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leftabit-leftabit · 5 months

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An old meme I forgot to post...

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nocontexthorriblehistories · 1 year

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in an ideal world this is what my spotify wrapped looks like

#horrible histories #no context horrible histories #horrible histories memes #idiots assemble #spotify #spotify wrapped #mat baynton #jim howick #ben willbond #them there #larry rickard

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susieklement · 11 months

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New/Old Photos from Sport Relief 2012 ⚽😊

#jim howick #martha howe douglas #mathew baynton #ben willbond #simon farnaby #laurence rickard #six idiots #them there #bbc ghosts #ghosts bbc #horrible histories #yonderland #sketch #idiots assemble

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captainsatspeed · 1 year

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mat’s back was turned so he thought he’d get away with a little giggle. not round here partner

#bbc ghosts #six idiots #them there #mat baynton #mathew baynton #thomas thorne #idiots assemble

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lesbianrecorderplayer · 6 months

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I wonder how the Captain feels about Matthew Perry dying? Perhaps he would identify even more with him as someone who was knocked down in his prime, as someone who tried hard to better the lives of the people around him. Perhaps he would reflect on his own life and how Havers his friends would've felt about him afterwards, looking at their statements. It's just interesting to think about.

#the captain #captain ghosts #bbc ghosts #ghosts s1 #moonah ston #six idiots #them there #idiots assemble

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hunter-gatherer-11 · 3 months

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Incorrect Quotes: Outer Banks (2)

JJ: Is something burning? John B.: Just my love for you. JJ: John B., the toaster is on fire.

#outer banks #incorrect obx quotes #incorrect quotes #john b routledge #jj maybank #theyre idiots your honor #theyre so cute #theyre gay your honor #theyre in love your honor #they are so cute #i love them so much #ahhhhhh #they are everything to me #idiots in love #idiots (affectionate)#idiots assemble

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rgtgt · 1 year

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THE HAITANI BROTHERS ARE NOT TWINSSS!!!! I KEEP SEEING PEOPLE CALLING THEM TWINS AND IT MAKES ME SO IRRITATED

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OLDER ^^^^ 🕵️👆

#tokyo revengers #ran haitani #rin haitani #haitani brothers #tenjiku #tenjiku arc #idiots assemble #haitani #tokyo revengers manga

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jijiakiwrites · 10 months

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Our journey ( part 1)

Sypnosis: About four friend being stuck in the world of Teyvat during the Archon War.

Light warning: Cuss, mention suicide

"So how are we gonna get out of this situation?"

"We're like the siblings but without the unknown god incident lol."

"Stop that, it's not time to make fun of our situation."

"Let me remind you Jiaki, we're not geniuses that can make portal machines, this situation is just hopeless.

How would you react if you're stuck in your favorite game? Two of the friends find it amusing and fun while the other two finds it miserable and a disaster.

In the middle of the situation, Alec made a realization.

" Guys I don't think it is the time to be happy, look at there.... the buildings are burning like crazy and a frickin dragon is breathing out fire."

Wait..... this did not happened in the game at all, they just arrived here and here they are, looking at a city being burned down by a dragon.

"Maybe this is not Teyvat."

Nich is panicking, he was very happy that he was able to be inside the world of genshin impact but seeing the things Infront of him, he is starting to have doubts that maybe he's currently in a different world.

"There's an orange sunsettia and a sweet flower and they look like the same in game."

Jiaki is also having doubts, her mind acting like crazy. She actually don't like this idea at all, and she also don't like being in Teyvat because she doesn't know how to survive.

As the friends run away from the city, they were able to find a small hut along the way. All four used their minds to connect the dots.

"Fire burning...."

"Dragon destroying a city....."

"People fleeing..."

"Hey Vonn, help us."

Vonn, who is known as the genius among the four friends, decided not to help at all because he is lazy as fuck.

"Jiaki, my dear friend, you always wanted to die right? Now is a perfect opportunity."

"That's not enough reason to why you should not help us."

"okay ...okay I'm gonna help."

The four friends made a circle, without even a speck of light, they all hold hands together, promising to not let go of each other during this crisis that they're currently facing.

"Maybe I know why everything is mess up."

Vonn raised his hand in the dark, looking at his front, hoping that the one he is currently facing is Jiaki, whom is the second smartest in the group.

"We are currently in Teyvat, but during the archon war."

As Jiaki proclaims the statement, it earned some gasp from Nich and Alec. Vonn also has the same hypothesis but he is shocked that even Jiaki also came to that hypothesis.

Currently in this situation, they could only hope that the hypothesis is wrong and that they just came in a small bad time.

"The only thing we can do is hope that we will survive this predicament, for the meantime, let's find a strong shelter or build a strong shelter for the four of us."

Will the four friends survive the archon war......maybe Celestia knows..

Part 2 coming soon!

Extras:

Nich : where gonna die, my guts told me.

Jiaki: You know, as a suicidal person, I'm currently enjoying the current events.... Fuck it if I'm gonna die I'm doing it here in Teyvat.

Vonn: I hope my mom did not open my pc

Alec to Vonn: Don't worry, your dead and she wouldn't mind.

Vonn:...... I'm gonna piss myself.

#genshin impact #isekai #survival #friends #archon war #archons #lore #genshin lore #genshin fanfic #idiots assemble

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liour · 10 months

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Fusing the creative with the repressed to create(!) something undescribable (i'm seeking Freud's approval he's the og girlie)

#freudism #Freud #Sigmung #Sigmund #and the sadness #The best effort #effort #texting #Sigh who invented texting #It's killing me so good job ten stars #idiots assemble #mutuals assemble #assemble entertainment

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bullshitcustomerssay · 2 years

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Visual Merch: Hey! We’ve got this great idea to remove all the mannequins from your front windows, just leave your adverts up!

Me: Where are they going?

Merch: On the floor! We’re planning on setting up easy to shop sections!

Me: Cool, so you all know our store is legally forbidden from putting up those vinyl adverts right? So we’ll just have empty windows?

Merch: . . .

Me: So like, we’ll look like we’ve gone out of business? And we’re not your only store with those limitations? What should we do about that?

Merch: . . .

Me: Hello?

Merch: Project is due at the end of the week guys! Don’t forget!

Me: Yeah right but, what should I do, do you have an alternate plan?

Merch: *leaves chat*

#retail #retailwoes #corporate sucks #idiots assemble #idiots who make more than I do #customer service #visual merchandising

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rbf4ever1231 · 2 years

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Manipulative bitches think they can get away with ANYTHING. 🥴

Think again please, because you’re making yourself look stupid. ✋🏻

#idiots assemble

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leftabit-leftabit · 4 months

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nocontexthorriblehistories · 9 months

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if anyone comes across a spare ticket for the Ghosts season 5 screening at BFI on September 19th, please remember your good pal @nocontexthorriblehistories

website crashed, phone line on hold for >45 mins, sold out within 5 minutes of members presale 😭😭😭