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#if you are allergic to bees
baejax-the-great · 6 months
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Just learned that brushing your teeth shouldn't be spicy ✌
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odessa-edmundson · 30 days
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Did not want to find out halfway through the visit that the upstairs (where I'm staying) sometimes has wasp problems. 😐😐
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friendofcars · 8 months
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climbing out of my moping pit to recognize 1) the emerging pattern of 'otherworldly magical forest-linked entity in a teenage boy's body giving the human body an allergy.' greywaren, tree nuts. cabeswater, wasp stings. and 2) my beloved water = love (= magic) metaphor gaining extra fuel from adam and gansey meeting on the day after an eight day drought. that's what we should be talking about.
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hayakawasb1tch · 1 year
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Trying to be so serious as @akitachi goes on about semi public sex with Aki but all I can think about is Aki getting stung on the ass by a bee and having to call paramedics cause he went into anaphylactic shock with his dick out
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eyestrain-addict · 1 year
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One of the best things about tumblr is we all hate each other in a fun kinda way. If you make a post and accidentally leave an opening someone can and WILL dunk on you. If you say something someone disagrees with (not controversial or anything, just like saying your least favorite flavor or something) someone else will IMMEDIATELY take it to 100% and insult/threaten you in the funniest possible way. and I love it
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iconicpopstar · 4 months
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I'm not against plastic surgery and fillers at all but I hate the puffy look
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shadowboxmind · 4 months
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Stinks to like a thing but 90% of fan content you see does not appeal to you in the least
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mell0bee · 2 years
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the bells hells find the symbol of the cerberus assembly and somewhere in exandria, caleb widogast is just trying to live his life going about a normal day but keeps breaking into sneezing fits for seemingly no reason
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familyvideostevie · 10 months
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Alas my mediocre life is too boring for gossip BUT I feel the need to mention that the other day, I was at a local farm chaperoning a strawberry-picking field trip and I couldn’t help but think “farmer’s market AU Steve would be living his best life here!”
FUCK YEAH NO GOOD AT WAITING STEVE LIVES ON!!!!!
it's farmers market season again and i want all of you to be thinking of him every time you go and i want to hear all about it bc it makes me so fucking happy
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death-rebirth-senshi · 8 months
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Just did some weed pulling even though I'm so so so so so scared of bugs that love being in dirt and weeds. And also I'm an empath so I know how badly I'm fucking up the day of these bugs. I'm so brave.
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nemo-duspy-writes · 9 months
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Me normally: Awww, little bee, did you get trapped inside? Come on, let me guide you back to freedom.
Me while beekeeping: *brandishing knife* Okay you little noisy fuck, only one of us is getting out of here alive, and it ain't gonna be you.
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crowcryptid · 9 months
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ow2 tank has gotta be the most stressful gaming experience idk why i subject myself to it. even when i win its not fun im just like "oh its over i can rest now"
no other game has made me feel physically worn out after like an hour of play time
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anticrazed · 2 years
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So uhm.
Hivemind and Charlie(?)
*Cries in rarepair*
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abombihoney · 2 years
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EYES ON THE BEE EATER, I REPEAT, I HAVE EYES ON THE BEE EATER!! RATTLE EM BOYS
I DONT EAT BEES
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foxstens · 1 year
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imagine not using d-dark in radiant fights lmao
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hylianengineer · 2 years
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I've done a bit of gardening, but my favorite thing to grow is mulberries. (For those unfamiliar with these, they look like small blackberries but are more sweet and grow on trees. Native to North America.) Because I don't have to do anything and even my relatively small tree produces a ton of fruit. I'm not even sure this counts as gardening since I didn't plant the tree though. By default, my favorite annual garden crop is squash, because despite the quantity of seeds I planted during the pandemic these were among the few plants to produce much of anything. I got like 3 tomatoes, a few peppers and a single bunch of chard, but the squash was plentiful.
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