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gayvampyr · 2 years

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shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

#i don’t even date #im a boring gay bitch #text post #top posts #10k #50k #60k #lgbt #lgbtq #queer #70k #80k #90k #100k

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bi-b1tches · 1 year

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#lesbian #lgbtq #gay #bi #im a boring gay bitch #queer #lgbt #nonbinary #ace

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cowboy-robooty · 8 months

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no guys you dont get it itager isnt sweet and tender in the domestic gay lovey dovey way theyre sweet and tender in the BRO way

#im a crazy bitch okay i will be like yes theyre lovey to eachother yes thats true #yes i only get gay and shit for itager bc theyre true love and then see something sappy and gay of them and go THAT AINT RIGHT #im a freak okay im such an asshole about itager bc i think theyre lovey to eachother in a very specific way and all other ways are cringe #me when the only itager i consume is the official goddamn hetalia manga #and them doujins made by corolla that mf was the only person ever who understood them (even if they were misguided and believed in gerita)#i like to think in my heart of hearts corolla knew the truth it was just the wrong time.#like how i know bill and ted wouldve loved touhou koishi song its just they were born in the wrong era #but yeah like germany and italy are gay in that BRO way like. its hard to describe but its not gay its more like.... friendship adjacent #like when you deeply care about your bro and act gay with them in that way they arent about that silently looks at the moonlight shit #they look at the moonlight and italy goes 'germany is right now a good time to tell you i fucked your car again' and germany goes 'What.'#ITS A BETTER AND MORE AWEZOME FORM OF LOVE IN MY HUMBLEST OF OPINIONS.... I PERSONALLY PREFER IT #its domestic in the way of having your average daily life of dicking around with your bros and throwing grenades in cars n shit #instead of domestic settling down and being all serious and sappy all the time #its lovey dovey in the way of being like AHAHA IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!! yeah bro... i really like you too *hug* im glad youre in my life #i just think thats so much more swag because settling down just does not sit right for me #i think settling down sucks tf you mean theres no more adventures and always sunny shit?#i think fruk can get into that settling down domestic shit but im a firm believer itager cant #because their entire dynamic hinges upon italy coming in and making germanys boring ass lonely life fun by ruining it everyday #its not itager if they arent grabbing eachothers balls and acting like bros #ive said this to wiener but its the itager itapan juxisposition #itapan (japans onesided crush ofc) is great because they act gay but are just bros #and itager is great because they act like bros but are gay #idk its hard to explain the nuances of it all but just trust me when i say canon content and corollas sfw doujins are the only true itager #content #robooty asshole moment sorry guys somethings wrong with me #robooty kun

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tokito-dulya20 · 5 months

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I have just one statement to make today.....

Exams suck, I hste studying. 😭

so true... but i don't even study for them ( ͡�� ͜ʖ ͡°)

(i did this drawing last year)

#explodes and turns into mist #gay bitch #just a bored and lonely gay bitch #ilona talks #if i have a yuilona.. is this.. muilona?#yuilona #muilona #its like im shipping my kny oc with the tokito twins #tokito twins #kny oc #demon slayer #kny oc i guess #draws #ilona dulina #ilona draws

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perenlop · 9 months

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God I really wish I could be hyperfixated on things that are better like Kirby or Pokemon or even Sonic again, it's been a bit and I miss that guy. But instead my brain is slamming the Warriors button like its 2013 again

#sorry gamers... they do mean what they say abt ur middle school interests never leaving you #whats worse is im also thinking abt wof again bc of the parallels and tui being a former erin aughhhh #maybe i should just to renew my brain and put my friends through psychic damage through secondhand knowledge #and also moon and kinkajou because those bitches were gay and you cannot convince me otherwise #and yeah actually its overall just a more pleasant read bc the characters actually like each other #but unlike wc i have no desire to read beyond arc 2 at all. everything i have heard about it takes away 20 hp from me #and i remember hating darkness of dragons sm that it killed all my excitement for the arc and book 1's summary #could not convince me. also how do you have bug dragons and make them look boring as hell #echoed voice

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francy-sketches · 1 day

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be cringe, pick a fight on twitter 💪

just went on a hater rant against beloved tv show hannibal on my priv I should post that on main and make people with meat emojis in their display name really get mad at me yes or no

#asks #anonymous #jk im not gonna do that #cannot think of a worse way to spend my day than fighting with 🌈🍖🔞💀🕊😈🥵🍆💦 bitches on twitter #except perhaps targ stans but at least sometimes they're funny #my hannibal opinion is that its fun for the silly gore and once you remove that you're left with a pretentious nothingburger. btw #also um. full disclosure i didnt finish it.................s3 was 2 boring for me sorry. I stand by my hater opinion tho #like there's gotta be a better show to put in the gay holy trinity with black sails & iwtv #i guess its bc they're all like. edgy gay shows with evil bitches as opposed to like the good omens type. but theres gotta be smth better #I understand the cultural significance of hannibals to tumblrinas. I just think its time to move on #this isnt a take im willing to die for if you wanna call me a dumb baby who doesnt understand subtle writing or smth ill be like ok sure #I just like being a hater :3

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the-wraiths-wife · 17 days

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I woke up and chose violence

HOT TAKE

Am I the only one who thinks Avery is a bit boring?

Like her only personality trait is obsessing over the Hawthornes, and being SmArT

Gurl 🙄✋

In my native place we call PPL like her desperate, we call them hens💀—

Sorry someone had to

Literally me trying to find her personality

I'm sorry Avery stans but I had to say it.....

No hate to jlb or Avery

She's just like Bella swan tho 💀

Lowkey think the latter is better

Like Avery is SO dem full of herself

Eg

Extert from the Hawthorne Legacy

“Thea's poker face was good, but mine was better”

Gurl stop.

I know ppl who coul have your eyes out on a platter

And the famous quote of hers is -

“My house my rules.”

My honest opinion -

A) Did she actually say that?

B) You know who else says this? My mom

And after she donates the money she's like

“oH mY gAwD iM sOoO kInD”

*wheeze

I cant—

We KNOW you donated like 94% of the money (which was pretty dumb u could've donated like 50%) [Tobias' ghost is having a seizure]

You don't have to RUB IT IN OUT FACES OMG

At some points in the book I wanted to jump in and beat her up.

Next hot take -

Jameson's mid asf

#woke up and chose violence #i know y'all are gonna kill me #rip me #the inheritance games #avery grambs #avery kylie grambs #ngl she's pretty boring #dont call me a pick me yall im a gay bitch who simps for everyone #my gay bestie agreez.#and if he agrees yk theres smth wrong 💀💀#annabeth chase is so much better #inej and jude be wheezing in the back at Avery's desperatation—#i have a gut feeling lyra is gonna be just as boring #i call the shots : Lyra Kane is gonna be boring too—

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chadnemi · 1 year

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#sakuatsu #haikyuu!!#skts #its all skts’s fault #hq #haikyū!!#gay bitches #literally am just reposting some of my tweets on here cause im bored #hashtag archive

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widevibratobitch · 7 months

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Uhhh for blorbo bingo athos?

misogyny wins! i love this guy!

#i love it when bad things happen to him and he just sighs and then dies #also love how he was the coolest baddest hottest most sarcastic bitch in paris when he was at his worst and lowkey suicidal #and the moment he finds some inner peace he immediately turns into the lamest boring useless tired stinky old man #(everyone is still obsessed with him tho) but he's still hot so at least there's that.#love this guy #the three musketeers #why are you gay #still obsessed with the fact that the only time he has sex with a woman (sans milady ig? who knows tho. maybe they never fucked)#its because she is dressed as a man (and im 100% sure he didnt realise until his sad old dick was already past the point of no return)#thanks pizzaaaa uwu #ask game

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bylertruther · 1 year

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listened to sadie n finn's episode of tht podcast they were on together and like. i wonder if finn's silence / short responses when it comes to mike stems from him feeling like mike is no longer as ""big"" of a character as he was in seasons past or if it's bc he can't speak about mike deeply anymore without treading into """spoilery""" banned by his netflix nda or whatever territory 🧐

#he used to have so much to say abt mike in interviews when he was younger but then.............#it just . no offense but how tightlipped SOME of them have to be makes their interviews so boring like it's always the same Qs and As 😭#and i know part of it is bc they literally cannot ask certain things but DAMNNNNNN BITCH CAN WE FRESHEN IT UP A BIT LIKE 😭#sigh. sniffles n shakes n cries im jus so hungry 4 content i want to kno abt tht boy and yet no one will give me anything........#duffers count ur days etc etc #feeling like i felt as a will stan after watching s3 #which is a good thing ig bc gay shit is coming but like . pero like ...................

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spurkspaint · 2 years

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i$tg im gonna go waltet ot mode why i$ no one talking jsksjskjsksjsjsjsjsjsjssjksje

#hfjone #hfjone bryce #hfjone liam #hfjone soda bottle #hfjone backpack #shitpost #shitposting #idk lmao #pl #$ talk to me im bored a$f rn #and hungry #gay romanian bitche$ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

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bi-b1tches · 1 year

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Bisexual stereotypes in media: ~free love~ manic pixie dream folks, chaotic forces of nature driven largely by libido, I don't like labels sweaty ;))

Bisexual stereotypes among actual bisexuals: fucking useless but probably wearing a cool jacket

#im a boring gay bitch #bi #bisexual #lgbtqia #shitposting #lgbtqai

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gargoylepuke999 · 1 year

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Am i crazy or does mike wheeler have attachment issues

#I know im not cuz he just like me fr #Bruh i never use tumblr anymore💀#Bored as hell n started thibking about the gay lil bitch #jay shouts into the abyss #byler

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kl-u-th · 1 year

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Hahaha this bitch doesn't know he gay af lmao

#D2 #destiny #destiny 2 #exo #gay robots #gay #robo bitch #this dumbass lmao #idk #im bored

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adenctm · 2 years

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first of all, this is just me having fun because I love byler I and associate them a lot with music, so yeah :D . I'm going to do more of these (byler/Mike/Will coded music in spanish)

estrechez de corazón by los prisioneros

I think Mike would listen to this song and totally feel identify with it, just read the lyric. The song is about a relationship where one of the parts don't decide if they want to be with the other because have a lot of things in their head, a lot going on, so yeah, Mike core much.

[intro]

Don’t stand in front of me

with that hurtful look

I can understand narrow-mindedness

I can bear the lack of experience

but I won't put up with narrowness of heart

[verse 1]

don’t talk like that again

do not downgrade these relationships

if we live on love and kisses

don’t talk me of hatreds and betrayals

how many things will be said

in the war of love

words are blades

when are handled by pride and passion

[chorus]

you're crying and you do nothing

to understand anyone but yourself

hey, I’m not going to take it

you can’t show

hey, I’m not going to take it

narrowness of heart

[verse 2]

don't destroy just for the sake of it

don’t want to erase every moment

happiness does not have to be

incinerated along with the suffering

I don’t ask you for anything more than

to value this sentiment

that you keep it in a book

and treasure it close to your heart

[chorus]

Do you know how has been loved?

have you embraced/hugged as much as me?

today you can't prove

I don't have to endure

no, you cannot prove

narrowness of heart

[verse 3]

Don’t stand in front of me

with that hurtful look

put your hand on my chest

and acknowledge that this heartbeat doesn't lie

too bad it's like this

it's the game of love

when the firmer it seems

a castle collapses in pain

[chorus]

you're crying and you do nothing

for forgiving no one but you

narrowness of love, selfishness

narrowness of motive, you won't look at me

Hey, I won't endure narrowness of heart!

Oh-oh, oh-oh, your heart

#byler #byler music #music in spanish #mike wheeler #mike is a little confused bitch #and i kin so much so yeah i understand you my dude #also this song is so amazing the group as well #byler tumblr #i was just kinda bored i wanted to do this #estrechez de corazón #im gonna do more of this bc this was so much fun #mike x will #mike wheeler i know what you are #mike wheeler is bi #mike wheeler is gay #mike wheeler is not straight

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eskamtrash · 1 year

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God it smells like 2016 tumblr over here

#touch grass maybe <3 #no but fr i remember being this brainwashed that i thought gay media had like. idk being always there?#like OMFG there are SOOO many gay tv shows or films or. but the thing is. there ARENT #and most of the ones that exists. are bad #just like wlw media if im being honest #idk what im trying to say here but. dont pit bad bitches against each other. eat the rich etc #fight for your show or whatever!! even if it looks boring af #<3

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