I need Aziraphale learning very quickly that being kind and considerate gets him nowhere in Heaven, so he tucks away his goofy, big-hearted nature and just turns into a maliciously compliant Bitch™.
This is a man who canonically has "discouraged" multiple mobster groups threatening to burn his bookshop, who has successfully scared hundreds of customers away by being just unpleasant enough and who dropped down three octaves to correct Furfur when he messed up his name.
He swallows his pride, puts on a power suit and starts executing a Corporate Nightmare upon upper management in Heaven.
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i can't stop staring at all these images of ray smiling so huge and bouncing around and singing along up there like. how many times has he said he wouldn't want to be in a band if it was with any other people. that he can't imagine any feeling better than being on stage with those specific guys. he's one of the best guitarists out there but the one and only time he performed during my chem's hiatus was for a private muppets charity show with gerard. he has like three tattoos and one of them is his my chem stage position. THIS IS THE ONLY BAND HE EVER WANTS TO BE IN AND THEY'RE BACK TOGETHERRRRRR AND WE GET TO SEE IT
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My thoughts on The Artificer! I'll be going through each figure as well as a small personality description at the end.
Fig. 1 - I'll start by listing off things from bottom to top: her eyes are sunken in due to the fact they usually either don't sleep or have nightmares. She doesn't clean herself often (or properly) so a lot of the bloodstains on hard to reach spaces (such as her chest, stomach, and back) are the most noticeable, as well as the ones on her feet and hands, mainly because she waits until he cycle is already over to wash themselves. She is technically regular slugcat height (because surv and monk are both pups and she was just kinda . Born Explosive), pebbles is just . Like . 4 feet tall
Fig. 2 - Artificer is constantly on the move, due to this, the fact she uses lots of fire power and that metropolis Is almost always in direct sunlight, she overheats very often. To combat this problem, she has a sail that she circulates blood through too cool herself (as well as make herself warmer, if she needs to be). This idea was spawned after I watched an hour long video about the earth before dinosaurs and it had gotten to the time Dimetrodon was around. This is kind of a work in progress idea but it makes the most sense to me.
Fig. 3 - arti has small vents in the back of their mouth that allow them to go kaboom!! It might also be where she swallows objects like rocks and flashbangs to make them into bombs and lanterns, I'm not sure yet. There's also a possibility of the vents that help her propel themselves are on their tail but most the sparks in game come from her mouth so *shrugs*. Her teeth are black because they are made from a material that can withstand constant firepower (what material? I'm not sure, some kind of heavy metal I'd think).
Personality - The Artificer is in a consistent state of dissociation, her one eye almost always open except for when she needs to make explosives or stun an enemy (as shown in fig. 3) she goes through the motions, not taking joy in anything besides the high of killing her nemesis and potentially sunbathing. She will and has attempted to kill everything in her path unless it is a wondering slugpup, or another slugcat. When she meets pebbles she's unfazed by his presence until he mentions the potential of killing a chieftain scavanger, and after that the two start to bond a bit more before pebbles sends her uh "west past the farm arrays", in which we see the Artificer ascension ending play out. After her kids die she never really breaks her dissociation until she has killed everything atop pebbles structure and visited him again.
Hope you enjoy my rant! Sorry this post is a little long and depressing :P
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i think what makes nagi's downfall so hard is that he dropped down to the top 11, which mind you isnt bad at all. thats still good, thats just shy of the top 10, for any other average bllk player you'd be happy with that.
but its nagi. the prodigy, the genius. arguably the one with the most talent and potential in the whole facility. so it isnt just that hes playing badly. its that he playing..average.
it must sting having so many people have such high expectations for you, telling you that you have all this potential but not living up to it. its like getting a B on a test when everyone expected you to get a perfect score.
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Bronze Saints positions if they were in a kpop group or something this came to me in a fever dream (reminder for non kpop stans, position go main > lead > sub)
Visual is like, the pretty one, and maknae is the youngest, it's not exactly a position I like Seiya being the youngest ‼️
Also I tried to go with the vibe, tbf I have no idea what I'm doing except having fun...I don't even know if it's an actual AU or anything. I say kpop but idol group is probably more accurate idk ??? Do other idols group have positions like this ?? There's this french group with big inspirations from kpop but isn't actually a kpop group who has positions like this so idk I guess it's something like this !!! 😭 this is just a silly post...
Seiya - Main vocalist, sub rapper, maknae
Shiryu - Main dancer, lead rapper, leader because let my have my leader Shiryu dreams
Hyôga - Lead dancer, lead rapper, maybe sub vocalist ?? Idk, but he gives an all rounder vibe kinda
Shun - Visual, lead vocalist, sub dancer
(Ikki would be a manager sorry, no way you'll see him dance and sing on scene he's not giving idol AT ALL)
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“ Ang iyong ganda'y umaabot sa buwan (your allure ignites and reaches the bright moon)
Ang tibok ng puso'y rinig sa kalawakan (as the drums of my heart resounds to the galaxy) ”
Song: Buwan (Moon) by Juan Karlos
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Man, I love these two so much. This ship is very special to me in many ways that I can't even describe it. They're just so perfect aaacckk 😩✨
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damn, i want someone like Roman or Logan 😔😔
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