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wisefancrown · 3 days
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for those who still think Robert isn’t queer, may this video be evidence of your obliviousness…
i’ve never seen this video, but I am so glad i found it. thank you oblivious middle aged+ white lady on instagram who has an uncanny amount of underground/rare LZ vids yet seems in capable of connecting the dots in their voluminous archive.
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indulgnc · 1 year
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someone holding back a sneeze bc they dont wanna get turned on by releasing it :)
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Yep this man is the school plug.
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And he be with Choji and Kiba doing drugs and runs all the time.
They just be driving around dropping shit off making bank.
His snap is never dry. He's got hoes. And them mfs who ask for shit but he half swipes a lot. He unadds people if someone didn't send them to him.
And that's how you met him.
He goes to your school but you never really acknowledged the fact that he was even there. He wasn't even there half the time.. or he came in super late because he sleeps in.
You were looking for a plug and your friend Kiba had told you Shikamaru's snap and that he's a good one.
I'm walking with Kiba outside. It's dark, and we're on our way to a party.
I'd been looking to smoke thc but I literally can't find a plug.
"Kiba?" I interupt whatever the hell he was ranting about.
"Hm? Whats up baby?" He asks, ignoring his last debate.
"I need a plug. And I can't find anyone." I say softly.
"Ahhh. You know Shikamaru? Pony tail, never shows up, always sleeping in class?" He takes a hit of his nic.
I nod, snatching his pen out of his hand and take a hit, blowing the smoke in Kiba's face.
"He's the ultimate. Add him on snap it's marugetsts." He explains as we reach the house where we hear loud music and see led lights from outside.
"Is he at the party?" I ask while adding him on snap.
"Oh 100 percent." Kiba says, opening the large wooden door, walking into the large castel.
I walk behind him, I hear a snap notification.
He added me back. That was fast.
Shikamaru: yo.
Me: heyyy
Shikamaru: wsg u here?
Me: yea wya
Shikamaru: second floor third room
Me: who's up there
Shikamaru: Choji, waiting on Kiba
Me: Kiba's with me, heading up rn ;)
Shikamaru: igh see ya soon
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"Second floor third room." I tell Kiba and lead him up there.
He follows behind me, pushing through all the people there.
We finally make it and I enter the room.
"Yo." Shikamaru says briefly.
"Heyy." I drag out the y.
"Come're." He pats the spot next to him on the bed.
"Shikamaru can I go get food now that Kiba's here?" Choji asks.
"Hm yeah Kiba you're going with him." Shikamaru nods.
"What? Why do I need to go with him?" Kiba asks frantically.
"Because I'm not sending him down there alone, so go." He points his chin to the door.
"I'm hungry anyways.. let's go Cho." Kiba walks out and Choji follows.
"I heard you were an elite plug or something like that?" I question, not really wanting a genuine answer.
"Only the best." He shrugs and puts a hand on my knee.
"Mm. Give me that." I lean over him to get the vape pen on the opposite side of him on the bed.
I can feel his gaze on me. I can smell that shit eating grin he has on his face right now. I stay in that position for a second and on my way back to where I was sitting I lightly graze his upper thigh portion.
Once I'm sitting back right next to him, my thigh against his, he puts a hand on my thigh and squeezes it.
"So.. It's lush babe." He says as he notices me looking around the pen for the flavor.
I take a hit, tasting the flavor of watermelon hit my tongue so beautifully.
He holds his hand out for me to give it to him and he pulls me onto him.
I'm straddling him, watching him hit the device.
He takes his free hand and opens my mouth, coming closer to me.
For a second I was convinced he was going to kiss me.
Until I see his mouth open slightly and I feel the warm air flow into my mouth.
Once it's done I breathe all the smoke into my lungs.
"Hot damn." He says, slapping my ass with both hands and squeezing tightly, assuring a red mark to be there under my skin tight red dress.
I wrap my arms around his neck and allow them to rest on his shoulders.
We kiss.
I don't even know how it all happened. But it did. Here I am. Kissing the school plug.
I start grinding against him because at this point I'm horny as fuck and in desperate need to get some friction.
"Mm.. so you just realized how sexy I am huh?" He smirks.
"You've always been hot. Just never shot my shot towards the school druggie." I roll my eyes and buck my hips harder.
He grinds back, bucking his hips hard into mine.
I moan loudly, tucking my head into the crook of his neck.
"Fuck baby.." He groans out.
"Uh.. Maru p-please." I moan.
I'm practically bouncing on his clothed cock.
"Want it?" He asks softly, pulling up my dress to reveal the top of my lacey panties.
"Please." I bring my head up and unbuckle his dad belt, pulling his pants down.
He pulls down my panties and leads his tip to my entrance.
I slide down on his large cock.
It hurt like hell at first but fuck it felt so good.
I rode his cock.
Bouncing up and down.
" 'm close Maru.." I moan out.
"Cum baby. Cum all over my cock f'me." He says softly and sensually.
That made the knot in my stomach snap.
I came all over him, and continued riding out my high until he cums inside me.
Our heavy breathing mixes.
We hear knocking on the door.
"Let us in!!" We hear Kiba yell out.
I quickly get up and pull my panties back up, wobbling everywhere.
I pull my dress down and by then he's fully put together again.
I go let them in and Kiba smirks at me.
"So cheif, why was the door locked?" He asks.
"It wasn't, fuckin weakling. Yall just can't build up enough strength to open a fuckin door." Shikamaru says before I can respond.
I nod and giggle.
Oh my lord.
I walk back to sit next to him.
"You on birth control?" He whispers to me.
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bonedom · 2 years
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Would u rather do it with clothes on or clothes off? And what about your partner?
clothes on can be so hot, just desperately grinding on each other before undressing. clothes on and off are equally good. but wait now i’m thinking of me stripping my partner and keeping my clothes on while i fuck them. making them feel exposed and embarrassed. yeah, that’s even better.
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iamyourdensityy · 1 year
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bruh apparently ao3 was down and I missed the usual "ao3 is down" Tumblr event
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neshajblog · 1 year
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I be so high scrolling through other ppl’s blogs that I start to think I’m on my feed and end up reblogging mad post 😭 prolly annoying tf outta ppl lmaoo
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the-side-blog777 · 2 years
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