Welcome to the Nasty Burger, home of the Nasty Burger. Can I take your order?

Mikey doesn't know how he wound up getting talked into working the closing shift at the Nasty Burger in the middle of finals week. He feels like it's some shade of illegal to have a student on the clock past 3 am, but it'll all be worth it, what with Valerie promising him Paulina's phone number for covering for her. Yeah Mikey, keep telling yourself that. It's not like she's already blocked you & changed numbers twice already. She's in love with him, she just doesn't know it yet. Totally. But anyway, that's not even his most pressing issue right now. Oh no, that would be Phantom - THE Phantom. Local town here Phantom. Probably saved the world at least twice and Mikey more times than he could count, Phantom. Yeah, he's been standing - er, floating? Mikey's not entirely sure which, in the drive-thru window for like 20 minutes. And he's been talking. The. Entire. Time. Not ordering food, no. He's just… talking the most batshit nonsense. Even worse, there's a line of cars slowly growing behind him. Mikey had to admit, it took him at least 5 minutes to notice him, initially. Opening the window and attempting to get Phantom's attention hasn't been particularly fruitful. It might help if Mikey said something instead of awkwardly waving & attempting to make eye contact. Yeah, he'll try that. "Uhm, sir?" Mikey tried meekly, to no avail. "So I said, I'm the king of the undead! How am I not exempt from jury duty-" "Excuse me, sir?" He tried, a little louder. No dice. Phantom steamrolled right on through Mikey's admittedly feeble attempts at interruption. "And then the Box Ghost, of all people, strolls in all high and mighty saying he's filing a grievance against me for quote " taking out misplaced aggression" on him! Apparently there's a union for ghosts who died from OSHA violations, of all things! So after the trial, I asked if I could join. Well, as it turns out, since I'm the king of the realm, I don't qualify for any of the protections! Yet I'd still have to pay union dues, can you believe that?!? They said I could take it up with HR, but guess who HR is! The flipping Ghost Writer!! And we all know what he thinks about me. He still hasn't forgiven me for the Christmas Truce fiasco 3 years ago, you know. Like, I'm still not a big fan of the holiday but a truce is a truce and we respect the truce."

"MR. PHANTOM, SIR YOU ARE BACKING UP MY DRIVE-THRU!!!" whether from embarrassment or exertion from the sheer force of his bellow, Mikey's face turned beet red. He's pretty sure that homeless man across the street wasn't staring murder at him earlier. He might've been asleep then, too. Oops. At least he finally got Phantom's attention. "Wh-huh? Mikey? When did you start working at Denny's? Where's Tali?" The ghosty hero seemed genuinely confused, and also like he wasn't entirely all there at the moment. Maybe he's pulled three all-nighters in a row this week too. That'd explain the spaceship boxers and pink fuzzy slippers he's sporting. "Uh, this is the Nasty Burger?" Mikey responded. Was it a statement or a question? Mikey totally didn't look down at his uniform to confirm he was, in fact, working at the Nasty Burger. "Ah." Phantom said. And upon making that eloquent response, Phantom promptly faded from view, kinda like that popular vine, leaving Mikey with more questions than answers and a line wrapped around the building of hangry, sleep deprived, classmates who stayed up way too late cramming last minute and midnight shift workers desperate for something hot and greasy to shove into their mouths. Great. He didn't even order anything.

So no one is gonna talk about this?

It's the guitar🥺

And he continues having it by his bed in the future 😭

Shut the fu*k up.. I’m DED 💀🥵🥵🦇🐈‍⬛

MY OTP HAS SAILED UGLY CRIES UGLY SOBS SEVEN YEARS OF WAITING FINALLY SAILED

🥢 pangchang week comic: page 07 🔪 no commentary today, I’ve been up for 20 hours just enjoy! peace! ✌️🐨💖

I’m a hard man to lose

Guys please hold me I'm melting, crying, sobbing, laughing 😭❤🥺😳❤‍🔥✨🤣😭😭

SAM LIKED MY TWEET REPLY 😭😭😭😭👍🏻❤‍🔥😳❤

*fainted*

i just finished the Song of Achilles and now im ✨depressed✨

"Give up on your dreams and die"

Levi Ackerman~

Once again, I realised, Ayumu Murase is the VA of Iruma. And, and... evidol arc is getting closer. I'm, I'm—

Translation: @alexc1ting

The Batman deserves so much more love this awards season than it’s been given. This was the best comic book adaptation/ action/ crime/fantasy movie of not only the 2022 year, but the last 10 years. Don’t get it twisted 🖤🦇

Only because he's doing fine now, but to me an iconic moment is Mike fuckn headbutting the riser, splitting his head open, falling on his face, then somehow belting out Caffeine to close the show. His little buildup moment into that "I'm warning you" leap and scream kills me. I'm dead.

Having a cold on top of fibromyalgia sucks

Have you fucking seen this?? 👁🫦👁 I mean this exactly what HC are always about 💖💖