oh my god , was that really elio damiani getting out of the uber ? no way . they must be the splitting image of lorenzo zurzolo . i hear the twenty - one year old is worth at least $95m , and have at least 22m followers on twitter . the ex child actor / heir has been in the tabloids for years , but strangely enough nothing but them being purely sagacious . i’m just waiting for their pedantic tendancies to shine through . with lavishsecrets out in the open , it’s just a matter of time before redacted is revealed .
* hey guys ! it’s fawn again, back at it w another intro ! this one turned out a lil rambly, but we move ! u know the drill ... like this to plot, & look out for an im either from this account or nisrine’s account ( because i’m Messy like that ) !
* S T A T I S T I C S.
full name: elio francisco gabriele damiani.
nicknames: eli , to a select few.
gender / pronouns: cis male , he/him
birthdate: november 1st.
zodiac: scorpio.
sexual / romantic orientation: bisexual.
* B A C K G R O U N D.
elio was the son that the damiani's had always been secretly praying for, falling into the position of their third ( and final ) child. although they wouldn't admit it for the sake of their image, they had always planned for a son to take over the family business - despite having two strong & very capable daughters befalling their son's birth. besdies, the damiani's had always been very conservative in their ways; with giuliana damiani sweeping her girls away from all matters business, and lucian damiani taking his son eagerly under his wing.
elio was sculpted into the man his parents envisioned him to be pretty much from the minute he was born. his education was above par, his schedule filled with tutoring sessions & extra curricular activities, with young elio bombarded with the constant reminder that he would achieve so much more than his peers, until he began to believe it himself.
his short - winded acting career was more accidental than anything else. he was scouted for a role by a family friend, and ended up starring in a disney show from the age of twelve to sixteen. not that elio would admit it, but it was probably the most fun & the most he'd felt like a kid his entire childhood ( & he sometimes ponders whether he could have made it big as an actor ). his parents weren't hugely thrilled about his involvement, with the fear that it may impede on their own plans for their son, and he was swiftly encouraged not to take on any further roles once the show came to an end. the show was a huge success, however, and it earned elio an active following online - many of whom still keep up with him today.
* E X T R A S.
how likeable elio is probably depends on how entitled your muse is ... because this guy ? thinks the world revolves around him. he can be pretty judgemental about pretty much everything & has never been humble a day in his life <3 his parents expertly hand-crafted a huge egomaniac !
that said, i wouldn’t say elio is purposefully rude ( unless he doesn’t like you, then he will actively go out of his way to be a dick ), more so he is too oblivious to realize that he’s massively ignorant 👀 it’s highly likely that he’s made himself some enemies over the years, whether that be intentional or not. he’s certainly not as poised as his parents would have wished for him to be, & can sometimes get caught out by the paparazzi & paper headlines for getting himself in trouble / bad situations.
his random passion is languages - he’s fluent in english, italian, & spanish, & has been studying russian & mandarin for years. it’s probably one of the only things he’s entirely grateful that his parents pushed him to pursue.
relationships are viewed as a distraction, so elio has never entirely invested himself into anybody. he's had flings, & some close calls, but never the real deal. he keeps people at arms length, & likes to pretend that he doesn’t need anything more than that. although he wouldn't describe himself as closeted, nobody in his family is aware of his sexuality.
in typical dAdDy iSsUeS fashion, elio holds a mixed view of his parents. there’s definitely underlying resentment towards his dad for the toxic environment he created for him as a kid who was never really allowed to discover who he could be, yet a sort of admiration of the power & security his father holds. similarly, he adores his mother, but her role in their family dynamic hasn’t gone unnoticed - and he can’t help but regard her as weak.
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what's ur sexuality headcannons for the mercs?? :3
hi thanks for the ask im gonna marry you
pyro is ambiguous, i don't rlly have that much of an opinion but i love hearing everyone else's 🥺 my favorite is probably pyro being a lesbian or a nb lesbian
scout is a trans bisexual icon valve told me so. being the youngest in the group he's also the most knowledgeable on this stuff and is super active in protests and civil rights stuff
soldier is trans bisexual solidarity with scout!!! that's why he and scout get on so well, they came out to each other quite early on and have been brothers ever since!! hes heavily masc-leaning with his attraction though, unlike scout
demoman is pansexual with a preference towards women. he's a complete ladies man try and tell me he isn't
heavy is a gay trans man, he's a lot more open about it than other members of his team and he's always grateful to come from a family that's so supportive (his sisters are gay too fight me)
engineer is a gay man!! i also do rlly like trans engie hcs
sniper is a closeted gay man. he's SO heavily gay coded it's honestly a bit ridiculous. i also rlly like trans sniper hcs bc i think his gay coding could easily be interpreted as trans coding too
medic is bisexual but not rlly interested in romantic relationships. i do like the idea that he used to be married to a woman but i don't see him as a very romantically active person (apart from with heavy!!!!)
and finally spy is pansexual and trans! he doesn't rlly have a preference
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Okay
So, I have an Instagram by this same name that I use to vent to my friends, but it's gotten too close plus they know too many people. Imma keep it anonymous obviously just in case but here we go
This is really for me to just document my summer this year bc I'm literally strung out on caffeine and painkillers at all times
So a few things you need to know: I have a chronic connective tissue disorder which is the scary way of saying I have ligamental laxity. My joints don't stay together. As I type this my ankle is out. Anyone, I had a surgery 6/26/15, aka the day gay marriage was legalized in the US. Another important thing, I am bisexual with almost an even split. I stopped taking highschool classes after my sophomore year and have taken them at my local community college instead. This is because I'm big depressed and big anxious so I couldn't do school. I work at my CC as a math tutor for ever math below Calc I, including developmental. I want to be a orthopedic surgeon and am going for a duel bachelor's in petroleum and mine engineering as premed. I have an older and younger brother, both of which I adore but get on my nerves too much. My older brother went to an in state university for his freshman year, decided he wasn't ready for the move, and is coming to the same CC as me, as a year below me, his high school senior sister. My young brother just finished his first year in traditional high school, at a different high school than I went to. He's a competitive gymnast. My father works out of town and my mom stays at home. I cannot drive yet, but as of today I am eligible to get my license. I am largely into the robotics Program in our county, where I was second in command as of last season, was second lead of programming, safety assist, scouting assist and head fabrication. I truly love robotics. I also golf, and love watching it, yes I am upset about Woodland okay.
So here's where we introduce my few main groups of friends:
Robotics friends
School friends
SPS friends (my middle school friends)
Friends ;)
So some of these overlap, majority of those in it don't.
Robotics:
My absolute best friend, who we will call Syrup is was on my robotics team, she's a year older and aged out. We met my freshman year of highschool. She's amazing and I love he's so dearly.
Cross, literally the male version of me. He's dating Syrup. He was first in command of the team this year. Also aged out. Him and syrup broke up for a few months and it was weird for the friend group but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. I also love and adore him.
Heat is one of my oldest physically. She was a mentor on the team but me and my brother ended up getting really really close with her. She's super thoughtful and sincere. She's in school to be a clinical counselor.
Pooky is old as well. He's a redneck. He is also Hispanic. He mentors and I got really close to him after me and Cross basically annoyed him into going to dinner with us after a robotics meeting one summer. Now he's by far one of my favorite people. Also asked out heat when they were seniors in high school.
Dementia is the oldest physically. He was honestly a fluke. One of pookys friends that he asked to come by one day and we all ended up liking him. He was on the team and already knew Heat, Cross, and pooky. We convinced him to come to dinner with us the same day we convinced pooky. He's honestly the funniest person I know. He works as an engineer at the local forklift company.
Button-lives an hour and a half away but is going to college another 4 hours away. Met through my brother but then we became really good friends. I call him button bc he gave me one of his buttons from robotics and it was the nicest thing ever. He also stayed up with my during Ramadan at 5 in the morning when I couldn't sleep in pain. He knew I was hurting and he sacrificed what little sleep he could have for me and I am forever grateful and I don't think he realizes. One time he drove down to see me and it still makes my heart warm. He's someone I would have shot my shot a long time ago if we weren't an hour and a half away and drastically different religions.
Shea- named after his dog bc I know he'd love that. I know how weird it sounds but I'm in love. I would marry him tomorrow if he asked. He's predental at our towns uni, and honors. He was first in command of our team last year. He mentored scouting this year :).
Small robotics characters
jamin- was really close with him for two years, then he went to college and fratted, now works two hours away. I love him and miss him
Jew-not really Jewish. Very sweet. Very handsome. Very funny
Lampshade- little Bros best friend. Athletic and smart. Good child.
Weeny-had a crush on his, honestly super sweet and just a great personality. 12/10 pure.
Noodle- dated syrup then had a FWB thing with me. Broke it off after a dumb joke gone wrong. Still miss him tbh.
Eggroll- Shea's best friend. About to be a junior in college. Hits me up for nudes. Super energetic.
School friends
I have three. FOUR
Harvard- he earned the name. Smart and determined boy. I met him in middle school. Absolute softy and I love it. Super athletic. We have the type of friendship where we listen to each other super well but have no idea what's happening. He'll talk about baseball to me and I talk about robotics to him. Do either of us absorb it? No. Do we still listen? Yes.
Dorks- changed his last name a bit but it fits. Became bff's in art history. Sold him drugs once. Minnesotan. We're starting a podcast together. Literally super chill as a friend
Cow- sounds so mean to call her that but it's her favorite animal. She's special needs but I still don't know how. She's a real G. There through everything.
Jazz- tall lanky. Sweet. Plays jazz. I miss him. Was gonna go to prom with him then didn't. Oh well. Button helped me through that mess as well.
Sps
Confused- theater kid. That's all
Dragon- strange, doesn't like touch. Goes to Catholic hs
Draw-art who programs too. Goes to special math school 2 hours away. DM
I have a dnd campaign going with them so I probably couldve used their character names bc even if they found this blog they'd just be like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Friends ;)
Boy oh boy. Most of these overlap tbh. Noodle boy, lampshade and Eggroll belong here
Callaway- never actually met in person. We talk about golf and send nudes. Ideal person tbh.
Neck- am a year older. Mentored his Lego robotics team. Asks for nudes daily. Occasionally gets them.
Step-was my old neighbor. Homeschooled until 7th grade. Very very large. Kinda scary tbh. Send occasionally, dislocated my ankle sucking his dick once
Titan- named after his truck, which I lost my virginity in. We have. An interesting relationship. Met him through a friend not mentioned. He hit on me, we talked, it wasn't gonna work as bf/gf but it would as fwb bc they're was mutual attraction on that end. The first time we met in person I gave him a handjob. December 2018 he told me he needed a break bc his mental health was failing, okay whatever. Comes back around March, do stuff quite often. The other day though, we just got done, and he told me he needed another break bc all he did was run to me for sex when he was sad. Totally cool but he also removed me from stuff so he wouldn't be tempted. Kinda sucks and im honestly a little hurt bc then the friendship is gone too but honestly it's probably for good. He will come back.
Anyway it's late and me and Harvard are both sad so gn, posts soon to come.
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