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bakugo as your boyfriend would include...
request: what would dating bakugo be like?
gn!reader (but there are slight fem themes if you squint); fluff; headcanons; no spoilers
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character: bakugo katsuki
a/n: this goes out to my one & only <333. ilysm deku kinnie pls enjoy! also, @ bakugo simps i hope this feeds u well. he’s sm fun to write for. headcanons + a short playlist are under the cut.
*ty to my bakugo kinnie/simp friend for helping me write this. i appreciate u. A LOT of these ideas r hers!!
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FALLING IN LOVE WITH HIM SOUNDS LIKE:
01. TEENAGE DIRTBAG by WHEATUS
02. GUTTER GIRL by HFHW
03. BOYFREN by LOVE LEO
04. IN TOO DEEP by SUM 41
05. TOUNGES by THE FRIGHTS
06. R U MINE? by ARCTIC MONKEYS
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katsuki is a very emotional person. he feels incredibly deep and profound things, but has trouble expressing it in a healthy manner. this being so, him as your s/o would consist of a lot of subtle displays of affection! such as...
-> SHOWING YOU HOW TO DO STUFF:
he’ll teach you small things about his hobbies. will 100% show you how to play the drums, mountain climb, etc.
literally you learn so much with him it’s insane. he claims it’s because he couldn’t stand dating an incapable person, but in reality it’s just because he likes feeling useful/needed HAHA.
-> TOUCHING YOU:
this man is lowkey super clingy...so he will always find a way to be physically close to you.
a BIG fan of putting his arm around your shoulder fs. don’t mention it to him though because he’ll IMMEDIATELY stop doing it.
-> LETTING YOU SIT ON HIS LAP:
if you’re comfortable with it, he’d adore it if you sat on his lap!! like fr if you walked up to him when he was lounging on the couch and did it this is how it would go...
“what’re you doing?”
“sitting down, why?”
he just stares and then grunts before going back to whatever he was doing
don’t let his indifference fool you, he is very pleased.
probably looked up at the ceiling and thought about it for an hour once you left
he thinks about you a lot
-> ALWAYS COOKING FOR YOU:
he pretends like it’s a nuisance, but it genuinely makes his day when you eat the stuff he prepares. literally if you’re hungry just ask him to make you smth and he’ll do it. he actually gets angry if you decide to cook without him.
one time, katsuki seemed really tired because of training and school. so you tried to make something for the both of you guys to enjoy together. it uh...didn’t go well...
“what are you doing?!”
“cutting vegetables...”
“no. you’re doing it all wrong. give me the knife.”
“excuse me??”
“GIVE ME THE KNIFE.”
you ended up giving him the knife
the meal was great!?? but he scolded you for like 30 minutes after PLS.
-> SHOWING YOU OFF:
he’s proud that you’re his s/o, so of course he’s gonna brag about you to EVERYONE.
it’s not overbearing or in an annoying way either. it’s moreso him talking about your accomplishments and stuff like that.
he literally only shows you off for his own benefit. NEEDS everyone to know how cool you and him both are.
it’s an ego thing.
i take back what i said abt it not being annoying. it’s a nuisance to everyone who ain’t you.
-> SITTING NEXT TO YOU:
like i said before, he needs to be close to you at all times. sooo he always sits next to you. no questions asked.
expect to see a pouting, petty katsuki if you decide to sit next to somebody that isn’t him.
“are you seriously mad that i sat next to deku and not you on the bus?!”
“‘COURSE IM MAD.”
“you’re impossible.”
“HUH??????”
-> LETTING YOU WEAR HIS CLOTHES:
PRACTICALLY CHUCKS HIS SHIRTS AND HOODIES AT YOU. LITERALLY JUST- PELTS YOU WITH HIS CLOTHES UNTIL YOU PUT THEM ON.
you took his hoodie without asking ONE TIME and now he’s hooked on seeing you in his clothing.
he’ll always pretend like he’s doing you a favor though.
gotta love how annoying he is! 
-> GIFT GIVING
i wouldn’t go as far to say that gift giving is his love language, but he’ll buy things that you bring up in causal conversation a whole lot.
he just kinda bashfully shoves the gift in your hands and watches as you fawn over it.
“awww! how’d you know??”
“you wouldn’t shut up about it.”
he loves seeing your pleased expression!! +100 boost to katsuki’s confidence.
-> HELPING YOU WITH ACADEMICS:
we ALL know how smart this man is.
he will 100% help you study for school if you’re struggling!
don’t expect him to go easy on you though.
if anything, he’ll probably be harder on you because he really wants to see you succeed.
he basically carries you through math
-> KNOWING MUNDANE FACTS ABOUT YOU:
i can see him knowing EVERYTHING about you. your birthday, your morning routine, your favorite snacks, your favorite songs, etc.
it doesn’t take a lot for him to remember this stuff either???
like, he thinks you’re unforgettable, so he just knows
-> WANTING TO IMPRESS YOU:
he wants you to know how cool he is so bad it’s laughable.
he’ll show off during training exercises FOR SUREEEE
bakusquad teases him abt it when he does lol they ALLL know how whipped he is for you
kirishima: wow, you’re really into it today bakugo!
denki: well (y/n) IS watching
bakugo: SHUT UP.
MISC HEADCANONS!
-> you enable him so much...like way too much. please get on that. someone needs to hold this stupid man accountable. he probably likes it when you scold him despite his protests so don’t be afraid to tell him off baby.
-> your approval makes his heart go $$/!/?!!!error??77776. like, even before you two started dating, he would ALWAYS feel flustered whenever you would compliment his outfits, fighting style, etc. now that you guys are dating, he still feels extremely dazed when you dote on him.
he’ll probably act super cocky about it though
“ ‘course i look good, idiot.” 
he’s trying his best to suppress the stupid smile trying to take over his face. eventually, he lets it out, and tbh everyone in 1A knows that it’s because of smth cheesy you told him.
he is SUCH a softie for you it HURTTSSSS GAHHHH!!
-> katsuki is a very protective boyfriend.
this goes for everything, but especially applies during intense situations.
will literally lay his life down for you without thinking twice about it. don’t fight me on this. it’s canon.
if you’re going on a dangerous mission, you BEST believe this man is tagging along with you.
if for some reason he can’t go, he’ll make it a point to stay up way past his bed time waiting for you to come back.
when katsuki chooses you over sleep just know that you’ve won at life.
he doesn’t see you as inferior in any way. he knows you can handle yourself, but he really wants to keep you safe bc if something bad happened to the love of his life he would be in shambles.
on a lighter note, if mineta bugs you, he’ll absolutely wreck him. will literally punt that grape boy into the next stratosphere.
also!! he’s not the type to care about what you wear. if you’re wearing smth a bit more revealing, the most he’ll say is that you look hot. literally is so unbothered.
he trusts you a lot so it’s like 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
protective ≠ possessive
-> dates w/ him are super all over the place! one weekend, you guys will just chill in his dorm and the next he’ll be laughing maniacally as he chases you down during an intense round of laser tag.
-> he’s big fan of competition, so he’ll turn everything into one.
let him win.
-> his hands are really sensitive because of his quirk, so if you kissed them he’d turn to mush.
im literally begging you to touch this man. help him. he is so touch-starved it’s not funny.
-> he runs hot so cuddles w him are so nice and comforting :(. will pull you in close and tight and NEVER let go.
in short, while dating katsuki definitely comes with it’s quirks, it’s a beautiful relationship. he respects you endlessly and will do anything to ensure your happiness. treat him right and he’ll do the same!!
have fun dating explosion boy!
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hachinokaby · 2 years
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I posted 118 times in 2021
47 posts created (40%)
71 posts reblogged (60%)
For every post I created, I reblogged 1.5 posts.
I added 5 tags in 2021
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#underwater level - 1 posts
#midis - 1 posts
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#it kinda sounds good
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#5
i was watching a video of destiny reacting to someone who made a video of Dr. K and in some part he said something like “if a person is suicidal there’s something fundamentally broken in you, the drive to survive in a human being is pretty big. I don’t think its so much the idea of going to another place that drives people to do it. its just the matter of fact that the place that theyre in right now is so horrible and they dont ever see it better that like you might as well kill yourself because it doesnt go up from here” and that just made sense to me a lot
it made sense 
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It’s always funny to me how i get these kind of advice from people who don’t even know i exist, which is pretty cool since it does helps when its someone you care for
LIKE YEAH, xQc in fact does makes me happy and helps me somehow, some yt cc too but ive changed significantly that i dont really watch them as much like i watch xQc, aka either the whole 14hr stream or just highlights or reacts on yootob, but i have spend more time watching them than ive spent with people irl, without counting school since, yeah.
But yes in fact, it is always weird how someone i have never met and they dont even know i exist would give me such advice in things ive always struggled and still do, but they were always there when i needed someone, when i went to uni i literally watched game grumps so much i would just put their lets plays or compilations while i sleep just so i could have some good sleep, in high school i would watch pewds and some other ccs and come from school really fucking hyped since i knew they would upload a new video, and even i would stay awake late to watch someone stream minecraft on twitch, in middle school i was obsessed with video games and cartoons, like adventure time, futurama, and i would replay the 5 same games i had in my ds, and in pre school, yeah i was trying way too hard to make friends, which backfired and then it went downhil.
and here i am, taking advice once again from a cc that doesnt even know i exist, from someone i dont know, good fucking advice that makes me feel like i deserve to have good things and be a better person, enjoy the things i like and yes, trying to understand my emotions and learn to express them more, and not being afraid of being alone or death and such, im gonna fuck up, im gonna get hurt, and i have to learn from it and get better, not only for me, but for the people that i care for too, which is gonna be a hard journey that may never end, but i have to start if i want a better future for myself and others
2 notes • Posted 2021-06-16 08:49:54 GMT
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I always had this dream where i would lose teeth and i would wake up touching mine just to see if i was dreaming or not. And i googled it like twice before and apparently its because either dealing with some kind of loss, like an abrupt end to a relationship or a job change, future death of a family member, fear of getting older or concern about my own death, stress, anxiety, depression and ptsd?
Either way, also apparently they’re very common so, i just think it’s annoying having to wake up sweating and worrying about it, and the fact that they happen way too much for me
3 notes • Posted 2021-08-08 01:02:41 GMT
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the first time i learned about lobotomy i had a thought that i would like to try it, like i know what it does now but the first time i just couldn’t imagine what bad it was gonna cause, i get to be like a normal person, without feeling depressed, sad or angry or anything, i get to do whatever anyone says, it wouldnt change much who would remember me or who would even care at all that i did that i would be normal without all these emotions that make it so difficult to even get up from bed if it was still legal i would consider it i know it
3 notes • Posted 2021-11-14 06:14:39 GMT
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The fact that ive been feeling better and more emotional expressive sucks because NOW im learning this shit and actually feeling these emotions by myself sucks
Like
Feeling alone somehow feels worst when you actually care about being alone, this used to not happen before but now it hurts like shit i dont want this
Knowing your parents and family dont care about you hurts now, i only had reassurance and love from other people that weren’t my family, back then it was friends irl but they all left and moved on, and the only way to feel accepted was doing what they wanted
and now its just people online who dont even know my full name or how i look, and even in times im struggling i cant bring myself to ask for help from them i dont want them to worry i dont wanna be some extra weight on their already hard lives i dont like it
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my Year in Review but i only made this account in October so its my "Three months in review" and its also long because i make long text posts oops
I posted 131 times in 2021
29 posts created (22%)
102 posts reblogged (78%)
For every post I created, I reblogged 3.5 posts.
I added 53 tags in 2021
#merlin - 11 posts
#merthur - 7 posts
#i will never get over this - 6 posts
#arthur pendragon - 5 posts
#merlin bbc - 5 posts
#merlin emrys - 4 posts
#bbc merlin - 4 posts
#merlin au - 4 posts
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#arthur is in love - 3 posts
Longest Tag: 138 characters
#me showing him an article about a guy who drown (how happened to be a bigger man and had a giant white beard) and telling him it was santa
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#5
HOLY SHIT GUYS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
IM GOING- IM SO EXCITED- I GOT A VIP TICKET AND IM SO FUCKING EXCITED WHAT THE HELL 
EEF HERE I COME
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6 notes • Posted 2021-11-22 19:00:09 GMT
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The Royal Family of Camelot
"It consists of King Arthur and his Queen Guinevere. The Knights of the Round Table, Sir Leon, Sir Lancelot, Sir Gwaine, Sir Elyan, and Sir Percival. And Merlin.
They’d already died."
I FINALLY HAVE POSTED A FANFIC
Its just a simple oneshot, but you'll hate it none-the-less.
You can read it here on AO3 !!!
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I kinda wanna write abunch of oneshots??? So Idk??? suggest shit maybe for me???
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MERTHUR FIC IDEA
(i’m actually in the process of writing this one haHA so it will be a fic soon)
While on a wild chase of a hunt, Merlin and Arthur get lost. 
After many many complaints from Merlin, at least three (3) arguments, and an angry horse, Arthur finally decides that they should stop for the night and try to backtrack in the morning. 
“Maybe some rest will help me find our way back..”
And Merlin just stares at him in disbelief because ‘Didn’t I just say that not too long ago?!’
So he leads them back to a small clearing that he saw a little ways back.
And they stop,
In the middle of the woods,
(That neither of them know very well)
In the middle of Autumn.
“Don’t let anything kill me while I rest, I switch with you in a couple hours.” Arthur tells him, “And I swear-”   Now glaring at Merlin, “If you let that fire die, I’ll leave you in these woods to fend for yourself.” 
Well, that’s that. Merlin has no choice but to keep watch. Leave me to fend for myself when you can’t even get dressed on your own.. He would think harshly and poking needlessly at the fire.
Several hours later, Arthur would wake, freezing half-to-death, to find Merlin sleeping next to a pile of burnt wood.
Arthur, annoyed by his manservant, goes to wake him up (by unkindly shoving him) when he hears the young boy mumbling in his sleep.
Arthur, being the nosy prat that he is, listens to his sleep-talk. Hearing things that Merlin wouldn’t dare say in front of the man. 
Things about his father (’who just died recently?’ Arthur would think), and a young girl, named Freya, that he’d began to love but never got to express it because she was taken from him as well.
Merlin would be in and out, words trailing off before he’d continue again.
Then something would catch Arthur’s attention,
“Magic.. Kilgharrah...”
“Father- it worked...”
25 notes • Posted 2021-10-22 02:45:48 GMT
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Merlin AU where Arthur wants to marry Merlin-
But obviously his father would never let him, so he plans a secret marriage.
Where he goes to Gaius’ chambers, while Merlin is off doing his own thing, and asks Gaius for his blessing. Because he remembers Merlin said to him once that “He’s like the father I never got to have”. 
And they sit together for a long while talking, until Merlin wanders inside, looking at them confused because ‘Why do they look so serious? Is Arthur okay?’
Where he goes to the royal seamstress to request a personal item, avoiding every question she asks, “Who’s it for?” "Why can't King Uther know about this?" And when she's done, he slides a gold coin to pay for her silence.
Where Arthur struggles to pack a picnic, but as stubborn as he is, he refused help. Until Sir Leon and Gwen show up saying “Sire, no offense, but this is nothing to stress about- Please let us help!”  But still the prince’s pride was too big to just give up, because “How am I to provide and be a good husband, if I can’t simply fill a basket with food!”  And Leon lets him shout out and vent all his worries about how this ‘can and will go wrong‘, as Gwen quietly packs the picnic. 
And after it all he sheepishly takes the basket, murmuring his apologies and thanks, before leaving to prep the horses.
Where he and Merlin ride out, the ride at first riddled with questions of “Where are we going?” “Why’ve you been avoiding me?” “Arthur, is everything okay?”
Of course everything is okay. This is going to be a beautiful story we can tell our children.
Where they finally arrive to a fair meadow that Arthur found weeks ago. The perfect spot. Where the sun would warm their skin just right, and Merlins eyes would look like the slow ocean waves that he loved so much.
And they would lay out on the blanket Gwen packed, and talk about the recent events that occurred, make jokes about Gwaine and Percival being hopelessly in love, and munch on the few snacks that were brought.
Where eventually they trail off and stop talking. Taking in the sounds of nature, basking in each others presence. Arthur stealing glances at Merlin when he isn’t looking, trying to work up the courage to just do it already.
Where he would stand up, extending a hand to Merlin to pull him to his feet. Merlin takes the hand, and once stable, quickly brushes of the invisible dirt off the front of his trousers. 
Where Arthur would say “Merlin..”, while reaching into his pocket to pull out, what looked to be, a handful of fabric.
And Merlin would look at him confused, thinking ‘What is he doing? What is that?’
Arthur would rub the back of his neck and squeeze his eyes shut for a moment, steeling himself. A flash of concern etches across Merlins face, Arthur was nervous. Arthur never showed anyone he was nervous. 
But then Arthur would open his eyes and stare into Merlin’s deep blues, lowering himself onto one knee and grabbing his hand.
“I know this might be strange, I know I’ve treated you unfairly at times. But I want you to know that I, Arthur Pendragon, am absolutely in love with you...” He would bring up the cloth, and only then would Merlin recognize it. A neckerchief. Made out of the same fabric as Arthur’s cape. A deep, vibrant, Pendragon Red, neckerchief.
“It’s not a ring, but I hope you accept it just the same..” 
Merlin would be baffled, taking the soft, silky fabric into his hands and rubbing it between his fingers. A token of his love. He would stare at it, tears brimming his eyes, love flooding his heart. Arthur is in love with me. He was ecstatic, but what Arthur said next, well... Merlin didn’t have a word to describe the feeling.
“Merlin, Will you marry me?”
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jumbo-the-mumbo · 2 years
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I posted 6,494 times in 2021
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I added 22 tags in 2021
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#ppl who don't like subtitles are so annoying - 2 posts
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#you read about 150 people going missing due to a glacier burst induced flood in the himalayas and still make it all about your fucking self?
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#5
do they have "gifted children" in other countries or is that just American nonsense.
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doctor has said my great aunt is not going to make it.. she got covid and had a hemorrhage and now she is in a coma. my father is very depressed.
hate this fucking virus..
7 notes • Posted 2021-04-28 19:01:36 GMT
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answer & tag mutuals you wanna know better tagged by : @micasa last song : Mazas etude No. 23, Op. 36 (learning this etude right now) currently reading : Annik LaFarge - Chasing Chopin: A Musical Journey Across Three Centuries, Four Countries, and a Half-Dozen Revolutions (highly recommended) currently watching: Nightcrawler (2014) last movie : probably Bajirao mastani.. cravings : tiramisu (for Indian desserts: badusha) tagging : @post-brahminism, @elpantalones, @beautifullychaoticworld-blog, @nathanielthecurious, @kstipetic, @smute, @searching-equanimity
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“Isfahan’s residents, the clerics asserted, attended Sufi assemblies only because they liked listening to music, singing, and swirling. It was true that they bragged about joining Sufi groups, but their behavior was devoid of spirituality; what they really wanted from Sufism was to eat stew for free, reach ecstasy on drugs, and have illicit sexual relations with young men. ”
Touraj Daryaee, The Oxford Handbook of Iranian History
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I posted 3,141 times in 2021
43 posts created (1%)
3098 posts reblogged (99%)
For every post I created, I reblogged 72.0 posts.
I added 45 tags in 2021
#teen wolf - 8 posts
#lydia martin - 5 posts
#derek hale - 5 posts
#allison argent - 5 posts
#stiles stilinski - 5 posts
#isaac lahey - 4 posts
#scott mcall - 4 posts
#peter hale - 3 posts
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It might've been different if i actually tagged correctly lmao
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#im thinking about the fact that if derek hale didnt keep dating evil mass murdering girlfriends
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#5
yo i just started watching teen wolf and i’ve finished the third episode and holy shit i’m obsessed
32 notes • Posted 2021-07-15 15:10:48 GMT
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peter: Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good
tony: well, if you didn’t eat that fucKING TIDE POD—
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so i made a thing
@fandoms-princess you like teen wolf, right?
43 notes • Posted 2021-08-02 18:33:25 GMT
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Teen Wolf Update (spoilers for season 3A)
so, i have finished season 3A. here are my thoughts:
Scott seems to trust people a tad too easily, and i think that’ll probably come back to bite him in the ass. that being said, the true alpha thing is cool
Stiles continues to be one of my favorite characters. i knew he would be the one to figure out all the shit with the nemeton! i’m so happy he and lydia kissed, even though it was just lydia helping him stop his panic attack. i love that the baseball bat is a recurring theme, and can’t wait to see how his character arc develops in the next seasons
Allison continues to be a badass. i liked watching her relationship (or lack thereof) with Scott continue to grow and develop, even though it wasn’t really romantic this part of the season. hopefully scallison will be back in season 3b, though i’m starting to think either it will turn into scott x allison x isaac, or scott will be kind of removed from the picture and it will just be allison x isaac (am i the only one who noticed the chemistry between the two of them?)
Lydia is a banshee, apparently, and i think it’ll be cool to watch her powers develop over the course of the rest of the show. while i found her annoying in season 1, she’s really grown on me and i like her a lot now.
Derek seems to be a bit all over the place this season. i don’t know where the hell they pulled derek x jennifer from, but they did and i didn’t like it one bit (also i called it i knew she was the darach i literally made a post that said i think she’s the darach i knew it). Derek continues to be one of my favorite characters
Peter’s comebacks are awesome. i love his sense of humor even though he’s a dick.
We stan Mama McCall on this blog (we hate Agent bitchass McCall though, he can go die in a hole)
i’m really glad they let Sheriff Stilinski in on the supernatural stuff
Isaac is still my adorable child, i love him so much, and if anything severe ever happened to him i would kill everyone in the room and then myself
i’m really sad that Erica and Boyd died. Derek and Cora’s reaction to Boyd’s death in particular made me cry genuine, actual tears
out of the twins, Ethan is my favorite. Aiden is a tad bit violent for me, and ethan x danny is really cute
i can’t wait to start 3B, and i will do another one of these once i finish it!
Edit: i originally said that i thought scott thought in mainly black and white. @liliaeth pointed out to me the many ways in which i was wrong (and there were alot). i honestly have no clue where i got black and white from, so i have changed it to something closer to my actual thoughts. i apologize for my high level of stupidity, and thank you to everyone else who ponted this out to me as well.
50 notes • Posted 2021-08-20 20:53:25 GMT
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Teen Wolf Update (spoilers for Season 1)
I have watched through ep. 10, and these are my thoughts so far:
Jackson is a manipulative asshole, albeit a very attractive one
Lydia used to get on my nerves, but i like her better now
Allison is great
Scott seems a bit naïve to me
Stiles is the best, i love Stiles
Derek is awesome
I love the Sterek dynamic, and i really really ship them holy hell
Colton Haynes is one fine-ass man
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Dragon Age Questions
i was tagged by @nordxz thank you so much!
&& IF YOU SEE THIS AND WANT TO DO IT, I’VE OFFICIALLY TAGGED YOU
i think this is a lot of rambling but i hopeit makes sense. feel free to ask if you have any questions about my ocs.
01) Favourite game of the series?
That’s a really tough question, honestly, because i love them all for separate reasons. I play Inquisition the most, but i love origin and 2′s story... so tough question.
02) How did you discover Dragon Age?
I played Skyrim for like 2 years (whenever i felt like playing) & finally got too bored to play. so i searched through my brother's games and found Inquisition. it took a while for me to finish it (bc i played on his console too). thennn i played the games backward. Inquisition, 2, and Origins. 
03) How many times you’ve played the games?
I’ve played through completely 2- 5 times each. but I’ve started countless games each in every game and just didn’t finish them
04) Favourite race to play as?
Dwarf! Especially in Inquisition. 
05) Favourite class?
Rogue! Wielding a bow is my go to. 
06) Do you play through the games differently or do you make the same decisions each time?
Honestly, it depends!  Likeee mage play through= mage rights, but any other class just depends on how i want to play or the background i gave the character. i’ve yet to side with the templars in Dragon Age 2 though. lol.
07) Go-to adventuring group?
Again, it depends. but i almost always have Alistair in origins, Varric in 2. my go tos are: 
dao: Alistair, Wynne, Zevran/ Leliana
da2: Varric, Bethany/ Anders and/or Carver/Aveline, Isabela
dai: Cassandra, Dorian, Iron Bull
08) Which of your characters did you put the most thought into?
i’ve done a lot of work on all of them. I’d say Roxy & Gavin Hawke(&Aidan Amell and Odette Surana bc their stories are related) and August Trevelyan. i don’t write a lot about any of my ocs but i’ve made full timelines and family members for all of them. i still intend to put bios out, but the only one i have finished right now is Stella. I’ll try and start those while im at my moms. c:
09) Favourite romance?
i really appreciate all of them, but i have a few favorites. 
Zevran, Isabela, Iron Bull- which i know they have one thing in common and it’s being known for being extremely sexualized. maybe im a sucker for falling hard and being able to open up to someone. but i really adore their stories and i just want to hug them, ok.
10) Have you read any of the comics/books?
I have the books and haven’t read them, yet. it’s on my long list!
11) If you read them, which was your favourite book?
I’m really looking forward to The Masked Empire tbh. 
12) Favourite DLCs?
The Descent, defiitely! but i haven’t played through them all yet, just all of dai and some of daos. 
13) Things that annoy you.
Representation, probably. yes they have lgbt people but i personally haven’t been able to connect to any of them EXCEPT Lace Harding & she’s not even a full romance! lol. 
theres nothing else that comes to mind or i feel comfortable talking about. 
14) Orlais or Ferelden?
Ferelden.
15) Templars or mages?
Mages.
16) If you have multiple characters, are they in different/parallel universes or in the same one?
They’re really all interchangeable. i need to make a few more characters if i want complete timelines though. for example:
Odette Surana & Aidan Amell, Gavin & Roxy Hawke, Augustine Trevelyan/Sunshine Cadash/ Austa Adaar can make one timeline. Except Odette couldn’t survive without Aidan whereas Aidan wouldn’t be the same without Odette. 
& Stella Tabris, Roxy & Gavin, Sunshine/ August/ Austa could also work. 
hell i’ve even thought about combining them all somehow lol. 
17) What did you name your pets? (mabari, summoned animals, mounts, etc)
(all mabari unless specified otherwise) 
Stella Tabris: Goose & Cricket(found after Blight)
Odette: Ser Barksy Aidan: Barkspawn
Roxy: Sweetums Gavin: Mighty
August: Yellow (named by Clem), Flower (a cat also named by Clem), horse: Pretty Boy
Sunshine: Rose (might be renamed tho) and her Battle Nug: Nugget
Austa: Precious (Josie’s mabari), 
18) Have you installed any mods?
Two for Origins, one to skip the fade in the circle and another for an all romance mod- i think. 
19) Did your Warden want to become a Grey Warden?
Aidan did far more than Odette, Aidan wanted out of the circle. Odette wanted to take Irving’s place- she wanted to make the circle better. 
Stella wanted the hell away from the life her dad imagined for her, she was scared but excited. She didn’t like how it happened, nor the responsibility that was placed on her shoulders.. but she knew she just wanted MORE. 
20) Hawke’s personality?
Roxy: Purple Gavin: Blue
The twins really help one another, yes they can survive without the other but they wouldn’t be the same. Roxy keeps Gavn from being so serious and Gavin reminds her to me more... sensitive.. even if it doesn’t always work. 
21) Did you make matching armor for your companions in Inquisition?
lmaoo noo, im so lazy about armor. as long as they look good i don’t reallt care. 
22) If your character(s) could go back in time to change one thing, what would they change?
August, would have done more for her daughter’s father.. she would have been on watch the night he was taken. Losing her best friend was very hard for her. 
Sunshine, once upon a time, wished to leave when her sister did... but after the Inquisition, she was thankful for it. For the people, she’s met, and the skills she developed during that time. 
23) Do you have any headcanons about your character(s) that go against canon?
Sort of? i have them work around the canon...sorta.
Odette only survives because of Aidan (two heros isn’t canon so), because if Aidan didn’t exist she wouldn’t have even told Alistair about the dark ritual and wouldn’t have let him go to the final battle. Thus sacrificing herself. 
Roxy and Gavin: Twin Hawke AU where all the siblings survive. Roxy and Gavin fight the Ogre, saving one of the twins. Carver becomes a Warden and Bethany joins the circle. 
Austa’s parent’s escaped the Qun, but they escape with two of their own biological children Oz and Austa.  & Valo Kas actually started from the remains of an old Tal Vashoth community and have since built to a large merc company her brother and father run. 
&August had her daughter Clementine at her childhood home and left her there to be raised- bc her parent’s used her status to have that privilege.
The Cadash Carta works a little differently. Instead of one person at the head: it’s a council, like orzammar, and several families run their expanded carta family. The children can inherit their parent’s position in the council unless they don’t have kids or are voted off. So since Sunshine’s father is part of the council meaning her younger brother, Wesley, is being trained for their father’s position. Zelde (oldest sister ), left before she could even be considered and Sunshine was trained to be an assassin from a young age.. so she also wasn’t being considered. 
so i guess they all do... oops. 
24) Are any of your character(s) based on someone?
not really. probably should bc they all look really similar imo. I do have different oc aesthetic boards that give you an idea though!
25) Who did you leave in the Fade?
im a weak bitch who decides they all somehow get out.........  but Stroud. poor guy. 
26) Favourite mount?
the war nug! <3 i love them. 
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(darling don't be afraid) i will love you
Happy late-vday-early-bday @ryn-exe (can’t tag?)!!! Hope u enjoy, soz if it’s not good but i’m not so amazing(phil)
This is 2.1k words. There’s a bit of dream-violence (not in detail) and a lot of anxiety and fear so if u don’t like that stuff!! Tell me!!!! And i’ll write something else for you, i don’t mind. (You didn’t say anything i wasn’t supposed to write but idk). I’d describe this as hurt/comfort i think lmaooo
Basic summery i wrote fo myself: Dan and Phil, and how they deal with each other’s 3am fears (2009 vs 2018, now)
From a pitch-hitter 💓💓
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[Saturday; 10.26.09; 03:37]
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Dan<33 (03:37): phil? :[
Phil (03:45): Yrha
Phil (03:47): Sorry!! Yeah**
Phil (03:47): Why are you up so early/late?? I barely woke up
Dan<33 (03:49): sorry i woke you :/
Dan<33 (03:50): my parents went away for a bit and i’m home alone and i cant turn off the lights cuz im too scared
Dan<33 (03:51): and i can’t sleep so bad even hugging pillow cant help mee :[[
Dan<33 (03:52): so im sitting in the hallway with every light im the house on alone in just my pants
Dan<33 (03:52): and i was a idiot and missed you so i woke you up at so late and now ur gonna hate me crap
Dan<33 (03:52): sorry
Phil (03:53): I’ll never ever hate you dan!!! <<33333333333333
Phil (03:53): I’m sorry ur so scared :[[ I wish I was there to be strong and protect u again
Dan<33 (03:54): i wish you were here too
Phil (03:54): :[ <3
Dan<33 (03:58): CDAP PHIL I THINK I HESRF A GHOST
Dan<33 (03:58): IR MONSTER
Dan<33 (03:58): FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Phil (03:59): Dan oh my gosh are you okay??
Dan<33 (04:00): yeah i think but
Dan<33 (04:00): i heard something phil
Dan<33 (04:01): im scared
Dan<33 (04:02): i can’t believe im 18 and i’m actually sobbing out of fear alone and naked in a hallway over a fucking noise
Dan<33 (04:02): to my boyfriend
Dan<33 (04:02): on skype
Dan<33 (04:03): fuck
Phil (04:03): Dan :[[ i’m so sorry
Dan<33 (04:04): it’s not your fault
Phil (04:04): Want me to call you??? (If u want)
Dan<33 (04:05): can we skype instead?
Dan<33 (04:05): i want to see your face plz <3
Dan<33 (04:05): if thats okay
Phil (04:06): That’s fine! One sec plz :]
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[Phil would like to add Dan<33 to a call (02:33)]
[Accept] [Decline]
[Accepted]
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When Dan answered the call, his face was red and puffed and wet. Even through the crap-pixel screen quality, Phil could see that.
“Hey,” Dan’s voice broke.
“Hi,”
Dan was shaking slightly.
His face suddenly flushed, “Oh shit, I forgot – I’m, uh, in only pants. In front of you. Crap.”
“It’s fine, I’ve seen you shirtless before.” Phil smiled what he hoped was reassuringly, “Are you okay?”
“Yeah — I mean, I am now. I guess.”
“Are you cold?”
“Kinda.” Dan admitted.
“Want to go to bed?”
“My room is too dark –”
“Well, I’ll be there, wont I? And I’ll protect you from everything bad in the dark.”
“You’re not really here.”
“Only ever a few hours away. And if worst comes to worst, I have the police line and the monster-killer line. So you’ll be super safe.”
Dan muffled a giggle, “Yeah, okay.”
He shuffled up off the floor, and made his way into his bedroom, clutching the laptop tightly.
“I dunno if I’m getting any sleep tonight, honestly.”
“You will! You can cuddle your pillow and I’ll tell you stories until the demons go away and you can sleep.”
“I’m not five, Phil.” There was no malice in his reply.
“You don’t need to be five for any of that to be true.” Phil said, serious tone.
“Okay,”
Minutes later, Dan was snuggled under his covers; hugging a pillow tightly as he listened to Phil go on about some guy at the market.
“Then, he pulled a hot dog out of his left pocket. Who keeps a single —”
“Phil?” Dan interrupted, his voice was dripping with sleep.
“Mm?”
“Do you think I’m stupid?”
“No.” Phil answered simply.
“I mean – for being so scared of such dumb stuff. Seven-year-olds are braver than me.”
“It’s okay to have fears, Dan. I bet you’re not the only adult with those fears either,”
“I’m scared of the dark. And ghosts and monsters and moths and demons and –”
“– and that’s fine. I don’t mind.”
“And it’s not annoying to deal with? I’m not?”
“You will never be annoying to ‘deal with’; I promise.”
Phil meant it.
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[Monday; 12.07.09; 02:59]
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Phil :]]]<333333 (02:59): Dan?
Dan (03:00): yeah??? <3
Phil :]]]<333333 (03:03): I’m scared
Dan (03:04): of what :[[
Phil :]]]<333333 (03:04): I dunno it’s just creaky downstairs and I’m alone for the night I guess
Phil :]]]<333333 (03:04): Nvm
Dan (03:05): no tell me i want to help u
Dan (03:05): plz
Phil :]]]<333333 (03:07): Well it’s just that
Phil :]]]<333333 (03:08): It’s really dark and windy
Phil :]]]<333333 (03:08): And there was a tree snapping against my window I thought our house might’ve blown down
Phil :]]]<333333 (03:09): And I thought i heard thunder which usually isn'tn too bad but right now its scaring me a bit
Phil :]]]<333333 (03:10): I don’t wanna be alone rn is all
Phil :]]]<333333 (03:10): But i am brave! So it’ll be okay i think
Phil :]]]<333333 (03:10): Don’t worry about me <33
Dan (03:11): i want to worry :[
Dan (03:11): you don’t always have to be brave <333 ily and i would give you the biggest hug if i were there
Dan (03:12): and tell the trees and thnder to fuck off and let you sleep
Dan (03:12): and then we would sleep all cuddled up togerher like we do sometimes and it would be warm and nice
Dan (03:14): i wish i were there with you
Phil :]]]<333333 (03:15): You will be someday so it’s okay now too :]
Phil :]]]<333333 (03:15): But plz tell the trees and thunder to fuck off it’s very loud :’[[[
Dan (03:16): if u call me i will????
Phil :]]]<333333 (03:17): Lol okay :p
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[Incoming call from Dan]
[Accepted]
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“Hi!” Dan really should be quieter; last time he called Phil at three in the morning his dad had yelled at him.
“Hi,” Phil’s sleep-laced voice answered.
A booming crack of thunder, and a whimper.
“Don’t worry – it… won’t hurt you.” Despite everything, Dan was sometimes still quite new to the role of 'comfort’ in their relationship.
“I know, just loud.”
Dan wished he was like Phil. He wished he could just pull out an intresting story, a funny idea.
“Sorry.”
He wasn’t like Phil, though.
“Want to play a game?”
“What game could we possibly play through a phone call?” Dan could practically hear Phil rolling his eyes.
Dan wracked his brain for quick ideas.
“Eye-Spy?”
“We’re… not in the same room Dan.”
“Yeah, true.”
Dan’s room suddenly felt rather empty and uninteresting.
Dan felt empty and uninteresting.
“What do you want me to do?” He finally muttered.
He held his breath.
“I just like hearing your voice, it calms me down. I like when you rant about things you love.”
Let it out.
“Oh. Well – want to hear my never-ending thoughts on WALL-E then?”
“Definitely.”
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[Sunday; 02.04.18; 04:12]
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“Phil?”
“Mhm?” He rolled over and rubbed the sleep from his eyes, “What’re you doing up?”
“There was a moth.”
“A moth?”
“Yes!” Dan looked around the room nervously, rolling on his heels, “It’s in the lounge somewhere and I can’t sleep knowing it’s out there — lurking.”
Phil groaned.
“Fucking kill it! Or set it free, I dunno. I just need it gone.”
“You are truly the perfect mix of 'needy child’ and 'angry businessman’, Danny.”
“Fuck off.”
“Mm, lemme get a cup then.”
Phil shoved on his glasses and stumbled out of bed into the kitchen, Dan following closely behind.
“Where was it again?” He asked, grabbing a wine glass from the cupboard.
They hadn’t really drank much alcohol these past few years– since Dan had gone on antidepressents— but they still always kept the glasses, to drink Ribena and seem fancy.
“No! You’ll need a bigger cup, it’s huge.” He whined.
“Okay,” he grabbed another glass, “where is it?”
“In the lounge last I saw.”
“I’ll go look, you get a piece of paper.”
Genuine terror painted over Dan’s face, “I don’t want to be alone.”
“Christ’s sake Dan, it’s a moth, not an armed burglar. I think you’ll live.”
“You don’t know that.”
“I do. Now, just go a minute.”
He then ventured into the lounge, still half-drowned by sleep, when he heard a shriek.
“Dan?”
“Phil! Fucking help!”
Anyone else might’ve thought Dan was being held at gunpoint from the panicked way he was yelling.
“Coming!”
He went into the hall; Dan was standing there, paralysed with fear, as a giant moth flew circles around him. He had tears threatening to fall.
“Oh dear,”
Phil went over to the closet and grabbed a broom, spent a few go’s waving it around– and almost hitting Dan in the process— before smacking it head on.
“Aw, now I feel bad for killing it,” He whispered.
Dan was on the floor now, shaking, tears stained down his cheeks. He was in only pants.
And Phil was there.
“Well, the moth’s gone now isn’t it?” He crouched down next to Dan, putting his hands gently on his shoulders.
“Mmm,” Dan had his head tucked in his knees.
“Are you okay?”
Silence.
“That’s fine. Want me to make you some tea?”
“Yeah.”
“Okay.”
A few minutes later, in the kitchen, with dried cheeks; “I can’t believe how much of a wimp I am.”
The kettle rang, and Phil took it off the stove carefully.
“No —”
“I know, I know, my therapist told me. 'It’s never weak to have fears’. But I cried over a fucking moth. In our hallway. It’s late and –”
“– and that’s okay.”
“It’s not okay Phil!”
“It’s fine in the moment, that’s what I mean.”
He grabbed a NASA mug, and poured the boiling water in a teapot.
“I must be exhausting.”
Phil dropped in a teabag.
He still remembered. It was a promise made at 4am; a promise over Skype to a more-than-slightly-terrified eighteen year old.
A promise made to a bunch of pixel’s with a name and a face and fear.
A promise his Dan probably didn’t even remember, honestly.
“No, I promised that much.”
“Mhm,”
He poured the tea.
“So, two sugars or three?”
“Two.”
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[Friday; 02.16.18; 05:12]
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Dan was on the sofa; snuggled up in blankets and watching the winter Olympics through his small Iphone screen. His eyes were heavy, he yawned.
Their bedroom door squeaked opened.
“Hey,” Phil spoke quietly.
“Up so late?”
“You’re up too.”
“Well — I’m watching the Olympics. You know it’s on late in the UK.”
“Alright.” Phil shuffled into the kitchen, grabbing a glass and leaving the cupboard door wide open.
“Why are you awake?”
“Just another nightmare, s'fine.”
“Then why did you come out here?”
His voice might’ve been read as upset – he was just tired. Half the time Dan honestly didn’t mean to come off so rude.
“Dunno,”
“What was it about?”
“Uh — I think my family was trapped, you included, and I was the only person who could save them. But I had to do something… I think, I had to open a lock to somewhere? But I was too nervous. I saw everyone die; I knew it was my fault. I saw – you know, blood. Not too much. But it’s fine.”
As he spoke, he went over to the sink and got a glass of water, adding iced-cubes; his tone was unnaturally cool and casual.
“But I heard your skull shatter –”
“What the fuck —”
“Sorry! You asked though.”
“No – I mean, that’s horrible. Jesus christ, are you okay?”
Phil shrugged, “It happens, it’s okay though. Just a dream.”
It was only at that moment Dan noticed Phil’s eyes were a little too redded, his words a little bit shaky.
Phil started back to their room.
“Are you going back to sleep?”
“Probably.” His reply was tired.
“Oh – uh, well, why don’t you stay with me and watch the Olympics? I know you’ve never really cared, not your thing, but still I think that —”
“Sure! I’ll stay, yeah.” Phil quickly answered.
“Okay.”
Phil put his glass of water back down on the counter, and walked over to the sofa. Dan opened up his blanket fort and invited Phil in.
“These are the men’s single runs.”
“Mhm,” Phil nuzzled his head into Dan’s neck, which usually would’ve bothered him, but he didn’t mind so much.
A few minutes pass, “So what’s that guy supposed to be doing? I need your commentary; you know.”
I just like hearing your voice, it calms me down.
“Well, that’s the Japanese lead skater, which means —”
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70 horrible questions
i was tagged by @jong-fetti thank u i lov u!!
i’m tagging anyone that wants to do this?? bc its really long sjksdks everything is under the cut !
01: do you have a good relationship with your parents? mm.. more with my dad but not really im not really close to them
02: who did you last say “i love you” to? i just wrote “i lov u” to arooj like five lines ago does that count
03: do you regret anything? not really? i guess there are some things but its just because they were embarrassing 
04: are you insecure? yea man  
05: what is your relationship status? single
06: how do you want to die? in any way possible please
07: what did you last eat? cereal
08: played any sports? uh. i fenced for like two years n then i got some fracture or something in my ankle and i stopped
09: do you bite your nails? no but i bite the skin like?? around my nails?? idk its nasty
10: when was your last physical fight? uh... idk i used to beat people up but they never really punched back? it was in middle school tho
11: do you like someone? jeon jungkook
12: have you ever stayed up 48 hours? nope
13: do you hate anyone at the moment? not really? there r some classmates i guess but i dont hate them to the point im constantly thinking abt it or annoyed by their presence or something like that
14: do you miss someone? yeah man
15: have any pets? no n im so sad someone get me a pet :c
16: how exactly are you feeling at the moment? im okay, i guess. ive been feeling very very tired but its just because i put myself through too much
17: ever made out in the bathroom? no
18: are you scared of sp*de*s? i mean i dont want them near me but they dont scare me. sometimes they kinda cute
19: would you go back in time if you were given the chance? nah. id like to see the future
20: where was the last place you snogged someone? nowhere i never snogged anyone man
21: what are your plans for this weekend? yoga!!
22: do you want to have kids? not really. if i do i’d adopt. also i wanna make money off my ovaries so im planning on selling them LMAO
23: do you have piercings? just my ears
24: what is/are/were your best subject(s)? art
25: do you miss anyone from your past? yes..
26: what are you craving right now? a hug
27: have you ever broken someone’s heart? i dunno, i never meant to or wanted to
28: have you ever been cheated on? no
29: have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? nah
30: what’s irritating you right now? no one wants to hold my hand
31: does somebody love you? i hope so, i just think its getting harder for me to believe but thats my fault
32: what is your favourite colour? ohh ;u; i dunno man colors are so lovely ;; ive been really into red and maroon recently everything i buy is red
33: do you have trust issues? yes it dominates the entirety of my life
34: who/what was your last dream about? i was d*ing and people were watching and laughing
35: who was the last person you cried in front of? my yoga teach :-( it was embarrassing bc i hate crying in front of people but i was so stressed and shes like a mom to me
36: do you give out second chances too easily? i used to
37: is it easier to forgive or forget? forget just bc i have a shit memory and cant remember anything
38: is this year the best year of your life? i dunno. i hope not. it would be kind of sad if it was
39: how old were you when you had your first kiss? i havent had mine yet but probably 57
40: have you ever walked outside completely naked? nah but sounds like a good time
51: favourite food? dal dhokli hell uea
52: do you believe everything happens for a reason? yeah. i think that thinking is starting to get bad for me, and that some things just happen because they happen but.. i cant seem to sway myself from thinking everything is for a reason
53: what is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? i literally cannot remember i think i video chatted w/ a friend
54: is cheating ever okay? no never never fuckin cheat on someone its so bad
55: are you mean? i try really hard not to be so i hope not :-( some people say it as a joke but im still like !!aaa!!!!!
56: how many people have you fist fought? idk no one ever fought back i just punched ppl
57: do you believe in true love? yes, whether its friends or family or a s/o
58: favourite weather? its sunny and warm n you can sit in the grass and feel a little wind going around~
59: do you like the snow? yes
60: do you wanna get married? i dunno
61: is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? ??i guess? no ones ever really done it
62: what makes you happy? my friends, shinee, art, animals, plants, music, clothes, food, blankets
63: would you change your name? not anymore, i used to dislike my name but i like it now
64: would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? i never kissed any1 on the lips but on the cheek no
65: your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? idk what the gender part of any of these questions has to do w anything but id prolly freak out and have a mtbd just bc the thought of someone liking me romantically scares me
66: do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? yeap
67: who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? my dad?
68: who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? idk man
69: do you believe in soulmates? id really like to but idk!
70: is there anyone you would die for? yes many people
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How to pick the best website audit tool for your digital agency
There is certainly a big pool of choices for agencies to choose from when it comes to picking a website audit tool.
There are standalone tools and those that come as part of a package. Some audit tools go through all pages of a website while others just give an overview of a specific page. And there are some tools that claim to be developed specifically for agencies but in reality can’t cope with the requirements that are very important to digital agencies and digital commerce services.
In this article, we are going to dive deep into what exactly agencies need when it comes to website audits and what to look for when choosing the tool for this task.
The audit has to scan deeply and provide a detailed report
Let’s start with reviewing the capabilities of website audit tools in terms of how deeply and completely they audit websites. Google ranks pages, not entire sites. So, logically, a website audit has to analyze each page separately. But it’s only at a glance, so to speak, because Google considers everything:
Domain authority and website health (that includes server information, MOZ DA, Alexa ranking, number of indexed pages, the presence of robots.txt, sitemap and so forth)
Page parameters (pages with 404 response, pages with 500 response, redirects, hreflang tag, noindex tag)
Meta tags and headings (duplicate meta tags, pages with missing meta tags, empty H1, missing H1, duplicate headings)
Link analysis (broken links, empty anchor, links with 301 redirect)
Usability (favicon, custom 404 pages, mobile optimization)
Image optimization, etc.
Advice #1: Choose a website audit with a customizable setting
Select a website audit tool that is powerful enough to scan as deeply as possible (scan all pages, subdomains, and even test pages), and with a high level of detailing so that you can see what pages require your immediate attention and which ones can wait for a little.
My favorite website audit tool in terms of control and completeness is that of SE Ranking.
These guys really went the extra mile in creating a tool that lets users set the scanning depth and speed. You can decide what pages to audit (you can upload URLs in an excel file, configure whether the scanning process should follow or ignore robots.txt rules, or set up your own rules). Plus you can choose the maximum number of pages to audit and define what should be treated as an error at the main negotiable optimization points.
I also like the fact that all their reports are white-labeled and highly customizable. On top of that, I love that the functionality of their website audit includes the option to create an XML sitemap right there in the tool and in just a few clicks.
Lead generation and website audit
SEO as part of marketing sure is a way to drive and convert traffic. In that perspective, a website audit helps to discover errors and fix problems that prevent website pages from being ranked higher in SERPs. In other words, you are using a website audit to make your website make more money. But for those that make a living out of digital marketing, a website audit is also a tool that generates income by itself so to speak.
Advice #2: Choose an audit tool that comes with embed options (aka widgets) that will generate leads for you in exchange for a website or an on-page audit
For example, SE Ranking offers a tool called lead generator which is a web form installed on your site that provides a free on-page audit to anyone that fills out the form (I also like the one from MySite Auditor). The audit report comes in a nice, easy-to-read format that anyone can understand. 
Such widgets bring value to your visitors and build trust in your services. And for you qualified leads and a list of problems their pages have which is a great starting point for a nurturing conversation.
When choosing which widget to pick, check the following:
How well and easily can you customize the widget itself and the report it generates?
Does it come as part of a subscription plan, and what package?
Do you control the number of reports the widget can generate?
What exactly does the tool audit?
Does it integrate directly with your CRM and how easily?
Ideally, the lead generating option has to be easily customizable and be able to integrate with your CRM, that way you can incorporate it nicely into your site and your business operations.
SEO Softwares that offer a lead generation form: WooRank, SE Ranking, MySite Auditor.
White-labeled SEO platform with a website audit
Presenting your SEO services based on data collected by your own technology is an incredibly powerful way to create brand ambassadors for your agency. You can use a software that offers a white labeled website audit and customizable reporting only but I found those to come with a lot of limitations. For an agency, a full white label option is the best choice regardless of whether you want to do a website audit or present an array of your digital services in a way that reflects your identity in the most complete manner.
Advice #3: Make sure the software you pick for website audit offers a white label option
Building credibility and trust with your clients is the number one priority for agencies. As found in multiple sources, over about 70% percent of a business that comes to agencies is generated through referral which is built on trust and loyalty.
A few suggestions on how to choose software with the white label option:
Choose the one that offers white label as part of a subscription plan.
The software has to be easily customizable.
The reports need to reflect your identity, be easily created and distributed.
The projects should be accessible through links with no additional authorization but with full authorization control for different levels of access.
Another valuable tip: Use your own domain/subdomain for white label SEO. That way the services you are providing will look authentic and genuine with no traces back to the parent software.
SEO Softwares where white label comes with the subscription: SE Ranking, WebCEO, BrightLocal, NinjaCat. More software are listed here.
Comparison data in a website audit
I don’t know about you but the majority of my clients are expecting results the next day after signing the retainer for my services. Their web pages should be at the top of the SERPs right away which, of course, is not possible. So what else can agencies do to justify their bread and butter for a good number of months before their efforts start yielding tangible results? I show dynamics.
Advice #4: Make sure that the website audit tool you pick comes with comparative data and dynamics analysis
Website Audit is a great tool for showing progress especially if the tool you choose provides comparison data and analytics over time. I like to show clients the initial report with all sorts of errors in there and then provide the cut from a different period of time in the month from the first reporting, two months, and so forth. Look how many errors we fixed, I tell my clients, how many things are optimized, and how many improvements we’ve implemented.
SEO softwares that offer a comparison audit: MySiteAuditor, SEMRush, ScreamingFrog, SEO Report Card.
Reporting module in a website audit
I can’t stress enough how important it is for agencies to be able to slice and dice data they are working with for a client in a visually appealing and informative format. I would say that reporting is a tool for keeping clients happy while having a close eye on the ROI of your SEO progress and investments.
Advice #5: The website audit tool of your choice has to come with a robust and highly customizable reporting module
Of course, any website audit comes with a report — how else would you see all the errors and data obtained as a result of the scanning? However, not all come with options that are absolutely necessary for agencies:
Reports should be available as an on-demand created a manual report or an automatically generated report delivered on set schedule to specific email addresses.
Reports must be white-labeled and highly customizable in order to present them in the most authentic manner that reflects your brand and expertise.
Make sure website audit reporting offers easy to use customization options, like the ability to choose a time period; drag and drop modules; notes and comments options.
Reports must be ready-to-download in popular formats such as .pdf, .csv, .xls or .html.
You should be able to email the reports and/or give access to the reports stored in the cloud.
SEO software that offer robust reporting within the website audit: SE Ranking, MySiteAuditor, SEMRush, Ahrefs.
A few words in conclusion
I know some people say that agencies or marketing teams like to use website auditing software that do just that, run a website audit.
But in my years of experience, I found it to be highly inefficient since there are so many tasks to do for a client, so many projects to handle. This contributes to the juggling between the interfaces, reports, and functionality that gets really annoying if not completely chaotic.
What I do is, use the SEO platform that comes with everything and has a very powerful website audit module that complies with all the requirements I outlined above. It saves me time and money. And I do use the one that comes with a white label, so everything I present to my clients is deeply branded and rooted into my business values.
Marco Bonomo is an SEO & CRO Expert at MediaCom London. He can be found on Twitter @MarcoBonomoSEO.
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im gonna answer those questions because im bored (:
01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
fairly good I would say. 
02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?
my mom
03: Do you regret anything?
yes, i regret some things I did in my childhood that hurt others
04: Are you insecure?
Yes I am but pretending to be confident really helps 
05: What is your relationship status?
single
06: How do you want to die?
im honestly so scared of dying so I don’t like to think about it
07: What did you last eat?
taco bell
08: Played any sports?
yes. soccer, basketball, softball in elementary school (:
09: Do you bite your nails?
no I pick at them and also pick at my skin and hair more than anything
10: When was your last physical fight?
I don’t think I’ve ever gotten into a physical altercation
11: Do you like someone?
i dont think so right now 
12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
yes and longer
13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
no I don’t. I don’t think I’m capable of harboring that feeling
14: Do you miss someone?
yes I miss my bff
15: Have any pets?
Yes! 2 dogs. one is 10 years old the other is 8 months old
16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?
tired. conflicted, out of control
17: Ever made out in the bathroom?
yes and in the shower
18: Are you scared of spiders?
horrified of spiders (:
19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
No. things happened because they were meant to and I wouldn’t change my experiences because they give me insight and have helped me grow..but if i could choose moments to re live that would be cool 
20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?
uhh friends house
21: What are your plans for this weekend?
i dont have plans as of right now but i’ll probably hang out with my friends and my family maybe
22: Do you want to have kids? How many?
ive wanted to have kids before but with the state of the world where it currently is, not so much anymore. im obsessed with being pregnant though
23: Do you have piercings? How many?
yes, 7. nostril, septum, two holes in each ear lobe and a cartilage piercing 
24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
english was my best subject in school but i dropped out so yknow...i feel like id also be good with psychology or animal science but the world may never know
25: Do you miss anyone from your past?
probably but i dont obsess over it like i used to
26: What are you craving right now?
sleep....cuddles...kisses
27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
yes
28: Have you ever been cheated on?
yes and ive also cheated ):
29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
yes.
30: What’s irritating you right now?
my body and how messy my room is..also the fact im not taking my meds
31: Does somebody love you?
yes! i am very loved
32: What is your favourite color?
greeeeen, but i like wearing black a lot
33: Do you have trust issues?
uhh. no i usually trust people pretty easily even though ive been fucked over so much, but i dont see the point in not giving people chances and forming relationships with trust
34: Who/what was your last dream about?
my last dream involved me having really nice long black hair and also getting a job and going back to high school :O
35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?
angel
36: Do you give out second chances too easily?
idk....probably
37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?
neither! honestly for me though i think that forgetting doesn’t help. it’s important to remember your experiences so that you can learn and grow and then have the potential to forgive. i think being able to forgive can be really healthy 
38: Is this year the best year of your life?
i dont think i ....have ever had a best year of my life. this year isn’t awful though, im spending time with friends, my family is healthy, ive had employment and sex so thats +++
39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
i started having sex with people when i was 5 so like, theres no real reference point for that, but my first important relationship that involved kissing and sex happened when i was 12...w someone a lot older ):
40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
YES! I WAS PSYCHOTIC DiSSOCIATING IT WAS Fun
51: Favourite food?
mac n cheese hands down, i do like mexican food though
52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
yes. i really do.
53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
i watched surgery videos...huh
54: Is cheating ever okay?
this could be taken a few different ways. cheating on a test? sure thats fine. stealing is cheating imo and i dont like stealing/shoplifting even though i’ve stolen before. i dont think its okay, but honestly if youre in poverty and you need food or diapers or clothes for your children/you/your dog or something then i understand. cheating on someone in a relationship? i understand why it happens but no i dont think its okay. if you are interested in other people or you even think you cant trust yourself in that area, address it with your partner first or take a break or break up if youre unhappy enough to do that. but i definitely do understand why it happens, especially considering ive done it before and have had it done to me.
55: Are you mean?
i would say i can be..in the sense that im too honest sometimes and things i say are sometimes difficult to hear but i try to be considerate and fair and i would say over all im pleasant to be around..more so when im medicated though
56: How many people have you fist fought?
i dont think any tbh
57: Do you believe in true love?
i dont know what this means but i do believe that love exists..its just not as selfless as people claim. every body is selfish in pretty much every aspect of life, but selfishness and love for someone arent mutually exclusive.
58: Favourite weather?
probably like 65 degrees, sunny, light breeze, clear sky, late morning/mid afternoon OR 70 degrees nights where its super dark but the air is still and you can be outside in shorts and a t shirt and not be cold and maybe rain..i like rain
59: Do you like the snow?
when it isn’t snowing in may lol. i used to live in constant snow and play in it a lot as a kid so those are some good memories...it can be annoying now but i think its very pretty.
60: Do you wanna get married?
the idea kind of scares me but if i trust and love someone enough to commit like that, yes 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
that word is honestly ruined for me lmao
62: What makes you happy?
animals, people being kind to one another, having money, SPENDING MONEY, food, inside jokes, hugs, kissing, clean socks, showering, relationships working out for other people (IT GIVES ME HOPE AND PEACE OF MIND), gifts, music, swimming, having a clean room, petting my dogs, when i look cute in an outfit, when my hair dries nice, cuddling, getting key tags for na, roadtrips, camping, things that are green, joking around with my family
63: Would you change your name?
no. i like my name. but i have friends who still call me kyle and i really prefer that at least with them..its just more comfortable
64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
no...itd be fine
65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
uh...i dont like ruining friendships with relationships...this has never happened to me so i honestly dont know
66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
yes! (:
67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
my brother 
68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
sam & angel
69: Do you believe in soulmates?
yes.
70: Is there anyone you would die for?
my mom
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