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CI Clexa would be angrier caught cuddling than having sex, it is known.

When I say they would be furious 😤

It's not like they're not demonstrative in public because they are, they're just a loving couple. But there's a huge difference for them between sharing a quick kiss and holding hands, and having your wife curled up in your lap like a purring cat while you pet and nibble on each other

#anon #cruel intentions au #the 1 time the ONE TIME someone loses their gotdamn mind and enters with barely a knock?#done. job over.#but ya know Clarke thinks it's hot #she'd barely even heard the door open before the sharp snap of Lexa's fingers sounds out #feeling her body bristle and turn to steel beneath as Lexa barks for them to get the hell out #it's all very boardroom Lexa energy and that does things to her 😏#poor dude tho 😬#he gets a one way coach class ticket home the second they land #if you think that sounds mean well you'd be correct because Lexa is a bitch and I love her #in all fairness tho there's like 3 rules for crew on Lexa's plane #don't interrupt them if you need something use your best judgement or use the intercom #don't get drunk or be hungover on flight days #help yourself to any food or drink besides the alcohol and at least wait until Lexa's iff the plane before swiping the expensive stuff #like just do what's expected and you can spend the next three days in Barcelona drinking her Dom for all she cares just follow the rules

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