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ruthytwoshakes · 4 months

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Bunch of two fort ladies hell yeah B)

headcannons of inconsistent length below the cut

Zhanna: reeeeeeoow!!! She’s so gorgoryse . gay as hell about all these women tbh. Yeah I just gave her body hair and thicker eyebrows because it’s cool as fuck. And a bear claw scar from when she tried to take home a baby bear when she was little. I think she really likes bears and wants one as a pet. Maybe the bear and soldier’s raccoons would get along aww <33

Admin: yipppeee evil old lady!!!!! . Gave her acne scars , think she would pick her face when she was younger and the scars never faded. shes so pretty heruhghhsg. She smokes these fucked up super long cigarettes idk. I like her wonky nose, maybe she got into a fight or something and broke it.

Scouts Ma: oh man I have so many ideas for her hehehhe. Okay so her name is Jenny, shes Puerto Rican, moved to Boston when she was a young adult, and she’s around the same height as sniper. She’s green because she’s both the scouts mother, and I didn’t want her to be purple like Pauling and Admin I wanted her to be her own person. Her heart locket contains a bunch of pictures of her boys that all cartoonishly fold out to the floor when she opens it up.

She’s bi and poly, and currently dating both the spies because I think it’s funny. I can’t decide if both the spies would also be dating each other or would hate each other, maybe it depends on the time of day. Oh also she used to be an assassin! Maybe that’s why she had to move because she got found out at her old hometown. Anybody who got too rough with her boys were never seen again, only reason the scouts made it out alive lol.

She’s only recently gotten back together with the spies, had a falling out with Red before she knew she was pregnant, but he wanted to reconnect with her after finding out Red scout was his kid. Blu and her were friends for a really long time, she was the surrogate mother to Blu scout, but they fell out of contact when Blu spy had to take scout and disappear due to some espionage work gone wrong. When both the Blus join the team, the red scout recognized them and Blu spy eventually reconnected with Jen through that.

All of her kids are out of the house and she’s retired, so she has a lot of free time. She hosts foreign exchange students and fosters baby animals. She does a lot of traveling and shopping, she also likes knife and axe throwing, while doing some abstract sculpting on the side.

Maggie:

I love Maggie she’s so interesting,, I really like the panels where she’s laughing with saxton on the plane. Oh yeah gave her a mustache cus she’s Australian!, don’t be shy give the pretty lady a mustache she deserves it. That line on her lip was from this one girl I had a crush on back in high school, she said that she was bullied for it. don’t think I’ve ever seen it on another person since. She was one of the most beautiful people I’ve ever met. I hope she’s doing alright. She was a really good friend, real wonderful person.

Merasmus:

hi Merasmus how r u. oh yeah I’m trying out some other designs for her because I’m working on a little animated series about her and a magic spell she fucks up. I want her to be Sumerian because Sumer is so interesting!! I’ve been learning about the art from it in class, check out the Sumerian virtue status or the Epic of Gilgamesh they’re some of my favorite bits of history we’ve learned so far. Oh yeah also I think when she takes off that weird cap thing she has the longest most beautiful curly hair that goes down to her ankles because I love those kind of visual gags hehe. Also yeah she has piercings idk why I did that. I think she’s kinda blind and she uses her skull to see with her magic or whatever. I love her facial expressions in the comics,, have you guys seen the cunty Merasmus poster i love the cunty Merasmus poster

Miss Pauling:

MISS PAULFIJF LETS FUCMIGN GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s got sideburns because im a dyke bleh blehhhh . hshe look at her big ass glasses I’m in love. Oh yeah I gave her lots of moles! And changed up her sleeve colors. Too tired to write much more lol

#tf2 fanart #zhanna #tf2 administrator #scouts ma #tf2 maggie #merasmus #miss pauling #tf2 headcanons #daffys drawings

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sweet-as-an-angel · 4 months

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Hi!!! I’m the same guy as the one that asked about the age range and autism :] just having like another question or so idk I forgot tbh.

Again, it’s so okay if you don’t wanna answer any of these!! I completely get it, all is well 🫶🫶

Would Dominic have any reaction to a reader that stims a lot?? Either verbally or physically; maybe his adoration will miau like a cat as a vocal stim frequently or flap their hands or clap as a physical stim as well?? Would he do anything now that he has that knowledge??

If his obsession suffered from OCD, how would he exploit that disorder?? (under the impression that he would exploit it.) Perhaps their ocd revolves around severe obsessions of having something seriously wrong with them, paranoia, or extreme fear of dirt or contamination??

Can he speak another language?? If his adoration was bilingual would he put genuine effort into learning their mother language??

Would he find it disrespectful if his obsession was eye contact adverse?? Actually what things does he find disrespectful like in general?? Does he do anything to correct that behavior??

Would he be okay with them being like incredibly and insanely cuddly and touchy?? I am autistic myself and when I go nonverbal but can still stand touch it’s how I communicate if that makes sense at all??

OKOK I swear that’s it for at least a while 😭😭 he really has me thinking about things jesus christ man. If there’s any spelling mistakes or something you don’t understand, I’m sorry :[[ German is my first language.

Have a great day or night!! I wasn’t expecting to write this much ngl🫶🫶

In case I ever have anything else I’ll put a raccoon at the end!! :]]

-🦝

TW: Discussions of Mental Health, Mentions of OCD, Dominic Being Dominic

Welcome back, my dear 🦝 Anon <3 ! Your English is perfect, thank you for all your wonderful questions ^^ ! To answer your inquiries:

♡ If Reader stims a lot, Dominic will, of course, try to find a way to make your stimming all about him; especially if you have a lot of physical/verbal stims. He'll try to be in close proximity to you so that, when you do stim, you're more likely to either catch/grab him (unintentionally, of course). If you're apologetic - even though it isn't your fault - Dominic will absolutely find a way to guilt you into feeling bad about it, even when his veneer tells you that it's fine, it happens.

♡ Guilt breeds indebtedness - that's what Dominic has discovered. So, fresh off the wave of panic you're feeling, he'll ask you to do something for him that will require you to stay longer, during which time he'll see if you physically stim again or not. If so, he refreshes the process. Just like printing money.

♡ If you verbally stim and, say, make some kind of animal noise, he'll absolutely try and romanticise it. If you meow, he'll call you "Kitty," giving you a warm smile and a good-natured laugh. If/when you become more comfortable around him, he'll start calling you "Mon Minou," - My Kitty. He's one Discord server away from calling you Kitten.

♡ If you suffer with OCD, he'll start manipulating the physical environment to trigger you. Never in his own house, though. You need someplace as your safe space, right?

♡ He'll never verbally trigger you himself, either; nor will he allow any triggers to exist in his house as to try and reduce the likelihood of you having a negative association with his abode if you experience an OCD urge whilst you're there, regardless of how severe it is.

♡ In fact, he'll do things to make it seem like he's the only one that can combat it; he'll check windows to make sure they're locked, he'll sweep up crumbs off the floor to clear the path for you, he'll even call up one of his many doctor 'friends' (acquaintances. People in high places he's fashioned into his elite social circle) to come and informally examine you, to tell you that you're fine.

♡ If it's paranoia you're afflicted with, he'll seize the opportunity to turn himself into the only person you can come to, the only person you don't feel silly or afraid to spill your deepest worries to.

♡ Anything that will make you gaze up at him with nothing less than gratitude.

♡ Dominic can speak two languages fluently - English and French. He can speak other European and Asian languages, too, but to a minimal degree and only enough to discuss business matters. However, if you speak another language aside from the two he already has at his disposal, he'll absolutely make sure to learn it fluently, if only to become one of the few/only people in the neighbourhood with whom you can feel truly connected with.

♡ For peak manipulation, he'll learn everything about your mother tongue after your first meeting and start speaking to you in it - fluently - the next time you meet, pretending to have been able to speak it for many years past.

♡ If you are eye contact adverse, he'll try not to take it personally. But, knowing Dominic, that is a feat in and of itself. He values being able to exert power over others, and one of his main methods of doing so is unwavering eye contact. So, really, you're managing to inadvertently protect yourself from Dominic's Medusa stare.

♡ Behaviours Dominic views as 'disrespectful' would be signs dismissiveness towards him. Dominic is used to being the centre of attention in every environment he's in, so to have you, the object of his every desire, not paying attention to him is...a blow to his ego, to say the least. A metal rod to the backbone of his entire identity.

♡ Dominic will make quick work of ‘correcting’ your behaviour: standing so that it is only him in your direct line of sight; coming in close proximity so you can’t be ignorant to his presence; and, if he's bold enough, taking your chin between his fingers and making you look at up him.

♡ If you're very touchy-feely, Dominic goes absolutely feral; he can't believe he gets to have you touch him without: a.) having to initiate it, and b.) having to hide it. After all, it's a by-product of your mental health - it's beyond your control as much as it is his!

♡ He'll take full advantage of this, too, offering his arm for you to hang onto, his hand to hold, his chest to hide your face in. And all the while, all he's thinking of is how nice it feels not only to have you so close to him, but also how he can use this as an excuse to keep you close in the future.

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sug4r-sp1c3 · 2 years

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HELLOOEJWJDIIW YOUR ACCOUNT IS COOLIO !!! CAN I GET A CH HEAD CANON OF GERMANY,CANADA,PHILIPINES,SAUDI ARABIA WITH AN S/O WHO LOVES CAT AND OWNS LIKE 3? UR ACCOUNT IS COOL <333

HOLY SHI-

HI THIS ISN'T AN ACCOUNT IS A CALL FOR HELP'CUZ I SIMP A LOT OF IDIOTS/j

Germany, Canada, Philipines, and Saudi Arabia with a S/o that haves and loves cats

Germany

this bitch loves when he comes back of his job and the 3 cats are there waiting him + his lovely S/o

thats heaven ofc

loves to feed them small pieces of meat from their lunch or breakfast (ham, sausages, meat, etc.)

buys you cat stuff and toys for them

loves waking up with 3 furballs with him and s S/o

doesn't let you scold them or say bad words in front of them

"SH#T"

"SWEETIE NOT IN FRONT THE CATS-" proceds to cover the cats ears

"[insert name of the cat] WHY DIDYOU BROKE THE CORTAINS-"

"i was playing with the laser and with him sorry!"

"i broke it!-"

bro yeah with ur nails u broke like 55 dolars cortains

YEAAAAHHHH

Canada

cat man vibes

loves your cats and he loves you!

but he doesn't love the result in his clothes

"[insert one of the cats name] i have to clean my jackte again!"

haves to buy cat toys because they probably play and broke one of his raccoon hats

and the bad result of that

is that ur babys don't have whiskas for a week

"thats what they get! chasing that raccoons its hard!"

loves buying them cat treats,

definitly one of ur cats its a fatty one

and he loves that

he would try to take one of them(or all) to hunt

spoiler now he has like 7 more hats

"LOOK I HAVE MORE RACCON HATS-"

"PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT MY BABIES HUNT THOSE RACCOONS-"

"YOUR BABIES HUNT THOSE RACCOONS-"

"okay why i am sleeping in the coach"

Philipines

HE LOVES KITTIES

like germany he defens them and buys you cat things, and toys for them

"WHO BROKE THE CORTAINS!?"

"ME, IT WASN'T OUR BABIES AND YOU DON'T HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE THAT THEY DID IT!"

ok but now explain why one of them was climbing of one of the cortains

"ok but aare you okay? one of my cats hurt you while you was playing with them"

"THEY LOVE MEEEE"

you can't sleep in r bed 'cuz the cats are in ur place

imagine this

you send poland to buy some things and he comes back with the things you asked

and

food, toys,sweets, clothes, beds, things, etc.

for

cats

just him being a cinnamon roll,

Saudi Arabia

(since i take a break of the fandom [before i start this blog] i don't know how some ppl think that saudi A acts, so here is going to be the typical scary man but a soft man when you know him better)

i feel like your kitties are going to be scared of him

but after a lot of cuddles, cleaning everything, pats, and toys ur kitties will love him

its like their dad lmao 😭

"i love our little cats,... but please keep them away from my S U I T S "

this man definitly haves one of those sweaters with a cat on it

if ur cats are the ones that chase mices, flys, etc(idk my cat chases flys lmao) just to bring them to him

he will feel alabated.... and when the cat is not watching he will throw it but everyone here would do that so ssshhhh

If you give more attention to your cats than to him, he gets mad and won't give him whiskas.

although if you give them to him without him noticing- well he realizes

"/opening the [cabinet/basket/drawer] where his food is supposed to be/"THERE WAS 41 WHISKAS, 4 1 , NOW I WATCH JUST 38! E X P L A I N"

"THEY WHERE- wait you counted the food envelopes and you memorized how much it was?

"oh look [cat name] brought us another cricket, awww"

"ANSWER U SCARY MF"

{YESS ANOTHAR REQ, okay its been a hell wirte with my throat feeling like I'm dying,but meh, with 1 or 2 pills it goes away, back on topic, the limit is 4 blabla, ehmmm, I've been getting a lot of questions from Countryhumans lmao, I love writing for them, miss spells, etc etc, just say it}

#Saudi arabia x reader #germany x reader #philipines x reader #canada x reader #countryhumans x reader #x reader #sug4r sp1ce

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endergirlplayz · 3 months

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A small collection of my fave drawings pt 2

this was me messing with a braid brush, I just like the pose and vibes, she looks like a space popstar

One of my first ever blue renders (made in like,, 2022??) I'm pretty proud of this one :3

I tried to make stylistic matching datwings of two of my spirit ocs. I love theese and the characetr design vibes

This is a redraw if an art peice inspired by the Billie eilish(?idk how to spell it) song "bury a friend" I re did almost everything about it, I'll hunt down the comparison photo if ppl really wanna see it :3

I don't really know what to say abt this one, it's just pretty cool :3

My second part of the ocl contest on paper demon:3,the purple oc isn't mine, they belong to another artist on paper demon

This is a character I'd like to make an animated short about someday. I call him asparagus (he has no real name)

Another drawing of Katy (she was in part 1) she is in her magical girl outfit this time, originally this just started as some simple skin rendering. I remember this took me like 7 hours

My third ocl peice (raccoon oc is made by another artist on paperdemon) I put more effort into the backround on this one

(Eyestrain warningfor next one )

Inspired by" hyper pop" animie art I saw online! I like it alot, they tuned out so cute

One of my first lineless commisions, I put alot of love into trying to make it a cool as possible vibe if it was something I'm less familiar with ( not my oc)

My vtuber, I rlly gotta use her for something , I made this mostly to show her off :3

My favorite blue drawing I think I've ever made:3 she looks so pretty and I adore the bg

My drawing of my cuties oc :3 she's dressed as a zombie cheerleader for holloween :D

Mmm my second most tremendous render. She is hot pink and stunning 😍

My amoebud bianca, and my most recent render :3 this was my referance for her.

I adore Bianca, I cannot wait to make more semi-complex art

#ocs #oc #my oc art #oc art #my ocs #original character #my art #digital art #artists on tumblr #drawing #My best art #Ender draws stuff sometimes

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veecosplayer · 9 months

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going over the 5 year special (even though it's a year old)

I love the throwback to the "youtube time" then his joke about never waking up.

The nicknames are hilarious.

Logan already starting with a glass of wine and saying they only had 9 hours on screen.

Then Patton being extremely excited about everything. Then drinking the wine and censoring himself by saying juice.

Roman being so over dramatic about it and thinking of himself being the favorite side.

Virgil being absolutely over it. Him saying "putting up with me" like he's the worst thing ever then covering it up with saying he had to put up with with others too. Then making a joke about stormy weather. Thomas not understanding at all and Virgil wanted to leave.

Janus's lying is extremely funny. Janus bringing up how Patton couldn't communicate his emotions well and not keeping Thomas 'in check.' Patton's nickname for Janus being Jan. Then he brings up Logan's mistakes and Logan gets a change to use infinitesimal correctly. Janus saying he is Roman's Voltaire to his Rousseau.

"Voltaire's severe criticism and the establishment of a theatre in Geneva through his efforts, gave cause for Rousseau to break with the "Ferney recluse". On 17 June 1760, he wrote him a letter: I don't like you, monsieur. To me, your disciple and enthusiast, you have done the most painful injuries." (from google so it give more definition)

Then Roman not knowing what that means. Janus not saying anything about Virgil other than about his makeup, a throwback to him saying he looks like a raccoon. And pulling up a random wine glass. Virgil getting really angry at Janus but still censoring his words.

Remus's introduction is everything. He's making fun of Roman. Thomas pointing out his emblem (idk who to spell it). Thomas getting ignored with Remus in the first minute. Him asking Remus about his thoughts and regretting it. Him saying the three he was in was fine and almost spoiling what's coming up. Janus's anti spoiler spray being soap and Remus pulling out a knife out of nowhere.

Roman searching it up and being angry that he was insulted.

Janus mistaking Patton as a garbage can.

Logan's glass getting bigger. Him bringing up how no one listens to him.

Remus talking about the mind palace.

Janus and Remus playing DDR and Patton's line in that part, referring to when he forgot his pants. Patton thinking it was a ghost.

Remus calling Roman princey, then wanting it to match with his. So he tells Thomas to change it to pissy.

Roman getting angry at it and insulting his brother. Then pulling a sword out and breaking a vase.

Virgil obviously lying about being better at communicating with the others. Then going back to being a puppet.

Roman saying that Remus might have gone back to hiding in the walls, which is a reference to something but I can't remember what. Then Roman saying who broke that vase, like Joan did. Thomas saying 'nice callback' and Roman getting very defensive about the word.

Virgil being salty about the twelve days of christmas rewrite.

Janus being upset that he wasn't there for any songs.

Virgil suggesting asking Janus about the song lies. Janus yelling about him it being there for a song about lies. Roman complaining about the bubble gum shrimp thing and saying he doesn't know where it came from. Remus saying that he whispered it to him while he slept like it was well know.

Virgil knowing exactly what Roman meant when he says 'millionth base.' Patton acting a bit weird when talking about Nico. Logan saying metal viking like Talon when they kept messing the line.

Virgil bringing up Valorie and saying it was bad and everyone agreeing. Logan feminist confirmed, and his big ass glass of wine.

Patton saying he had a pet. Janus implying the hamster was under his hat.

Virgil pulling out that extremely long list of regrets. Roman's stock image of the wedding. Roman implying he doesn't care about the paper anymore and laughing about it while Logan still regrets it. Remus drinking the 'anti spoiler spray' and having an allergic reaction.

Roman smiling when he said Virgil and the others saying how far he's come. Patton hoping Virgil knows how much they love him, probably going back to when he ducked out. Virgil saying that "it's nice to know that they *think* they feel that way." Basically degrading everything they said, making it seem like they only think that way and don't actually feel that way.

Patton being the dad, Logan being the mom, and Roman being the son. Janus being the aunt, Remus being the uncle, and Virgil being the cousin. Which was a smart way of saying he didn't grow up with them and grew up around his family. Roman getting emotional when he said his only dream was to be a star.

Logan being logical and asking Thomas what he thinks is next. A throw back to DWIT, saying that they all aren't listening to Thomas. So he makes a point to ask Thomas. Roman saying he wants his happy ever after and saying "it was simple." In past tense, implying that it's too late or isn't simple anymore. Patton being optimistic and wanting things to get better. Virgil and Janus's response aren't much, just shows their character more. Remus being completely unserious and Thomas misunderstanding him until he clarifies.

Thomas bringing up how Logan's changed.

The fucking orange in the chair. Basically saying that the orange side will be more prominent and could possibly be announced very soon.

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missnoonejuenyy · 1 year

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Just random things that occurred to Leon

To be honest I don't have the slightest idea how to write a story (And I don't speak English well) But here I put the ideas that I come to have about Leon and that I cannot let forget so easily.

AU! Where Leon and Sherry (miraculously) managed NOT to fall into the hands of the government after the night of Raccoon City , and for one reason or another ended up living with the reader. This idea with shades of angst and PTSD from Leon and basically something soft.

Now that "Moushley" it went viral it made me funny to think about that basically while the events of Resident evil 4 happen Leon and reader have a "scene" (idk, an almost kiss or something) And bam! "Moushley" interrupts. This idea is weird but funny to me 💀

Leon visiting the reader's home country, this one in Headcanons format, just thinking about it makes me laugh and die of cuteness 😿

Reader and Leon just hanging out in bed, just think about it, both relaxed, nothing to bother possibly reader taking Leon's hands or leaving kisses on Leon's cheeks. All while they talk about everything and nothing, I imagine this is more his version of resident evil 2 than other versions.

have you ever heard "el chico del departamento 512" of Selena Quintanilla? Look, just imagine the context of the song with Reader's crush on Leon, just, I love this one especially.

*RESIDENT EVIL 4 REMAKE SPOILER!* Where instead of Luis being the one who dies at the hands of Krauser, who dies is reader.

And I think it would only be these 6 ideas, to tell the truth it is entertaining to think about this, and it is very difficult for me to stop thinking about these ideas, beware that I only put this for mere fun. If I have bad spelling or writing, I apologized but I remember that I don't know how to speak fluent English well and that I have help from the translator. And in case you don't show up, good morning, good afternoon and good night.

#leon kennedy x reader #leon s. kennedy x reader

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little-cereal-draws · 16 days

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ok I need witchy help again. There's a grove of trees behind my dorm that's being cut down and I know there's nothing I can physically do to stop it but I want to protect the animals that live there.

There are two barbed wire fences and a highway separating us so I've never actually been in it, but I've been spending several hours a day looking at this grove for abt a year and a half. There's a shipping company located behind the trees and semitrucks with shipping containers drive around it. Idk what company it is but now they're cutting down the trees, adding lights that block out the stars, and paving over it. I watched them rip about a fourth of it out with their machinery this morning.

It makes me so fucking furious I want to go over there and tell them to stop and so sad that I want to cry. Those trees have been such an important part of my own mental health even if I can't get close to them and I know SO many creatures live there. I've started having stress dreams abt them ripping it out when they started abt a week ago and a lot of my dreams involved using magic to stop it.

I tried googling it but I couldn't find any protective charms or spells for the environment, they were all protection for yourself that uses the environment. I don't want to want to hex that company, I just want to protect the animals that live there and give them a new place to stay. I am a baby witch who's also a broke/busy college student so smth that's quick and easy would be preferred but I'll take anything.

More of my angry rant under the cut bc I'm furious

List of animals that I've seen living in the trees and in the small swamp in front of it over the years:

opossums

multiple families of raccoons

a cat colony with kittens

eight different species of frogs

cranes

many different species of corvid

owls

bats

a family of red shouldered hawks

vultures

rabbits

foxes

many different species of jay

snakes

leeches (yes they deserve to be saved too)

turtles

skinks

lizards

geckos

many different species of insects, there's no way I can list them all

hummingbirds

mourning doves

a singular alligator

Every single fucking day I watch the cranes fly East to sleep on the river as the sun sets. I've seen them fly West to the swamps as the sun rises too. I saw two vultures courting the other day. The raccoons, cats, and opossums don't run from me anymore and will happily let me get within a few feet of them (I never try to touch them). I know exactly which trees the bats live in. I saw a moth that was bright blue and orange, mimicking a species of wasp. I saw a species of hawk I had never seen before. I talk and sing to the trees even if there are no animals there. That was the only place I've seen a wild fox. The cranes land in the swamp and hunt the frogs. There's a huge bullfrog that lives in the back corner. I've saved baby snakes and turtles from cars. They both easily fit in the palm of my hand. I thought I found an injured bird the other day and was totally ready to help it even though I don't know how (it turned out to be fine, just behaving really strangely). Every time it rains, I go out and pick worms off the sidewalk for hours. The trees are where I go to get away from the stress of my schoolwork, my two jobs, and my roommates.

I need this ecosystem so fucking much, I have hung so much of my mental health on it and now they're coming in and ripping it out and paving over it!!!! They're putting more barbed wire, more pavement, more streetlights. I want to see the tall grass and the puddles and the trees and the hills not a FUCKING PARKING LOT WITH TRUCKS BEHIND A FENCE. I AM SO SCARED FOR THE CREATURES THAT LIVE THERE, I NEED THEM TO BE OK. EVEN IF I LOSE THE TREES, I'LL FEEL BETTER KNOWING THAT THE ANIMALS ARE SOMEPLACE SAFE. THERE'S A HIGHWAY LITERALLY ON ALL SIDES, I DON'T KNOW WHERE ELSE THEY CAN GO. I NEED THEM TO BE OK

#strange request but i really need help #witchcraft #witchblr #magic #environmental activism #environmental justice #environmental witchcraft #environmental magic #green witch

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xbeezchaos · 2 years

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Chaotic things I’ve done that I think Genshin characters would do

Got shitfaced of a empty stomach. Ate two bowls of rice and then drank even more after a nap.“My stomach hurts. Can I have toast?” Proceeds to argue with their dog while eating the toast, finishes it in like 10 minutes only to throw it up 5 minutes later. “My toast! My fucking toast is gone!”

Thoma

Itto

Ganyu

Hu Tao

Yoimiya

Had to throw away a bunch of boxes but decided to jump into the recycling bin as a “good idea” to make sure everything got in there so the raccoons wouldn’t take it out and had their picture taken while doing so. Then struggled to get back down.

Kujou Sara

Klee

Mona

Tartaglia/Childe

Bennett

Started an argument with their high friend over a movie and how to say johtehiem (idk how to spell it) while drunk from the Suicide squad 2 movie cause their friend thought it was “Jonathan” and tried fighting their brother for the remote they never got to prove their point cause they’ve seen the movie twice and knew what they were talking about.

Gorou

Raiden shogun (Ei)

Zhongli

Albedo

Tartaglia

Kaeya

Venti

Tried fighting someone while dressed like a woman in the middle of a school hallway at 10AM on a Wednesday

Diluc

Xiao

Zhongli

Itto

Tartaglia /Childe

Ayato

Played a virtual reality game at Dave and busters for the first time then lost my house keys, got the worst headache ever and then got locked out of their house

Jean

Razor

Sucrose

Amber

Eula

Chongyun

Got flirted with on a college fair field trip after waiting for their friends to get off the elevator. Continued to stare at the dude and offer to let him stick with your guy friends in the back of the group cause you thought he was lost. Only for your friends to ask if y’all were flirting, you yell “no! We’re not flirting, he’s just lost!” And it’s only after all that you realize what was happening.

Xingqiu

Albedo

Kequing

Xinyan

Xiao

Raiden shogun /Ei

Kuki Shinobu

Zhongli

Steals clothes from friends occasionally and uses them for cosplay, random outfits or daily usage if it’s an accessory because they like it so much and don’t plan on giving it back unless asked (maybe not even then)

Yelan

Yae miko

Yanfei

Rosaria

Beidou

Barbara

Tried dancing with a dog while drunk and fell off the armrest off a couch onto a bucket their friends was emotionally attatched to. Then got laughed at by their friends who they called to for help before they fell

Venti

Kokomi

Ayaka

Thoma

Yanfei

Got bit by their dog so they grabbed him and but him back and laughed when he looked shocked. Proceeded to karate chop the same dog in the throat as a defense mechanism when he tried to steal their food

Gorou

Itto

Tartaglia

Razor

Yoimiya

Xiao

I think that’s all for now. Let me know if y’all want a part two!! Also idk much about a lot of these characters so some of them I’m just going off on a vibe

#oneshots #writing #fluff #genshin impact #genshin heizou #genshin kaeya #kazuha #yanfei #yoimiya #klee #genshin venti #tartagila #mona megistus #diluc ragnvindr #zhongli #xiao fluff #hu tao supremacy

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TRYING TO BREAK INTO UR CAR OMG THEY WERE GONNA HYJACK IT AND STEAL IT (idk how to spell that word oops 👎)

do u think if they were taught they could actually learn how to drive? cuz don’t they have thumbs and stuff?

EVIL THINGS ! /j they do have thumbs , in fact , their hands are extremely similar to ours . they should make raccoon ubers !!

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dylanisdazed · 3 years

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#meme #ass fat #real ass #fake ass #fake smile #depression #raccoon #idk how to spell raccoon #dylanisdazed

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OMG it's sooo cool and I hope you enjoy your bday week!!! ✨Look I know it's just the first day of hockey but I swear things are too much: Mark Donk and Buzz Flibbet and Tom Dick decimating the reigning champs, Tanny's sexy arms, and seeing all the love for our emotional support journeymen <3

Thank you!!! I'm getting a Taylor 22 inspired cake and I'm super excited 🤓

And yeah, the Pens do this every year, and I'm not complaining!! As long as we win games, babey 🤪 and it's fun to watch people just lose their minds when it happens

#i miss him with the pens so much 😭😭😭#our team is not as feral as we used to be without him #anonymous #hes like our raccoon if that makes sense #or a ferret #idk how to spell it but ysno #hes like a raccoon and ferret mix

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haveabitofhope · 3 years

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I'm gonna be real with you guys I followed the osha accounts and now my tumble is completely unusable.

Like I forgot how bad it was but damn

No one should be allowed to reply to a post more than once I'm being shown the same very very long post and absolutely nothing else

#osha #unofficial #raccoon #racoon #idk how to spell that we have the friendly little bears on my landmass #why did no one ever domesticate raccoons anyway?#they seem like real pals

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For the SVU asks thing: 10, 13, 15, and 17! :) absolutely love your blog btw!

hey! thanks sm — i really appreciate it <3

10.) best olivia hair season

listen i am BISEXUAL, mariska has always looked incredible regardless of the hairstyle — HOWEVER, i do happen to love her with longer hair.

i would say my top styles are: season 1 bob, season 8 BANGSSSSSS, current season (23) waves, and that straight middle part shoulder length from season 17

13. least fave character past/present

oof, well all the perps are disgusting (thats a given). so it depends, i HATE that one DA bucanon? or however tf his name is spelled, but you’re supposed to hate him…so? not sure if that works?

if its least faves that we were supposed to like, number one is kim greyleck. i was/am a huge casey novak stan so seeing her right after already made me biased but she was horrible with the victims. could not stand her.

as for current? the new guy. something with a v? he replaced kat which was a blow to me as a queer :/ i don’t find him likable at all and i’m kind of upset the show replaced a queer woman of color with him. idk! just me tho??

15. which character dresses the best?

i better not get shit on for this but—

every. single. outfit. that angela wheatley wore, i would rock in a HEARTBEAT. mama came in, blew up kathy, then brought it to the runway.

also liv’s coats??? idk if y’all can tell from the breakdowns but i’m so into the trench coats and blazers. 10/10.

17. all time favorite episode

with a show that has 500 episodes, there’s no way i’d be able to choose just one!

some faves (& why):

slaves (S1) - the psych evals. the minute i fell in love with each character…oof. from cragen’s break, to olivia’s breakdown, to munch’s callout, then monique and elliot?? so good. and this is when i really realized how much me and olivia are alike! so yep, a top contender for sure!!

night (S6) - again, love casey novak and when she got hurt we got to see a vulnerable side of a character who was pretty reassured and tough. plus mrs. potts, doc oc, AND rocket raccoon?? amazing

raw (S7) - this was just a really good plot twisty episode and shocked me the first time i saw it with it’s ending. tough to stomach as a jewish person, though.

blast (S7) - AS A MELINDA WARNER STAN, i have nothing more to say. what a queen 💅🏼

(can i say all of season 9????)

zebras (S10) - yes, for bensler, but also for gwen 🥺 i love carol kane so much ugh

perverted (S11) - all the bensler vibes but also a damn good episode.

(here’s where i confess that i’m catching up on svu i’ve missed and my knowledge of episodes is a little weak when it comes to seasons (11-21). i’ve just finished 16, 17, 18, so i’m catching up!! but apologies if ive missed a good episode!!)

“benson in trouble” (multiple seasons) - idk if i can call them favorites because that sounds wrong(?), but as a survivor i really find it cathartic to watch the episodes where olivia is in trouble (the william lewis arc, the townhouse incident, etc.). my therapist says it’s because i feel a sense of control and know what what’s about to happen, know that she will survive it and bc i see myself like her, i feel a sense of relief. tmi? ahhh

unholiest reunion (S17) - just a thrilling episode!!

heartfelt passages (S17) - dodds…. and tucker/liv!

gone baby gone (S19) - cmon, so good. but also i just love any and all scenes ever that we get of olivia being a mom

part 33 (S20) - very interesting introspect on the behind the scenes of the detectives. i really enjoyed this debate and honestly was captivated by their reactions.

the return of the prodigal son (S22) - i mean… i don’t need to explain this one.

(ALL of organized crime. no joke, i think i like it more than the current episodes of svu. i much prefer how they are writing their characters!!)

#law and order svu #elliot stabler #olivia benson #bensler #eo #law and order organized crime #law and order special victims unit #e/o #law and order oc #mariska hargitay #chris meloni #ama #ask me questions #svu ask

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// loki spoilers

This is basically a huge infodump on my thoughts about the first episode, because I doubt y’all want to sift through my trauma-ridden ramblings. I’ll make another post for the rest. This is just everything not related to the IW stuff/my reaction to that. It’s general thoughts, theories, musings.

1. When Loki gets first taken into the TVA. Is that Peggy Carter in the background? Others have suggested it might be. What would that mean??? Will we see the TVA fix the mess the Russos made with Steve/Peggy (not likely) or is it just a lookalike? Who knows..

2. A skrull at the main intake desk! Idk not super relevant just interesting!

3. I’m kind of glad they changed the... uncomfortable scene... with the robot burning his clothes off. He gets more time to react to seeing the machine itself, and he seems more shocked (”Now.. H-hang on just a minute.”) than angry (”Now hang on just a minute!”) i still feel.. horrible for him, i’m glad nobody Saw him and that the machine didn’t grab the clothes off, but still. Ehhh.. uncomfortable.

He is beautiful though, don’t get me wrong - I’d just prefer a shirtless Loki scene where he wants to be shirtless? let him do what he wants with his body?? he’s probably felt so out of control of his body, from being jotun to falling through space that any invasion of privacy like that hits extra deep...

That being said, I recognize the utility of the scene for the narrative - his lack of control, his literally being stripped of what he was before.

4. WHO IS THE MAN WITH THE CAT. What is his name. I love that he has a mug with his cat on it. But I want to know more. Who is he?

4.1 WHY DIDNT YOU LET LOKI PET THE CAT Please,,, I am begging you,,, let loki pet the cat and have something react kindly to him and purr all happily at his scratching behind their ears plea s e

5. The info sheet. Now this is just a little nitpicky tidbit, but in a previous promo they listed Loki’s height as 6′4 ft and weight as 525 lbs. This is taken directly from the comics if I’m not mistaken. However, in the actual show he’s listed as 6′2 (Tom’s height and Loki’s presumed height) but I don’t remember if his weight is the same. Is Loki 6′2? 6′4? please let me know i want to know how smol i am in comparison

6. His little aggressive shaking of the ticket at the guard makes me giggle each time.

7. The fact the turnstile hits so low on him reminds me,, I am short compared to him. Those things hit my stomach/waist. That one hit his legs. I am once again asking Loki to pick me up.

8. The cartoon with Miss Minutes introducing the TVA is wonderful, I love the art style especially. But it raises questions about Variants... I guess Variants can just, pop out of nowhere? Any action could be the wrong one? And then once you commit the wrong action you either get returned or pruned? Yikes??? And THIS ties into another thing later!

9. The trial scene. I have a hunch - a feeling, a suspicion. That one of three things may be true.

A. The Time-Keepers never actually existed. They’re fabricated, and now whoever runs the TVA is actually using the excuse of “The Time-Keepers decree it so!!!” to carry out whatever They think is right. The fact we haven’t seen the Time-Keepers makes me.. suspicious...

B. The Time-Keepers existed, but they have since passed on, however that may have happened. Now someone is doing the same as above, using the excuse of the Time-Keepers apparent dictations to run things.

C. The Time-Keepers do exist, and do run the timeline/TVA, but maybe they’re not infallible? Maybe the TVA info video is lying or incomplete in some way? Idk I just feel like, something about the TVA and how they run things has to be wrong. It has to? Something is off. Again, this will tie into another thought later...

I have no idea if any of these are actually true! But Loki’s questions of “Who’s in charge here? What do they do? What do you do?” punctuated by laughter leads me to believe he’s suspecting something too, or perhaps just trying to figure this mess out.

10. Seiðr/Magic. We see in this scene, Loki’s magic (”powers”) don’t work in the TVA. (and a quick side note, did he have to Flex like that? do you have to make me see Loki’s bare arms Flex like that? be still my heart. anyway please get that collar off of him and let him rest for five minutes) This makes me wonder.. Why isn’t Loki in his Jotun form? His pale skin and blue eyes are decided by magic, are they not? I suppose this is 2012, so perhaps Odin’s magic is keeping Loki looking like that. But if magic doesn’t work in the TVA, why would his spell reach so far? Clearly Loki’s magic isn’t what’s doing it. How is Loki not appearing as a Jotun? Is his Jotun form repressed - is pale skin his default now, rather than something hidden by magic? I need answers!

11. he sounds so scared about being “reset” please dont hurt him,,

12. cALLING LOKI A PUSSYCAT? (lokitty confirmed) I think Mobius was goading him (Mobius strikes me.. As extremely clever. He’s trying to push Loki’s buttons to see who he’s dealing with. At least, I hope so. Because if he really meant that “You were born to cause pain and suffering and death... All so that others can achieve the best versions of themselves.” and that line about killing Frigga??? No no no he is not guilty. He had no way of knowing what would happen. It wasn’t right to send Algrim up to Asgard (i think algrim wouldve found the way up anyway) but there was no intent to hurt Frigga. I really hope you’re trying to goad him, Mobius, because if you believe that I trust you much less. anyway i digress) but wow is he pushing Loki’s buttons a lot. I can’t... Blame him entirely, I understand he’s trying to make sure Loki’s on his side, maybe I’m just too soft for Loki idk. But some of that was very cruel to say. /:

12.1 AND ANOTHER THING ABOUT MOBIUS. That scene with the girl in the church?? Did that little girl kill the men? Is that young Sylvie? Or is she using an illusion to make herself look young and innocent? What’s going on!!!!

13. LOKI SNATCHING THE LITTLE TIME-TWISTER DEVICE AND STOWING IT IN HIS POCKET.... POCKET....... sorry sometimes i get so caught up about loki that i just say random words in between little noises and squeals,,, i am a silly thing

14. CASEY. CASEY??? That whole exchange is funny. Poor Loki, just trying to intimidate this guy so he can escape but - Casey doesn’t know what a fish is. to be fair.... thor doesn’t seem to know what a raccoon is... right?

15. That bit with the infinity stones is kind of funny until you realize

A. Natasha died for a paperweight

B. Tony died from paperweights

C. Loki was tortured for paperweights

D. Oh, and Gamora died for a paperweight too. And Vision. Need I go on?

Then it becomes less of exclusively “haha funny” and now it’s a mix of funny and pain and gosh, is that a good way to sum up being a Marvel/Loki fan sometimes...

16. Loki gazing at the timeline all “Is this the most powerful thing in the universe?” or something, i’m sorry i don’t remember exactly... made me think of a meme and i shall make it presently.

17. I love that Loki got to see examples of how his family loves him but the fact he’s all “I can’t go back.” really just breaks me. It’s like he can finally see they love him after all of this mess, and now he doesn’t have the chance. Please, please let him be happy. Give him some relief. This is the Loki that just came off finding out about being Jotun, falling from the Bifrost, encountering Thanos, attacking Earth, facing defeat, and now he’s being thrashed around in this wild place and has just found out he inadvertently caused Frigga’s death (he did not kill her: his actions, by mistake, lead to her murder, let me be very clear) AND Odin will die AND all the rest... And he wants to be with them.

18. Loki’s reaction to Thor suggesting the hug makes me soft. Please I want to hug this little mischief man so so so bad-

19. Skipping over the iw parts! That’s for another post because this one will be grossly long anyway.

20. “I don’t enjoy hurting people.” and “It's part of the illusion. It's the cruel, elaborate trick conjured by the weak to inspire fear. A desperate play for control.” was all so, so validating. I’ve been trying to argue on Loki’s behalf for almost a solid decade. Seeing the show recognize that Loki’s not all just violence and hurting for “fun”, that he’s not unhinged and bloodthirsty.. Is so nice. It’s just so, so comforting. and it gives me hope for future episodes that they won’t go the route of “oh haha loki bullied and mistreated and stabbed thor for years!!! :)” loki cries during basically every fight with Thor and you want me to believe he stabs Thor for fun? absolutely not.

21. Theory.. Just another hunch.. So we know a fugitive variant, aka Loki, is running amok. Refer back to 8 and 9.C. What if the Time-Keepers never actually fixed the timeline into a single timeline? What if there are other timelines, and these different Loki variants have hopped over to the current one? Or, maybe the Time-Keepers did fix the timeline into a single one, and these Lokis are remnants from that huge time-war at the beginning? Time runs differently in relative spaces, they may have Just Left that war from their perspective!

I say Lokis and not Loki because we’re pretty sure there’s Female/Lady Loki, Old Man/King Loki, and possibly Young/Kid Loki. That’s at least three. From the peeks of Asgard and NYC we’ve seen from the trailers, I think we’re also getting an Asgardian King!Loki and Midgardian King/Vote!Loki. (unless our dearest variant is hopping into timelines and situating into them, but I doubt Mobius would let that happen..?) That’s five.

To further support this, keep in mind, I believe recently six (i think 6 regular and 6 rare...) different funko pops were announced for the series? I’m not sure if they’re in addition to the Loki and Mobius already released. If they are, there’s enough room for each Loki and maybe a TVA agent. One of the pops is supposed to have a buddy/companion I think? Maybe they’re making the cat guy into one, or maybe there’s something else (Throg, anyone?).

22. That is totally Lady Loki/Sylvie at the end by the way. Has to be. But why does she want the reset devices? Why did she snatch that TVA Hunter? Again, WHAT’S GOING ON

ANYWAY this was a very long post if you made it this far, I commend you.

#no proofread only post #long posts about loki #loki #loki series #loki spoilers #sigyn says WORDS #SPOILER HEAVY

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wdym other chats?? - mini fic

Techno furrowed his eyebrows in confusion at that.

„What do you mean ‚Ranboo’s Chat‘? I thought there was only you?“

Yeah the particles, you know?

Shit

uhhhh

Uhm

What do we do? WHAT DO WE DO?

Should we just tell him?

haha E

Blood For The Blood God

Shut up

No. <3

Gyus he doest knwno?

Ffs go learn to spell

No he doesn’t! Are you new?

Yes i am knew.

„Aaand as always none of you are any help. Is anyone gonna explain it or am I going to wait for a while?“ Techno was getting annoyed.

How about I explain? Anyone objecting?

nah

Go ahead!

Idk how you’re gonna do that without him freaking out but sure

L this is going to be fun

sure why not its not like anyone else is going to do it

So, uh, Technoblade what do you know about the multiverse theory?

„Uh, nothin’ much really? Like I know that every universe has multiple of them that are different but that’s really all. You gonna tell me that you are from another Universe or something? Kinda find that hard to believe not gonna lie.“

Okay okay that is fine. And yes, while you may not believe it we are from another universe. Like, technically? It’s more like we have other versions of you that created this world and thus we can interact with you through them. When they allow us, I mean.

I mean thats one way to put it

Look at his face! OMG

Thats actually very well thought out! Good job!

Thanks!

RAID

Raid

raid

Hullo

lmao this is gonna be fun, innit?

Pogchamp

RAID

Hello chat!

RAID

Hi!

RAID

Ew Childs chat is here

Fuck off

WOOO LOOK AT THE FORTH WALL ITS FUCKING DYING

Raidddd

God, Techno thinks he is getting a headache. What was a ‚Raid‘ anyways? It felt like a lot of voices suddenly came and joined in.

„Chat, calm the fuck down. You are giving me a headache, jeez. What the hell is a Raid and why did you multiple all of a sudden?“

Thats the raccoons chat

Raccooninnit

Wooo lezz gooo

That was a fun stream!

Like I was saying, we are from another universe and in here almost everyone has Chats and we can interact with each other when we want to! Also when the CC’s are Streaming of course. CC is the what we call people from our world and streaming is when we are allowed to interact with this world. Not everyone C - thats the people from this world - can actively interact with their Chats though! As far as I know only Ranboo, you and Phil can. I mean canonically.

yeahhh

Ayo my man s a raccoon yo

Raid is when another persons chat is directed at a persons Stream after their own ends

Raid

Tommyinnit is Pogchamp

„Uhh I think I need to sit down for this.“

Techno quickly went to his house and sat down on his bed, ignoring his chat while doing so. As he gathered his thoughts he absentmindedly started to fidget with his silky bedsheets, liking their texture on his hands.

„Okay, so everyone has a chat. And you are from another world where you can change chats when you want to. Also what the hell does canonically mean and most importantly why is the Child’s Chat here?“

Pretty much

He and you have a good relationship here!

How does silk feel?

It means that its true in this world

This world is just a rp man of course there is gonna be on canon shit

R o l e p l a y

Yupp

What do y’all think abt dreams new song?

There is the ADHD my man

THATS WHAT THE POINT OF THE MASK IIS

cant believe the homeless teletubby went and speedran progressing

This song was better

yoooo

Tommy isnt a complete child here. Like he is more gremlin-child not annoying-child you get me?

Technoblade sighed, already done with his chats' bull.

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