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#if anyone catches the reference god bless and if you dont thats fine too bc i didnt initially intend it
komafoes · 2 years
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azrielsiphons · 7 years
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LORD OF SHADOWS REACTION POST
I didn’t want to make an entire reading thread like I did with Lady Midnight (which was kind of popular for my typical stuff, I still don’t know why, it was just a lot of flailing) because LoS is still so fresh and I’m afraid to spoil anyone who might not have the tags blacklisted. So under the cut, IN ORDER AS I READ, is my genuine LoS reactions. Enjoy my flailing.
Kit you precious little bean don’t steal daggers you should know better
JACE IS HERE SHIT SHIT SHIT 
He just had to go and name drop Will in like the first five pages I am C R Y I N G 
Oh Julian is being ‘scrupulously polite and kind’ over you and Mark’s “relationship”? IS HE EMMA? IS HE REALLY?
Ew Mark kissing Emma’s cheek made me want to throw up blood too, Julian 
“Did he just kill Magnus?” I HOPE AND PRAY I NEVER SEE ANY VARIATION OF THAT SENTENCE EVER AGAIN  
Take a shot every time I think to myself “ugh, Perfect Diego”
FUCKING HELL PERFECT DIEGO AND CRISTINA ARE BACK TOGETHER DAMMIT CRISTINA
Awwwww Ty my precious son you’re so concerned for Kit
I love Mark so much my sweet faerie child 
UGH EMMA AND MARK KISSING GROSS MAKE IT STOP 
CLARY TURNED DOWN JACE’S PROPOSAL HAHAHAHA WHY AM I LAUGHING 
Cassandra Clare let me make something clear if you ever kill my daughter Clary Fray I will SET THIS WORLD ON FIRE 
so clary is having dreams of her and emma and cortana and she knows she’s gonna die uMMMMMMMM????? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???? IF MY GIRL EMMA HAS TO KILL CLARY FOR WHATEVER REASON YALL CAN CATCH ME 6 FEET UNDER THE GROUND 
THAT’S RIGHT KIT YOU DEFEND TY BLACKTHORN 
Mark and Cristina Mark and Cristina Mark and Cristina MARK AND CRISTINA 
God bless America I forgot how much I adore Jace Herondale but then at the same time he makes me miss Will and when I miss Will I want to DIEEEEEEE
take a shot everytime someone says something to the effect of “we can’t involve the Clave”
lol jace “i’m just going to haul clary off to *wink wink* get chinese food *wink wink* be back in 20 *wink wink*” 
oh wait they actually just got chinese food wtf i need me a man like that 
MAGNUS AND ALEC ADOPTED A SECOND CHILD NAMED RAFAEL DONT MIND ME ILL JUST BE SOBBING INTO MY BEER FOR THE NEXT HOUR 
More of Ty and Livvy’s relationship pls i love sibling bonds 
WTF ZARA???? PERFECT DIEGO IS CANCELLED YET. AGAIN. 
“Smug bastard. Hair’s too good. I don’t trust people with hair that good.” KIT MY SON IM ADOPTING YOU IMMEDIATELY 
Julian slamming the door in Emma’s face made me slam MY face into a door
“She refused to hurry her steps — not for anyone.” Note to self: be more like Cristina 
okay real quick these centurions talking shit about my father magnus bane are about to find my six inch stilettos up their tight assholes bYE 
okay these nazi centurions are CANCELLED 
oh my gosh my smol son ty smiling at kit kill me NOW 
DONT WORRY JULIAN IM RUINED TOO LAFJLKAFJ;L; THAT KISS SCENE MY GODDDDDDD
wow who would have thought i would like gwyn damn (also gwyn x diana??? im??? here for it???)
THEY’RE GOING TO THE FAERIE COURT FUCK ME UPPPPPP
NO FUCK OFF ZARA YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF 
wait but… but kit and ty… but he just kissed livvy and they’re cute too… gdi 
i hope emma and/or cristina rips zara’s head right from her shoulders 
JULIAN AND EMMA ARE KISSING AGAINNNNN
FUCK IT WASN’T REALLY HER
FUCK 
what 
w h a t
W H A T 
HER FATHER OH TKLEJFLMY GDO EM AM AY IT S YOUR DAD WFFJTF
jk it wasn’t her dad gdi 
Diana is my mother now since she just SHUT ZARA TF DOWN
MALCOLM???????????????
oh shit yall it’s the ‘oh no we have to share a bed’ trope and i am LIVING 
julian hiding his boner is my aesthetic 
emma you can’t just casually mention my father luke garroway wtf 
I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW ITTTT ANNABEL KILLED MALCOLM
what’s wrong with Cristina’s arm… wHAT’S WRONG WITH CRISTINA’S ARM LEAVE MY DAUGHTER ALONE 
Julian just snapped at Emma and I have never been more uncomfortable please stop fighting mom and dad 
“neither julian nor emma slept well that night, though each of them thought they were the only one troubled, and the other one was probably resting just fine” real quick i just need to go drink a gallon of bleach to get over this 
all these references to will and jem are really fucking me up 
GDI JESSAMINE 
WILL AND JEM’S HEIGHT MEASURING WALL IM SOBBING JUST LEAVE ME TO DIE
“Tessa used to come and ask me too. She wanted to know where Will was.” WHAT THE FUCK A LOT OF PAINFUL THINGS ARE HAPPENING ALL VERY QUICKLY 
“I want you to be proud of me.” SHIT FUCK HELL DAMN FUCK 
MARK AND THE GNOME IM CHOKING 
Real quick Bridget imma need you to stop alluding to jem and will and also tell me how TF YOU’RE ALIVE 
oooOOOOoooo a compartment to themselves??? HMMMMMM 
Mark x Kieran x Cristina did you mean Lito x Hernando x Daniella? 
ANNABEL GET AWAY FROM MY SON JULIAN 
KLDKFLAJFK;AFALKL MAGNUS SAVING MY CHILDREN AT THE SHADOW MARKET IM SO FUCKING ALIVE 
I love my father Magnus Bane 
I LOVE MY FATHER ALEC LIGHTWOOD 
Alec talking about Jace you bet your sweet ass I’m crying 
On a serious note — props to CC for this representation of autism through Ty, and how Kit treats him so damn well. Very, very cool.
GWYN AND DIANA ARE ADORABLE FIGHT ME I LOVE THEM 
My domestic fathers Magnus and Alec are saving my life 
BRIDGET WANTS THAT LIGHTWOOD DICK EVEN STILL 
All Magnus wants to do is adopt every sad downworlder alive and I LOVE HIM ALL THE MORE FOR IT 
EMMA AND JULIAN HOLDING EACH OTHER IN THEIR SLEEP BYE FOREVER 
Don’t worry Emma I too live on the Sexy Thoughts River and the Sea of Perversion 
EMMA WANTS A SELFIE WITH A PISKIE IM CHOKING I LOVE HER 
FUCK SHIT IT’S JAIME NO DRU RUN 
Mark just had a sex dream about Kieran in the library I’m laughing so hard 
OH KIERAN GAVE HIM THE SEX DREAM WOW KINKY I NEED ME A FREAK LIKE THAT 
Actually wait I change my mind fuck you Kieran that wasn’t cool of you 
THE PLATE OF SCONES IM CRYING I MISS YOU SOPHIE AND GIDEON 
NO SIR JAIME YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER DRU YOU INSOLENT FUCKBOY 
DAMN can CC write so freaking well holy shit 
but are Cristina and Mark kissing because they love each other??? or because of the binding spell?????? will the world EVER KNOW????
POLYAMORY???? WHAT??????
Kit and Ty are … the … most adorable thing… in the whole world… 
“It's a burden being sarcastic” I’M CHOK ING TO DEATH 
FUCK YOU EREC FIRST YOU COME AFTER MY DAUGHTER CRISTINA NOW I FIND OUT YOU TORTURED MY SON KIERAN???
Jaime is evil I can smell it 
MOM AND DAD ARE FIGHTING MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOPPPPP 
Julian appearing out of nowhere sitting on a boulder in the pouring rain completely Unbothered™ like name a more iconic entrance 
DADDY JULIAN HAS EMERGED HOT DAMN SHOVE HER AGAINST THAT WALL DADDY FUCK HER REAL GOOD I need to chill i'm sorry 
BREAK MY HEART BREAK IT IN PIECES
Gdi Dru 
SLAP HIM CRISTINA YES MY QUEEN 
Wait... shit is Jaime actually a good guy? DAMMIT 
MAGNUS CAUGHT THEM LOLOLOL he isn't even concerned though bc he knows parabatai love each other extra hard bc he witnessed Will and Jem's love firsthand lol BYE 
Who tf is Ash? I mean he's Dru's age and they just had a "coincidental meeting" so CLEARLY he's a love interest but 
NO FUCK YOU JAIME I STILL DONT TRUST YOU 
DIANA IS TRANS WHAT IM SO HERE FOR THIS MY STRONG WARRIOR QUEEN 
Gwyn is the actual love of my life 
"Pyromania interests me" Ty, my son, I love you
Dad!Julian makes me WEEP
Coincidentally, Dad!Alec ALSO MAKES ME WEEP 
PRETENTIOUS HAIR PRINCE JENXKAOOAJW EMMA I FUCKING ADORE YOU 
MAGNUS NAME DROPPED MY MOTHER MAIA OMG 
Emma referring to implied polyamory as a sexy weirdness is ME 
Pffffffft Kieran calling Diego the "very handsome stupid one" is ALSO MEEEEEEE 
"The bad things can't matter more than the good things" Cristina....... my daughter........ 
Ty's letter GOODBYE ALL IM DONE 
HELEN OMGGGGGGGG
Kieran ain't got time for your SHIT Robert 
MAGNUS NOOOOOOOOOO
Sassy!Alec defending his man and not dealing with Bigot!Zara's bullshit I’m so wet 
OH MY GOD ROBERT 
NANSIZOANWPZOAPALWK THE MORTAL SWORD OMG 
what
what
what 
what 
what 
what. 
Livvy isn't dead
No 
No livvy isnt dead 
No no 
Wait what the FUCK 
THATS THE E N D ????
W H A T T H E F U C K 
BYE. 
BYE forever I'm going to go live in a world where Livvy is alive and well because fuck all this BYEEEEEEEEEE
so like 2019…. where u at
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