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closeted-goth · 9 months

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going back to Bundaberg so I can kill defence barrister MR [REDACTED] for many crimes, but principally for taking 30-odd minutes to figure out the sequence of events experienced by a deaf, 70 yr old witness, between driving from the CBD Maccas to the gym that's literally a two minute walk away.

#allegedly said defence lawyer is a bundaberg local but i simply don't believe it #Still #Its been three hours since my shift ended #if i was in the gallery i would've been heckling the man much to her honour's dismay #didn't even mention internationally-recognised local landmark Busy Bee Fish and Chips store once #and the witness literally parked in front of it #also crimes of making the aggrived cry mr kissick/mr eberhardt style #also crimes of using therapy speak in a lawyerly way #like fuck me u fellas make me never want to be sarcastic again when u say shit like sarcasm is a form of gaslighting

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