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#if you ever feel sad just look in the tags everyone puts. theyre so cute and human and they genuinely cheer me up
comfortfrogblog · 2 years
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nikrangdan · 3 years
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cafeworker!ni-ki
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pairing: cafeworker!ni-ki x female reader
genre: fluff, comedy
description: the cashier at the new coffee shop was so adorable you just couldn’t resist visiting just for him
**did not proofread
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contrary to popular belief, you were NOT a social person
whenever you were around friends and family, you were always the loudest person there
like SHUT UP Y/N!!!!!!
anyways although you were loud, people still enjoyed being around you because you had such a sweet soul and interesting humor
everyone close to you knew that you hated talking to people you didnt know
but to all the strangers? no
they would think you were an outgoing ready-to-meet-new-people extrovert
which was so, so wrong
but ALAS, you had to talk strangers almost everyday living in 2020
(well lets pretend we arent in the middle of a pandemic right now)
moving on......
so you were in high school at the downfall of your existence
you used to have so many friends when you were younger ..now you only have like 3
and those three were always busy (busy making up excuses thats for sure) so you never really hung out with them outside of school
and on one fine evening after school you decided to visit the new cafe 5 minutes from your house
u were really excited because all the cafes were 15 minutes from your house so now u could just walk to this one if u wanted to !!!
but yeah it was in the middle of a small plaza that had cute buildings
you pulled up to the parking lot and was just about to get out the car when u remembered..
u have to talk to the cashier :/
who’s a stranger! even more ://
it was always so weird to you.. whenever you went out you always had someone else order for you because you just hated talking to strangers
you just felt uncomfortable and you couldnt help it
its not like you have never ordered for yourself but you would always prefer not to
and now that you think about it
this is the first time you have gone out by yourself
you did text one of your friends beforehand but they said they “had homework to do”
LIES!!!!
but you really wanted to try the coffee so you just ran with it
time to face your fears!
you opened the glass door to reveal a cute looking cafe, like the ones you’d see in movies
you loved it already
glancing to the cashier you’d have to be talking to—
hold on
you had to do a double take because WOAH.....
the cashier...
he....
wow..
you have never seen a boy like that in your life
you stood there for like 3 seconds before coming to your senses and standing infront of the menu
that was infrONT OF HIM
“hi, what can i get for you?”
HIS VOICE OH MY GOD..!?!?!
“oh um.. can i get a second to .. look..?”
“yeah of course,” he gestured to the menu on the wall above him
hes so nice u almost cried
your eyes shakily traveled up to the chalkboard menu and u began to ‘read’ the options
its like u could feel his eyes on u WTF!!!!
um um um *internally keyboard smashes*
you couldnt even think
the words on the menu were like gibberish
the ONE time u go out by yourself
this had to happen.. of course! someone had it out for you, you were sure of it >:(
picking a random drink you gave him your order
“uh can i have an iced caramel macchiato?”
ITS LIKE YOU CANT SAY A SENTENCE WITHOUT UH OR UM
u cant help but think hes judging you
he looks like that while u are standing there in old sweatpants your dads tshirt
“sure, what size?” he looks into your eyes after putting your order into the machine
god you felt your heart stop
his Eyes..... theyre so beautiful
“oh um regular” you attempted to give a small smile
hopefully it looked like one
“okay that’ll be $5.12.”
you dug out some cash from your bag and handed it to him
he gave u your change and gave u a small smile
“your drink will be out in a minute”
AAAAA
he went :)
he is so CUTE.....?!?!
he looked around your age too
sigh... you knew he was way out of your league though
you were gushing over him but he probably thought you were just another boring customer
while waiting u sat at one of the 2 person tables on your phone
and u IMMEDIATELY went to text your groupchat
‘GUYS’
‘AT THE CAFE NEAR MY HOUSE’
‘CUTEST BOY IVE EVER SEEN EVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE’
‘WTF IM GONNA CRY HOW DOES HE EXIST’
‘WAIT BRB HE S COMIBBG’
you tried to quickly put your phone down without looking suspicious when you saw him walking towards you with a drink in his hand
“here you go, enjoy” he said before swiftly making his way back to the counter and talking to the other worker there
wow... hes so mesmerizing
you’d steal glances at him every now and then while taking sips of your drink
you were sitting there for like 20 minutes before you noticed you finished your drink
you totally forgot you came here to see how good their coffee was
it was good by the way
sadly it was your time to leave
taking one last glance at him, you threw away your empty cup and walked out the door
wow
u cant believe you got to witness the most beautiful human being ever
in your small town?? crazy
you were sitting in your car just thinking
WAIT
U DIDNT EVEN KNOW HIS NAME!
you mentally punched yourself but then you started laughing
what does knowing his name even matter, its not like u were ever going to talk to him anyway
LOL
*sad emoji*
but the coffee was good so you definitely planned to go back
and not just because of the cute boy
...unless....
*time skip*
the next day you went there was a week later at the same time in hopes that he was working the same shift
AND HE WAS!!!!
score! 1 for y/n, 0 for umm... any other person who had a crush on him too i guess
the cafe didnt have too many people since it was fairly new and also in a small part of the city
so when you went in, you were the only one there along with the two workers
“welcome, what would you like to order?”
NOT THIS AGAIN
he looked even cuter today
his messy blond hair almost covered his eyes
you shouldve forced your friend to come with you this time
you ordered the same thing as last time but this time he asked for your name
hmmm
“um y/n” you answered
your heart was always beating 2 times as fast whenever you had to talk to him
he wrote it down on the cup and after you paid, you went to sit down at the same spot as last time
looking at him is literally the highlight of your day
the same thing happened as last time, he came over and gave you your drink without giving u a second glance
>:((((
boooo look at me cute boy
nonetheless u continued going to the cafe at the same time as much as u could which was like three times a week
literally over a month later and u dont think anythings going to happen
u punch yourself for thinking the boy would somehow find interest in you
hes still indifferent to you which isn’t surprising since you’ve never made any kind of move
ever
but
he should know u by now
hopefully..
*time skip again*
it was a saturday
at this point you’ve basically given up on having a crush on him and now since its become a routine u just say you go for the coffee
not really paying attention to your surroundings you dont notice that the boy at the cash register isnt the normal one you see almost everyday
“hey, what would you like to order?”
woah WHAT
you look up from your bag to notice a boy that was definitely not the one that normally stood infront of it at this time
and you also noticed something on this new cashier
a name tag
how come your old little crush didnt have one????
this new boys name was ‘jay’ and he was fairly cute too
looking around the corner at the other worker u noticed he has a name tag too
you recognized him because he was always working when the cute boy was at the cash register
his name was ‘heeseung’
after taking in these new additions you answered to jay
“oh um.. can i ge-,”
“she gets an iced caramel macchiato. her name is y/n”
??!<_|#%[>~€\£~
you whipped your head around so fast to see who said that behind you
was it who you thought it was ??!??!
YES IT WAS!!!!
OH MYGOD
ITS HIM
you widened your eyes at the boy who wasnt wearing his normal black and white uniform
instead he was wearing black ripped jeans and a gray hoodie
wow....... and u thought he couldnt look any better
BUT OMG?? HE REMEMBERS U
“oh wow ni-ki, you know her?” the boy named jay asked him
“uh yeah.. shes a regular” he said before walking to stand next to you
NI-KI
HIS NAME IS NI-KI OHMHGOD
u thought his name fit him perfectly its so CUTE
“are you gonna get something too?”
this whole time you were silent because.. what is going on
your heart was being SO fast you thought that everyone could hear it
“yup, can i get the same thing? also im paying for both of us”
WHAT??/):)/$;##\%|
ur eyes widened even more it looked like they were gonna pop out of its sockets
u unconsciously leaned towards the boy next you and kind of put your hands up
“w-what?? oh um no, you dont have to do that” you nervously said to him as he looked down at you
he kind of had a smile on his face
“i want to.”
there is no way this is happening
“oiiii ni-ki” jay chuckled while punching in numbers on the cash register
“ill have both of your drinks out soon, you two kids have fun!” jay said before turning around to face heeseung
WHAT??!!??!
your jaw almost dropped from shock
millions of thoughts ran through your brain and you couldnt even process anything
u cant believe this was happening
it was like a wattpad story or something.. is this how u meet ur soulmate
your thoughts were interrupted by a hand on your back momentarily and u look to see ni-ki shyly grinning and gesturing u towards a table
no way...
you awkwardly follow him to a 2 person table next to wall and sit down
you literally could not hear anything except for the pounding of your heart
“uh sorry about that...” he rubbed his neck and sheepishly smiled
“im ni-ki by the way”
“y/n...” u felt so awkward u wanted to cry
“agh, im really sorry if that was weird.. i just didnt know how to ask you out.....” he trailed off
*passes out*
IM JOKING
Ok but u felt ur heart stop bc NO WAY
“wait what??” u ask, ur eyes bigger than the moon
“um yeah... haha i took the day off today to try to talk to you.. sorry if that was weird..”
HE WAS SO AWKWARD JUST LIKE YOU IT WAS THE CUTEST THING EVER
“no its okay!! im glad actually...”
“really? so is it okay if we hang out?” he asked excitedly
u did not think u could handle HOW CUTE THIS BOY WAS O M G...
“of course! sorry if im kind of awkward though” you gave a small smile
“its okay, i think i am too”
you two began talking about the cafe and where you went to school
turns out even though you two lived in the same town (literally 5 minutes away from eachother) u went to different schools for some reason
u talked for like 2 minutes before jay walked up with your drinks
“hows it going guys?”
“its doing good bro, now go away..” ni-ki lightly shoved jay and laughed
you giggled at the sight
jay looked offended and came right back
“that is not how you talk to your elders ni-ki! y/n do you see this?!” he scoffed
ni-ki just rolled his eyes and turned back to you
“do not ignore me young man!” jay joked
“oh y/n, ive heard all about you from ni-ki over here by the way.”
ni-ki’s eyes got so big you almost got worried
he turned around so fast and gave jay one of those ‘i swear if you say anything ur dead meat’ looks
jay obviously did not care
“hes always like ‘y/n this y/n that’ blah blah im glad he finally got the balls to ask you out because im honestly sick of hearing it!” jay laughed
u were blushing so hard
NI-KI LIKED U????
this felt like a dream
ni-ki pushed jay away so hard and turned back with red cheeks
awe
but yeah that was the beginning of the cutest relationship ever
u and ni-ki were so cute together <333
you’d always visit him during ur free time
it took like 2 months before u two made it official tho
and he was the sweetest boyfriend ever
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diyeoracha · 3 years
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fanfic recommendations
for @kittensocute bc i heard “atsukita” and “iwaoi” in reference to fanfiction and i am There
i took your “i love slow burn or slow build fics... so i like relatively shorter burn fics (20-30k). If its a 10k oneshot slow burn hELL SIGN ME UP” and absolutely ran with it.
i listed my fav iwaoi fics (17) with a longer word count (longest is 80k) that are all mostly either canon compliant or divergent with only two straight up AUs. none of them feature heavy nsfw content and most if not all are tagged as friends to lovers lmao. feel free to read the my thoughts or just go into them blind!! and they’re all in order of how much I absolutely adore them :^)
now atsukita is not a big ship *sobs* but here are some of my favorite fics (7) of them! a lot of them are shorter bc i guess that’s just. what happens when it’s a small ship LOL. 
the formatting in this is fucked if you open it from ur dash but if it’s on my actual blog it should be fine!
Iwaoi
the courtship ritual of the hercules beetle
Word count: 66k
thoughts: my absolute absolute absolute favorite iwaoi fic. the characterization, the fact that oikawa’s a bastard but because he and iwaizumi are older (late 20s i believe), it feels more realistic and sad rather than oikawa being a bitch for the sake of it. spoiler alert it’s slow burn and pining and mostly oikawa not realizing his feelings. this world building is pretty cool bc iwaizumi is the professional player while oikawa is an entomology professor! also i love non-linear narratives bc of This fic. there’s mutual pining in this fic but it’s really really really subtle to the point where you dont even know if oikawa likes iwa. this made me cry like twice.
sunset towns
Word count: 33k
Summary: In the summer of 2020, Oikawa Tooru returns home from his first successful stint as captain of Japan’s national volleyball team. In one hand, he holds the undisputed weight of an Olympic medal, and in the other, his unresolved feelings for a childhood best friend.
thoughts: the tone in this is So similar to the courtship ritual that I liken this as an alternate story even though it’s still oikawa’s pov. professional player oikawa and regular guy iwaizumi and oikawa is just. bumming around at iwaizumi’s place and naturally he messes up but things happen.
told before and told again
word count: 4k
thoughts: i looked through literally all the tags i could’ve thought of for this and nearly cried when i found it agian. outsider POV!!
In damp earth my body
Word count: 15k
Summary: Onscreen, the nation’s favorite setter has arranged himself so that he’s bowing, forehead pressed to the court, like he’s thanking everyone for their kindness thus far, like he’s asking for forgiveness. Hajime thinks: shit, it’s really happening
thoughts: oikawa retires and moves in with iwaizumi and they blur the line between roommates/best friends and being fwb. this is an iwaizumi pov and the pining is obvious on his end. as a iwa stan the tone made me feel weird bc it makes it seem like iwa cares more abt oikawa than he cares abt himself but. its a good fic
i grew up, you grew down
word count: 19k
thoughts: this is also SO funny bc basically oikawa retires and moves in with iwaizumi and becomes his stay at home wife and a bunch of shit happens like people think that oikawa is dating ushijima and oikawa basically loses it every time. here’s one of my favorite quotes:
“Oikawa also bought a new ultra-strength vacuum cleaner he’d decided to name Ushiwaka out of sheer spite, because it sucked all the air right out of the room. Iwa-chan didn’t think the joke was that funny when Tooru told him, which was frankly very hurtful and insensitive.”
Mint
Word count: 19k
thoughts: iwaizumi is moving and oikawa planned a perfect last hangout and it goes to shit featuring matsuhana. oikawa pov where he pines more than iwa which is something i can get behind!! and this was written in 2015 and iwa’s moving bc of a sports medicine program so iwaizumi stans know and love him sm ;;
Almost a Stranger
Word count: 16k
thoughts: same premise as mint LOL except they’re on a trip together and there’s more non-linear narrative!! this one is a little more mature in tone than mint i would say (funny how people just like splitting them up and throwing them in different countries huh)
with every second that you could give
Word count: 9k
Summary: The journey of Iwaizumi and Oikawa going for gold.
Quote: He knows they’re too close. Iwaizumi knows it too, and they both decided to move in together anyway.
thoughts: iwaoi roommates and they’re both obviously and really pine-y for each other and everyone sees it but them. srsly. they’re sleeping in the same bed. like my god
Lost in Translation
Word count: 9k
Summary: Because misfortune come in threes, Iwaizumi Hajime starts his Thursday having a screaming fight with Shittykawa, spends his lunch break listening to the UCI women’s volleyball team gossiping about how Ushijima Wakatoshi had gone public about his longtime love affair with Oikawa Tooru, and closes out the day by drunkenly dropping his phone into a sewer grate.
thoughts: so funny. so sososoosso genuinely funny. the tone is so snappy and iwaizumi honestly just sounds like a confused teenager (which he is in this) and it gets extra points for including a lot of american culture that a lot of the other iwaoi college au ones don’t include for like. obvious reasons lol.
Something Borrowed
Word count: 16k
Summary: In which Oikawa and Iwaizumi have always been a foregone conclusion to everyone else, but a massive, unanswered question to one another.
thoughts: iwaoi roommates thats abo but it’s like. mentioned twice. whiny and possessive oikawa makes an appearance in this but it’s done really well
things that change, things that stay the same
Word count: 8k
Summary: Oikawa realizes he’s in love with his best friend; it sucks for a while. (But only for a little while.)
thoughts: high school getting together!! my second iwaoi fic ever and this one is just. so sweet. just an unsure oikawa realizing iwaizumi might be more than someone he wants as a best friend. this fic is honestly really really lovely.
galaxies, within you
Word count: 21k
Summary: Hajime and Tooru move in together at the start of university. Too bad they’re stuck with the two gremlins that haunt their apartment.
thoughts: ok this fic was so funny. theyre uni roommates and matsuhana just come fuck shit up and they all act like idiots together even though they go to different schools. and this really throws me back to university days.
Thirty Years and Change (the Games of the XXXIII Olympiad)
Word count: 19k
thoughts: pro! oikawa and iwaizumi haven’t been close for a while until oikawa invites iwaizumi to go to the games with him. there’s a lot of frustration and pining and actually talking about feelings (aka iwaizumi losing his mind and getting advice from people like akaashi)
when it starts to rain, they go inside
Word count: 33k
Summary: “Where?” starts Iwaizumi.“ My parent’s old lakehouse, silly, didn’t you hear me the first time?” OR: Oikawa takes Iwaizumi to his lakehouse for two weeks, post-graduation.
thoughts: this was actually my first iwaoi fic which is funny bc the author doesn’t even like oikawa much and i didnt even ship anything in haikyuu before i read this fic and now im in iwaoi hell. oikawa is really frustrating in this in that it’s basically a really good character analysis on how oikawa comes off as a Mean person all the time bc he’s manipulative and there’s some explicit content
shiver
Word count: 16k
Summary: Oikawa was always the brave one. Hajime just followed two paces behind.
thoughts: iwaoi roommates with oikawa admitting his feelings first back when they were in middle school and iwaizumi putting that thought on the backburner until. obviously. things happen.
Desperado
word count: 80k
thoughts: one of my favorite aus. it’s all from kyoutani’s perspective and it’s almost so au that they’re original characters (if that makes sense). basically iwaoi matsuhana are ex-grifters except iwaoi are estranged and daishou somehow brings everyone back together. excellent world building and reading the pov from someone not involved with the iwaoi drama was refreshing
sing with me a song of conquest and fate
word count: 26k
thoughts: a mythical kings au that’s just. so pretty. iwaizumi ends up becoming oikawa’s servant for some reason and the world building is a+ because you can feel the trust and frustration from both of them build
Atsukita
dreams of me and you
word count: 10k (incomplete)
my second atsukita fic that rly sent me down atskt hell ;; what is essentially post-break up when atsumu gets signed to msby and he’s just Pining and sad for the most part. but the established relationship pre-break up was written really nicely because it just fits my hc of them just being domestic and atsumu being blatantly head over heels
take me home
word count: 4k
i read this this morning and it wrecked me. domestic relationship atsukita?? sign me up
No time like the rest of my life
word count: 19k
mythology au with kita as a regular person and rest of inarizaki as fox spirits! it’s cute and the world building is absolutely lovely but it is an au so they might seem ooc but their core character values are still there
wild blue yonder
word count: 6k
literally full of similes and metaphors and it’s more of an abstract read i guess? but it’s so beautiful and soft and this is exactly how i imagine their relationship
reap and sow
word count: 8k
atsumu confesses and kita ignores him and it’s a couple years after the fact and it’s mostly just weirdly domestic almost roommate like except for the fact that atsumu makes it clear he likes kita LOL. they’re really in character for this!
weightless souls
word count: 2k
pillow talk before atsumu’s first game! the atsumu pov and voice is amazing
if we were both alone
word count: 7k
now this was actually my first atskt fic that sent me down this rare pair hell. it’s an explicit chat fic (both tropes i usually try to avoid) but atsumu types like me (except for the nsfw parts alksfjd) so i guess i like. feel appreciation LMAO.
if you do read like any of these fics pls let me know so we can discuss
♡\( ̄▽ ̄)/♡
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litvar · 3 years
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The Boys 2x08 live blog:
I was last week years old when I found out that you can watch new episodes at 8 on Thursdays. BRO WTF.
I seriously can’t believe we’re already at the season finale. We JUST started getting somewhere.
This school safety ad, damn the writers are consistent in going there!
Shiiiiiittttt everyone is going to be hopped up on Compund V in the very near future.
It’s worth 5 MIL A POP?!?!
It’s a COUP!!! Flashbacks to Raynor lol.
A Fox News dig, I love it.
Becca is on the move!
“The anxious boy, really? With the moist handshake?” 😂
Donna’s leaving :( I know their world is no place for a woman like her, but I would have liked to see her pal around with these rag tag group of mean well f*ckups.
“We can’t just kill everyone.” Kimiko, (ง'̀-'́)ง
Maeve is still in the clear, because Noir doesn’t speak. Wonder how long this will last?
To see these once mighty, seemingly untouchable group of heroes drop like flies and slowly disintegrate is pretty remarkable. The irony of it just punches you in the face.
“He is pretty smart, especially for his kind.” Fucking piece. Of. Shit. I truly hate her to cellular level.
There’s no way it’s Edgar blowing up heads.
Maeve is finally meeting Hughie, after all that she’s heard and knows lol.
She’s been drinking. Heavily.
“I could split that shit like dry firewood.” 😳😂
Maeve just wants to completely check out from life, just auto pilot.
God I feel so bad for her. She’s done a lot of wrong but you really see how tortured and through she is.
I have faith in her though. I really do.
Becca went just where I knew she would and should go.
So Edgard KNOWS what Stormfront is, he just doesn’t care. I actually liked him a little because of his unwillingness to back down from HL. But he’s a sellout.
A-Train heard every word. And he’ll do anything to get back into the Seven. 
Lol Frenchie is soooo cute! He’s so happy to meet Becca. And look at Kimiko! 😂🥺
These three idiots seeing a softer Billy...they just can’t get enough lol
“Fuck off, you lot.” 😂
Poor Ashley lol. Her hair is getting worse.
Ryan clearly misses his mom. You could tell before he even said it.
I’m glad to see Ryan hasn’t been completely turned when it comes to his mom.
Brave Maeve Rainbow Veggie burger lol
They. Never. Take. The. Costumes. Off. LOL
HL never wastes an opportunity to shut talk Becca.
I really wish that a person of color had asked to take their picture with SF. I want to see how she would have reacted.
Oh shit, it’s too much too fast! Why tf would they take him there???? They know he’s only been around like three people at a time at the very most!
HL is actually concerned. He actually cares. Whoa.
Stormfront is pissed. She’ll never replace Becca. Never. And she KNOWS it. And HL left without waiting for her. That gave it a little more sting.
So Hughie’s mom split, just didn’t want to be a wife or mom anymore. It’s safe to say she was, ‘movin out’. (That’s a Billy Joel reference, for you youngins, or youngins who don’t have 80’s music tastes)
Bro WTF lmao. “What’s up, shitbirds?”
Omg that little move that Annie did to block Hughie from A-Train 😭🥺
WHAT DOES HE HAVE. What did HE GIVE THEM?!?!
“Fuck that Nazi bitch.” YESSSS. He did it for personal gain but that single line is everything.
“You turned a racist piece of shite into America’s sweetheart.” 💯
So it’s all business related, of course. Putting the money, the bottom line over his own dignity. Spoken like a true businessman. 
“I can’t lash out, like some, raging, entitled maniac. That’s a white man’s luxury.” WHEWWWWWWWWW this coming from a black man is something else rn.
Edgar has something on SF. Why is she so important and what weakness does she have? (I’m thinking the maternal pull)
Billy is still not putting what Becca wants first. He hasn’t learned ANYTHING.
SF really knows how to manipulate people to do what she wants them to do. Even HL. It’s sickening and terrifying to watch. He’s consistently taking her advice when it comes to his son. This should anger him, but it doesnt. Sucker.
We’re seeing true humanity in Homelander right now. I’m in 100000% shock.
and just like that, Ryan is pulled it.
HL is
WHAT IS THE INFO WTFFFF
The loyalty. Of course they want to do something good, after all of the shit that they did.
Oh, it’s the Nazi info on SF. I was expecting something that we hadn’t seen yet. She can easily say that the photos are doctored.
MM apologized to Becca for his crude language but not to Annie lol
I (regrettedly) lived in Fayetteville for 3 years and had no idea just how big of a deal Ft. Bragg was until I left LMAO.
Yo, Butcher actually sweared on Lenny’s soul. He knows no lowest point. WOW.
HE KNOWS MORE WORDS IN SIGN OMFG YALL. 😭😭😭
I want to see Kimiko rip SF’s head from her shoulders, but I also want to see SF die slow. I’ll take whatever.
They’re using a Deep figurine for target practice lol.
Is. She. Fucking. Serious. Is she SERIOUS.
“Because of what we look like. They want to wipe up from this earth, just because of the color of our skin.” ARE YOU SERIOUS. Look at HL, even he’s disturbed. She’s trying to grow her own little Nazi. I HATE HER.
And the news is OUT!
“Run her over with a car” lollllll
The look of hatred on Maeve’s face. The disgust. God I love her.
I’m getting a lot of pleasure seeing SF pissed and uncomfortable. I hope everything goes to absolutely 100% shit for her. Die slow.
Okay a promo pic showed a shocked HL with blood splattered all over him. I hope to God that Ryan doesn’t kill one of them.
“I didn’t mean anything i said.” Omg.
“That’s my husband.” OMG. Butcher’s face.
GOD THAT SOUND IS AWFUL.
He’s changed the plan. What Becca said gave him a change of heart.
What kind of security team is this? Why would they say that out loud?
I take back the little tiny doubt that I had, Antony would make a great Wolverine.
Things are about to get very bad.
THEYRE RUNNING OUT OF TIME GOOOOO
This is probably the most selfless thing that Billy has ever done. Geez....I’m just, speechless.
You can see how much they still love one another. She would have forgiven him for his would-have-been betrayal too.
Something is about to happen.
NOOOOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO
KILL HER.
Omgg they’re alive THEYRE ALIVE!!!
“People love what I have to say. They believe in it. They just dont like the word ‘nazi’.” TRUEEEEEE/
Kimiko just smiled and laughed. In front of what used to scare her. She is back. LETS FUCKING GO!!! Let’s GOOOOOO!!!
“She said the truth is, she’s going to stick her boot up your Nazi kitty.”
Did y’all see SF try to run? When Kimiko got to her? Did you see it?!?!
Frenchie WHY. Why did you scream that?
THIS IS HIGH QUALITY TV RN. I AM WITNESSING GREATNESS.
Kimiko! No!!! If you can regenerate, can you heal from a neck break? 
PLEASE NO LET HER BE OKAY. Please because I’m in tears right now.
“Hey Kraut.” OMFG OMFG OMFG MY QUEEN!!!!
QUEEN MAEVE MARRY ME PLEASE I AM HAVING SO MANY EMOTIONS RN SOMEONE SEDATE ME
“Girls getting it done!!!” Yes, the foreshadowing in the earlier episodes, the irony!! All of it yes!!!
WHOOP HER ASS. I am LOVING THIS.
Frenchie just said it LOL “girls do get it done”
“Eat my shit, you Nazi bitch!”
Kick the ever loving shit out of her.
(Sorry peeps, normally I censor the cussing but this shit is just TOO GOOD” I’m on my fifth time replaying this part now.
Maeve. I never gave up on you. Never.
UGH she got away! I know none of them could have caught her but still.
Damn this bitch is everywhere! Absolutely insane.
Yes Becca! That was almost as good as the tag team beat down.
I was afraid of this. This is what I’ve predicted for weeks. I thought about it, I knew it would come. Ryan will get his first kill today.
Ryan. Does. Not. Like. His. Mom. Being. Hurt. Bitch.
“I like to see the light go out.”
I. Knew. It.
HL gave him the tips. And they were put to use.
Notice Ryan’s face when he did it, he didn’t panic and do it, it wasn’t an accident. He concentrated, and let go.
Holy. Hell. How is she still alive. Crispy piece of shit.
He got Becca. He got Becca too.
“It’s not his fault.” She’s saying it for both of them.
Billy’s screams. Ryan. This is so painful.
My heart is broken. Absolutely shattered. The writers spared Kimiko but they took Becca.
“He’s good.” :(((((
Well done Shantel. Well freaking done.
You thought HL had a traumatic childhood...but wait, there’s more.
He will never be the same after this. Never. We might be witnessing a future-villain origin story.
Seriously though, what would Billy have done if HL hadn’t shown up? That was pure rage.
HL is completely blown away. He’s actually in tears. He did love her. He knew what she was but still, he loved her. Wow. And naturally, he doesn’t even care about Becca.
Someone please translate what she’s saying. I’m blown away, even on the brink of death...still loyal. She did the salute and everything. He still loved her, despite knowing what she was.
We’re witnessing Ryan choosing Billy, and Billy now choosing Ryan.
“I promised.” Billy I’m so proud of you. it’s sad that this is what it took to change him, but we are witnessing a breakthrough.
Maeve? To the rescue again??!?! I’m going to propose. Seriously.
HL is losing everything he’s ever cared about (whether it was genuine care or just beneficial) in the course of a few minutes.
He’s crying. I just can’t get over it.
How does the media still believe a single word that Edgar and HL utter?
Starlight is back at Vought!
SHE’S STILL ALIVE. “She will be punished.” How is she still alive.
Lmao A-Train is so sick of The Deep it’s hilarious.
No one saw the thief enter or leave. Well, the jig is up.
There’s a catch. There has to be a catch.
God, Deep...you are so pathetic to watch. 
There it is, in a twist of events, now A-Train is back (because of affirmative action) and Deep is out.
“One hero is redemption, two is weakness.”
This dumbass signed over his BANK ACCOUNT???? Children’s work books? Lmaooo
Not another toxic personality lol
“Fuck Fresca.” 😂 Damn what did the Fresca do? lol
She’s back to wearing her cross. :))))
I can’t believe Annie is going back to the tower. She should have negotiated. She won’t ever be safe there.
My babiesssss 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭
REALLY? The finally kiss again and Hughie is leaving???
“I’m still going to cling onto you, I’m not fucking crazy.” Lol thank God.
“Now, remember what I told you.” “Don’t be a cunt.”
Is he being put in foster care or is Mallory going to raise him? This is critical information because this will directly effect who he becomes. 
On the other hand, if Brightburn taught us anything, is that nature will always be nature.
I just don’t see how Ryan won’t become bad. It’s far too obvious, and I would hate to see it, but it would be a great storyline.
They’re free! They’re all free! They no longer are wanted terrorists!
MM IS FINALLY HOME. His daughter is so happy!
They’re all going they’re separate ways...what will bring them together again?
Frenchie and Kimiko off on a new adventure 😭
They’re giving us the jizz scene from the comics omfggggg lol
Wait...this scene feels weird. was the head exploding Neuman??? Was it???
Oh shit, not the Fresca!
“See you soon”???
Omg it was NEUMAN.
WOWWW I really thought that it was Alistair! How did I let this slip past me!!!!
That creepy little smile. She was so against compound v and the supes, I should have KNOWN. But why blow up Vogelbaum??? She’s a supe, why does she want the public’s perception of Vought to be negative?
What a freakin finale, folks. I’m going to go cry, sit in shock, and then watch it all over again tomorrow.
I can’t believe that we have to wait an entire year (possibly younger with covid) for season 3. They have so much material to set it up. Where’s Cindy? What will Butcher do without the boys, now that he’s going to have a special supe watch unit? Where are Frenchie and Kimiko off too? How will they possibly find out about Rachel’s real identity when she’s able to be so discreet when using her power? Why is Rachel Is Ryan a ticking time bomb? Will Black Noir wake up? Will HL go easy on SF when she recovers? Will she grow her legs and arm back? Will MM’s wife welcome him back with open arms?
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CHOJI, SHIKAMARU, LEE, GAARA & HINATA!! ITS A LOT IM SORRY
THANK U FOR THIS...admittedly some answers may be a lil short just so i can like. Get to them all.
EDIT: IDK WHY IT LOOKS LIKE THIS. IM SO TIRED. IM SORRY ITS JUST A LONGASS NARUTO POST ON YOUR DASH I TRIED MY FUCKIN BEST YALL
SEND ME A CHARACTER AND I’LL DO THIS;
Chouji (man i’ve seen it spelled both ways and i’m just used to typing Chouji at this point sorry)
Sexuality Headcanon: Pansexual!!  Gender Headcanon: Cis male A ship I have with said character: SHIKAMARU. SHIKAMARU. SHIKAMARU. SHIKAMARUUUU, my god...just, everything about their dynamic makes my heart melt, the way they’re both people who are easily dismissed by others and how they have such UNFALTERING FAITH in each other. chouji knows how much of a genius shikamaru is, knows very well the fact that despite his laziness, once he commits to something he’s in it for the LONG HAUL, the way shikamaru just believes so steadfastly in chouji, considering him stronger than NEJI FOR FUCKS SAKE...they like. get one another, the kind of relationship where you can be yakking away one minute and then just sitting in contented silence the next. they can just laze around. maybe play video games and snack. and sometimes...kiss. and it’s so chill even with that latent tenderness their later relationship develops and they both just feel so safe and KNOWN and familiar like. love your best friend. anyway everyone slept on shikacho and y’all should be ashamed the naruto fandom is enormous and finding pretty much ANY content for it is almost impossible aside from the small (if lovely and amazing) tag and i’m pretty hyperfixated on it if you couldn’t tell holy SHIT.  A BROTP I have with said character: i’m really not a fan of ino taking potshots at him for his weight and outright shaming him, but once she grows out of that i absolutely love their friendship. listen, you know that post thats like--hold on
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thats just them, thanks. A NOTP I have with said character: i have nothing against karui but canon is fucking dead to me and my opinions on p much all the “endgame” ships range from utterly neutral to absolute loathing. their relationship is on neither end of the spectrum, but. eh. definitely not into it. A random headcanon: he keeps nursing injured animals back to health because he’s just that fucking sweet and bringing them back to his house to keep them warm and safe while they recover and his team knows vaguely about this and ino and shikamaru like to poke fun at him for it but since they don’t tend to encounter said animals, it’s not really a huge deal.
of course they stop by his house one day bc he hadn’t shown up for training which is annoying and frankly a little concerning and finding the house mostly empty ino just bursts on into chouji’s room only to immediately have the opossum he’s been caring for latch its little paws on her face and cling.
it’s a bad morning. General Opinion over said character: literally one of my absolute favorites of all time and it really breaks my heart how overlooked he is in the fandom (seriously y’all...). i think kishimoto is kind of a stupid hack and the Fat Jokes are really grating and it sucks to see that so intrinsically tied to his character (like. just let him be fat. jesus christ) but his kindness and overall relaxed, loyal and lovable nature has me just melting. i adore him. 
Shikamaru
Sexuality Headcanon: He’s gay, scoob. (I could also talk a lot about how his earlier misogyny is both a product of being a whiny tween and also some internalized frustration of like WHATS SO GREAT ABOUT GIRLS. UGH. I DONT. STOP TELLING ME IM GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH ONE ONE DAY DAD JESUS. and let’s be real, thats frustrating, even if it aint an excuse)  Gender Headcanon: he uses he/him pronouns because it’s just what he’s used to and comfortable with but man gender is such a drag... A ship I have with said character: SEE ABOVE SHIKACHO RANT A BROTP I have with said character: naruto! he and naruto have a really adorable friendship and i love love LOVE that he and chouji were shown to be kind and accepting of him even when most people were shunning him. also he’s so fucking dumb i love seeing shikamaru meticulously plan out something only to have naruto shriek into battle and ruin all of it. love those guys. stupid bros.  A NOTP I have with said character: ok. im sorry i just. loathe sh*katema i really do. i haaaate the way kishimoto writes this whole “ew a GIRL” “ew a MAN” vibe with the like OOOH BUT THEYRE GONNA LIKE EACH OTHER vibe like. 
don’t get me wrong i adore them as friends, i think they’re fantastic scathing and witty pals who bitch about anything and everything including each other
but they’re also both gay and kishimoto can suck my nuts byeeee A random headcanon: sometimes pakkun just fucking Shows up and chills with him. shikamaru wants absolutely no part of this but is way too lazy to like. do anything about it so it’s just this guy and a dog sitting in a field chillin and occasionally him piping up like ‘hey kid. remember when i bit your hand? yeah? haha, man time sure does fly.” while shikamaru is just. go aWAY.   General Opinion over said character: if you told 9 year old me watching naruto for the first time my favs were gonna be a three way tie of lee, shikamaru and chouji i never would have fucking believed you but here we are. i love him. i absolutely love him. he’s such a whiny bastard and a really good depiction of burnout genius who doesnt want to do ANYTHING, but his intellect is an absolute DELIGHT to watch. i love him very much. 
Lee
Sexuality Headcanon: he’s pan!! this is a boy that crushes easily and crushes hard on just about anyone!!!! Gender Headcanon: cis male A ship I have with said character: ok i ship him a lot with neji actually? what with how neji grows during the course of the series to regard lee with the respect he deserves is really sweet and there’s just something so infinitely adorable about him going around being the hammiest, most ridiculously earnest, kind and enthusiastic person and neji, now that he isn’t constantly bitter and angry at the world can finally really see that? lee is always happily dropkicking his way into his life, like he wouldn’t have it any other way, and i think that’s just...so sweet A BROTP I have with said character: SAKURAAAAA. oh my GOD do i adore their relationship. ever since lee saved her and basically just gave her a glimpse of his...lee-ness, the fact her negative opinion of him IMMEDIATELY flipped and gave her such a strong admiration and fondness for him kills me DEAD. she always treats him with so much respect and the fact she’s quick to rag on anyone making fun of him melts my HEART!! and on lee’s side, his little crush on her is adorable of course, but the sheer strength of the friendship that comes from it is more than infatuation could ever offer him. i want them to hang out together and talk about their troubles...i want them to make each other laugh and be so very kind to each other...i want sakura to storm over and throw him over her shoulder to TAKE A BREAK ALREADY when he’s been training too hard for too long. god. A NOTP I have with said character: honestly i’m pretty happy with a lot of lee ships! the only ones i view with obvious disdain are the ones with creepy age gaps honestly. A random headcanon: out of everyone in the leaf genin, he’s probably the closest anyone’s ever come to someone who EVERYONE is at least distantly friendly towards. like god have you SEEN how warm and inviting and concerned he is the SECOND he sees that naruto is feeling down? i get the sense he’s immediately inclined to provide that kind of support to any of his comrades, even the ones that Resist it.
you think sasuke is the most popular among the leaf genin? puh-LEASE. everyone looks on rock lee with at least a LITTLE bit of warmth. thats just fact. General Opinion over said character: since my first viewing of naruto he has been my Absolute fav, and while chouji and shikamaru are veeery close to stealing that spot, one look at him and i feel he’s gonna be on top forever. probably the best written character kishimoto’s ever produced that’s remained in  the main cast (tho i dont speak for shipudden onwards who fucking knows, but the truth of it is is i adore rock lee)
Gaara
Sexuality Headcanon: Panromantic Asexual Gender Headcanon: kind of like shikamaru, i feel like he uses he/him pronouns but also doesn’t particularly....Care? A ship I have with said character: ok so it wasnt until my naruto rewatch that i really started falling into this but i think him and naruto are super cute? while i loathe kishimoto for ruining so much abt this show he really is good at creating good foils to naruto, and gaara is no exception--and the way naruto changes his life by just kicking his ass (and proving he’s not just a Simp or smth) and then just, extending genuine empathy and a REAL sense of truly relating to where he’s coming from re:his upbringing? the EFFECT it has on him, bro!!!! my god!!! i feel like they’re that opposites attract ship that don’t clash constantly but instead fall into this adorable synergy and understanding? and i think thats so sweet A BROTP I have with said character: ...is it cheating to just put temari and kankuro here? bc they are literally his siblings but my GOD do i love their relationship. there’s something so deeply sad about their initial situation??? like having siblings that either are deeply fucking afraid of you or clearly don’t care for your well being whatsoever, it’s such a tragic scenario, and the times where they really do show legitimate care for gaara just breaks my heart...but the GROWTH. THE DEVELOPMENT. THE HEALING. i love the sand siblings so much, i am a STRONG advocate of seeing the development from estranged family to loving, occasionally bickering siblings who absolutely Love Each Other A NOTP I have with said character: uhhhh same with lee in that i don’t really mind most of the ships i’ve seen him in? while i don’t particularly ship gaalee i think its also Very Cute, and really it all just seems pretty valid as long as people aren’t being creepy? A random headcanon: i’ve been wracking my brain for one for a good 20 minutes and i just don’t have one he’s such a mystery to me/????? i love him but he is an enigma?? General Opinion over said character: oh my god he’s such an edgelord in the beginning. i’ve been doing a lot of this naruto rewatch with my friend @drashseed (a simply phenomenal fella 10/10 follow him) and every single time he talked the only valid response just became “ok gaara”
but his backstory? utterly HEARTWRENCHING. and his growth is just. absolutely divine, i adore him. thank you mister sandman for doing so much for us all.
Hinata
Sexuality Headcanon: Bisexual Gender Headcanon: cis woman A ship I have with said character: listen. i think kibahina is........Really Really cute. he cares about her so MUCH??? and there’s a certain tenderness to his interactions with her that’s just really evident whenever you see em together? i really love that you get the sense hinata is COMFORTABLE around him!!! like! i feel like hinata really deserves to have a partner who sees her when she ISN’T blushing and stammering? when she’s like? legitimately comfortable and being HERSELF? (dgmw the blushing is adorable i fucking love her but its one of the gripes i have with naruhina that so much of it is just naruto being oblivious and her having a small panic attack) the comfort she and kiba have make for a chill, adorable relationship i just cry over constantly A BROTP I have with said character: so i was GONNA put naruto here, but technically i already put him there for shikamaru’s so i’m gonna say neji!!! uhhh OBVIOUSLY they got off to a. very rough start but the way their dynamic changed (or perhaps in a way reverted back to the times they interacted before neji’s father died and temporarily killed his Human Decency) into this respect and fondness that’s just...such a delight to watch? i’m a SUCKER for slow and mutual reconciliation and there are just so many sweet moments between them. they are FAMILY, BRO!!! THEY CARE FOR EACH OTHER, BRO!!!!!!!!!! A NOTP I have with said character: ...at the risk of sounding like a broken record, i think a lot of hinata ships are quite cute? i guess i’m gonna have to say sasuke. because like.
has. he ever even looked at her. please. jesus christ. she deserves so much better. A random headcanon: she is a LOT physically stronger than she looks!! a lot of her combat techniques rely on taijustu after all so it’d make sense that she puts a lot of effort into physical training alongside chakra control.
i’m trying to say she’s strong. not as strong as sakura but. she can lift her bf up over her head (he’s dying hes dying he’s dYING he lOVES HER SO MUCH). it’s pretty fuckign badass
General Opinion over said character: i LOVE her??? honest to god i really really do--honestly while i dislike the direction they went in canon with her, i really loved seeing her be motivated to grow and change the parts of herself she hated to become a stronger person.
that and she’s so fucking cute and sweet and i just??????? bless her honestly.
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not-a-space-alien · 4 years
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hey its me again wall of text sorry not sorry
k i saw your little treatise justifying zadr and yknow its a cartoon its not the worst thing ever of course nobody is gonna sue you for reblogging fanart or burn you at the stake or w/e and im glad you decided to open yourself up to a differing opinion but zim IS portrayed as an adult. there was even an unfinished episode where zim’s childhood and growing up training from start to finish would be shown so by the time of the pilot he is definitely a full grown developed adult by irken standards especially if hes a former member of an elite military force like the invaders. jhonen has said that the irony and sad comedy of zims character is that hes a grown ass man and a war veteran to boot who VOLUNTARILY goes to an elementary school every day and throws hands with an 11 year old boy who should be well below his notice because he’s that pathetic and desperate for validation that he’ll stoop to seeking it from a child. it also sets up a dynamic between them where dib is CHALLENGED by having to go up against an adult with way more experience than him while dib is just a child, so when he wins its more meaningful, which is a common trope in childrens fiction that an underdog young hero has to take down a powerful adult villain.
jhonen might joke a lot but he’s serious about this part of the characterization of zim and dib and he even went to great lengths to make dib look and act more like a kid in ETF (more emotional and naive, designed to look smaller/softer, going in depth with his relationship to his dad and sister and needing his dad to protect him at the end when he’s too overrun to fight alone) just to drive home the point of how young he is. it was a very deliberate move and jhonen knows what hes doing ESPECIALLY since he also left zim pretty much unchanged and also includes gags about zim’s relative maturity like animating him briefly grimacing because his joints are sore and the part where he pretty much gestures to his crotch and goes “theyre afraid to look at ALL-A THIS”. like you would not see jhonen do that sort of joke with an underage character ok. dont confuse his social awkwardness and self deprecating/trolling humor for not knowing the difference between right and wrong and not acknowledge when he means something sincerely because he doesn’t just clown on people and troll ALL THE TIME 24/7 hes a human, and times have changed with more awareness on issues such as the grooming of minors so he can go back on things he may have said in the past that he doesn’t agree with now or said by mistake. he has said enough times that zim is older than any human alive that its safe to take his word for it by now. judging by the one strip he did in JTHM about johnny murdering a pedophile who was about to prey on squee i think his stance on protecting kids is pretty clear. also i wouldnt put it past jhonen to have redesigned membrane to be more chaddy looking to divert the adult fandom’s attention away from dib and throw the fangirls a bone but thats a whole nother can of worms lol.
and the justification that zim is immature so hes essentially on dib’s level is a reversal of something lots of kids hear from either creepy or ignorant adults who tell them theyre “so mature for their age”. no matter how emotionally mature you are it wont ever compensate for the number of years youve been alive so that’s not very sound logic, and even in fic where theyre both adults it’s still pretty weird because it doesn’t erase their history where zim knew dib as a kid. that’s sort of like a grownup waiting with bated breath until a kid is “legal” so they can start dating. kinda like when jacob imprints on bella’s newborn daughter in twilight then having it handwaved away by saying he’ll wait till she’s grown up, which understandably drew a huge amount of criticism. it’s a loophole that might be mildly acceptable in some cases but the context leaves it colored with a residual ickiness that sets off some red flags for me and a lot of other people.
also you said zim is an alien and therefore the situation itself is unrealistic, but the reason invader zim’s writing resonates with people is because zim is written with very HUMAN emotions and motivations and part of the humor again is how irkens despite being aliens from another planet mirror some of humanity’s worst flaws such as being petty, gluttonous, willfully ignorant, arrogantly believing they are special and better than everyone else, easily manipulated by propaganda, all too eager to greedily colonize other societies etc making them not so different from us at all. so the premise out of context might not seem realistic but the idea of a sad burnout adult who doesn’t realize how humiliating it is to be consistently outsmarted by a kid less than half their age IS realistic and applicable to human interaction since we’ve likely all met someone like this before at one point in our lives for example a schoolteacher who has a personal vendetta against one or more of their students and has nothing better to do than antagonize them, or a really dumb parent that you fight with a lot.
another thing, i know you and other fans probably have a lot of sentimental value and nostalgia attached to zadr because you probably shipped it back when you were a kid yourself and you cant be blamed for something you liked as a kid, but youre an adult now, and you have to listen to the portion of kids in the fandom who dont like zadr and say without question that the age gap makes them uncomfortable. those kids ARE the priority. we’re grown up now and we have to put our feelings aside for them because that’s part of being responsible and mature. i feel like zim himself is a pretty good example of how not to act at our age [shrug emoji]
and anyway a lot of the same elements of zadr can be explored with zadf just as well with just as much potential for cute moments and as a bonus is it’s not creepy
You do bring up some good points, and I’m not saying you’re wrong...  But honestly I’m still not convinced.  I mean, stuff that Jhonen said, the thing is even if it’s the author saying it it’s still outside of canon, that’s the reason why Neil Gaiman got flack for Good Omens because they didn’t write an actual kiss or hug or hand-hold between Aziraphale and Crowley yet Neil Gaiman went on Twitter saying they were queer representation.  I still don’t really put much stock into what he says because the unfinished episodes and Jhonen’s commentary don’t really change the dynamic that’s actually in the show.  And again...Jhonen said if there were going to be romance in the show it would be Zim/Gaz, so he’s either a huge hypocrite or doesn’t view Zim as being incompatible with Gaz.
I do think it’s much better when Dib is an adult and it just makes more sense, and I actually do prefer zadf to zadr and if i were going to ever write fanfiction or make fanart it would probably just be zadf, just because i know this does have some stuff to think about and I totally respect that you have a different view of it, but i honestly just don’t see it that way.  The analogy with Jacob imprinting on Bella’s child in Twilight isn’t really the same thing honestly.  The author in that situation tried to make it not......that....by saying that imprinting isn’t always a romantic relationship thing, and that Jacob would be more of an older brother, but honestly that doesn’t really negate the impact of grooming that kid would have with Jacob around.  The idea that Zim would somehow be grooming Dib seems really silly to me although you’re right, I think his characterization in Into the Florpus has evolved somewhat especially with regard to Dib wanting to get his father’s approval, but again Zim has parallels with that in trying to please the Tallest.  the world-building and characterizations are inconsistent and scattershot at best.  Like no, zim isn’t waiting for him to turn legal, that’s absurd, they’re nemeses coming at each other then learning to be friends.  You’re right that that doesn’t have to be zadr but I still tag it as zadr so people can block it if they want to.
Like, I’ve seen people ship Zim with Professor Membrane instead of Dib.  That seems very weird to me.  that professor membrane would have a relationship with someone who literally goes to his son’s elementary school and who doesn’t know anything at all about human behavior and emotions.
I feel like with this discussion people don’t really understand the problem with age gaps. With age gaps, it’s not a matter of mature/immature, it’s about development.  A ten year age gap sounds like a lot right?  a 25-year-old and a 15-year old would absolutely have a predatory “relationship.”  But a 35- and a 45-year old, that’s perfectly fine.  Having a difference in age doesn’t automatically make the relationship unhealthy.  so if Dib is 25 and Zim is [whatever the hell aliens years i still don’t really take Jhonen’s word for it bc he’s not consistent], that’s doesn’t mean it has to be bad.  The thing about telling minors they’re “so mature for their age” to try and convince them that a person interested in them isn’t a pedophile is that we know a human being who is 15 isn’t developmentally at the same level as a 25-year-old regardless of their behavior.  What is Zim?  All we have to go on is how he acts, and he acts like Dib is an equal match, it’s not “he’s immature for his age,” it’s very unclear.  Raw number of years isn’t the ultimate decider, for example in DnD lore elves reach maturity at, like, 100 years old so a 25-yo human trying to get with a 50-year-old elf would be predatory to the young elf even though the “younger” one is technically twice as old as the human.  Do you see what I’m saying?
I also don’t really buy the idea that Invader Zim’s writing resonates with people because Zim is ~~so human~~.  The guy steals a bunch of kid’s organs in one episode and flies into a tantrum over the slightest inconvenience.  You have to be reading really deeply into it and dig into some old internet archives of things Jhonen Vasquez has said to paint it as realistic.  You can do some interesting things with it wrt like, Zim being defective and starting to experience human emotions but that’s mostly fanon.
Well, you’ve given me some things to think about, thanks for explaining your side to me.  I’m still going to tag things as #zadr so people can block if it can’t plausibly be categorized as zadf.  I’m not actually making any fan content for Invader Zim so the point is kind of moot, but if I ever do I’ll definitely take this into consideration.
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went into the luk*nette tag to look for cute art and its just all lovesquare salt after the new ep like can yall please shut up. please. im begging you. ill get on my fucking knees. please fucking stop. (small rant under the cut)
marinette doesn’t ‘’’’deserve better’’’’ just because adrien said he loves someone else?????? adrien is allowed to just want to be friends with marinette, we know friendship is incredibly important to him. he’s in love with ladybug. just let the boy be!!!!
everyone’s like “im so tired of this non-development” or “i just want him to be in lvoe with marinette” but their relationship is developing and the way it’s going is good! they should focus on being friends first! adrien shouldn’t just randomly see marinette in a new light and decide he’s in love with her! and marinette isn’t owed his love! she shouldn’t be in a romantic relationship with him when adrien doubts that they’re friends at all because she acts oddly around him thanks to her crush!
let them be friends! this is important! maybe adrien will fall in love with her along the way, and maybe he won’t, and either way it’s okay because he doesn’t have to owe his love to anybody!
also the fact that yall are seeing this and going “marinette deserves better” when nobody said a WORD when ladybug turned down chat noir because she’s in love with someone else???? fucking hypocrites. not that saying chat noir deserved better would have been good either, but you guys are really transparent. you’re willing to sacrifice development and growth and friendship if it’ll give you a shortcut to canon lovesquare. and if you cant have the shortcut, you’d rather trash on it and claim luk*nette is better because somehow setting fire to your own ship so you can climb onto a new one is better than letting your first rest in the harbor for awhile. 
god.
im sorry for being salty so often yall, i really am, but i’m so sick and tired of people comparing ships with one and putting one down just to raise the other up, im so sick of it. people are obviously entitlted to their opinions but fucking stop shitting on other ships PLEASE
stop talking like marinette isn’t allowed to ever be sad or upset or angry. for a lot that says “marinette deserves better”, i say, yes, she really does. she deserves a better fandom that takes the lessons she learns and applies them to their own lives. and to the lot that says “marinette deserves happiness” and “marinette should be allowed to show her emotions” simultaneously  i say, i agree, but one should not overshadow the other, that’s unrealistic and you’re only trapping yourself in a a circle with that thinking. she does deserve to be happy, but she deserves to experience heartbreak and hurt and anger and sadness just as much because those things are a part of everyone and theyre important things to feel and learn how to deal with.
so, for the last time, please. please stop. i am begging you. it’s not cool or funny or quirky to shit on other characters or ships just because you don’t like how the canon is going. i can’t stop you from doing it, but god, please consider other people’s feelings. at least tag your salt. thats all im asking. be courteous of other people in the fandom.
please note this isn’t hate on either ship, i was in the tag for a reason
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blondecarfucker · 5 years
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Bed of Roses (1988 Special)
Roger Taylor x Reader BoRhap!Roger Taylor x Reader
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Fic Summary: It's 1971. You just moved to London to study, and you find a band on a local pub after a bad date. The encounter doesn’t go the way you expect it, and neither does what follows this evening as you try to deal with loving Roger Taylor.
Fic Note: So I’ve had this story in my head for the last three weeks and finally decided to write it down. It’s completely planned. It will have 21 chapters and it’s divided in three acts: Dusk, Night and Dawn. It’s will be a bit angsty in the future, and it will most likely have some smut as well. I hope you guys enjoy it! Tell me what you think about it in the asks/comments/messages. If this is your first time stumbling upon Bed of Roses, thank you for stopping by! The rest of the story is in my masterlist, the link is in my bio - can't put the link here or else the post will disappear from the tags.
Chapter's notes: so this is not even a real chapter??? i mean, it doesn't have a number - it's really a reallll epilogue, you really get to know what happen in the eleven years that follow the end of the story. this wasn't really on my outline - i just kept thinking about the characters cause theyre SO CUTE and DESERVE THE BEST and im an absolute softie so i couldnt help but write this. its probably a bit messy cause im tired atm but im happy i wrote this and i want to share it with you guys already. im curious to know what you guys think about it! - also, just making it clear, there's no story for a sequel, so there's no sequel coming. just so you guys know. thanks again for stopping by and reading my story and being AMAZING. im a bit rusty i guess so sorry about the size of the chapter
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1988
You heard Roger hitting the drums as you opened the studio door.
"Hey, Y/N", Freddie said, coming to hug you. "It's your man recording", he told you, and you nodded.
"I see", you answer, and Jim comes closer to Freddie and says hello to you. You really like the way they feel at ease with each other - it just looks natural. It's been long ever since you saw Freddie so peaceful.
But Roger soon showed up in your field of vision, having just left the recording booth. "Babe, it's so good to see you", he said, hugging you by the waist. "Good seeing you too, Rog. What are you guys recording?, you ask, and Deacy answers.
"It's 'Rain Must Fall', just wrote it with Freddie", he says, as Freddie listens to Roger's recording.
"It's still not right", he says, and Roger sighs. "Be right back", he tells you, going inside the booth.
Now that you're paying attention, you realize it's latin percussion. "This is really nice", you tell Freddie, and he smiles. "Thanks, darling. How's the museum? Did it fall apart after you spent a month away?", he asked, and you laughed.
"Actually, they've been holding up quite nicely", you say, referring to the period you've just spent with them in Montreux. "They're getting used to it, I suppose", and he nods.
You and Roger have been taking turns the last decade on who's gonna spend time along with the other, but now, after you've got your PhD and was promoted to Senior Curator, your job could be done without official office hours, so you've been following Roger around a bit more - which is nice, especially when he's in Montreux, such a calm place you thought about retiring there, in the future.
"And this outfit, too, I love it. You look like such a serious business woman" Jim said, pointing to your tailleur. "I have to look the part, Jim", you shrug, and Brian laughs. "I miss your yellow Chuck Taylors days, Y/N", he says, and you laugh. "These shoes are killing me, so I do, too", you tell him.
"I won't invite you to dance, then", Freddie said, and you frowned. "Please do, Freddie. You know how I love these latin inspired songs of yours", you pouted, and Freddie laughed, extending a hand to you.
You could feel Roger's eyes watching you through the glass as you danced with Freddie. Rain Must Fall reminded you of Cool Cat, and even though the Hot Space days, in 1981 were complicated, it reminded you of an afternoon with Roger on a yacht on Lake Geneva, the two of you drinking mimosas and sunbathing as Montreux glimmed under the Riviera sun.
"God, I hate this fucking song", Roger said, sipping on his mimosa.
"It's not the best", you agreed, and he laughed.
"This fucking album, I swear to God. If it wasn't for you here, I would've dropped this", he said, and you got up to prepare another mimosa for you.
"Don't say that, Rog. You wouldn't drop the band", you said, and he sighed.
"You're right. But I would drop this album, though. This song, even - I didn't take part in anything regarding the production. I just watched, like you watch a car crash", he says, and it's your turn to laugh.
"You're so dramatic", you tell him, mixing the orange juice and the champagne. "But seriously, babe. Do you even like the songs we're making now?", he asks, and you take a sip of your drink.
"I like Under Pressure", you say, and you're happy to see his face lighten up as he laughs. "Of course you do. I'm impressed you didn't ask Bowie for an autograph yet", he said, and you laugh along. "I have to stop myself from fangirling every time he's around, you know. It's pretty hard, but I do my best not to embarass you", you told him, sitting by his side.
His sun kissed skin made his eyes even brighter than usual - like lapis lazuli on bronze.
"Like I try not to embarrass you by looking stupid when we're on one of your fancy dinners?", he asks, hugging you by the side. "Exactly", you told him, pressing a quick kiss on his lips. He tasted like orange.
As you now kept dancing with Freddie, Jim pulled Deacy for a dance too, and eventually everyone was dancing to Roger's percussion. Each had a different level of success, and you were trying to help Brian when Roger finished his part.
It made you happy to have moments like this. After A Kind Of Magic, in 1986, the band was fighting constantly - it made you sad to see such thing. Roger even created a side band, The Cross, and he worked with them for a while before reuniting with Queen for this new album.
You were always a huge fan of his solo work, but you never connected with The Cross - and you felt like he didn't, either. They never really challenged him, and anything only gets better after receiving honest feedback.
But now Freddie wanted to produce again with the rest of the band - as much as they could, non-stop. They wouldn't even tour after this album, The Miracle. You felt like Roger knew exactly why these changes happened, but he didn't share them with you. You didn't really mind - it was not only his privacy, but the privacy of the rest of the band members. The fact that he was trustworthy enough to keep his friend's reasoning behind a polemic decision private only made you love him more.
"Babe", Roger called, walking over to you. You hugged him, his known smell now more refined, cologne mixed with the patchouli and substituting the cigarette smoke - you both quitted smoking, since you heard it could be harmful for little ones.
"The kids are with their nanny, right?" Rog asked you, and you nodded.
It was 1982 when you realized you couldn't keep your breakfast - you vomited every morning, almost religiously, twenty minutes after you ate.
Roger was immediately concerned on the phone - you spent two weeks in Mexico for work, and it was only when Roger spent a weekend there at the end of your trip that he told you not to drink the tap water. So you were both convinced you had some parasite, and Roger took you to a doctor - he liked to spend time with you when you were both in London, even in boring activities, since you still lived in separate flats, always trying to take it slow - even though you felt like a teenager when you had to pack to stay a weekend at your boyfriend's house - and you considered talking to Roger about moving in together again.
The doctor soon realized there were no parasites inside you, but there was a baby - a 3 months old little boy, in fact, as the doctor confirmed after taking you two to the ultrasound room.
You could never forget Roger's face once he understood what the doctor told the two of you. He was going to be a father.
But the realization that you were going to be a mother took a little longer to hit you. It was only when you heard the baby's heartbeat that you really understood what was going on inside you - a baby. Your baby. Roger's baby.
Proof that you were together, proof that you belonged to each other, that you loved each other.
"This is the most beautiful sound I've ever heard", Roger told you, and you smiled in agreement.
Nine months later, Apollo was born.
You agreed on Apollo because you always thought about how Roger reminded you of Apollo, and it did remind you of New York, too - the Apollo Theater was a landmark only a couple dozens streets above the apartment you grew up in.
But Apollo was much more like you than he was like his dad. He inherited his dad's dirty blonde curls, but his eyes were just like yours, and so was his personality - he was very determined, liked to be alone, and a full blown nerd. He taught himself to read when he was four, and now, at age 6, he liked to read The Hobbit by himself.
He didn't speak with an English accent, oddly enough, even though he was raised in London - he spoke water like his dad, but copied your accent in every other word.
Roger would hold him and hug him and always spend time with "his little guy", always telling him how proud he is to be the father of a genius, and Apollo's cheeks would be flushed pink, just like yours did when Roger told you how smart you are.
When Apollo was born, you both agreed to move in together into a big family home, but you filled the walls with artwork and tapestry, and Roger made sure there was always good music playing - it didn't feel like you were abandoning your old selves to become parents; it felt like a natural step.
And for financial reasons - mostly to protect Apollo and to make taxes easier - you and Roger decided to get married. He tried to play the practical part, reaffirming marriage was just a title and the two of you were way beyond that, but you knew, deep down, that he was incredibly happy to get on his knees and propose.
It was a simple ceremony in 1984 - close friends and family under the hawaiian sunset, the Lana'i Island's atmosphere made you feel like you were in a dream. With a simple cotton white dress, you reunited with Roger - in a half open, white cotton button up - in front of a licensed marriage performer, and you became Ms Taylor.
Roger used any excuse to call you Ms Taylor, savoring the name on his tongue just like he did with your lips on honeymoon.
Apollo was 2, and stayed with his grandparents for a week as the two of you enjoyed your honeymoon on paradise. "It's funny how this is like, the millionth time I feel like I'm on honeymoon with you", you tell Roger, and he pouts. "If you consider honeymoon everytime we go somewhere amazing alone and keep fucking like teenagers, then yeah. But this is special. This feels more… I don't know. Official", he said, and you agreed.
And all that young love had a result - you soon found out you got pregnant again after a routine blood test. Roger was, again, the happiest man on Earth.
You felt calmer this time around - a kid and responsibilities didn't ruin your relationship with Roger the first time around, and you were actually pretty good parents.
So when Live Aid came about, you were huge - you enjoyed the many performances, but when Queen was onstage, it felt different. You could remember when, almost fifteen years ago, you saw these guys broke, rehearsing and travelling around in a van.
Now they were here, and in a day filled with performances from stars, they shined the brightest.
You don't know if it was all the emotions you felt watching them, but once you finally got home, the sun about to rise - Apollo long asleep - you sat down to prepare a warm bath for the two of you, but you felt something warm running down your legs. Your water broke.
You and Roger ran to the Hospital, and after a few hours, Artemis was born.
She screamed, not cried, once she first looked at you and Roger, almost annoyed - like she was sad she missed the show.
Artemis was a logical name choice - Apollo's twin in greek mythology - but the kid also got her strong will. She looked just like her father, big, round blue eyes and pink, full lips soon learned to express what she desired and complained when things seemed wrong in her perspective.
At the early age of three and with a reduced vocabulary, she convinced the two of you to get the smallest drum set you could find, and she tried to repeat her fathers movements on it, still too small for her tiny kit, but proud of the loud noises she made, hitting it recklessly.
Roger looked at it as if he was seeing a miracle.
The kids were raised primarily in London, but they spent some time in Montreux, when the band was recording, under their father's care, or on tour when you could stay with them - tour made the kids so confused about their whereabouts that it needed a conjoined effort - but now that the band was recording in London with no plans for long periods away, it was going to be interesting.
Apollo was just getting started in school, and soon it would be Artemis turn. They still had no dimension of their fathers - or their "uncles" - importance, but you and Roger talked about this, waiting for the day you'd have to explain your life for the kids, who you were before you were their parents.
You wondered if Apollo would think back on the time he went to dad's work and he was dressed as a woman - he couldn't recognize Roger when he was Rogerina while recording the video for I Want To Break Free until he took his wig off.
It was a better reaction than John's kids had, screaming in fear of the old, scary and tall lady that tried to pick them up.
The latest video recording was incredibly sweet, actually - it was for The Miracle, the single, and the band was going to be interpreted by 11 year olds. The kid that played Freddie was absolutely brilliant, mimicking all of his signature moves.
But it was the kid that played Roger who stole your heart.
As you watched the tiny Rog rehearse, you couldn't help but imagine Artemis hitting her drums - maybe in a few years, she'd be able to actually play something.
You also thought about Apollo, how he'd look like an even younger version of Roger if he was sitting on the stool, bouncing his curls and pouting in concentration.
You really loved the life you lived now, and when you looked back to all the drama that went between you and Roger so you could get here - two happy, fully realized people; and two great parents - you'd do it all again.
You kept thinking about it as the kid rehearsed Roger's part in the song, until you felt a familiar smell fill the air around you, and an arm snaking around your waist.
"Hello, beautiful stranger. Are you lost?", Roger whispered, his husky voice still able to give you chills.
"I am, actually. I can't find my husband, and I came here just to see him before work", you said.
"How did he get so lucky to have you?", he asks, and you turn around to kiss him.
"Actually, I'm his good luck charm", you say, pulling him closer to you.
He was ready for the shoot, so you felt bad when you broke the kiss and realized you transfered part of your lipstick to his lips.
"Shit, your makeup artist is going to kill me", you say, trying to wipe it away.
"It's fine", he says, kissing you again. "So I'm picking Apollo from school today, right?", he confirmed, and you nodded. It would always amaze you how you found your own level of responsibility, of the feared and dreaded domesticity, without losing the passion you had for each other. Taking it slow.
But now, back in the studio, you said goodbye to everyone, and followed Roger to a limo.
You always had your nights out - nights where you'd stay in a fancy hotel room just for the sake of being together in different ambiances. You two learned from your trip to Paris how it makes you more in love with each other, the new place making you fonder of what you know and love - in your case, Roger.
So when he popped open a bottle of champagne while you undressed, and once you were only in your lingerie, Roger took his own shirt off, knowing to pass it to you - a ritual, really.
You both went out, relaxed and comfortable, and enjoyed the view.
The Thames was below you, and you could see the entire city - if you tried, you could point where the bar you first met was, and Kensington Marked, and the first flat you shared. London was a huge part of your story.
"Let's make a toast", Roger said, and you nodded. "To what?", you asked, but you knew the answer.
You've been together for almost twenty years, now, so it's normal for you to know what to expect from Roger. But it doesn't feel boring - it feels like home.
"Us", he says.
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taegiiseok · 6 years
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god okay so this is going under a cut because I have some things to say and the recent allforbts thing has kinda prompted me into word vomiting finally abt it but it’s been on my mind for a while and I’ve just rlly gotta say these things so,,, don’t mind me I just need to ramble. For some emotionally charged bangtan related rambling pls read more
Now I’ve been an army for a while now, I’d say a dedicated stan since early 2016, and before that I was just aware of them as a whole but I stopped paying attention to kpop for a while there and it was unfortunately during their debut days,,, I always wish I had started paying close attention again sooner because these boys changed my life. And I don’t say that lightly,, I mean it with every ounce of sincerity I can muster. They made me happy, and they made me realize that just giving up isn’t the answer when u rlly want something. They let me know that they’re unafraid to be sincere with their feelings so I shouldn’t be afraid of being sincere in mine either. They literally opened my eyes when I needed it most and I’m forever grateful for that,, and I cannot express properly just how much respect and love I have for these men because of that. They’ve put so much of themselves into their music and into their careers and even when things weren’t picking up as quickly as they wanted they still pushed and carried on and idnskskns NO WORDS CAN TELL U HOW MUCH THOSE EXAMPLES MEAN TO ME. Their honesty and strength give me strength and I just,,,, I LOVE THEM. TO END THIS RAMBLING BIT HERE,, I rlly rlly love them. I’d do a lot for their happiness because they’ve given me the tools to take back some of my own happiness and there’s rlly no way to show u,, or them,, all the gratitude I feel for that.
SO NOW THAT THATS OUTTA THE WAY & we’re clear on all of the above,, I now want to say that I have a deep love for my fellow armys that are truthful on why they stan and that feel a deeper connection for the boys other than just on a shallow level. If ur here for the right reasons and u just want to show the boys support in any way possible, I support u !! I love u and I would love to speak abt the boys with u if u ever need a friend ! Wanna talk abt how much they motivate u ? Let’s do it up boo ! Wanna speak abt mental health issues ? I know abt those on a personal level babe ! U just wanna cry abt how cute one of them looked on a certain day ?? Come my way,, I GOTCHU !! I am an open ear and there is always an open door to my inbox and messager if any of u ever want to talk because I care abt ur well being. I care abt u. I care abt the boys and I care abt my fellow armys because at the end of the day we all are striving for happiness and peace of mind in this world and why not have an open heart to that ?? At least, that’s what this fandom was originally abt. Being here for bangtan and being there for our fellow armys.
That’s kinda what it’s always been abt in my mind and to see how toxic things have gotten in the last year ((specifically the last few months I’d say)) with streaming and voting and buying albums and singles to chart and whatnot like gUYS...... they just want your support ? They just want to make us happy with their music and performances because doing what they do makes them happy and seeing people LITERALLY try to guilt others into thinking they’re not real fans because they aren’t buying the title track fifteen times,, or they can’t afford to buy all 4 albums at least once, or they’re not promoting as hard as they can is 😣😣😣 SO BEYOND RIDICULOUS TO ME. It’s gross !!! It’s not right and it isn’t what bangtan are abt ?? These boys have always been sincere with us,,, always wanted to shoot for the stars but would always fall short and once they started gaining some real traction and reaching those stars they stopped aiming so high. The boys are happy! They have accomplished so much, and they never expect /anything/ from us as fans. They only wish for our happiness and support. They’ve said it time and time again and yet we still have people leading lynches against others for not voting on stupid polls ? For not hashtagging every tweet with a voting or trending tag for our favs ? For not being able to afford to buy albums or singles ?? Or hell,, some are even saying others need to put forth more of their effort to contact people they don’t know to let them buy singles for them ?? Really ?? It’s truly gotten so bad and I’m so sad whenever I open social media anymore 😔 people have lost sight of what the whole purpose of stanning a group even means & idk ,, it just breaks my heart.
If u only want to support bangtan by trying to break records they don’t even hope to break then go ahead but don’t shame others for not joining u. Let people be a fan and show support in their own ways and just know that even if some of us aren’t publically claiming to buy so many albums and so many singles,, we very well may be doing that on our own and out of the goodness in our hearts because we want the best for the boys that make our lives a little bit brighter. The recognition for awards and records just isn’t at the forefront of our minds because their music and happiness comes first, and so do ours. Its also not nice to pressure others into doing something they may not be able to do.
And at the end the day we all have our own lives and own narratives to live out,, and not all of those narratives involve intensively stanning a boy group we love 25/7. WE GOTTA WORK AND MAKE A NAME FOR OURSELVES BABES WE DONT GOT TIME FOR THAT AND THE BOYS UNDERSTAND AND SUPPORT THAT!! THEY DONT WANT ANY OF U,,, AND I MEAN //ANY// OF U PUTTING THEM BEFORE YOURSELF !!
It’s like they said in magic shop,, we gave them the best of them so we need to give us the best of us,,, and if that means putting urself before them sometimes ?? BLS DO OHMYGODBDJS TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF !! Break some personal records for urself !! Buy ur own mixtape fuxkdnsn IDK JUST ,,, loving bangtan is good and they’re amazing and I would love everyone to show their support for them but I say that because those boys want u to support u first. Don’t listen to people telling u you’re a bad fan because unless ur starting rumours and stalking them ur rlly not !! There is no such thing as a bad fan if ur just trying to show support for artists that u rlly love in your own way.
OKAY IM DONE. I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING BECAUSE THAT ASK RLLY SET ME OFF AND THEN I STARTED THINKING ABT THE LIVES AND LOGS THE BOYS HAVE DONE AND EVERY TOUR DATE THEYVE PUT THEIR ALL INTO AND HOW MUCH THEY GIVE US AND WHILE WE GIVE THEM BACK SO MUCH IN RETURN THEYRE ALWAYS SAYING ITS ENOUGH AND I JUST RLLY WANT TO REMIND PEOPLE THAT YOUR LOVE AND SUPPORT IS ALWAYS ENOUGH !! YOU ARE ENOUGH !!
I LOVE U 💞
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httpsaw · 6 years
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— 85 questions 💌
rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag more people
i was tagged by @1esbiana thank u for tagging me angel!!
- LAST
1. drink - Raspberry & Blackberry water
2. phone call - My friend Emily
3. text message - my other friend Courtney
4. song you listened to - See you again by Tyler the creator
5. time you cried - Monday
- EVER
6. dated someone twice? - No
7. kissed someone and regretted it - the only 2 ppl ive kissed were guys so yes
8. been cheated on - No
9. lost someone special - Yeah
10. been depressed - Yes dsdfsjksdf still am b!
11. gotten drunk and thrown up - i havent thrown up i know my limits
- FAVE COLORS
12. Red
13. White
14. Green
- IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…
15. made new friends - yeah and lost them but it be like that
16. fallen out of love - yes :(
17. laughed until you cried - yes omg i rlly be thinking i peed bc how hard i laughed
18. found out someone was talking about you - uhh yeah:/
19. met someone who changed you - no tbh its just me changing 
20. found out who your friends are - yeah:/
21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - no
- GENERAL
22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - all except 1
23. do you have any pets - a cat who i love legit i could go on for hours
24. do you want to change your name - i kinda wanna legally change my name to Rosa but thats tew much work
25. what did you do for your last birthday - no omg my birthdays r so depressing lets not talk abt this
26. what time did you wake up today - midday bc its not hot so i can rest
27. what were you doing at midnight last night - litchrally sleeping bc again its not hot so i dont have to suffer
28. what is something you can’t wait for - not being mentally ill & looking back at who i was in 10 years and how far i got or havent got
30. what are you listening to right now - Flower boy by Tyler the creator
31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - yeah in primary school but i never saw him after that and i dont even remember anything abt him except his name
32. something that gets on your nerves - people talkin over me it makes me so mad, ppl who dont listen/just ignore u like bitch okay then.
33. most visited website - uh tumblr or pinterest i love that bitch
34. hair color - dark brown i dont dye my hair bc im worried abt burning my head
35. long or short hair - its slowly making its way to shoulder length cant wait to cut it again i love cutting my own hair omg
36. do you have a crush on someone - no idk like this half year ive just been thinking abt myself and how i can better myself, plus everyone i know/met im not attracted to so
37. what do you like about yourself - uh my eyes, my ability to empathise, how i can stand up for myself sometimes, my creativeness
38. want any piercings? - no sometimes i want to get my ears pierced for hoop earings but i have hearing aids and ive been self consious of them since i was a kid i dont wear them when i should n i dont want to draw attention BUT im trying to accept it n be confident like im struggling w my voice but im kinda accepting it and liking it so i gotta accept my deafness bc i pierce my ears thats so dumb sjkdjkks
39. blood type - idk i feel like this is so ppl can steal my kidneys go away (or at least pay me)
40. nicknames - litchrally just Rosa or “that sad bitch”
41. relationship status - single also ive been thinking abt this like obv im 19 n v shy/isolated but im worried ill never fall in love w someone bc ive had ppl love me but like i just dont feel like i will ever truly love someone and not be over it in a week
42. zodiac - Leo sun/Sag Moon/Taurus Rising
43. pronouns - He/Him or They/Them i dont mind
44. fave tv shows - Breaking Bad, Pretty Little Liars, idk most of them suck n i get bored of them
45. tattoos - i have 2 n i want more but im poor :’(
46. right or left handed - right
47. ever had surgery - yeah ive had like 7 i was supposed to have had my 8th but uhhhhhhh yeah the phsycologist didnt think it was the right time
48. piercings - no go away
49. sport - do i look like i do sports??? (this was in the voice of that vine sjkdjkdsfjk)
50. vacation - im always on a vacation in my mind when i close my eyes
51. trainers - i wear one pair of shoes n theyre white nikes i love them i only like the white shoes bc i hate the black pair i have bc they look weird n i dont buy shoes often i may buy boots soon tho
- MORE GENERAL
52. eating - go away
53. drinking - i answered this before?
54. i’m about to watch - myself pin some stuff to my pinterest boards
55. waiting for - myself to finish this and then do my skincare routine
56. want - time to stand still so i cant breathe
57. get married - i said it before idk if ill ever love someone i probably will right like so many people do? but idk if i want to get married, i like the idea of a wedding n dressing up all nice but idk if its for me
58. career - uhhh writer fml or florist like idk if i need a degree for that but like lemme plant flowers ok damn
- THIS OR THAT
59. hugs or kisses - hugs
60. lips or eyes - eyes bc some ppl dont moisturize their damn lips
61. shorter or taller - taller bc im short but if my future gf was shorter then like ok? sflkkl like what am i supposed to do get her really high boots to wear?
62. older or younger - older i guess? i only have dated ppl my age but as long as its not a big age gap yk like i dont want to date a 30 year old rn sdfkksfdk
63. nice arms or stomach - arms bc i wanna be held
64. hookup or relationship - neither bc id have a panic attacksdjfsfjjkfsdjk too real
65. troublemaker or hesitant - uhh? idk ? what does this mean? im hesitant like i wanna make sure shit aint gonna ruin me or go awful and if it does i have a plan/vague idea on how to fix it
- HAVE YOU EVER
66. kissed a stranger - no id rather choke
67. drank hard liquor - yes but name a drink that doesnt taste like death
68. lost glasses - i dont have glasses but i probably would
69. turned someone down - yea haha i laugh bc im uncomfortable bc it ruined a rlly close friendship i had oh well!
70. sex on first date - no id rather DIE
71. broken someone’s heart - yes :(
72. had your heart broken - yes im a sensitive bich!
73. been arrested - no i know ppl that have been but thats as close as i ever wanna get
74. cried when someone died - i cried when allison argent & lexa died but noone irl
75. fallen for a friend - yeah but it was online n we dont talk anymore but i do miss her
- DO YOU BELIEVE IN
76. yourself - yes im a legend (im in a good mood so yes i do)
77. miracles - uhhh i dunno?
78. love at first sight - yes im not even gonna play
79. santa claus - no but if ppl do thats cute n who am i to tell them not to
80. kiss on a first date - id let u know if i ever go on one!
81. angels - dunno? i guess i believe in god but angels? not really? like i wouldnt say they definetly DONT exist but i also wouldnt put my faith in them
- OTHER
82. best friend’s name - uh thats my cat Zulu
83. eye color - brown
84. fave movie - 13 going on 30 i bought it on discount from morrisons thinking i wouldnt like it but itd be something to watch but biiiiiiiitch i feel in love w that movie!!!
85. fave actor - crystal reed but only bc she played allison argent n i still would die for her
-Tag others: @matd @01chuu @lunesgf @nbwlw n anyone else who wants to 
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smithsparker · 3 years
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blog tag!
tagged by @earthlingeliott​ and @12monthoctober​ thank u both sm!!
1. why did you choose your url?
started reading the grisha trilogy when everyone was so excited for s&b netflix to come out and quickly fell in love with miss genya safin shes the loml <3 
2. any side blogs?
uhh i technically have a narnia sideblog but i haven’t done anything with it for ages sdlkfjsdlk i might just delete it 
3. how long have you been on tumblr?
this account ive had since summer 2018! but i had one before that which i forgot the password of, and i wasn’t using my own email so i couldn’t get in anymore sldkjfslk (honestly it was for the best, that blog was a Mess)
4. do you have a queue tag?
i do! it’s “could cry just thinkin about queue” from the troye sivan song on the in a dream ep :’) literally love him sm i could listen to that ep on repeat forever
5. why did you start your blog in the first place?
uhh i think to see gifsets? i was on pinterest before (yes i know shush) and i saw all those gifs and shitposts too and i was like “i gotta see that fr”, i think i joined for harry potter and marvel too
6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?
fatou jallow my beloved!! i wanted a cute fatou icon to fit my url at the time (@chibisfatou) so i took the party in s6e8 bc it’s a pretty purple (the colour my blog was then) and put it on a fun backgrounddd i still love it sm 
7. why did you choose your header?
i was a little bored of the last one i had and wanted like,, a “professional-looking” one slkdjflskd so i made one to fit my current url!
8. what's your post with the most notes?
this parallel gifset between doctor who and tennant&tate’s much ado about nothing, it’s currently at almost 700 notes??? which is absolutely crazy sldkfjdslk i never thought it would get so many, it’s not even that good but i guess people liked it a lot
9. how many mutuals do you have?
135! (yes i did just count them all slfjdskl) but i barely talk to half of them so sad :(
10. how many followers do you have? 
337 wooo
11. how many people do you follow?
517 and half of them are probably inactive slfkdsjkl (i should unfollow some people huh)
12. have you ever made a shitpost?
i,,,, do not think so? sldkfjdsl i barely make any textposts at all but i might have made some during skamfr s5 or wtfock s4 lmao
13. how often do you use tumblr each day?
uhh lately it’s not been so much, but any time i’m on my laptop and trying to work i get distracted by the tumblr tab i have open sdljfls so i try to check in less and less, maybe 8 times a day? (i have no clue tbh slfjksdk it used to be a lot tho)
14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?
i haven’t luckily and i hope it’ll never happen sldkfj i hate conflict
15. how do you feel about "you need to reblog this" posts?
they suck and i hate them, literally putting that at the bottom of ur otherwise interesting post will just make me do the opposite and scroll down as fast as possible
16. do you like tag games?
i dooo i love them but i always take way too long to do them and i never know who to tag slkdjfl
17. do you like ask games?
yes and no? i like reblogging them but i never do it at the right time so i barely have time to answer them lmao and i always get disappointed when i get less asks than i thought i would rip
18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?
uhhh definitely some of the gifmakers i follow, idk i know a few people with multiple thousands of followers but theyre not like 100 000 note shitpost famous u kno sldjfl
19. do you have a crush on a mutual?
i do not but like gab said, platonic crushes all the way ily all <3
tagging @pduwd, @eleonoraincanti, and uhh idk who else anyone who wants to! (and i mean that, please do this if u want!!)
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laurasraptorsquad · 7 years
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30 Questions
Tagged by  @chimochiii , gracias i love these uwu lol 
1. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
I’m 5′3″ uwu
2. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOWS?
the first that came to mind rn were Parks and  Recreation and Sherlock lol
3. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE YOUTUBERS?
Dan and Phil ewe
4. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE FEATURE OF YOURSELF?
uh eyes? i guess lol
5. CATS OR DOGS?
I have only ever had dogs and I LOVE THEM theyre so cute and my Toby is a ugly little ball of excitement <3 <3 but I met a friend’s cat and fell in love with her so maybe both lol
6. CANDY OR FRUIT?
depends what im craving cause id choose watermelon over chocolate some days but also vice versa
7. HOT OR COLD?
weather?? cold even tho im cold natured and start trembling even if everyone else is fine lol
8. WHAT KIND OF PHONE DO YOU HAVE?
Samsung Galaxy s7
9. MOVIES OR MUSIC
i love music and listen to it always but this past year i’ve gotten really into moveis i feel hella cultured lol
10. HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE? BOYS OR GIRLS?
uhm maybe 3? doesn’t matter what they are i’m gonna raise them all the same
11. TOP 3 FAVORITE FOODS?
uhhhhh chocolate, menudo, tACOS?
12. TOP 3 WORST FOODS?
i can name so many. onions, liver, tomatoe. but omg avocado and ranch (people get shocked i dont like these but i mean if we go out and they offer it just means you get double cause i’ll give you mine so we both win)
13. WHAT’S SOMETHING YOU’RE AFRAID OF?
being complacent, failure
14. ANY PHOBIAS?
nah, not drastic ones just kinda afraid of heights
15. WHAT MAKES YOU THE HAPPIEST?
seeing someone happy or making someone happy or smile or laugh, specially if they have been sad
16. HAVE YOU EATEN TODAY? AND IF SO WHAT?
cereal and a McDonalds buiscuit sausage thing my coworker bought me
17.WHAT TIME IS IT CURRENTLY WHERE YOU ARE?
11:26am
18. SNOWY DAY OR RAINY DAY?
Rainy day, the noise is soothing and the lightning looks pretty, it’s its own irony, beautiful calm and chaos.
19. IF YOU COULD PAINT YOUR ROOM ANY COLOR WHAT WOULD IT BE?
hmm a dark color with glow in the dark galaxies or forests
20. MAKEUP OR NO MAKEUP?
make up, need me the eyeliner
21. DRESSY OR CASUAL?
Casual, although i wear dresses a lot but it’s cause i’m too lazy to put pants on
22. MILK OR SODA?
milk, soda’s sodium makes me cry
23. FAVORITE SMELL?
flowersssss
24. HOW ARE YOU AT MEETING NEW PEOPLE?
depends who they are and how they approach me
25. WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU DO WHEN YOU WAKE UP?
contemplate my life choices until now and review my decisions until i stress and get up lol
26. WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK AT SOMEONE?
their eyes then their face
27. TOP 3 PERSONALITY TRAITS YOU WANT IN A PARTNER?
funny, understanding, caring
28. KISS OR HUGS?
i dont hug people so i guess.. both from the right person
29. GOING OUT OR STAYING IN?
depends, who am i going with, do i have someone to follow the entire time? will i have to socialize? i much rather stay home and sleep of play video games
30. LASTLY, TELL YOUR FOLLOWERS SOMETHING THEY MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT YOU.
i.... LOVE dinosaurs, wanna get a dinosaur tattoo, own dinosaur books, stickers, and like 10 stuffed ones lol I tag @captain-spanxs @krsj32randomness @letmusicconsumeyou
if yall wanna do it uwu
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