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Kadaver Kids (Xavier Thorpe x singer!Reader)
this was inspired by Tonight You are Mine by @lovetorn cause I really liked theirs and I have been considering doing something like this anyways.
pairing: Xavier x reader
description: Ajax drags Xavier with him to see his childhood friend’s band perform.
warnings: its a song fic. song lyrics are included. yuh.
word count: 2520
Status: unedited
Part two
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“So who is it we’re seeing again?” Xavier asked as he followed Ajax out of the uber and onto the sidewalk.
“My friend Y/n. We were neighbors growing up. She’s a normie, but she’s always been really kind to me. She’s in a band and this is their first ever concert in Jericho.” said Ajax, paying the driver on his phone before shoving it back into his pocket, “Wanna smoke before we go in?”
“I’ll wait with you.” Xavier politely declined.
Concerts had never been his thing. They were too loud with too many people but Ajax had been so excited for the show, and so insistent that he didn’t want to go alone.
“what type of music do they play?” asked Xavier as he leaned against the wall of the ally beside the venue.
“Uh.” Ajax began, blowing out smoke and coughing slightly as he did, “like, rock? She calls it angry girl music.”
“sounds interesting.”
Xavier turned his gaze to the ally’s entrance to see a throng of people already lined up outside.
“we should probably head over soon if you want to be close to the stage.” he said, gesturing to the crowd.
Ajax nodded and put out his joint before shoving what was left back in his pocket.
“good point.”
A few minutes later and the pair were inside. It was a nice venue, a bit decrepit, but nice. They found places front and center in the audience and began to wait for the band to come on.
“There’s no opener, its just gonna be them.” said Ajax, “and they’re throwing a party after at Y/n’s parent’s house after that we’re invited to. It’s just gonna be a little get together.”
“I forget that you’re actually from Jericho.” Xavier laughed, “and we’ll see, depends on how late the concert goes.”
The pair fell into silence for a moment before Ajax spoke up.
“Listen,” he awkwardly began and Xavier turned to face him, “Y/n? well shes really pretty. That’s all I’m saying. Just, be careful okay?”
“What? is she a maneater like the hall and oats song? don’t worry Ajax, after Bianca I think I can handle anything. Plus, I’m not really looking for anything new right now.”
“I meant more so that if you hurt her we’ll have problems.” said Ajax, “And yeah I know I just wanted to say something you know? just in case. She’s like a sister to me. We literally grew up together bro.”
Xavier nodded.
“Right, no hurting Y/n.”
“No matter how tough she makes herself out to be.”
“Yes. No matter how tough she makes herself out to be.” repeated Xavier, annoyance coloring his tone.
“Good.” nodded Ajax, “Again, I’m sorry about this. I just couldn’t in good conscience say nothing.”
“No man, I get it.” nodded Xavier, “family is family.”
“Thanks.” Ajax smiled, “I wonder when they’re gonna come on. We’ve been here a while already.”
Just as the last word left his mouth, the entire venue went pitch black and there was the sound of muffled footsteps. In the darkness, Xavier could just make out four figures as they found their places.
The stage lights raised and a girl at the front yelled:
“We’re Kadaver Kids! Get ready for us to make your ears bleed! one, two, three, four!”
I wrote a song on your guitar and it sounds like.
The lead singer broke into a killer breif guitar solo.
You wrote a song on my guitar and it sounds like shit.
Xavier moved his eyes across the stage. The drummer was to the right, dressed in ripped black jeans, a black muscle tee, and lots of jewelry. To the left was another person playing guitar with close cropped hair and a muddied and torn vintage dress matched with thick soled combat boots. The bassist stood at the front beside the singer in a pair of black overalls and with hair teased to all hell. The singer herself was holding a guitar that she was only using to play the songs solos.
“That’s Y/n.” Ajax said, leaning over to Xavier so he could hear, “the lead singer.”
You only like me when I’m sad
You only want me when I’m feeling bad
You only like me when I’m sad
You only want me when I’m feeling bad
And now I’m feelin’ so bad!
She sang, her h/c hair whipping around her face as she put her heart into the music. She too wore a pair of thick soled black boots. Paired with a pale yellow babydoll dress and again, a lot a lot of jewelry. Her ears full of earrings, at least five necklaces, a spiky collar with matching wrist cuffs and, of course, rings. Lots of rings.
Xavier understood now why Ajax had warned him.
After the first song ended, the audience cheered and Xavier leaned over to Ajax.
“I’m surprised,” he laughed, clapping, “they’re actually good.”
Ajax nodded enthusiastically.
“I’ve been trying to tell you!”
“Hey all!” called the girl, Y/n, sounding much sweeter than when she’d been singing once the audience had calmed down, “Thank you so much for having us! I am actually from Jericho and this is the first time we have ever had the privilege of playing here.”
There was another round of cheers and Y/n looked around at her bandmates with a wide smile before turning back to the crowd.
“As I mentioned, we are Kadaver Kids! we’re gonna do like, some little stupid introductions for you guys now. On the drums we have Ace!”
The drummer played briefly and the audience cheered.
“On guitar we have the wonderful Violet, everyone give them a good ol’ round of applause.” said the bassist next gesturing to the guitarist behind him who too played a brief solo before the audience silenced them.
“Our lovely bassist here beside me is the incredibly talented Louis.” said Y/n, turning to face the man beside her who smirked and played a bit to the same response as the others.
“And our jaw dropping vocalist and lead guitar is the amazing, undeniable, fucking dumbass, Y/n.”
Y/n waved and the audience cheered much louder than before. Once they had calmed down, she opened her mouth to speak again.
“Just one last thing, I wanna give a shout out to my best friend who is in the crowd with us tonight, Ajax! Ajax, raise your hand!”
Sheepishly he did so to several cheers.
“Alright well, that was quite a warm welcome for us all.” said the bassist with a light laugh, “The next one we’re gonna play is called Awesome Party, dude!”
“We encourage singing along.” said Y/n, dipping the microphone and speaking directly into it.”
The bandmates exchanged a nod before they turned back to the audience and Y/n started singing.
Well it’s a cool, cool party thanks for telling me
to come back to your house that we grew up in back in july
did you know that you forgot to call me on my birthday 
well thats okay, cause I dont even know your birthday anymore
I dont even know your birthday anymore
Xavier couldn’t take his eyes off the girl as she half screamed and half sang. There was something so incredibly brutal about her, she was all rough edges.
And things dont change at all that much
you’re still wearing the same sneakers
I still smoke the same cigarettes
The bassist kept making weird faces to girls in the audience who were swooning on the spot, the guitarist was jumping around as they played, the drummer smiled brightly the whole time despite the visible sweat dripping down his face. They all appeared to be having the absolute best time despite the tone of the music they played.
It’s a cool, cool party but I can’t come back again
you are everything, you’re perfect
you’re my best misquito friend
it’s a cool, cool party
I don’t love you anymore!
As she screamed that last line she stood up straight, eyes wide as she looked out at the audience in apparent amazement during a short instrumental break.
I dont love you anymore!
I don’t love you anymore!
I don’t love you anymore!
She kept screaming the line, appearing more and more joyous with every repetition.
I don’t love you anymore!
“Are all their songs so sad?” asked Xavier as the audience applauded the end of the song.
Ajax shrugged.
“Shes not a very happy person, she tries her best though.”
“I will say, they have a great stage presence. They’re really playing the crowd.” Xavier said once they had finished a song called The World Ends With You that Y/n had spent all of dancing and jumping around the stage. She was absolutely eye catching, intoxicating even.
“Yeah. I’m really happy to finally get to see them live. I used to watch them practice before they blew up and I helped record some of their first album and shit.”
“Really? thats so cool.”
“Alright folks, last song of the night.” Y/n announced all too soon.
“Last song of the night!!!” roared the bassist into his microphone to many cheers and screams from girls in the audience.
Y/n rolled her eyes.
“Oh don’t mind him, he’s not nearly as cool as he seems.” she teased and he feigned offense from beside her, “we’re gonna end it on a sad, slow, fan favorite. Can anyone guess what it is?”
There were sounds of people screaming the names of so many different songs that Xavier couldn’t hear a single thing anyone was really saying.
“Yeah! Howd you know!” cried Y/n in suprise before dropping the act, “Just kidding. I have no clue what any of you said but what I do know is that we are going to play Humpty! yeah! A super sad one instead of a regular sad one!”
The music started and Y/n drew herself close to the microphone, holding it as if it were someone she loved dearly.
I’ll live in the bathtub, its cool and its clean
its smooth and its sturdy, it’s all that I need
“her voice sounds totally different on this one.” Xavier said, leaning over to Ajax.
“Yeah.” he responded with a smile, “it took her so long to figure out how to sing the way she wanted to. This is what she sounded like before the band. They only have a couple songs where she uses her real voice, I’m really happy they’re playing one even if it is so sad.”
All the eggshells are on the ground
and I try, I’m trying to pick them up but
they crack and crumble, it’s all too much
too frail for me to touch.
“Does she write the songs?” Xavier asked, his gazed fixed on the girl who was now bent over into the microphone as she sang with a powerful yearning.
“Yeah.” Ajax nodded, “always has since she was little. She says that everything she sings has to be something she writes because if it’s not, it wont be true.”
I broke what you gave me
but you kept giving more
and I’m sorry for taking
But I keep wanting more, more, more
Xavier thought hard about what his friend had said.
“Does that mean all her songs are based on like, real experiences and shit?” he asked.
“Yeah.” Ajax answered as the song ended and the crowd exploded into cheers once more.
“That’s metal.” Xavier nodded.
“Thank you guys so much for coming out! Again, we are Kadaver Kids and there will be no encore because I, am tired!”
The crowd laughed and her band mates got up. As they were readying to leave, Y/n leaned back into the mic once more.
“Oh! And as for the pretty boy in the front row,” she called, pointing at Xavier who felt his cheeks grow hot, “You can come see me backstage.”
She winked and the audience went wild.
“Guys! Guys! Guys!” she cried, feigning innocence, “It’s cause he’s Jax’s plus one! duh! god! you guys are all so dirty minded.”
She stuck her tongue out in fake disgust before waving and following her bandmates off stage.
Xavier stood there, dumbstruck for a few moments, staring at the space on stage the girl had just occupied.
“Holy shit.” he said under his breath, she said he was pretty.
“come on!” said Ajax, excitedly tugging at Xavier’s sleeve, “let’s go say hi!”
Xavier followed his friend back past the security guards and into a dingy area with several closed doors off of it. In the room was everyone except the guitarist and singer.
“hey guys!” said Ajax with a big smile and a wave, “you were amazing!”
“Thanks” said the bassist, standing up from the couch he sat on and walking over.
“We’re really happy you could make it.” called the drummer from where he still sat, “Y/n is so excited to see you.”
A door opened and out stepped the guitarist now wearing a pair of faded grey sweatpants and a white crop top that lay flat over their chest.
“Sup.” they said, nodding to Ajax who smiled back.
“So, whos your friend?” asked the drummer, pointing to Xavier who suddenly felt very self conscious in his jeans, hoodie, and flannel.
“This is Xavier.” said Ajax, stepping to the side a bit so everyone could see.
“Nice to meet you, I’m Lou.” said the bassist, holding out his hand which Xavier shook.
“I know I was introduced as Ace but that’s my stage name. I’m Nate.” waved the drummer from the couch.
“Vi.” Said the guitarist as they took a seat next to nate.
There was the sound of another door opening and everyone turned to see Y/n emerging, now clad in a pair of short black shorts and an oversized grey hoodie.
“Jax!” she yelled, flinging herself at his friend who hugged her tightly back.
“You were amazing up there Y/n.” Ajax said once they’d separated, 
“Why thank you,” Y/n smiled and mimed curtsying before turning to xavier who felt the blood rush to his cheeks once more.
She was much shorter than he had expected.
“I expect you’re Xavier then?” she asked, looking up at him as she pulled her necklaces out from beneath her hoodie.
He nodded.
“hehe we match.” she smiled.
“What?” he asked.
she gestured to his chest and he looked down to see that the hoodie he had on just happened to be the same one the girl was wearing.
fuck. that was cute.
“yeah, I guess we do.” he answered.
“I like you.” said Y/n after a moment, grabbing his hand in her own.
Ajax sent Xavier a look he understood to be a reiteration of the warning he’d given before the show.
“To the after party?” asked the drummer standing up.
“yeah!” exclaimed Y/n, jumping up slightly before turning to Xavier, “Come on!”
With that she dragged him out of the venue through the backdoor.
Fuck. I’m in trouble.
Part two
SONGS USED
Pressed 2 Death by Illuminati Hotties
Awesome Party, Dude by Sorry Mom
The World Ends With You by Newgrounds Death Rugby
Humpty by Mitski
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smittyw · 4 months
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alllll rip’rs NO skip’rs gang
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cyberanqel · 5 months
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she is angelic
from @/julienlovedog on twitter!
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taste-in-music · 9 months
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He's gonna start infecting my life It will hit all at once like sepsis
victim of a bad inclination: female driven indie rock about unfortunate decisions
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fiannalover · 3 months
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Me when I'm really good at letting people know I agree with their plans
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glittergroovy · 11 months
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poetofthelord · 8 months
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unforgettable show at red rocks in CO with Boygenius and Illuminati Hotties 8/5/23
(all pictures from @boygeniusontour on instagram)
The mentioned account helped organize a fan project where we passed out slips of paper to make a big rainbow during Ketchum, ID. My friends and I helped pass put the slips during the opener and we were so proud to help create such a magical night!!
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girlwiththegreenhat · 3 months
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illuminati hotties has two modes:
the most BOPPIN' funky party punk you've ever heard in your life
tender depression
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soundgrammar · 10 months
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Listen/purchase: Pool Hopping by illuminati hotties
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bubbleteagrunge · 2 months
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that thing about needing illuminati hotties to produce olivia rodrigo's songs... GOD COULD YOU FUCKING IMAGINE...
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mads-haus · 1 year
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Illuminati Hotties tonight, banger show
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el-fandom-birb · 27 days
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WHOOOOOO WILL BE LEEEEEFT WHEN WE GEEEET TO THE EEEENND TERRIFIEEEEED I’LL PRETEEEEND ITS SOME DOOOOMSDAY MYYYYTH !!!
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tuuneoftheday · 1 year
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Dim Wizard - Ride the Vibe
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thepermanentrainpress · 8 months
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CONCERT REVIEW: BOYGENIUS W/ CARLY RAE JEPSEN AND ILLUMINATI HOTTIES AT PNE AMPHITHEATRE - JULY 28, 2023
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In 1964, The Beatles played at the PNE fairgrounds to a screaming, euphoric crowd. Nearly 60 years later, it’s time for Paul and John to move over. Lucy Dacus, Phoebe Bridgers and Julien Baker – collectively known as boygenius – brought a show to the PNE Amphitheatre for the new generation. The crowd, artists, and overall atmosphere had an energy that The Beatles could only wish for in the modern age. Enthusiasm, creative outfits, and cheers aplenty filled the air all evening long. This night truly demonstrated “boygeniusmania.”
Opening the evening were illuminati hotties. The LA-based quartet is fronted by audio engineer and producer Sarah Tudzin, who worked on boygenius’ debut album The Record. Their set was short and sweet, bringing a lot of punk energy to warm the crowd up. “It’s good to be up here, Vancouver. I love it,” Sarah told us halfway through. “Tim Horton, watch out, wherever you are. This is a brand new song, it’s called Truck.” With that, they launched into their latest single with rather biting, sarcastic lyrics, released just last week. 
The group has a captivating stage presence. They give the feeling of a close-up set in an intimate DIY venue, while playing to a crowd of thousands. I appreciate their music type – a mix of indie folk and straight punk. It’s rapid with a stripped-down feel, but also loud and hard enough to grab your attention (they self-describe it as “tenderpunk”). The set was full of soft and smooth licks with bitter lyrics and expressive, diverse vocals. More than one member took turns on the mic, the singing ranging from sad and sympathetic to angry and fierce. They really hyped us up early on, and were a perfect complement to the musical style of boygenius.
“I could use your help on this next one,” Sarah asked. “But I’ll teach it to you in case you don’t know it.” She launched into a rendition of “freequent letdown” with a pessimistic (and punk) vibe. (“I’m always letting everyone down, I’m always letting everyone know I’m down.”) The crowd was into it, and we all sang along to the chorus. By the end of their set, illuminati hotties had gotten the crowd cheering and moving, pumped for what was to come. 
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This was a special night for Mission’s own Carly Rae Jepsen. In addition to being a hometown show, it was an album release party. Carly’s latest, The Loveliest Time, had just been released that day. As a longtime Carly fan, I was curious as to what the setlist would look like. How many brand new songs? How much old material? In the end she played four tracks from the new record, including the lead single “Shy Boy.” I was happy to hear “All That” – a slightly deep cut from 2015’s E•MO•TION.
Carly is best known for her dance pop style. However, many of the songs she played were on the slower, mellow side. Her soft, smooth voice introduced “Western Wind” as “a song I wrote in California about missing home in Canada,” naturally leading to applause. Then the tempo switched – “Time to turn it up!” Carly exclaimed, launching into “Psychedelic Switch.” This was my personal favourite of the new album songs. It was even named Best New Track by Pitchfork this week. I’m glad it made its way into the set.
About halfway through came Carly’s signature song. One of the most successful singles of all time, the entire crowd was jumping and singing along to that 2012 classic, “Call Me Maybe.” She went into the audience near the front for this one. Many phones were out to capture the moment. The energy was palpable, and kept going for the catchy and repetitive “I Really Like You.” This was a double punch (“just to send the message home”) paired with “Want You in My Room.” We were near the end now and the high energy songs had taken over. The big finale was “Cut to the Feeling” – a summer single released between albums that ended up being the most danced to of her whole set. There’s something special and extra fun about that one, particularly on a sunny Friday evening.
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Carly was joined by backup dancers and a full band, her dancers really enhancing the choreography. As a trio they synced, they waved, and they really made a flash on stage. I’ve seen Carly in the past and was a little disappointed she didn’t have more banter with the audience—I’m not even sure she mentioned her new album. There were no outfit changes or flag waving or anything like that, though I understand time was a factor. Similarly, I was surprised she didn’t do an encore. 
As boygenius took the stage (to the classic anthem “The Boys Are Back In Town”), the crowd could probably be heard from the next town over. We got to see them perform “Without You Without Them” on camera backstage before making their way to our viewpoint—a cool gimmick that only built hype further.
“What universe is this?” Phoebe asked us. “It doesn’t make sense we saw Carly Rae Jepsen and then played after her. And Sarah from illuminati hotties helped make the record!” It was clear the headliners were just as thrilled about the talented lineup as the audience was. In addition to great music, the trio brought a lot of passion and genuineness to their set. They have a lot of fun performing and a special bond as friends and coworkers captured in their music and live set. You can’t fake that kind of synergy and talent. It translates to a great show and a feeling of beauty beyond words. 
The group only has one album and an EP so far, and the setlist consisted of almost all their material. It was a mixture of slow and fast throughout. Each of the three ladies have their own unique style, whether playing soothing violin or shredding a guitar hard. And they come together to create something even better than the sum of their parts. It was a unique, amazing experience seeing all this camaraderie live. Their music and live show goes beyond words, better in person than studio. 
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I was curious as to if we’d hear any solo tracks from the artists. Indeed, Lucy, Julien, and Phoebe each performed one of their own songs in succession towards the end. “Who likes boyfriends? We do… How many boyfriends here are feeling scared right now?” Phoebe quipped before the group launched into a song about boyfriends with the same name. 
We were politely instructed to put our phones away close to the end “just for this one song,” and the whole crowd obliged. It was simply vibing and a present, tech-free existence for the somber “Letter to an Old Poet.” The final track of the set was “Not Strong Enough,” one of their most popular songs that everyone sung along to. I’ve rarely seen a crowd so engrossed in a chorus, singing of being always an angel and never a god.
“This is the best crowd in the world,” Phoebe told us to finish. “This doesn’t feel real. Thank you for being here.” It’s funny, as I and most of the audience could have said the same thing to Phoebe and her cohorts. It was surreal. 
These ladies are leading the scene, packing a house and just killing it on stage. Although their gender and identity is closely associated with their image, the members of boygenius have resented being individually labeled “women in rock.” Female is not a genre, and the band’s formation came from the three being personal friends with each other rather than competition. This was demonstrated in abundance Friday night and boygenius is a band that I’d bet against any touring group today. This night proved that rock is back, bigger and better than ever.
Written by: Cazzy Lewchuk
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