold him while he sleeps and Hyde spends pretty much the entire time awake and wide-eyed staring at the wall.

When Hyde does sleep he is a BED HOG, he somehow takes up more space than an 8 foot tall man and sleeps with all of his limbs out. He also takes all the blankets only to then ball them up underneath his feet.

Sometimes Hyde just wordlessly plops his entire body weight onto Adam and they lay like that for hours not saying a word

Hyde was a bit uneasy at first finding out about Adam's interest in religion but he actually ended up being an incredibly good source of comfort whenever Hyde would spiral due to his religious trauma

Adam likes to sing little songs to Hyde when they're alone <3

Usually when they fight it's a result of Hyde getting too riled up or overwhelmed and he storms off somewhere, only to come back later once he's calmed down and plonk down like this so they can actually talk about it (doodle by @internetwerewolf )

More specific to CC but Hyde buys all of Adam's clothes for him and pays for pretty much anything he needs, partly just to treat him right and partly just because he doesn't want him leaving to go work all the time

And some for Jekyll-sided Creationshipping <3

Jekyll likes to trace his fingers along Adam's stitching, usually he does it absentmindedly while theyre just cuddling/talking but sometimes he gets completely lost in thought studying them. He finds them beautiful and they're one of Adam's biggest insecurities but he's allowed to touch them <3

Adam teases Jekyll way more than he does Hyde, he likes how overblown his reactions get to it

Jekyll really likes the deep pressure stim Adam holding him gives when he's having a meltdown. they are so autism4autism

^ also Hyde does this.

#im literally right on all of these by the way and no one is allowed to tell me otherwise #i know about them #edward hyde #mr hyde #adam frankenstein #the creature #frankenstein #creationshiipping #hyde x the creature #hyde x adam #jekyll and hyde #dr jekyll and mr hyde #cryptid college stuff #asks

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paul-simon-juggling · 10 months

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Simon & Garfunkel: ✨️Glasses Edition ✨️

#there are so very many pictures of paul with glasses in the mid 80s but these are all I could find of artie #apart from recent pics where he's older #so feel free to add to this :))#art is a literal cryptid whenever I try to find photos of him istg #compared to paul #cos i like them to have an equal number of photos in posts like this but I struggle to find a whole lot of pics of artie #there will be like 5 pics of artie and 20 of paul and its a struggle #if paul could just stay at home for like 4 seconds that would be grand #if art could come outside and get his picture taken #give me something to work with #idk if this is just me #where are y'all finding your gay uncle images?#he is a cryptid as far as im concerned #lost media ass #simon and garfunkel #simon & garfunkel #s&g #art garfunkel #paul simon #anyway they both look very nice in glasses or whatever this post was 😭

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drifloonz · 10 months

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i think how i write steven as a ""retired cryptid"" is extremely funny bc he still lives in pallet town. just in a walled-off part. he would never willingly reintegrate with society fully but just. imagine if he did at least partially. imagine if some delivery guy came to pallet town and was like asking the residents where a "mr. steven" would live and theyre all like

"The guy on the edge of the town???? The cryptid??? Our local boogeyman???" "yea that one"

#wispy chatters #steven strangled red #big tag ramble on this one i have THOUGHTS i LOVE domesticated cryptid steven #its funnier bc his 'side' of pallet to the west or whatever is walled off #and i imagine its walled off enough to the point where its like hard to climb or jump over ( at least if you're short or weak )#so its just like. the deliveryguy has to go thru that. and has to text steven like. 'Dude i cant deliver the package like this'#and hes just like 'idk drop it on the other side'.#deliveryman just goes 'i am not legally liable if the package gets damaged ok' and steven just groans #and goes outside to reach his hands above the weird stone gates and picks up the package and just goes back in his house #Imagine domesticated cryptid steven is what im saying.#i also like to imagine he'd scare the residents for fun by ominously sitting at the edge of the stone gates at night #and glaring at people w his red eyes.#for literally no reason other than to scare people bc he probably finds scaring people funny #i call him a retired cryptid but hes still pallet towns local cryptid who is really playing into the role after he stopped actually killing #and also probably when he was too but like less so.#imagine theres like a day dedicated to steven in pallet for some reason where people just offer things near the gate for him to pick up #bc its smth the kids of pallet who were told the story of steven just kind of imagined like #'oh well sometimes you give offerings to legendaries or during ceremonies. or so the cryptid at the edge of town doesnt eat us.'#imagining the residents of pallet or whatever and sometimes other people drop him gifts on like... his birthday or the date of The Incident #and also cuz yk during his depression spiral ppl constantly gave him gifts #i think he'd just be very confused and very conflicted esp if they did make it on the Incident Day bc hes just like.#'i dont want your pity.' but then the day after all of the gifts r gone cuz he took them anyways.#almost all of them r prob given to miki bc its 'her' day unless its food then he splits it between em. and his partner if he has 1.#he just sees it as 'oh cool i dont have to go to the grocery store today. thanks.'#also prob happens on other dates too like christmas/halloween/his birthday #I think if steven was more normally adjusted and his side of pallet was open he'd make his house a haunted house on halloween #and would just scare people for funsiez and if he caught them he just throws them out . maybe give candy n then do tht if theyre a kid.

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cryptidfrenzy · 1 year

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These are the official genders btw:

• black cat with 3+ eyes

• fresno nightcrawler

• mothman

• [redacted]

• not deer

#cryptidcore #cryptid #cryptic #bastardcore #cursed #chaoscore #im literally a cryptid #shitpost #cryptids #crowcore #weirdcore #goblincore #mothman #cryptozoology #cryptidposting #trans #lgbt #genderfluid

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your-pretty-sacrificial-lamb · 1 year

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Dear followers,

Today I offer you

✨Absolutely Nothing✨

Tomorrow?

Who knows!

#your pretty sacrificial lamb #cryptid #cryptidcore #bastardcore #chaoscore #cryptid posting #im literally a cryptid #shitpost

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kotlcslanderslays · 1 year

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Im paying the prices for being an adorable gremlin today (dizzy head) s p i n s p i n

#im literally a cryptid #chaos gremlin #bastardcore #chaoscore #headache #s p i n #unintelligible goblin noises

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trannibalcorpse · 1 year

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replacing someone's brain with super noodles. but attaching all the nerves so it functions. but they also have a little snack. :)

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ronkeyroo · 1 year

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Not on anon bc I’m not a coward but your art is incredible and breathtaking and literally fucking goals and we didn’t interact much on the bread server but you seemed like such a genuinely nice person and I think we’d love to have you back!

#brave soul spotted no anon we die like men and love VISIBLY!!! god bless i love ur energy #Ronkey Replies #Ask memes #Tender Vibes #nocturance #dude!!!! 🥺🥺🥺 im so flattered to read this yo!!!!#Ive enjoyed my time with you folks on the bread server so much im just literally such a cryptid its hard for me to stay consistent on disco #on discord #But id love to stop by and be with yall again!!!!!#imagine the bread is all of my silly vilkas and farkas art #thank you sm for the love and appreciation im ;_; love u skyrim community #and id love to hang out sometime again!

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sleepless-in-starbucks · 1 year

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whoever decided every single adult dental product needs to be mint flavoured needs to be shot

#the cryptid speaks #i stg im going to scream #for context: i Hate mint. it burns my mouth and even the scent usually fucks with me #i am also an adult who hates brushing his teeth but is Trying so hard #and it is made 100 times harder when i cant Use 99% of the options available to me #this post is inspired specifically by the fact i could literally not find any non-mint mouthwash Except for some children's ones #which is upsetting and probably will not help my teeth as much as the adult ones #but i dont have that OPTION bc the dental industry HATES me #anyways im Fine just once again upset at mint . pls if u also hate everything dental mint reblog and support me #we can start a rebellion /d

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