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« nanamin, since we had to change the clocks for daylight savings recently i was thinking... how do we know what time it really is ? like... who set the first clock ? what if it's actually... i'unno, noon right now ? can we just choose what time we want it to be ? »
Before speaking, Kento pauses to remove his glasses and massages his tired eyes with a weariness that could be likened to a stressed-out bear in captivity. "What do you mean by we, Itadori-kun? Please, tell me you don't adhere to these time changes.” That’s what happens when kids spend too much on social media, he supposes, expression grim. "In Japan, we follow Japan's standard time consistently throughout the year." Kento glances down at his wristwatch almost instinctively, as a reminder, as reassurance.
"Well, to put it simply, it's like taking a step forward and then backward. You end up in the same place, yes? That’s what happens every year, essentially, for countries that observe daylight savings.” If Kento’s truthful with himself, he’s always hated the disruption the change caused when talking to international clients. But that was back at his old job, his old life, and he brushes off those memories with a shake of his head.
"As humans, we've been monitoring the passage of time for millennia," he continues. "Babylonians and Egyptians utilised sundials some 5000 years ago to track time and coordinate events, particularly agricultural cycles. While the origins of the modern clock are murky, the refinement of time measurement—from seasons to seconds—has been an ongoing process throughout history." With a slight tilt of his head, he positions his glasses onto the bridge of his nose, masking the flicker of perplexity in his eyes.
"So, no, you can't simply decide what time it is. Civilisation has established the rules by which we measure time. And even though it changes from one time-zone to another, we follow the rules regarding time in our own country, much like we adhere to laws. Now, show me what time it is on your watch.” At that, Kento holds out a hand expectantly.
#[answered]#wormb0i#yuji please#im crying#hes crying#everyones bawling#daylight savings what#nanami is having a stroke#he went full lecture mode#sry for the delay#im a slowpoke
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i want to make a silly little jk abt tgcf but i can’t decide which one is better - it’s taking worship kink too far or taking worship kink too literally
#both prolly been done#im a slowpoke#anyways..#im having A Reaction to the word gege#i dont even know what it means#😬😬😬😬😬
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sleepova party
#homestuck#homestuck 413#413#← wouldve loved to have gotten it finished on the day of#but im a slowpoke#john egbert#dave strider#pepsicola#maybe#silly art
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some of the shiny recolor requests :]
#also sorry if the colors are wack im getting my tablet fixed#espeon#persian#slowpoke#gholdengo#garchomp#solgaleo#druddigon#pokemon#i love recoloring shinies but its also really funny bc i dislike some of the popular ones and love some of the most disliked ones .. teehee#ado.art
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omg this took longer than I expected but here it is for everyone that voted for fire/fairy litten line, here it is!
my main inspirations were circus hoop jugglers and traditional hula-hoop dancers!
tell me what y'all think!
#augh i think i might be sick so im very sluggish#as sluggish as a sick slowpoke can get#so art might come in slow#also about the cringetober: yeah i forgot all about it lol#i will be using some as the prompts as inspiration tho >-^#my art#my art owo#pokemon#pokemon fanart#pokemon variations#pokemon fan design#pokemon type swap#litten#torracat#incineroar#fire type#fairy type
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i cant breath.
these parallels & symbolism are killing me.
11 chapter 139 chapter
ALSO PARALLELS IN SITUATIONS IN GENERAL WHEN ARMIN NEEDS TO THINK QUICKLY TO STOP THIS MISUNDERSTANDING AND CONVINCE PEOPLE WHO VIEW OTHERS AS A THREAT
#i know im slowpoke#i love armin smsmsm#i hate my english but whatever#armin arlert#attack on titan#aot#snk#shingeki no kyojin
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Wow look
I drew my favorite Pokemon
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
#👍💖💛#im forever thankful for this guy#i still remember first seeing slowpoke in the original series#“a slowpoke fishes with their tails for shellder#their cutness started my pokemon obssesion and journey#slowpoke#pokemon#pokemon fanart#my art#slowpoke fan art
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so sleepy
#listen i have artblock so im trying to power through it#my big slowpoke cured my depression best thing i've ever spent my tax return money on#slowpoke#pokemon#mspaint#furry#fursona#beleth#sanitization relaxation
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25 - any hermit quotes that have stuck with you?
i quote this goddamn clip almost daily
#i was debating what clip i would reference here for SO LONG im so sorry anon#there's so many irl hermit clips that just stuck to my brain#i could share SO many clips that have stuck with me#but yeah no this is probably the one i at least quote the most#but my goddd the 'im such a child. im such an unbelievable child. im 20 years old walking by the canal excited by a slowpoke. like at what-#'-what stage in my life did it come to this.' from grians pokemon go video is burned into my brain cause i laughed so hard at it#also literally any bdubs vlog have incredible gems.#i have some 10 year old bdubs clips too that i find incredibly funny#.asks
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lil artfight comp 👯 owner @ s under the cut
@/longfurby on artfight, @aakiwa, @/dxc_doodles on ig, @haileyroseart, @/drxmbjxrn on ig, and @/kartostrophic on ig
#this has been such a fun exercise!!! i got most of these done in like an hour#im usually such a slowpoke but this has helped me loosen up quite a bit#artfight#artfight 2023#my art
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Slowpoke Gold is Friend Shaped
#pokemon#pokemon gold#pokemon hibiki#trainer gold#trainer hibiki#slowpoke#doodles#i never call him ethan im sorry
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pelipper mail: a torn scroll, all that is scrawled on it (in really bad panicked handwriting) is "Don't eat the mochi, Don't fall to it's tricks" overlapping itself multiple times.
...this is certainly a thing to read in the morning.
how old is this scroll actually..?
#rotomblr#pkmn irl#thanks for the ask!#trainer kieran#text post#guys... i think i get it.#not to eat the mochi. please. im dying over here.#im not a slowpoke with amnesia. come on.....#mochi has been said so many times. ... what in the 18 arceus plates of the distortion world from beyond do you want from me.
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she panini on my press till i
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my klavery shrine shelf, i dont think i posted it on the internet since the klara tounament box came out, so here it is!
also here are some more cards in my new binder (i have so many dupes, i thought it would b funny to have whole pages dedicated 2 them... lol)
#hollyposts#the art and the plushie on the shelf r from my au... just pretend u dont see them lol#i dont have any galarian form cards 4 the slowpoke line except a few full art slowkings. they r with my other full arts tho so#i am so SAD they didnt make an avery box 2 go with klara.. how could they DO that how could they.... my shelf is uneven#im still reeling from that. they BETTER release him. he needs 2 be with his girlfriend 💔#klavery
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LISTEN.. LISTEN.. REMEMBER EP 3 WHERE ASH TRIES TO UNDERSTAND THE IVYSAUR BY LYING DOWN WITH THEM AND GOU WAS APPREHENSIVE.. I LOVE HOW GOU JUST JOINS HIM WITHOUT THINKING NOW GOD I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
#you you yoiuuuu#pokeani 97#satogou#also im very scared if this slowpoke episode is gonna be like the last
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SSSSS Squad! Arres-ses-ses-ses-sest him!
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