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kalims · 2 years

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‎˃ ᵕ ˂ . . "if you don't lot go of my phone right now I will make sure you bear no kids for life."

witnessing you literally brutally handle someone when they try to take your phone,

premise. so like imagine this; you're chilling, scrolling through your phone and doing whatnot. and some random person tries to wrench it off your grip and now you're violently handling them because no way you're letting them see INSIDE your phone.

characters. everyone

cw. crack, nothing else. the perpetrator implied to be male by title lol

note. if someone did that to me I'd pull their hair until they let go.

they honestly relate cause there's a lot of stuff going on in their phone that they don't want anyone to see, would have probably done it in a more peaceful approach but they understand the violence.

cater, idia.

just watches you twist that student's arm in aggression with no intention to help. they're not that interested in moving from their stop, too entertained to stop you and will comment about your burst of strength.

leona, jade, floyd, lilia, ruggie.

will intervene out of good will and is horrified to see you act upon with violence, pulls your fingers out of that person's hair; of which you literally gripped and pulled for dear life. scolds you right after.

riddle, vil, crewel, deuce, kalim, jack, vargas, ortho, neige, that headmage from rsa lmao.

SUPPORT SUPPORT, either witnessed what they did or have no idea why you're literally fighting someone but they are 100% gonna start cheering for you to beat their ass. just win the fight <3

ace, epel, sam, che'nya, ortho(kinda).

confused af and is just a bystander to the chaos, will probably not intervene but will have a talk with you like a 'what was that about' kind of thing but generally more concerned about you rather than the student.

trey, jamil, azul, malleus, ruggie (again).

you won't even know that he actually saw the whole thing, he's somewhere outside a random window or hiding behind a pillar secretly while praising, and gushing over your actions cause ♡♡

rook.

breaks the fight off with a yell and scares the student away. he's scolding YOU instead because that was not necessary and he thinks it could've been resolved with a talk. no anyone who does that to me will catch these hands 👊

sebek.

you think he'll even be there? ☠

crowley (derogatory), silver my love. he's sleeping somewhere.

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greenapplebling · 8 months

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So I made a post about a Twst x TOH crossover before but I now know more about Twst so I want to talk about some things

First, Idk if the Hex squad would be sort on different houses or if they'll spent x amount of days in each house to have a full experience. Ig it will make sense if they didn't get sorted bc they're from a different universe but I'll go with the "each of them get sorted in a house" route bc it's funnier lol

Ok, so here are some things I thought about:

Luz, despite being quite the extrovert, she would definitely be sorted into Ignihyde with all the weebs and gamers lol. She would make friends with Ortho quickly but Idia would hide from her despite that, as housewarden, he's in charge of showing her around

Hunter gets sorted in Savanaclaw, he gets terribly attached to Jack bc he's a wolf and often follows his lead. Jack, as a lone wolf, doesn't know how to deal with it but let's Hunter be bc he knows it's only temporary. Otherwise, Hunter is wary of Ruggie bc he seems shady and is disappointed housewarden Leona is such a lazy slump, he doesn't get why Jack admires them sm. He might get it if he gets to join them for a magic shift game

Idk where to sort Amity, I don't think she'll be in Heartslabyul but I definitely want to have her bond with Riddle over their controlling mothers. Riddle would talk about how much it helps him to have Trey's (his childhood friend) support and Amity would share about how much she's trying to rekindle her relationship with Willow

I feel like if Amity got homesick, she'll unconsciously wander around the Leech twins. They're not the same but something about them reminds her of her siblings, specially Jade who's a little shady and also has a smile that you can't tell if it's mocking or polite, he reminds her of Emira

Willow gets sorted into Diasomnia. She doesn't have any problem trying to befriend Malleus and feels a little bad for him when she notices people avoid him like the plague. Befriending Lilia and Silver it's easy and she surprisingly can stomach Lilia's cooking? (All the Hex squad can except Luz lol) She actually offers to cook for them but they're horrified when they learn about fairy pies and Willow apologizes profusely when they tell her they're faeries (which is close enough), it gets a little awkward and Silver jokes that at least it's good to know his father's cooking isn't the worse in all the multiverse. With Sebek, well, I don't think he'll be as intense as he normally is with her bc he learns she isn't human and that she has great magical talent, which I think it's something he'll be able to respect and if he doesn't, she'll make him. I do see him whining about her getting too close to Malleus though lol

I'll like to see Willow and Azul bonding over their past bullying, Idk how or why would Azul ever open up about it though 🤔

Vee gets into Scarabia and gets along with Kalim and Jamil. She will see how much Jamil works and offers to replace him whenever he feels too tired, it takes some time for him to trust her but he eventually caves but tells her not to tell Kalim bc he wants to see how long it takes before he notices. Surprisingly Kalim notices right away, he goes "WHO ARE YOU" the moment he sees a nervous smile on Jamil instead of his usual grumpy face and it escalates from there

I'm not sure where to sort Gus, but I'm inclined to put him in Octavinelle just bc I think he'll really get into the mafia vibes lol

Despite that, I can see Gus going around with Luz, Ortho, Grim, Yuu, Ace and Deuce playing pranks on students with his illusions

Either King would accompany Luz wherever she goes or he gets into Ramshackle with Yuu and Grim

And that's all for now. I'll write when I can think more stuff lol

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dazyskiie-luv · 7 months

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★ Incorrect quotes (but by me and my friends)

— mentions of death, overbloting, therapy ((since some people like to avoid it as if it'd kill you)), sebek hate 😵‍💫, and male reader

[Name]: if you got killed by a flying banana how would you feel

Idia: A WHAT

[Name]: a flying banana

Idia: well do i know its going to kill me

[Name]: so true

Idia: YES OR N

[Name]: i read thay wro.

[Name]: umm

[Name]: ur choice

Idia: well

Idia: if i know its goung to kill me id cry

Idia: however if i was caught by surprise id peobably question everyrhing in that moment

Idia: why did i get killed by a flying banana? how did i get killed by a flying banana? why was the banana flying? how did it have enough strength to kill me? was it destined for me to be killed by a flying banana??? who threw the banana????

Jade: Azul said he'd feel betrayed

Azul: Well.. I mean I got killed by a banana

Azul: Was it because I ate your family

Azul: My fault.

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[Name]: LILLA HOW TF U SURVVING ALL THESE HURRICANES AND RAINPOURS

[Name]: LAWD

lilla: lol

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Sliver: im sos eleph

[Name]: sleep

Sliver 5 hours later: are u a wizard.

Sliver: i fell asleep :(

[Name], not looking up from his paper: idk probably

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[Name]: im doing therapeutic exercises 😠

Riddle: thera what

[Name]: therapeutic

[Name]: therapy exercises

[Name] who's slowly being covered in blot: (i dont have a therapist)

Overblot [Name]: ((i just remember this))

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Azul: sounds like me tbh

[Name] grabbing a gun: we are too alike, one of us gotta die.

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[Name]: wishing i was drowninf in a lake rn.

Ruggie: emo ahh

[Name]: YOU.

[Name]: this is my 19th reason

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Cater to [Name]: My favorite pookie wookie pie with whipped cream and sprinkles and those wafer things i forgot what they were called but they're like sticks filled with chocolate idk <3

Yuu looking horrified: Are you tired

Yuu: Is this why you're saying this stuff

Cater: no

Cater: I am tired but this is just me being me!

Yuu: I should've known....

[Name]: My eyes are teary up.

[Name] with tears running down his face: I feel like I've been violated in the worst way possible.

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Floyd: Bro said "its fine i can do it" and his jose grew

[Name]: I was about to say "bro lied too much"...

[Name]: bird beak.

Floyd: BHWJAHAH

Floyd: bro got that crane beak 💔

[Name]: traffic cone!

Floyd: ong!

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Idia: fi udbprays tofay 🗣🔥⁉️

[Name]: did u pray today?!

Lilla: fi i ibuprofen fowhsay

Idia: IBUPROFEN????

[Name]: so true honestly

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[Name] reading a sign saying "marry me": .

Austin: If you say yes I'll feel happy

Belphie: I can't say die to a child....

Neige: You say die to me

Belphie: Die.

Neige: See what I mean.

Neige: This is why I put a bomb in one of your drawers and hadn't set it off yet.

Belphie: U PUT A BOMB IN ONE OF MY DR.

* Belphie and Austin are my rsa ocs ! Beauty and the beast & Sleeping Beauty :3

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Ortho holding a sign to [Name]: I think your pretty

Ace: u used the wrong your

Ortho: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR DAD SHOULD'VE USED? A CONDOM.

Ace: WHAT.

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Idia: is this justin bebiber???

Idia: beiber

Idia: be]

Idia: yeah

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[Name] talking about Sebek: Hope he trips and cracks open like an egg.

Ace: HELP ME.

Yuu: same ong

[Name]: sunnyside up for breakfast guys!

Deuce trying not to laugh: SUNNYSIDE UP US CRAZY.

[Name]: I'M RE-PURPOSING HIM.

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some screenshots for context 😵‍💫.... n word slur usage btw

#twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland #twst x reader #twst #twst incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #cw death mention #twst x male reader #twisted wonderland x male reader #x male reader #x reader #🪐:MaxWrites.exe #🪐: MaxTalks.exe

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ryuichirou · 1 month

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More replies about recent stuff, ships, antis, etc etc, business as usual~ there are a couple (literally) of headcanons in this post too!

Anonymous asked:

I’m going to assume that the recent Lilidia comic is before they know that they’re online buddies and that Idia was the one who sent the shirt?

This one is related to a comic we posted on ko-fi today <3

And yes, Anon, you are correct! That was the idea behind the comic hehe. They were meant to meet offline for the first time this evening but they yet need some time to realise they’re looking for each other lol

Alright, now a couple of asks about the RookVil post from yesterday. I am very happy that you liked that one.

Anonymous asked:

“Distracted”…you mean by Niege?

By Vil in her beautiful dress of course

Anonymous asked:

ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE WITH YOUR FEM ROOK AND VIL DEAR! OH THEY BRING ME SO MUCH JOY! THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL!~

Sorry for the caps but thank you hahaha it gave me energy

Also I was reading some of the asks and I just wanna say those Ortho/Malleus sounds so good! Shoutout to that guy and sorry for using this ask about it 🤭

Thank you so much, Anon!! <3 They bring me joy too, it always feels very self-indulgent when I draw them, especially as girls lol

Yesss this is such a good ship. Shoutout to the OruMal person! I’m glad they’re getting appreciation for their big brains…

blackbutlerfandomnerddomain asked:

Fem Vil is DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN Mummy -sorry mummy- sorry –

Fem Vil is always either mummy or just a mum… well, technically this also applies to regular Vil lol Also, technically, she (and he) is a step-mummy or a step-mum...

I’m glad you liked it! <3

blackbutlerfandomnerddomain asked:

Ortho x Malleus... Hmmm...you know I might get on that train, it's actually pretty cute the more I think about it and I'm just imagining a double date with Idia and Lilia and Ortho and Malleus, maybe even a triple date if we add Sebek and Silver

Ahhh, Ortho/Malleus and Lilia/Idia would be a very fun combo!! Sebek and Silver too… Sebek would get way too distracted by Malleus being with Ortho though, things would probably get a bit messy lol

Anonymous asked:

"Slenderman is scared to see Rook when he turns around" Rook truly is the most horrifying horror monster of all time lol. The non-human students would survive a horror setting simply because nothing compares to being hunted by Rook.

And sorry if you already answered this, but in your Prison au how do you decide who's a guard and who's a prisoner?

(this one is related to this post)

You’re SO RIGHT ANON LOL If they survived being around Rook for 3 years, they won’t be scared of anything. This is what a little bit of Rook Hunt does to a collective. Influencing people in a good way by being an absolute creep…

And to answer your question, the roles are pretty flexible: Katsu mentioned in this reply that they could be either one (both would work for a lot of them really), but some characters just feel more suitable for one role and not the other I guess? Plus, it implies their relationship with the characters around them. So, whatever option sounds more fun and could lead to a more interesting scenario.

Anonymous asked:

I know you mentioned in a previous reply that you don’t ship Jack/Epel often, but I would still love to hear any few headcannons you might have about them. I have one where Jack goes to Vil for advice on how to approach Epel in a romantic fashion since Jack would have a secret crush on him. Meanwhile Rook is probably giving very detailed advice to Epel (who also has a secret crush on Jack) on how to “properly tame your partner” and Epel just gets super confused and embarrassed

Sorry for the late reply, Anon!

Oh god I can practically hear Vil’s “ara?” when Jack goes to him for advice… What an experience for him, considering how close he is with both Jack and Epel, to suddenly have these two show some interest in each other lol

And it makes sense that Epel would go to Rook for that, and not really because of his hunter thing, but he is absolutely going to end up listening to a lecture about taming and recognising the signs of courtship behaviour… this isn’t even remotely going the way Epel thought it would…

I still don’t have many thoughts about them, unfortunately. But here is a couple of things that come to mind as I’m thinking about these two right now…

When their club activities don’t happen at the same time, they visit each other. Sometimes just to wait until the other one is done, sometimes to cheer a little (just a little though), sometimes just to hang out. But Jack tries not to do that often because Epel gets very distracted when he is around + his senpais tease him a lot.

Epel doesn’t always like how caring and sweet Jack is, sometimes it feels to him like he is being babied by him, but he does know that Jack has a wilder side (Vil hinted on it once because he knew Epel would feel that way), so now Epel tries to poke the wolf bear (that is Jack) from time to time to see if he would react.

Anonymous asked:

Idia, probably: What in the fifty shades of moe is this?

(this one is related to this comic)

Yeah, he had no idea stuff like this could happen to him…

Anonymous asked:

Had an encounter with an anti on a different app; their argument was that shotacons are creepy and how they talk about little boys are creepy. Good ole' Google tells me shotacon does not apply to TWST so Idk why they brought it up. And the only little boys are Cheka and Gidel. If they were genuinely referring to the main cast as little boys, maybe it's just me, but calling high schoolers that is weird. I didn't handle the encounter well, but thinking back it feels like they had no clue what they were saying. Their argument was about something completely different and had nothing to do with TWST if they even know what it is. The logic ain't logic-ing with these folks.

Yeah, technically there are no shotas other than Cheka and Gidel in TWST, but some could also count Ortho or even Lilia (Ace commented on him looking much younger than a 16 y.o., which all those people fucking ignore, as you might’ve noticed, because they’re hypocrites) and Epel, because while they aren’t of the needed age category, they’re rather small. And with Ortho people love to talk about how he is a 5 y.o., which is a lie lol

You are right that they don’t really know what they’re talking about. They never do, because the point of the conversation isn’t to make an argument and have a proper discussion, it’s to make the opponent sound so wrong, so appalling, so sick, that they come out of this thing feeling like the only beacon of moral excellence surrounded by gross perverts with zero self-control. When in fact they’re just uneducated enjoyers of spreading moral panic + emotional vampires lol

The thing is, shota and all the other “dead dove tropes” is a niche within a niche. People in general don’t understand shipping and our way of interacting with fiction, and even fewer people understand problematic tropes. It’s okay, it’s not for everyone. But it sure is a convenient reason to attack people!

#replies #headcanons

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crazyyanderefangirlfan · 2 years

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How would the Kemonohito siblings react if they met their similars from Twisted Wonderland?

A/N: I actually had this idea for a while now. But had to suppress it cause I'm not too far in my story.

After the overblots settled and she's in a steady poly relationship with all 20 of the guys, she started to feel weird. It was a slow build up but it increased each day until one sleep over it finally happened.

She vomited a lot of blot, everyone was panicking and horrified. Once it was done they all heard crying and that's how she ended up with 7 babies.

Idia and Ortho were doing research on this, this never happened before and had to keep this from STYXX.

Also, she found out her father is Amane's dad making them half-siblings and her a cambion. She also has a UM which is basically Evelynn from LOL.

Anyway to the ask.

The kids were stumped when they meet this version of themselves. They have dads, younger siblings and even powers!

Malachite - controls the weather, mostly electricity, controls thorns and can turn into a dragon.

Cece - Controls fire, controls the dead and short distance teleportation.

Vince - Controls toxins and poisons, controls trees and and releases a scent that makes others lower their guard.

Nadia - Can hypnotize others and turn into a naga.

Joe - Can summons his tentacles that are string enough to crush a tank and can manipulate water.

Zhuri - Can turn things into sand and supersonic roars.

Jack - Can summon roses and can turn any part of his body into blades.

They all share the ability to feed on agony.

The younger four were kinda envious of their older siblings, they have three abilities. Granted it’s technically four but they share one thing. Meanwhile the older three were kinda smug, especially when they were told they were the most powerful.

Ohh and they’re eyes were completely different too. Cece had yellow eyes, Vince was purple, Zuri had green eyes and Jack had grey blue eyes. Malachite, Nadia and Joe still kept their eyes.

They were comparing lives, the K kids were so amazed on this version of themselves. Not only they’re mother married twenty men but she was a cambion! A powerful one at that and they had so MANY younger siblings and she was a queen too!? They need a minute.

Now that they think about it, their grandma never mention they’re grandpa except one time when they asked, and she replied that she will put a bullet through his head if she saw him

Meanwhile the au selves were only disappointed that this version of their mom never came to Twisted Wonderland and had her family there. They love each and everyone of their fathers who helped shaped them. Sure they’re younger siblings drive them crazy but they love them so much.

Honestly there’s not much difference between them, except that they’re au selves are bit more responsible and more parental cause of their younger siblings. And they still have a band too.

The K kids were happy to know Jane and Vera in this world got together and still had their web show. Zuri jumped in joy to know that she and Dante are dating.

The boys were pleased to hear that they still ended up with their respective gfs. Malachite and Joe were shocked to know that Elodie and Misty were princesses to other kingdoms and were engaged to them. But they’re respective moms asked if they were ok with the marriage.

Jack found out the Roxy in TWST was adopted by a lesbian couple, one was a famous spider demon idol and model and a former noble lady. They also had a son.

Stephanie was the only normal one here but this tine she had both her parents and no brothers.

The K kids met they’re au selves younger siblings, who were looking between them. Before long, the kids were playing with au selves of their older siblings. What struck to the K kids the most were the septuplets, each look like they’re respective father but had mom’s eyes.

They’re au selves were thinking to send them money when they go back. The fact they’re mom went through so much as teen, her willingness to adopt them despite knowing the hardship she’ll go through made them proud to know this woman is their mother.

The K kids meet the dads and were overwhelmed by fatherly affection. The last person who was a father to them was they’re great grandpa but that was a long time ago, Jane’s dad try to be one but it was not enough. So…This was nice.

Finally they meet the mom, she looked the same but at the same time regal with an elegant aura that held some malevolent energy with it.

She acted the same as their mom so thankfully there wasn’t any difference.

When it was time to go back, their au selves shoved pouches on each of their hands, it felt heavy.

“Use those wisely.” Was all the other Malachite was before the mirror closed.

They looked at each other, then opened the pouches. Eyes widening when they saw precious gems and gold.

#twst #twisted wonderland #disney villain recruiters #villain recruiters

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thatfanfictionchick · 2 years

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Ortho just plugging into whatever systems he pleases lol

C'mon Idia don't be scared, she's right in your color palette 🎨

Like winning a horrifying lottery.

......uh, yeah. "Discerning".

I CALL FLOWER GIRL!

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst the phantom bride

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avistella · 2 years

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Do you have a profile for your twst mc? They look super cute!! And I love your art-style! A little bit of a tangent here but,, I wanted to come out and say, your writing for feh in your previous blog. I didn’t have a tumblr account back then but I do now, and I want to say that I absolutely adored your writing for the fandom. The passion in your pieces, it was amazing to read everything. I during that time was flitting in and out of the fandom and honestly wasn’t in the best head-spaces then. But now I’m back in FEH hell :,) You and so many authors on this site inspired me to write fanfics and pieces. So, thank you for writing, and don’t feel bad for indulging yourself! It’s your blog, do what makes you happy at your own pace. Thank you Avi for everything you do truly. Even if you didn’t realize it, you helped me go through tough times. ❦

Ahhh, you're so sweet, thank you so much for the kind words! I'm really happy that my works were able to help you through tough times and that they inspired you to create content yourself. ;;

Speaking of FEH, I do have more FEH fics in my backlog that I plan to upload!! It's just that I'm trying to finish up some overdue writing trades before I do so because it just doesn't feel "fair"(?) asdfhjkl;

As for my twst MC! I technically have a profile for her; I just haven't written it down yet LOL. But I do plan on sharing it once I do! In the meantime!

Her name's Lunaliya, but she's usually just called "Luna" or "Liya" by the other students. She's an adult and absolutely horrified at the fact that she has to go through high school all over again. She and Grim are considered "one student", but her role is moreso of Grim's supervisor than an actual student since she herself can't use magic. (Think of her role as something like Ortho to Idia; he isn't technically a student, but he's still allowed on the premises and participate in events (and sometimes classes, whenever possible))

When she first arrived at NRC, at orientation, almost everybody (except for those with keen insight and/ or sense of smell (so like, Jack, Leona, the tweels, etc.) believed she was male since you have cute and pretty boys like Epel who often gets mistaken as a girl. After she gets accepted as a "student" alongside Grim, however, Crowley called a meeting to the housewardens and vice housewardens to explain that due to certain circumstances he could not disclose, she would be attending the school despite the school being exclusive to just boys. For a while, she attended the school with the standard uniform with pants, but after seeing how the other students took "creative liberties" with their uniforms, she insisted to Crowley that she be allowed to wear a skirt as she finds it more comfortable.

Her relationship with the students are mostly platonic or familial. She has a few queerplatonic relationships (like with Silver, Lilia, and the tweels), but she's especially close with the tweels (Jade, in particular). She jokingly calls herself NRC's "unpaid therapist". She says it a joke, but she really does feel like it sometimes. She isn't too bothered; she's happy to help the other students, but she has her own emotional baggage.

I have more to say about her, but I'll leave it for another time bc I realize this is getting long asdfhjklasfj;

Thank you very much for the ask!!

#avisanswers #sherbet-shark

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bubbledumbbinch · 3 years

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This time I have a stupid scenario in my head so pls indulge a little- some reactions for dorm head when their drunk S!o kisses them in front of their dorm mates ft. the other guys too😂 cant even imagine Sebeks reaction after seeing his waka sama be frenched by y!n

Hi hi!!! This was so fun to write LOLL

A/N: some of this is kinda suggestive, but this is SFW. Stuff I write is mostly NSFW so keep in mind before yall follow!

Riddle Rosehearts

He turns bright red when you lean over to kiss him passionately on the lips! He would probably kiss back for a second but then pull away once he realizes who he's in front of!!! Riddle would not kiss you, especially not in front of other people!!! It might ruin his reputation as a dorm leader! He’s still so bright red as he touches his lips and remembers what you did…

ADeuce are both HORRIFIED. They knew you guys were dating but they are like so sick to their stomachs. I mean they're happy for you but get a room!!

Trey is happy for Riddle that he's found someone! But kinda looks away embarrassed, he doesn't want to stare and wants to give you some respect.

Cater would try to take out his phone to snag a cute picture or is it blackmail? Only to be upset when Riddle has already pulled away from you. He wished he could get a cute memory of you guys!

Leona Kingscholar

He is shocked but isn't pulling away. Leona deepens the kiss with his tongue and you moan into his mouth, causing him to smirk. After a few seconds he stops which makes you whine. He teases you about being so bold in front of other people. He tells you he’s the only one who should see you this passionately.

Ruggie would say "Blech!! Get a room..." and walk away. He felt like seeing that ruined his appetite and he is annoyed for at least half of the day.

Jack would be silently shocked and just turn away, a small blush coating his cheeks. He would excuse himself and leave too.

Azul Ashengrotto

Azul knows that face you’re making at him. Those are bedroom eyes and your face is headed for his! You smash into his lips, pulling his head closer to yours. Azul is extremely embarrassed because you did it right in front of the twins! He pulls away which leaves you whining. Azul’s glasses are foggy as he whispers in your ear that he will indulge you later.

Jade’s eyebrows raise and he lets out a “Fufufu~” when Azul pulls away. He is happy that Azul has someone to care about him but he wonders if you know any decency! Then he remembers all the drinks you “sampled” at the lounge and doesn’t mind.

“Eeh, Shrimpy and Azul are so close!! She’s practically squeezing him!” Floyd giggles furiously. He’s amused at the sight, especially Azul’s blushing!!

Kalim Al-Asim

Kalim feels you tug on his shirt at a party at Scarabia. Once he finally turns around he’s met with your lips smashing against his own, your tongue already asking for entrance. Of course Kalim indulges you! He’s giggling into the kiss and you are happily tugged into a hug where he wraps his arms around you.

Jamil sits shocked with his mouth open!! He has to tap Kalim on the shoulder to remind him to not do this in public with so many dorm members watching. “Huh?! Whyy?! But I love Y/N~” Kalim would whine incessantly as Jamil dragged you both into Kalim’s room to finish where you left off.

Vil Schoenheit

Vil would simply stop you. He is not going to let you ruin his makeup right in front of his dorm members, and ESPECIALLY not Epel! Vil is trying to teach him how to be a gentleman, so you will not be able to make out with him until you’re both in the privacy of his room.

Rook praises your boldness and loves the way you are ready to show love to Vil so easily! Doesn’t perceive that you were drunk, just thinks you really really love Vil at the moment :)

Epel stares with wide eyes in horror when you lean in to kiss Vil. He sighs a breath of relief when you are stopped though. He doesn’t really need to see PDA, for him it would be like a kid saying “Eww!” to their own parents kissing lol

Idia Shroud

Idia pauses his game to look over to where your face was and is met with a kiss! He instantly turns pink from blushing when you try to deepen the kiss. He’s flustered but likes the intimacy, but he stops you because he remembers. Ortho is there. Idia worriedly whispers to you he doesn’t want Ortho to see him making out with you, even in your drunken state you can understand that.

Ortho giggles. He’s happy for Idia! He doesn’t realize the intimacy you two were about to get into, no thoughts head empty for lil ol Ortho.

Malleus Draconia

Malleus hears you say his name seductively. He turns his head to see you giving him bedroom eyes - to which he smirks at. Quickly you lean in, no - actually dive into, his face. Malleus smiles into the kiss and returns the same amount of passion you started with, holding a hand on the small of your back and pulling you closer.

Malleus doesn’t realize the PDA is so bad until Lilia has to stops him. Lilia has a hand on Malleus’s shoulder to silently tell him to retreat to his dorm room. “Oh, young love!”

Silver is silent but blushes lightly at the sight. He’s happy for his young master and you. He hopes one day he could find a love like that, or at least dream about it soon…

Sebek. Is. HORRIFIED. How dare you become so well acquainted with the young master?! He can’t take it. He’s about to stop you until he sees Malleus himself take initiative to deepen the kiss. He gasps audibly and watches in shock! Lilia laughs at him and tells him it’s okay. It’s not okay for him!!!

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hi it's-a me again, lol i wonder how the rest of the cast would react to yuu accidentally kissing malleus, that live broadcasted on TV, hahaha i keep thinking leona now has motivation to do something, and that's murdering malleus while riddle straight up passed out from screaming from anger, azul would seem like the horrified clutching pearls look person, idk about the others though

@mister-jedblack said: After reading the accidental kiss, what’s the other villain’s reaction gonna be like when they see their favorite reporter and Malleus kissing. Lmao 😂

Heartslaybul

Riddle was enjoying his lemon tea when Cater barges into the room, phone open on a news streaming app and wild-eyed. Trey can’t even ask what’s wrong before Cater’s shoving the phone in their faces and pressing play on the paused video. Ace chokes on slightly hysterical, disbelieving laughter, while Deuce just straight up chokes at the sight of the lip lock. Trey freezes, almost dropping the teapot, then darts a worried glance at Riddle as the phone trembles in Cater’s nervous grip.

Riddle just stares, wide-eyed, at the display. He lets out a quiet wheezing noise that gradually escalates in volume until he’s red-faced and screaming in fury at the phone and the sound of the Diasomnia villains cheering on the accidental kiss. He runs out of air very soon after that, and Trey needs to catch him so he doesn’t hurt himself when he blacks out temporarily.

Savannahclaw

Leona was enjoying a peaceful nap when he was rudely awakened by the sound of Ruggie’s shocked yelp and Jack’s startled whining. He could roll over and go back to sleep, but those kinds of noises usually mean someone troublesome has invaded the lair again, so he stomps out to see what all the fuss is about. He’s immediately suspicious when Jack leaps up and tries to block his line of sight to the computer, while Ruggie tries to convince him to just go back to his nap, nothing to see here—

He glimpses what’s on the screen and hears what the lizard’s loser followers are screeching. Leona promptly turns the monitor to sand. His tail is lashing hard and his growls are sounding more like roars. Then Ruggie has to try and hold Leona back from immediately rallying his minions to go lay siege to the Diasomnia lair until Malleus is driven out of town entirely. It’s only once Jack asks him how they’re going to carry out that goal that Leona even begins to calm down a little bit to begin to planning his ultimate revenge.

Octavinelle

Azul and Jade are watching the financial news when a breaking news update flashes across the screen. Floyd even stops trying to poke Azul in the cheek with his foot as the video begins to play, scoffing at the sight of the dumb RSA hero all but chasing Shrimpy, right up until they trip—!

Azul lets out a scandalized shriek, jumping to his feet and pointing at the screen in speechless indignation, stuttering half-formed words as he repeatedly jabs at the screen in outrage while looking frantically between Jade and Floyd as if to confirm that the image displayed is real. Floyd would laugh at his behavior, but the sight has put him in a bad mood and he wants to go squeeze something. Jade has to restrain his brother from going after an innocent the wrong target in his strop.

Scarabia

Jamil was in the middle of cooking Kalim’s dinner while Kalim lazed around the kitchen with him, stealing morsels and flicking through the channels on the obscenely huge TV in the corner. Jamil’s just taking a drink of water while the sauce simmers when Kalim happily calls out at the sight of Yuu on the flatscreen. He looks up just in time to see the reporter trip and fall. Jamil inhales sharply mid-drink and ends up snorting the liquid through his nose. At least his coughing and desperate search for a tissue means that he can’t keep looking at that horrible image.

Jamil keeps his eyes resolutely off the screen, pretending he doesn’t feel the pit in his stomach, doesn’t care even as the wolf whistles and cheers emanate from the screen. Kalim is protesting mightily, looking up at the supervillain with big dismayed eyes and asking Jamil what they’re gonna do?? He doesn’t want Malleus to take Yuu away, so they’ve gotta do something, right?? Jamil’s smart, Jamil’s dedicated, Jamil’s the best villain he knows, so Jamil can fix this, Kalim knows he can! That at least does bolster Jamil’s rapidly falling confidence somewhat to begin plotting the best response to this...setback.

Pomefiore

Vil was busy showing Epel how best to make himself up according the Pomefiore henchmen standards when Rook pranced into the room, holding a laptop and loudly singing the praises of “public expressions of pure and innocent amour”. When Vil tells him to just spit it out, Rook sets down the laptop and presses play on the recently uploaded video that’s trending on Magicam with an unreadable expression his eyes. Epel senses danger and tries to tell Rook to stop before the words freeze in his throat at the sight.

The bottle of lip gloss shatters in Vil’s grip, dripping gloss all over his hands and the outfit Epel was supposed to be modeling, staining it beyond repair. It’s only at Epel’s cry of alarm that he notices what he’s done. Vil’s calm, stern facade doesn’t change as he brushes off the shards of plastic and orders Epel to go get changed while he tries to clean himself up and control the urge to go after Malleus half-cocked with his specially sharpened stilettos.

Ignihyde

Idia has all of Yuu’s appearances on TV queued up to play automatically on a monitor beside him while he games or tinkers with his latest evil invention. He’s on a particularly hard boss, so he barely registers anything out of the ordinary happening, until there’s a sudden roar of noise from the monitor. He looks up in time to see Malleus and Yuu disconnect, and the boss oneshots his character in his moment of bug-eyed distraction.

Ortho comes in to the room to find Idia’s controller smashed through the monitor screen and Idia curled up under the covers in bed, muttering darkly to himself about stupid dense oujodere op characters, pretending to be innocent to lure the capture target close enough to violate them. It takes him a while to cheer up his big brother again and convince him that that kiss meant as little as the one between Haruhi Fujioka and that one girl in OHSHC.

#ask #coffee-or-hot-cocoa #mister-jedblack #twisted wonderland #twst #supervillain au #heartslaybul #riddle rosehearts #savannaclaw #leona kingscholar #octavinelle #azul ashengrotto #scarabia #jamil viper #pomefiore #vil schoenheit #ignihyde #idia shroud

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Happy Birthday・Idia

Card: Birthday Attire - SSR Characters: Idia & Yuu. Mentioned: Ortho, Muscle Crimson

Chapter 1

—IGNIHYDE DORM - BIRTHDAY PARTY VENUE—

NRC Campus News Interview with the Birthday Student ~Idia ver.~

Yuu: Happy birthday!

Idia: Huh...? U-Uh, um... Th-Thank... you.

That’s a lovely outfit.

Idia: You think so? This “Yo! I’m a big merry chief!”-looking outfit? Your aesthetic is something I can’t even begin to understand.

It’s fancy, it’s too tight, and it s-stands out.

But worst of all, I’m having people whose names I don’t even know just casually talking to me... Have you ever experienced something so horrifying?

I’m at my limit... Hah... I wanna get this thing off as soon as possible...

Alright, let’s get started with the interview——

Idia: Eee! Y-Y-You said “interview”? With me?

No, no, no, you’re joking...

That’s just way too impossible for a modest guy like me... I have to decline.

...I-I can’t? Y-You’re really stubborn. H-Hold on a second...

(He switches to speaking from his tablet)

Idia: Okay, I’m good now. L-Let’s get this over with.

How does it feel with everyone sending you birthday wishes?

Idia: ...I-It’s nothing but literal torture to have flocks of normies come up and talk to me...

The idea that every single person wants a huge birthday celebration with lots of people is a complete lie!

Aren’t you happy it’s your birthday?

Idia: It just means my lifespan decreased by a year. What’s there to be happy ab—oh, wait, just kidding! Scratch that.

I’ve got loads of amazing birthday events in my games!

Between collecting limited voice lines and reading all my birthday stories... I’ve been extremely busy since this morning~.

S-So, can I go back to my room now...? No? Okay.

Chapter 2

—IGNIHYDE DORM - BIRTHDAY PARTY VENUE—

Please let me continue with our interview.

Idia: N-No, the things I have to say feel kinda pointless. Haven’t you heard enough already...?

I’d rather not talk to you through a tablet...

Idia: ...Does that mean we can end this faster if we talk face-to-face? Okay then.

(He discards his tablet)

Thank you. First off, what’s your favorite food?

Idia: ...Candy. They’re good and they’re easy to eat while playing games... It’s perfect.

I-I love educational candy kits the most. The ones where you can add water and mix it, sprinkle powders in it, make it solidify...

The candy itself is like a game, so I get so focused on playing it... Hehe.

I can make the colors and shapes whatever I want, so it’s really fun. And if you think it’s a game for kids, then you’re wrong.

What about your least favorite food?

Idia: ...Raw fish. I-It’s smelly, lukewarm, and the texture feels slimy, slippery, and sticky...

Plus it’s annoying when you can’t eat something without utensils. Getting those out takes so much time. I hate it...

It’s just important to get nutrition into your body, and well-balanced block candy does that fine! Yup, you can’t disagree with me!

Is there a reason you’re always wearing headphones?

Idia: ...O-Oh? So you can ask actually good questions. Obviously, it’s to listen to phenomenal music with the best sound quality.

It’s courtesy to the creators who brought these masterpieces to life to listen to them in HQ.

Oh. The noise canceling function is also very important. ...It lets me shut out the outside world.

What kind of music do you listen to?

Idia: ...I-I stan some idol groups... I love their songs.

The appeal of idols isn’t just their looks~ I wouldn’t stan a group if their songs sucked~

So you like idols? Do you have a favorite group?

Idia: Moirai! Moirai on the Edge! You don’t know them? This is why you’re a normie...

They’re a popular trio of veteran dancers and seasoned vocalists!

Listening to their godly songs makes me start chanting and clapping like I’m at one of their live concerts...

Hehehe!

I-I could show you some of their music if you’re interested... No, I won’t force you if you don’t want to...

Chapter 3

—IGNIHYDE DORM - BIRTHDAY PARTY VENUE—

Please let me continue with our interview just a little longer.

Idia: ...Are you serious? I’ve already been enduring this for so long keeping my tablet away...

H-Hey, can we just end this? I’ve talked enough. What do I even get out of this?

I’m the birthday boy or whatever (lol), but my opinion doesn’t get to be respected...?

I-It’ll be over soon, I promise... Um, tell us about a birthday memory you have.

Idia: Uhh... My parents gave me a lot of games as presents.

Console games, board games, all kinds of things for me to play in my room.

I was always ecstatic when I got them, and Ortho would play them with me.

I always won more than him when we were little. I mean, I am a genius, so what do you expect? Hehe.

But Ortho would get upset about it every time, so I slowly started changing the games we played.

To board games that use things like roulette wheels and dice.

Th-That way, Ortho could still have fun with them without needing to have any technique...

That was nice of you.

Idia: W-Well, it was my birthday... and I’m his big brother...

But it’s not like I can beat Ortho at computer games now!

I have one last question to ask.

Idia: Huh? I-Is it really the last one? I can’t do this anymore...

I promise it is. Has anything happened for your birthday today?

Idia: Um... Th-The second the day changed, I got dozens of birthday messages flying in from my online friends...

Oh, yeah. Muscle Crimson-shi gave me a rare weapon as a present~

Man, I was so touched!

...Hah. I wish everyone would just send me birthday wishes online instead of coming to me face-to-face...

The idea that talking in-person is more significant than online chats and texts is such an outdated point of view...

Extroverts should be aware that making eye contact and laughing puts so much pressure on someone...

(He switches back to his tablet)

Idia: Speaking of, I’m much more attentive and genuine when I talk through my tablet lolol.

Thank you. Once again, happy birthday!

#twisted wonderland #idia shroud #personal story #birthday attire

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