we should all trust my instincts when it comes to bouchards. well before i knew elias was capital E evil i heard his voice from day fucking one i was like oh i dont like or trust this man. and i was right. anyway i dont reallyyyy trust gwen either BUT i like her and feel compelled to sympathize with her.

I’m surprised your tag for Quinn isn’t “my boyfriend” and your tag for Petey isn’t “Kylie’s boyfriend”

I can’t prioritize one of my boyfriends by giving him that exclusive tag so Quinny will have to stay Quinny but for Petey it’ll just be too much work to go back and change the tags to Kylie’s husband once you get married

Do you have any ideas for evil little Victorian lad aka Elias/Jonah? (Btw these have all been really interesting so far!)

WHY YES I DO, THANK YOU FOR ASKING :D

these are specifically for Jonah/Jonah!Elias, but I can also do ones for OG Elias later if you'd like me to!

I have two scents that I think that Jonah would have loved, and continued to wear as he hopped from host to host. the first is Hammam Bouquet by Penhaligon's. this scent was first made in 1872, and is still made to this day. it has notes of lavender, cedar, rose, jasmine, and sandalwood. it's a powdery, musky wood/amber fragrance that is, to many, very old-fashioned. it's strong and aromatic, and is something that I think would leave a strong impression on anyone meeting Jonah/Elias for the first time.

the second scent I have picked out for him is Lavender by Floris. this scent was launched in 1821, and is--as the name implies--lavender forward. it also has notes of sage, cedar, violet, vanilla, and bergamot. this one is a bit lighter than Hammam Bouquet, but it is still a very classic, old-fashioned masculine fragrance. I think this would be the one Jonah/Elias would wear day-to-day, while Hammam Bouquet would be a more special occasion sort of scent.

I really like the idea of Jonah sticking with fragrances that have been around for two centuries. they appealed to him back in the 1800s, and they appeal to him still.

i missed seeing charlotte seiyuu tag a post & going on the wiki for a show ive never watched only 2 then nod serenely when i find out the obvious

Why would you ask when you could simply order? I’m not seeing a lot of initiative from you on that part, so I doubt it.

You pathetic little thing. You need instruction? You need me to demand from you? You think you’re worth my time?

You think you’re worth the effort to train you into something useful? Coming into my inbox with your bravado and your brattiness.

You wanted my attention? Here it is then.

Kneel. Right now. You will be on your knees. You will look up at the empty space where you want me, smirking, down at you. You will whisper my name, and you will feel the way I dismiss you, the way I look you over and sum you up, the way you have been inspected and found wanting. And you will beg. You will tell me why you deserve another glance. And maybe I’ll pity you. And maybe you’ll never feel the weight of my gaze again.

There. Is that all better?

I don’t care.

for da hell of it o(￣▽￣)b

upon  returning  to  the  japanese  sitting  room  ,  one  of  suzume's  little  birds  rushes  to  meet  her  .  '  we  have  a  guest  ,  '  she's  told  .  her  brows  rise  .  it's  not  the  sort  of  information  they  normally  relay  to  her  ,  what  with  their  focus  being  on  other  members  of  japan's  staff  .  but  they  must  be  an  important  guest  ,  if  they're  worth  mentioning  .  and  so  ,  she  dares  to  ask  —  '  who  ?  '  something  entirely  too  close  to  a  growl  rumbles  in  her  throat  processing  their  response  .  an  idea  manifests  in  her  head  soon  after  ,  however  ,  and  she  nods  wordlessly ,  disappearing  into  her  quarters  ,  reemerging  with  writing  tools  .  planting  herself  in  a  spot  on  the  floor  ,  she  prepares  her  materials  ,  diligently  grinding  water  and  inkstick  into  the  inkstone  . the  brush  quietly  scratches  against  paper  as  she  writes  ,  interrupted  by  the  meeting  room  door  swinging  open  .  onyx  hues  snap  to  @thenxghtwemxt  as  he  emerges  .  the  bamboo  handle  barely  makes  a  sound  against  its  rest  as  she  sets  her  brush  down  .  "  your  majesty  ,  "  her  voice  is  even  ,  monotone  ,  as  she  addresses  him  .  "  i  wonder  if  i  might  pick  your  brain  .  "  she  rises  from  the  floor  in  one  fluid  motion  ,  crossing  her  arms  over  her  chest  .  "  i'm  drafting  a  report  to  send  to  my  fellow  advisors  ,  but  i've  nothing  to  send  them  with  regards  to  our  nations'  …  friendship  .  "  kaito  trusts  him  ,  and  she's  inclined  to  trust  her  cousin's  judgment  ,  but  out  of  reflex  ,  she  remains  skeptical  of  the  new  german  king  all  the  same  . 

BEAT THE MAIN GAME OF BORDERLANDS 3 🎉🎉🎉

TMA 119: "That's. not. funny." / "I know."

Me: -openly sobbing-

and here’s another one!!

🩰 - tell me a headcanon you have for a character and i'll add on to it! (and maybe write a short blurb if i really like it)

my rly random headcanon about tasm!peter is that he has adhd. i couldn’t tell you why, but it makes sense in my mind. like he fixates on things for hours on end until you have to drag him away and force him to eat and have a glass of water (or three), he’s constantly getting distracted, especially like out in public he’ll stop to give dogs belly rubs and take pictures of anything he finds remotely interesting. and he’s constantly saying the most random stuff ever that just baffles you. but yeah that’s it lmao, just big golden retriever energy😭😭

I LOVE THIS HEADCANONNN!! i have adhd myself so i can totally relate to all of this and i can definitely see peter being adhd. like the evidence is in the movies he's impulsive and hyperfocuses and gets distracted all the time and yeah. there is no way this boy is not adhd nothing anyone could possibly say will convince me otherwise. and honestly i think mcu!peter is also adhd. i think they show it a little differently before mcu!peter's more wholesome and more of an extravert but they both definitely show the characteristics.

feel free to ignore everything under this but i'm about to go on an mbti rant woohoo-

i also think mcu!peter's an enfp and tasm!peter's an infp. it may just be that tom holland's an enfp and andrew garfield's an infp but i definitely see it in their characters. like they're similar but you definitely see mcu!peter's extraverted intuition way more and tasm!peter is absolutely a primary introverted feeler. like mcu!peter is always super idea-focused and gets distracted more easily while tasm!peter is so so focused on his personal values and is more likely to hyperfocus on things. there we've rounded back to the adhd thing good job elia haha-

You can and will do great things. Believe in yourself, because you're my bestie and I believe in you.

Ily/p

Crying /pos

LOVING THE NEW URL

I LOVE U!!

made one of these for funsies

heavily annotated breakup chronicle (template here)♡ i had so much fun filling this out lol

Help I've ranted about Elias so much to my non-tma-listener friends that when I talked about horse plinkos and who mine was they both immediately clocked in with "Elias?"

*screams* I truly want to throw him to the sun lmao

astoriaaaaa babe what’s ur fav emoji?? <3

probably 🔪 cause i use it so much or 💀 cause i use it whenever people surprise me (which is a lot)