What iceberg video creators THINK we want: Spooky creepy-pasta explorations of nostalgic media. What if your Nintendo 64 was h-h-haunted!!!
What we actually want in iceberg videos: 2+ hour video where a man explains to me in EXTREME detail what happened to all of the models from the original Thomas the Tank Engine series and its sister series TUGS, which is about sentient tug boats.
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Our experimental aerogel iceberg with helium pockets manages true 100% efficiency, barely touching the water, and it can even lift off of the surface and fly to more efficiently pursue fleeing hubristic liners.
Iceberg Efficiency [Explained]
Transcript Under the Cut
[Black Hat is holding a stick and standing next to an image of an iceberg halfway submerged in water, presenting to an unseen audience.]
Black Hat: A standard iceberg is only 10% efficient.
Black Hat: 90% of the ice is hidden underwater, totally wasted.
[Black Hat is now standing next to an image of the same iceberg, with another "iceberg" almost entirely above the surface of the water to the right of it.]
Black Hat: Our next-generation foam-filled iceberg achieves near-100% efficiency, floating almost entirely above the ocean surface.
[Black Hat is still holding a stick, but is standing next to nothing. There are no other people directly shown, but three distinct 'off-frame' voices are indicated.]
Black Hat: "But wait," you might be thinking. "How will such a lightweight iceberg pose a threat to hubristic ocean liners?"
Black Hat: That's where the torpedoes come in.
Off-panel voice 1: I'm sorry, what project are you part of, again?
Off-panel voice 2: I assumed he was with you.
Off-panel voice 3: Security?
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Summer night under the Greenlandic Coast circa A.D. 1000 (Erik the Red and his crew on board a Viking ship)
by Carl Rasmussen
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Greenland - Chris Burkard Photography
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MEANWHILE, IN NEWFOUNDLAND....
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The Diverse and Rugged Beauty of Nordic Glaciers and Icebergs Captured by Jan Erik Waider
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ametsblog - A 150 ft. ICEBERG passing through Iceberg Alley near Ferryland, Newfoundland, Canada - Great view for your morning coffee
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Fjallsárlón, Iceland
Photographer: Lukasz Rados
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