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urlocalwhumper · 1 month
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one day, by chance, hero runs into villain's civilian identity. villain doesn't recognize them. seeing this as an invaluable chance to get more intel on their enemy, hero befriends villain.
and what they find is... bizarre. villain is always rather cheery and friendly when they fight, something that hero assumed to be mocking, but... no, villain really just is that friendly. in fact, if hero didn't know for certain that this was villain, they wouldn't believe it themselves. they can't imagine this person could hurt a fly.
as the two get closer, villain opens up a bit more. they keep it vague, but hero catches the occasional complaint about their boss and their job, about how they hate it, but they can't leave. that only poses more questions for hero. if villain hates being a villain, but they can't stop, then what's stopping them?
it isn't until the next time hero is in villain's apartment that they find the answer. villain goes into another room for a few minutes, and hero takes the opportunity to snoop a bit. but they don't have to look for long. because, carelessly left on the kitchen counter, (villain did seem more tired than usual) are extortion letters. supervillain is threatening villain's family if they don't comply with their demands.
and then - one cold, rainy night, hero is by themself at home, when the doorbell rings.
they open it to see villain, drenched to the bone and covered in blood - and considering all the tears and gashes in their clothes, and the way they're swaying on their feet, it's probably their own.
villain isn't even able to get a word out before their knees buckle and they pitch forward, hero thankfully catching them before they hit the ground and injure themself further.
villain's skin feels like ice, so hero focuses on getting their soaked clothes off, revealing the myriad of wounds both old and new, all across their body. hero freezes - this is far too much for just their first aid kit to handle. they grit their teeth. they do have one other option.
you see, hero has healing powers. they could use them here, but that would reveal their identity, potentially losing villain's trust forever.
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jaybirdswriting · 8 months
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Reasons For A Character To Hug Another ლ(・ヮ・ლ)
A: Because they haven’t seen them in a long time. 
B: Because they’re touched starved and need the affection desperately. They sink into their arms like they’re a soft pillow after an exhausting day.
C: Because it seemed unlikely that they would ever see them again. 
D: Because they’re tired and are using the other person as a makeshift bed. 
E: Because they’re cold and are drawn toward their friends warm body like a moth toward a flame. 
F: Because they haven’t confessed their feelings so kissing isn’t yet an option. 
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G: Because they’re grateful for the way the other has helped them. 
H: Because they know they’ll never see them again. 
I: To distract them from seeing something they shouldn’t. 
J: Because they traveled back in time and are seeing this person for the first time in years. 
K: Because they want to make them feel steady after a rough event. 
L: Because they gifted them something more meaningful then anyone could imagine. 
M: Because they’re proud of them. 
N: Because they can see how much the other character needs it. 
O: Because they’re a naturally affection person who loves to hold others in their arms. 
P: Because they want them to understand that they aren’t angry. 
 Q: Because they've realized just how much they mean to them. 
R: Because they’ve just been told great news and need to squeeze someone tight. 
S: Because they plan to use the hug to open the door to a cuddle. 
T: They just experienced a loss and needed to be held by warm arms. 
U: Because they need to pretend to care about them for the mission. 
V: Because they’re trying to steal something from their pockets. 
W: To shield them from taking a blow. 
X: Because they’ve reached a happy ending after all this time. 
Y: Because they love them.
Z: For no real reason at all. 
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nowarin · 1 year
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They just won the most important game of the season. Raj scored the decisive point.
Or something, I don't know the rules of hockey
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verybadatcardgames · 2 years
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... I cancelled my lunch for this?
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skullywullypully · 7 months
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And that is how you do it!
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autistic-zukoao3 · 8 months
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The ideal Y/N and Moon dynamic
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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eosofspades · 8 months
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i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
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druid-for-hire · 1 year
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[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]
a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”
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Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:
15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)
2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)
1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.
None of the hijackers were from Iraq.
None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.
None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.
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I want everybody who’s calling Ken a Trophy Husband to know that he’s actually a Trophy Boyfriend, because when Ruth Handler invented Ken in the 1960s, she was adamant that he would never marry her and instead be her “handsome steady”, so that Barbie remained a figure of independence for the little girls and was never put in the position of housewife.
Her house is hers. She bought it and furnished it with money she made in her own job. In STEM, in politics, in healthcare, in fashion, in academy, in customer service. Her credit card is in her name (women in the US couldn’t have their own regardless of marital status until 1974). And it’s all pink and fashionable because femininity and badassness aren’t mutually exclusive. No matter who you are, you can be anything.
That’s why Barbie’s slogan is “you can be anything”. Teaching these ideals to little girls is why Barbie was created. Empowering women and empowering femininity is the original meaning of the Barbie doll. It’s not that you have to be all this to be a woman, but if you are all or some of this, you too are awesome.
And somehow pop culture deliberately changed that narrative. Sexualised, bimbofied, and villainised her, when she actually isn’t responsible for the impossible beauty standards — people are, she’s just a stylised, not-to-scale toy like most others.
Men are frothing because he’s just Ken and I guess they were expecting her to be just Barbie, but that’s exactly what Ken is. Canonically. A badass woman’s himbo boyfriend.
This movie has the potential to radically change the way we collectively see Barbie into what Ruth Handler originally intended, I’m so very excited
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petscoboba · 17 days
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I want Toby Fox three years after the last chapter to make a game where it's just the Fun Gang going on a road trip to the east coast to go fishing. They raid a gas station on the way to grabs snacks for the road (and the lobsters they catch). Happy April Fool's.
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maedictus · 1 month
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Some unposted Tolkien art I've been collecting over the years 💫
Huan and Lúthien | Yavanna and Aulë | Celeborn and Galadriel | Fingon | Galadriel but Art Nouveau | Vairë, the Weaver | Lórien and Mandos | Some Hobbiteses
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notnights · 3 months
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#selfie bee#good evening friends!! how are you doing! C:#I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself#I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose#I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years#thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!!#not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲゚*#but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint#he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it#my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago#as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds#he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where#I think tattoos are super cool (´。・v・。`) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo#it was heath ledgers face as the joker#at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years#a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets#can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street?#I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet#he might have special abilities#I hope you're having a good day friends!! C:#I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week#miss you!! ♥♥♥
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