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damianifm · 4 years
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oh  my  god  ,  was  that  really  elio  damiani  getting  out  of  the  uber  ?  no  way  .  they  must  be  the  splitting  image  of  lorenzo  zurzolo  .  i  hear  the  twenty  -  one  year  old  is  worth  at  least  $95m  ,  and  have  at  least  22m  followers  on  twitter  .  the  ex  child  actor  /  heir  has  been  in  the  tabloids  for  years  ,  but  strangely  enough  nothing  but  them  being  purely  sagacious .  i’m  just  waiting  for  their  pedantic  tendancies  to  shine  through  .  with  lavishsecrets  out  in  the  open  ,  it’s  just  a  matter  of  time  before  redacted  is  revealed  .
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*  hey  guys  !  it’s  fawn  again,  back  at  it  w  another  intro  !  this  one  turned  out  a  lil  rambly,  but  we  move  !  u  know  the  drill  ...  like  this  to  plot,  &  look  out  for  an  im  either  from  this  account  or  nisrine’s  account  (  because  i’m  Messy  like  that  )  !
*   S  T  A  T  I  S  T  I  C  S.
full  name:  elio  francisco  gabriele  damiani. nicknames:  eli  ,  to  a  select  few. gender  /  pronouns:  cis  male  ,  he/him birthdate:  november 1st. zodiac:  scorpio. sexual  /  romantic  orientation:  bisexual.
*   B  A  C  K  G  R  O  U  N  D.
elio  was  the  son  that  the  damiani's  had  always  been  secretly  praying  for,  falling  into  the  position  of  their  third  (  and  final  )  child.  although  they  wouldn't  admit  it  for  the  sake  of  their  image,  they  had  always  planned  for  a  son  to  take  over  the  family  business  -  despite  having  two  strong  &  very  capable  daughters  befalling  their  son's  birth.  besdies,  the  damiani's  had  always  been  very  conservative  in  their  ways;  with  giuliana  damiani  sweeping  her  girls  away  from  all  matters  business,  and  lucian  damiani  taking  his  son  eagerly  under  his  wing.
elio  was  sculpted  into  the  man  his  parents  envisioned  him  to  be  pretty  much  from  the  minute  he  was  born.  his  education  was  above  par,  his  schedule  filled  with  tutoring  sessions  &  extra  curricular  activities,  with  young  elio  bombarded  with  the  constant  reminder  that  he  would  achieve  so  much  more  than  his  peers,  until  he  began  to  believe  it  himself.
his  short  -  winded  acting  career  was  more  accidental  than  anything  else.  he  was  scouted  for  a  role  by  a  family  friend,  and  ended  up  starring  in  a  disney  show  from  the  age  of  twelve  to  sixteen.  not  that  elio  would  admit  it,  but  it  was  probably  the  most  fun  &  the  most  he'd  felt  like  a  kid  his  entire  childhood  (  &  he  sometimes  ponders  whether  he  could  have  made  it  big  as  an  actor  ).  his  parents  weren't  hugely  thrilled  about  his  involvement,  with  the  fear  that  it  may  impede  on  their  own  plans  for  their  son,  and  he  was  swiftly  encouraged  not  to  take  on  any  further  roles  once  the  show  came  to  an  end.  the  show  was  a  huge  success,  however,  and  it  earned  elio  an  active  following  online  -  many  of  whom  still  keep  up  with  him  today.
*   E  X  T  R  A  S.
how  likeable  elio  is  probably  depends  on  how  entitled  your  muse  is  ...  because  this  guy  ?  thinks  the  world  revolves  around  him.  he  can  be  pretty  judgemental  about  pretty  much  everything  &  has  never  been  humble  a  day  in  his  life  <3  his  parents  expertly  hand-crafted  a  huge  egomaniac  ! 
that  said,  i  wouldn’t  say  elio  is  purposefully  rude  (  unless  he  doesn’t  like  you,  then  he  will  actively  go  out  of  his  way  to  be  a  dick  ),  more  so  he  is  too  oblivious  to  realize  that  he’s  massively  ignorant  👀  it’s  highly  likely  that  he’s  made  himself  some  enemies  over  the  years,  whether  that  be  intentional  or  not.  he’s  certainly  not  as  poised  as  his  parents  would  have  wished  for  him  to  be,  &  can  sometimes  get  caught  out  by  the  paparazzi  &  paper  headlines  for  getting  himself  in  trouble  /  bad  situations.
his  random  passion  is  languages  -  he’s  fluent  in  english,  italian,  &  spanish,  &  has  been  studying  russian  &  mandarin  for  years.  it’s  probably  one  of  the  only  things  he’s  entirely  grateful  that  his  parents  pushed  him  to  pursue.
relationships  are  viewed  as  a  distraction,  so  elio  has  never  entirely  invested  himself  into  anybody.  he's  had  flings,  &  some  close  calls,  but  never  the  real  deal.  he  keeps  people  at  arms  length,  &  likes  to  pretend  that  he  doesn’t  need  anything  more  than  that.  although  he  wouldn't  describe  himself  as  closeted,  nobody  in  his  family  is  aware  of  his  sexuality.
in  typical  dAdDy  iSsUeS  fashion,  elio  holds  a  mixed  view  of  his  parents.  there’s  definitely  underlying  resentment  towards  his  dad  for  the  toxic  environment  he  created  for  him  as  a  kid  who  was  never  really  allowed  to  discover  who  he  could  be,  yet  a  sort  of  admiration  of  the  power  &  security  his  father  holds.  similarly,  he  adores  his  mother,  but  her  role  in  their  family  dynamic  hasn’t  gone  unnoticed  -  and  he  can’t  help  but  regard  her  as  weak.
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jaratejar · 5 years
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what's ur sexuality headcannons for the mercs?? :3
hi thanks for the ask im gonna marry you
pyro is ambiguous, i don't rlly have that much of an opinion but i love hearing everyone else's 🥺 my favorite is probably pyro being a lesbian or a nb lesbian
scout is a trans bisexual icon valve told me so. being the youngest in the group he's also the most knowledgeable on this stuff and is super active in protests and civil rights stuff
soldier is trans bisexual solidarity with scout!!! that's why he and scout get on so well, they came out to each other quite early on and have been brothers ever since!! hes heavily masc-leaning with his attraction though, unlike scout
demoman is pansexual with a preference towards women. he's a complete ladies man try and tell me he isn't
heavy is a gay trans man, he's a lot more open about it than other members of his team and he's always grateful to come from a family that's so supportive (his sisters are gay too fight me)
engineer is a gay man!! i also do rlly like trans engie hcs
sniper is a closeted gay man. he's SO heavily gay coded it's honestly a bit ridiculous. i also rlly like trans sniper hcs bc i think his gay coding could easily be interpreted as trans coding too
medic is bisexual but not rlly interested in romantic relationships. i do like the idea that he used to be married to a woman but i don't see him as a very romantically active person (apart from with heavy!!!!)
and finally spy is pansexual and trans! he doesn't rlly have a preference
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atltheshow · 5 years
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Okay
So, I have an Instagram by this same name that I use to vent to my friends, but it's gotten too close plus they know too many people. Imma keep it anonymous obviously just in case but here we go
This is really for me to just document my summer this year bc I'm literally strung out on caffeine and painkillers at all times
So a few things you need to know: I have a chronic connective tissue disorder which is the scary way of saying I have ligamental laxity. My joints don't stay together. As I type this my ankle is out. Anyone, I had a surgery 6/26/15, aka the day gay marriage was legalized in the US. Another important thing, I am bisexual with almost an even split. I stopped taking highschool classes after my sophomore year and have taken them at my local community college instead. This is because I'm big depressed and big anxious so I couldn't do school. I work at my CC as a math tutor for ever math below Calc I, including developmental. I want to be a orthopedic surgeon and am going for a duel bachelor's in petroleum and mine engineering as premed. I have an older and younger brother, both of which I adore but get on my nerves too much. My older brother went to an in state university for his freshman year, decided he wasn't ready for the move, and is coming to the same CC as me, as a year below me, his high school senior sister. My young brother just finished his first year in traditional high school, at a different high school than I went to. He's a competitive gymnast. My father works out of town and my mom stays at home. I cannot drive yet, but as of today I am eligible to get my license. I am largely into the robotics Program in our county, where I was second in command as of last season, was second lead of programming, safety assist, scouting assist and head fabrication. I truly love robotics. I also golf, and love watching it, yes I am upset about Woodland okay.
So here's where we introduce my few main groups of friends:
Robotics friends
School friends
SPS friends (my middle school friends)
Friends ;)
So some of these overlap, majority of those in it don't.
Robotics:
My absolute best friend, who we will call Syrup is was on my robotics team, she's a year older and aged out. We met my freshman year of highschool. She's amazing and I love he's so dearly.
Cross, literally the male version of me. He's dating Syrup. He was first in command of the team this year. Also aged out. Him and syrup broke up for a few months and it was weird for the friend group but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. I also love and adore him.
Heat is one of my oldest physically. She was a mentor on the team but me and my brother ended up getting really really close with her. She's super thoughtful and sincere. She's in school to be a clinical counselor.
Pooky is old as well. He's a redneck. He is also Hispanic. He mentors and I got really close to him after me and Cross basically annoyed him into going to dinner with us after a robotics meeting one summer. Now he's by far one of my favorite people. Also asked out heat when they were seniors in high school.
Dementia is the oldest physically. He was honestly a fluke. One of pookys friends that he asked to come by one day and we all ended up liking him. He was on the team and already knew Heat, Cross, and pooky. We convinced him to come to dinner with us the same day we convinced pooky. He's honestly the funniest person I know. He works as an engineer at the local forklift company.
Button-lives an hour and a half away but is going to college another 4 hours away. Met through my brother but then we became really good friends. I call him button bc he gave me one of his buttons from robotics and it was the nicest thing ever. He also stayed up with my during Ramadan at 5 in the morning when I couldn't sleep in pain. He knew I was hurting and he sacrificed what little sleep he could have for me and I am forever grateful and I don't think he realizes. One time he drove down to see me and it still makes my heart warm. He's someone I would have shot my shot a long time ago if we weren't an hour and a half away and drastically different religions.
Shea- named after his dog bc I know he'd love that. I know how weird it sounds but I'm in love. I would marry him tomorrow if he asked. He's predental at our towns uni, and honors. He was first in command of our team last year. He mentored scouting this year :).
Small robotics characters
jamin- was really close with him for two years, then he went to college and fratted, now works two hours away. I love him and miss him
Jew-not really Jewish. Very sweet. Very handsome. Very funny
Lampshade- little Bros best friend. Athletic and smart. Good child.
Weeny-had a crush on his, honestly super sweet and just a great personality. 12/10 pure.
Noodle- dated syrup then had a FWB thing with me. Broke it off after a dumb joke gone wrong. Still miss him tbh.
Eggroll- Shea's best friend. About to be a junior in college. Hits me up for nudes. Super energetic.
School friends
I have three. FOUR
Harvard- he earned the name. Smart and determined boy. I met him in middle school. Absolute softy and I love it. Super athletic. We have the type of friendship where we listen to each other super well but have no idea what's happening. He'll talk about baseball to me and I talk about robotics to him. Do either of us absorb it? No. Do we still listen? Yes.
Dorks- changed his last name a bit but it fits. Became bff's in art history. Sold him drugs once. Minnesotan. We're starting a podcast together. Literally super chill as a friend
Cow- sounds so mean to call her that but it's her favorite animal. She's special needs but I still don't know how. She's a real G. There through everything.
Jazz- tall lanky. Sweet. Plays jazz. I miss him. Was gonna go to prom with him then didn't. Oh well. Button helped me through that mess as well.
Sps
Confused- theater kid. That's all
Dragon- strange, doesn't like touch. Goes to Catholic hs
Draw-art who programs too. Goes to special math school 2 hours away. DM
I have a dnd campaign going with them so I probably couldve used their character names bc even if they found this blog they'd just be like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Friends ;)
Boy oh boy. Most of these overlap tbh. Noodle boy, lampshade and Eggroll belong here
Callaway- never actually met in person. We talk about golf and send nudes. Ideal person tbh.
Neck- am a year older. Mentored his Lego robotics team. Asks for nudes daily. Occasionally gets them.
Step-was my old neighbor. Homeschooled until 7th grade. Very very large. Kinda scary tbh. Send occasionally, dislocated my ankle sucking his dick once
Titan- named after his truck, which I lost my virginity in. We have. An interesting relationship. Met him through a friend not mentioned. He hit on me, we talked, it wasn't gonna work as bf/gf but it would as fwb bc they're was mutual attraction on that end. The first time we met in person I gave him a handjob. December 2018 he told me he needed a break bc his mental health was failing, okay whatever. Comes back around March, do stuff quite often. The other day though, we just got done, and he told me he needed another break bc all he did was run to me for sex when he was sad. Totally cool but he also removed me from stuff so he wouldn't be tempted. Kinda sucks and im honestly a little hurt bc then the friendship is gone too but honestly it's probably for good. He will come back.
Anyway it's late and me and Harvard are both sad so gn, posts soon to come.
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