Did someone say soldier vampire!jungkook is ordered to protect the vampire princess but falls in love with her while trying to get her back to her kingdom/family. Newbie witch!reader is running away from the chaos that's erupted through the covens. It is in the woods that she falls upon a protective and possessive Jungkook and the vampire princess. Reader immediately reads through the love charm the vampire princess put on Jungkook and releases him without a second thought. She runs away while the vp's true intention to go back to her kingdom is revealed, but Jungkook has no choice to protect her and lead the way as he was ordered by the Highest Order to do so, or else he will be killed for not following instruction. Witch!reader finds solace in the woods, just outside of the kingdom the vp desperately needed to go to. Jungkook is once again ordered to be the vp's sole guard and he begins to go beyond the castle walls everyday to find peace with what he is doing and how he is going against his own values. Reader finds him again and this time Jungkook finally gets a good look at her. It is then she reveals Jungkook's tormented soul. It is one of beauty and conflict. "Even with the love charm vanished, you still hold the princess within your heart," says reader. It is true, as Jungkook has fallen into the wits of the vp everyday that he spends by her side. "Release me," Jungkook begs. "Release from her games. I don't want to be a part of this any longer." Reader snickers and looks beyond the castle walls. "What could I do? This is no love spell. This is just.... love." Jungkook stumbles for a moment and then an idea comes to him. Reader sees it immediately. "What?" She asks. "You-" Jungkook pauses and it is then his eyes fall upon the reader. From her eyes to her toes, he inspects every curve, every delicate movement, every piece of skin that isn't covered by her clothing. "You were the answer before, you could be the answer again." Reader is confused. "I don't understand." Jungkook inches towards her, but reader is quick to back away. "One love bite," he impatiently snaps. "One love bite on your neck and it would break this curse of loving that turned princess-!" "Absolutely not!" Reader immediately refuses. "Don't you understang what a love bite is? That's an eternal bond, one that even my magic could never take away. You are insane! You- you are-" "Desperate?" Jungkook laughs. "Crazy? Trapped? Yes. I am all of that and more." He's in her fave before the witch can stop it. She knows she has the power to escape, the power to fight him off and yet, his blood stained eyes keep her solid to the mud at her feet. "Crazy," reader finalls says. "And incredibly handsome. Are you-" Jungkook kisses her. If not to shut her up then to just taste her. To taste what he could have for a lifetime and more. This witch is a good witch, he thinks. She will break me of this curse.

@spynorth​​ ♡’d for a starter (still accepting) !

london was a world away from what she was used to. she'd always found comfort in chicago, a city she'd lived in her whole life, and hadn't ever really ventured out too far, at least not for very long. even then, those trips had always had a purpose. this time was no different, except she was a lot further away from home than she had ever been before. hands dove into the pockets of her jeans as she walked along crowded streets, just another individual battling the london rush hour to anyone that she walked past. they didn't know just how far she'd come to be here. head lifted at the sight of her destination, diving into the cafe without much hesitation. hand reached for her beanie, pulling it carefully off of her head as her eyes scanned the room. "miss me?" she asked, approaching lucas's table. "figured it was about time i came to your turf."

DON’T YOU DREAM IMPOSSIBLE THINGS?

They never give you an option to name the cub but in my heart this is Absolute-ly (haha) canon.

hey, hi, I was just on the former bird app and came across this info from a brand new study and now I cannot stop screaming internally??? what the actual fuckkkk

theres' an article from the guardian here and here is the actual study:

how much has the infamous swift scarf fucked things up for you? asking because i may or may not be in the process of writing a solo album and the urge to accuse my ex of stealing something like a scarf is strong. not because she did but because the idea of her being haunted by these songs years later because of my lies is tempting and hilarious. @jakeygyllen

when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess

fucking hate it when the stuff everybody says "actually works" does actually work.

hate exercising and realizing i've let go of a lot of anxiety and anger because i've overturned my fight-or-flight response.

hate eating right and eating enough and eating 3 times a day and realizing i'm less anxious and i have more energy

hate journaling in my stupid notebook with my stupid bic ballpoint and realizing that i've actually started healing about something once i'm able to externalize it

hate forgiving myself hate complimenting myself more often hate treating myself with kindness hate taking a gratitude inventory hate having patience hate talking to myself gently

hate turning my little face up to the sun and taking deep breaths and looking at nature and grounding myself and realizing that i feel less burdened and more hopeful, more actually-here, that i am able to see the good sides of myself more clearly, that i am able to see not only how far i have to grow - but also how much growth i have already done & how much of my life i truly fill with light and laughter and love

horrible horrible horrible. hate it but i'm gonna do it tho

Yuri but its toxic and they kiss about it

Never drawing again

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

There's something on this ship that's so bad the TARDIS ran away?

I think there's no greater indication that disco elysium is sympathetic towards communism when it literally says "communism is failure" and then the literal gameplay itself rewards trying and failing. The most obvious one being the Shivers check at the FELD mural, which is an Impossible 20 check BUT opens itself up again and again the longer you spend in the world doing things, but even just looking at sheer probabilities, for any given white check, rolling first and THEN putting a point into that skill upon failure is more likely to grant you success than putting a point first and then rolling, but that would require failing first.

Other things too: Precarious world saying you'll 100% fail red checks no matter what (not necessarily a bad thing, btw!! throwing the boule into the sea is a success but like. in some other ways one would want a perfect petanque throw instead. but people wouldn't typically assume that failure is desirable sometimes from the start) persuading you to accept that you'll fail some things that is irrevocable, for a world where everything is just a tiny bit easier.

The faux game over screen when you faint after reading Dora's letter— emulating a sense of failure on the scale of the entire game. When it rolls up most people go "What?? Game over?? No way, what did I do wrong!!" and waking up after that, with no huge or lasting impact on Harry's health or morale really tells the player, "Sometimes things will seem so bad that it all seems like it's coming to an end, but it's not the end, it's really not the end, go drink so water, you can still go on despite this failure"

I'm sure there are other things as well that are eluding me but like. The literal gameplay rewards failing and succeeding far more so than simply succeeding every single time, and I think you get a fuller experience of Elysium that way too

advocatus diaboli

ring pop proposal ♡

fem reader, pure fluff, childhood friends to lovers lemme alone do not perceive me yk the drill by now, lil self indulgent fic cus i love childhood friends to lovers and puppy crushes, polar opposite’s trope, this reeks of my oc x canon katsu ship sooooo shh shh do not perceive.

the first person who realizes katsuki has a crush on you is his mom because when she comes to pick him up one day from kindergarten he suddenly mentions you. it’s an innocent little interaction he had with you that mitsuki doesn’t think much about at first, simply surprised her son managed to befriend someone outside of his little group of friends until he starts mentioning you more and more.

soon you’re the only thing he talks about and katsuki even starts begging her to have you come over to play. mitsuki is extremely curious to know what kind of person you are to have been able to enchant her son the way you have, she says it’s fine as long as you’re parents agree.

you’re a sweet little thing, almost the complete opposite of her little devil’s spawn. you’re polite and a little shy when you ask “ is it okay if i come to play at katsu’s house, please miss katsuki’s mom ?” and how could she say no to you ? she pulls at your cheek lovingly and her son almost snarls at her.

“no touchin’ !” he snarks, pulling you against him like you were his teddy bear.

mitsuki was the first to realize her son had a crush on you when you were always around. when he found something cool during a class trip you were there and whenever he was upset it was always because you had argued about something irrelevant that seemed so much bigger in the eyes of a child.

she realized because katsuki had, and in some ways, will always be rowdy. he’s rough and temperamental and moody—basically, he can be quite the brat. (she wonders where he gets that from a lot) but he’s different with you.

he’ll always be a little rough around the edges but it’s the thought that counts. he drags you around a little too hard but it's to show you something he knows you'd like and you repay him by being patient with him and letting him drag you around to his hearts content. he let’s you use the crayons he’d just denied another classmate seconds ago and when it’s really early in the morning and you’re still sleepy unlike your more energetic friend, he waits for you. sitting with you in the reading corner quietly commenting on a little bit of everything in the book you’re sharing until you’re awake enough to start the day because katsuki wanted you to be together through anything no matter what, starting the day without you was simply unimaginable.

you offer him your kindness and he repays you with his loyalty. acting like your guard dog, protecting you from everything and everyone he considers a threat to you. he goes a bit overboard but it’s the thought that counts and he’s definitely got the right intentions.

“ i’m g’nna marry yn when i grow up !” katsuki proclaims from the backseat of the car after mitsuki had come to pick him up. she looks at him through the rear view mirror only to see he’s not even looking at her, looking out the window somewhat longingly, watching as his school fades away from his sight, further and further and further away from you. she smiles to herself.

“yeah ?” she asks “yeah !” he responds proudly, crossing his arms “ i asked yn if she wanted to be my wife an’ she said yeah, so we’re gettin’ married !”

“huh. how’d you propose ? you don’t have a ring.” she jests.

katsuki responds immediately and exclaims he does have one, shuffling around to reach for something in his pocket. he pulls out a plastic ring pop holder, the candy on top is missing and mitsuki can imagine what happened to it.

“gave her one of these !”

“so that’s why you had me buy those from the store last time,” she hums. “ you ate it, though.”

katsuki tries to roll his eyes but just ends up looking up and to the side, mitsuki recognizes it as him trying to mimic what she does a lot and she snorts.

“well duh, we both did ! ‘f i kept it in my pocket it woulda gotten gross !” he defends. mitsuki simply responds with a hum, smile on her face growing larger as she hears her son happily chatting about the rest of his day with you.

she knows her katsuki is hard to handle. extremely so. but when she sees the way you both interact she can tell something is there. you don’t ‘handle’ him. you like being around him. you like playing and talking with him, she sees how happy you make him whenever you come over for playdates. he holds your hand when you get scared and you hug him tight and beam when you see him again after he’s gotten over a nasty cold.

she can tell you make her son happy and he does the same for you in the way children do with pinky promises and shy cheek kisses, kisses over tiny wounds and refusing to be separated whenever the rowdier one of you both gets his recess time taken away for being naughty.

mitsuki hopes this crush, this love you have for her son can grow along with you. she hopes you’ll stick around as katsuki grows up more and potentially more rowdy and rougher around the edges but even more enamored with you. and with the way her son is squirming around in his seat and tugging at his seatbelt, giddy about you accepting his ring pop proposal, she has a funny feeling you’ll be sticking around for a long time.

bedtime story with my love !!